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Description:[]

  • Ratigan and Fidget were too busy collecting taxes and Ratigan was too handsome to admit it. Fidget then talked about Papa Mousekewitz, his brother who was sent to the crusade.

Cast:[]

  • Alan-A-Dale - Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes)
  • Robin Hood - Champ Bear (The Care Bears Family)
  • Little John - Brave Heart Lion (The Care Bears Family)
  • Sheriff of Nottingham - Dave (Penguins of Madagascar)
  • Arrow Wolfmen - Fossas (Madagascar)
  • Prince John - Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
  • Sir Hiss - Fidget (The Great Mouse Detective)

Clips of Movies/TV Shows Used:[]

  • The Land Before Time 14: Journey of the Brave (@2016 Universal)
  • The Land Before Time 8: The Big Freeze (@2001 Universal)
  • The Great Mouse Detective (@1986 Disney)

Transcript:[]

  • (A Marching Band Marches By)
  • (Inside the Carriage is Prince John and Sir Hiss)
  • Prince John: Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes! (Laughing)
  • Sir Hiss: S-Sire, you have an absolute skill for encouraging contributions from the poor.
  • Prince John: To coin a phrase, my dear counsellor: "Rob the poor to feed the rich." (Chuckles) Am I right?
  • (Hiss Laughs)
  • Prince John: Tell me. What is the next stop, Sir Hiss?
  • Sir Hiss: Uh, let me see, uh... Ooh! Yes, the next stop is Nottingham, sire.
  • Prince John: Oh! The richest plum of them all. Notting... ham.
  • (The Crown Falls on his Head)
  • Sir Hiss: A perfect fit, sire. Most becoming. You look regal, dignified, sincere, masterful, noble, chival--
  • Prince John: D-D-D-D-Don't overdo it, Hiss. (He Fixes his Ears for his Crown to Fit) There. That, I believe, does it. This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. (Chuckles) Power. Hmm.
  • Sir Hiss: And how well King Richard's crown sits on your noble brow.
  • Prince John: Doesn't it? King Richard? I told you never to mention my brother's name.
  • Sir Hiss: A-A mere slip of the forked tongue, Your Majesty. (Nervous Laugh) We're in this plot together, if you don't mind my saying so. And remember, it was your idea I hypnotized him, and--
  • Prince John: Ah-ah! I know. And sent him off on that crazy crusade. (Laughing)
  • Sir Hiss: Much to the sorrow of the Queen Mother.
  • Prince John: Yeah. Mother. Mother always did like Richard best. (Sucks his Thumb)
  • Sir Hiss: Your Highness, please don't do that, if you don't mind my saying so. You see, you have a very loud thumb.
  • (Prince John Kept Sucking)
  • Sir Hiss: Hypnotism can rid you of your psychosis-sis... so... easily.
  • Prince John: No! None of that! None of that.
  • Sir Hiss: Well, I was only trying to help.
  • (Prince John Chuckles): I wonder. Silly serpent.
  • Sir Hiss: Silly serpent?
  • Prince John: Now, look here. One more-- One more hiss out of you, Hiss, and you are walking to Nottingham.
  • Fidget: Bats don't walk. They fly. Hmph. So there.
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