"Champ Hood (1973)" Part 10 - The Archery Tournament (Part 1)

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Cast:[]

Alan-A-Dale - Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes)
Robin Hood - Champ Bear (The Care Bears Family)
Little John - Brave Heart Lion (The Care Bears Family)
Sheriff of Nottingham - Dave (Penguins of Madagascar)
Arrow Wolfmen - Fossas (Madagascar)
Prince John - Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
Sir Hiss - Fidget (The Great Mouse Detective)
Friar Tuck - Scooby Doo
Otto - Loyal Heart Dog (The Care Bears Family)
Cody (The Rescuers Down Under) as Skippy Rabbit
Jane Porter (Tarzan) as Mother Rabbit
Wendy (Care Bears) and Melody (The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea) as Sis Rabbit
Penny (The Rescuers) as Tagalong Rabbit
Mowgli (The Jungle Book) as Toby the Turtle
Cheer Bear (The Care Bears Family) as Maid Marian
Treat Heart Pig (The Care Bears Family) as Lady Kluck
Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes) as Robin Hood as a Stork
King Maximilian III (The Jungle King) as Little John as Sir Reginald
Kiburi (The Lion Guard) as the Tournament Crocodile
Charlie B. Barkin (All Dogs Go to Heaven) as Sheepdog Archer
Mbeya (The Lion Guard) as Warthog Archer
Pumbaa (The Lion King) as Pig Archer
Copper (The Fox and the Hound) as Bloodhound Archer
Tarzan as Mr. Turtle (Toby's Father)

Clips of Movies/TV Shows Used:[]

The Care Bears Family (@1986-1988 Nelvana)
The Great Mouse Detective (@1986 Disney)
Penguins of Madagascar (@2014 DreamWorks)
Looney Tunes (@1930-1969 Warner Bros.)
Space Jam (@1996 Warner Bros.)

Transcript:[]

Maid Marian: Oh, Klucky, I'm so excited. But how will I recognize him?
Lady Kluck: Oh, he'll let you know somehow. That young rogue of yours is full of surprises, my dear.
(Maid Marian and Lady Kluck Leave)
Robin Hood: There she is, Little John. Isn't she beautiful?
Little John: Cool it, lover boy. Your heart's runnin' away with your head.
Robin Hood: Ah, stop worrying. This disguise would fool my own mother.
Little John: Yeah, but your mom ain't here. You gotta fool Old Bushel Britches.
(Robin Winks and Goes to the Sheriff)
Robin Hood: Sheriff, Your Honor? Meetin' you face-to-face is a real treat. A real treat.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Well, now, thank you. Oh-- Excuse me. I gotta go win this tournament.
Little John: Hey, old Rob's not a bad actor. And neither are Sam and Soleil. But wait'll they see this scene I lay on Prince John.
(He Marches Up to Prince John)
Little John: Ah, me Lord. My esteemed royal sovereign of the realm. The head man himself. You're beautiful.
Prince John: He has style, eh, Hiss? (Speaks French)
(Little John Laughs): You took the words right outta my mouth, PJ.
Prince John: PJ? I like that? Do you know I do? Hiss, put it on my luggage. PJ. (Giddy Laughter) PJ, yes.
Sir Hiss: Hmph! And you. Who might you be, sir?
Little John: I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid. And now, Your Mightiness, allow me to lay some protocol on you.
Prince John: Oh, no. Forgive me, but I lose more jewels that way than-- (Chuckles) Please sit down.
Little John: Thanks, PJ. Couldn't get a better seat than this, could ya? The royal box.
(Little John was Sitting on Someone)
Little John: Hey, what the-- Oh, excuse me, buster.
Sir Hiss: Buster? You, sir, have taken my seat.
(Little John and Prince John Laughing)
Prince John: Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester? (Laughing) Now get out there and keep your snake eyes open for you know who.
Sir Hiss: You-- You-- You mean, I-- I'm being dismissed?
Little John: You heard His Mightiness. Move it, creepy. Get lost. Be gone, long one.
Sir Hiss: What cheek! Creepy, buster, long one. Who does that dopey duke think he is?
Alan-a-Dale: Now, he's up to somethin', Friar.
Friar Tuck: Yeah. Come on.
(Elephant Trumpets Fanfare)
(The Parade Marches)
(Alan and Friar Look for Sir Hiss)
(Friar Points at Otto Selling Balloons)
(Otto Gives Toby a Balloon)
(Sir Hiss is in the Balloon and Puffs Out of the Bunch)
(He Uses his Tail as a Propeller)
(Maid Marian and Lady Kluck Arrive to Prince John)
(Sir Hiss Looks Around)
(He Sees the Sheriff and Robin Hood as a Stork)
(Hiss Didn't Know that Yet)
(Robin Tightens his Bow)
Robin Hood: Ah, Your Ladyship. Beggin' your pardon, but it's a great honor to be shootin' for the favour of a lovely lady like yourself. I hopes I win the kiss.
Maid Marian: Oh!
(Marian Looks in Robin's Eyes)
Maid Marian: Well, thank you, my thin-legged archer. I wish you luck with all my heart.
Sir Hiss: Hmm. I wonder.
(Friar Tries to Grab Hiss but Misses)
(Captain Crocodile Approaches Prince John)
Captain Crocodile: Your Highness, with your royal permission, we are ready to begin.
Prince John: Proceed, Captain.
Captain Crocodile: The Tournament of the Golden Arrow will now begin.
(Elephant Trumpet Fanfare Which Blows Hiss Away)
(The Archers Shoot the Arrows and Miss)
(Crowd Cheers, Sis Whistles)
(One of the Archers Blows his Hair Out and Shoots)
(Hiss Flies Over and Keeps Watching)
(Toby's Dad Shoots)
Toby Turtle: Yay, Dad.
(The Sheriff Shoots, but Misses)
(Crowd Boos)
(Robin Shoots at the Target and Makes a Perfect Bullseye)
(Hiss was Surprised)
(Marian was Amazed)
Prince John: A perfect bullseye. Well, well.
Little John: Yeah. That's what ya call pullin' it back and lettin' it go, PJ.
Robin Hood: I'm gonna win that golden arrow, and then I'm gonna present meself to the lovely Maid Marian--
Sheriff of Nottingham: Listen, scissor bill, if you shoot half as good as you blabber-mouth, you're better than Robin Hood.
Robin Hood: Robin Hood, he says. Wowee! I'm tip-top, all right, but I'm not as good as he is.
(Robin Shoots the Arrow and Makes Another Bullseye)
(The Sheriff Looks Stunned, and Hiss Gets a Closer Look)
Little John: That kid's got class, ain't he, PJ.?
Prince John: Indeed he has, Reggie. Bravo! Bravo! Yes.
Robin Hood: Oh, um, by the way... I hear you're having a bit of trouble gettin' your hands on that Robin Hood.
Sheriff of Nottingham: He's scared of me. That's what he is. You notice he didn't show up here today. Ha! I could spot him through them phony disguises.
Sir Hiss: It's him! It's Robin Hood! (Giggles) I just can't wait 'till I tell His Majesty.
(Friar Tuck Shoots the Arrow from Alan-a-Dale's Mandilion)
(The Balloon Pops and Hiss Falls)
(Friar Puts him in a Barrel)
Sir Hiss: Unhand me, you--
(Friar Punches him and Puts a Cork on the Barrel)
Sir Hiss (Off-Screen): Please, please. I don't drink. (Echoing)