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Description:[]

Cast:[]

  • Alan-A-Dale - Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes)
  • Robin Hood - Champ Bear (The Care Bears Family)
  • Little John - Brave Heart Lion (The Care Bears Family)
  • Sheriff of Nottingham - Dave (Penguins of Madagascar)
  • Arrow Wolfmen - Fossas (Madagascar)
  • Prince John - Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
  • Sir Hiss - Fidget (The Great Mouse Detective)
  • Friar Tuck - Scooby Doo
  • Otto - Loyal Heart Dog (The Care Bears Family)
  • Cody (The Rescuers Down Under) as Skippy Rabbit
  • Jane Porter (Tarzan) as Mother Rabbit
  • Wendy (Care Bears) and Melody (The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea) as Sis Rabbit
  • Penny (The Rescuers) as Tagalong Rabbit
  • Mowgli (The Jungle Book) as Toby the Turtle
  • Cheer Bear (The Care Bears Family) as Maid Marian
  • Treat Heart Pig (The Care Bears Family) as Lady Kluck

Clips of Movies/TV Shows Used:[]

  • The Rescuers Down Under (@1990 Disney)
  • Care Bears (@1985 DIC)
  • The Rescuers (@1977 Disney)
  • The Jungle Book (@1967 Disney)
  • Robin Hood (@1973 Disney)
  • The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (@2000 Disney)
  • The Jungle Book 2 (@2003 Disney)
  • The Care Bears Family (@1986-1988 Nelvana)

Transcript:[]

  • (The 5 Kids Play in the Backyard)
  • Toby Turtle: Gee. Did Robin Hood really give it to you?
  • Skippy: Yeah. And this is his own hat too.
  • Toby Turtle: Gee. I'd sure like to shoot your bow and arrow.
  • Tagalong Rabbit: Let me try it, Skippy.
  • Skippy (Off-Screen): Oh, no, you don't. I'm gonna shoot it first.
  • Sis Rabbit: You're pointin' it too high.
  • Skippy: I'm not either. Watch this.
  • (Skippy Shoots the Arrow to the Castle)
  • (The Kids are Shocked)
  • Toby Turtle: Uh-oh. Now you've done it.
  • Sis Rabbit: Right in Prince John's backyard.
  • (Skippy Runs to the Castle and Tries to Retrieve the Arrow)
  • Tagalong Rabbit: Skippy, you can't go in there.
  • Toby Turtle: Yeah, Prince John will chop off your head. (He Hides his Head in his Shell) Like this.
  • Skippy: Oh, I don't care. I gotta get my arrow!
  • Sis Rabbit (Off-Screen): Wait a minute. Toby might tattle on you.
  • Skippy (Off-Screen): Yeah, Toby, you gotta take the oath.
  • Toby Turtle: And oath?
  • Tagalong Rabbit: Put your hand on your heart, and cross your eyes.
  • Skippy: "Spider, snakes and a lizard head."
  • Toby Turtle: Spider, snakes and a lizard's head.
  • Skippy: "If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead."
  • Toby Turtle: If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.
  • (Skippy Goes Through the Gate)
  • (He Tries So Hard to Find the Arrow he Shot)
  • (Then He Hears Laughing)
  • Lady Kluck (Off-Screen): Why, it's your turn to serve, Marian, dear.
  • Maid Marian (Off-Screen): Are you ready, Lady Kluck?
  • Lady Kluck: Oh, as your lady-in-waiting, I'm waiting.
  • (They Play Tennis)
  • (Skippy Then Finds the Arrow)
  • Lady Kluck (Off-Screen): I'm getting too old for this. Oh.
  • Maid Marian (Off-Screen): Klucky, that was a good shot.
  • Lady Kluck: Oh! Not bad yourself, dear. Oh, my girdle's killing me.
  • (The Girdle Falls Down and into Kluck's Shirt)
  • Maid Marian (Off-Screen): Where is it? Did you lose it?
  • Lady Kluck: Well, it must be in there someplace.
  • Maid Marian (Off-Screen): Oh, Klucky, you look so silly. Oh, look. There it is behind you.
  • (Skippy Runs to Get the Arrow)
  • Maid Marian: Ohh! Well, hello. Where did you come from?
  • Skippy: Oh, please don't tell Prince John! Mama said he'll chop off my head!
  • Maid Marian: Oh, don't be afraid. You've done nothing wrong.
  • Lady Kluck: Oh, Marian. What a bonny, wee bunny.
  • Maid Marian: Now, who does this young archer remind you of?
  • Lady Kluck: Oh. Well, upon my word, the notorious Robin Hood.
  • Maid Marian: That's right! Why, only Robin Hood wears a hat like that.
  • Skippy: Yeah, and look at this keen Robin Hood bow.
  • (Tagalong Sneezes)
  • Lady Kluck: Oh, Marian, don't look around, but I do believe we're surrounded. Oh, mercy.
  • Sis Rabbit: He snitched on us.
  • Maid Marian: It's all right, children. Don't be afraid. Please come here.
  • Toby Turtle: Do you think it's safe?
  • Tagalong Rabbit: That's Maid Marian.
  • Sis Rabbit: Mama said she's awful nice. Come on!
  • (The 2 of Them Run to Lady Kluck and Maid Marian with Tagalong Catching Up)
  • Tagalong: Hey-- Hey, you guys, not so fast. Wait for me.
  • Sis Rabbit: I told Skippy he was shooting too high.
  • Maid Marian: I'm so very glad he did. And now I get to meet all of you.
  • Tagalong Rabbit: Gee. You're very beautiful.
  • Sis Rabbit: Are you gonna marry Robin Hood?
  • Tagalong Rabbit: Mama said you and Robin Hood are sweethearts.
  • Maid Marian: Well, um, you see, that was several years ago, before I left for London.
  • Toby Turtle: Did he ever kiss ya?
  • Maid Marian: Well, uh, no. But he carved our initials on this tree. I remember it so well.
  • Skippy: You gonna have any kids?
  • Tagalong Rabbit (Off-Screen): My mama gots a lot of kids.
  • Maid Marian: Oh, he's probably forgotten all about me.
  • Skippy: Oh, not Robin Hood. I bet he'll storm the castle gates, fight the guards, rescue ya and drag ya out to Sherwood Forest.
  • Lady Kluck: Now, just a moment there, young man. You've forgotten Prince John.
  • Skippy: That ol' Prince John don't scare me none.
  • Toby Turtle: I'm scared of Prince John. He's cranky.
  • (Kluck Laughs Playfully): I, Prince John, challenge you to a duel. Take that, and that, and this.
  • Skippy: Death to tyrants!
  • (Kluck Screaming)
  • Sis Rabbit: Slice him to pieces!
  • Maid Marian: Oh, save me, my hero! Save me!
  • (Skippy Pretends to Cut Kluck's Leg)
  • Lady Kluck: Oh! Ouch! That's not fair! Mommy! (Sucks Thumb)
  • Sis Rabbit: That's Prince John, all right! (Laughing)
  • Skippy: Yahoo! Now, I gotcha!
  • Lady Kluck: Oh, mercy! Mercy! (Groaning) Oh, he got me. I'm dying. (Groans)
  • Skippy: Did I hurt you, huh?
  • Lady Kluck: No. This is the part where you drag your lady fair off to Sherwood Forest.
  • Skippy: Come on, lady fair, let's go.
  • Maid Marian: Oh, Robin, you're so brave and impetuous. Oh. So this is Sherwood Forest.
  • Skippy: Yeah, I guess so. Well, now what are we gonna do?
  • Maid Marian: Well, usually, the hero gives his fair lady a kiss.
  • Skippy: A kiss? Oh, that's sissy stuff.
  • Maid Marian: Well, if you won't, then I will. (She Kisses Him on the Cheek)
  • Sis Rabbit: They're kissing!
  • (Sis, Tagalong, and Toby Burst Out with Laughter)
  • (Skippy Looks Firmly at the Kids, Wiping Off the Kiss)
  • (Their Laughter Nearly Dies Out)
  • (Scene Fades Black)