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Cast[]

  • Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo) as Marlin
  • Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo) as Coral

Transcript[]

[One sunny day in a ocean, a male character and his wife are in their tree admiring the beauty of their home.]

FRED: Wow.

DAPHNE: Mmm.

FRED: Wow.

DAPHNE: Mmm-hmm.

FRED: Wow.

DAPHNE: Yes, Fred. No, I see it. It's beautiful.

FRED: So, Daph, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think that we we're gonna get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [sighs] Oh yeah. A character can breath out here. Did your man deliver or did he deliver?

DAPHNE: My man delivered.

FRED: And it wasn't so easy.

DAPHNE: Because a lot of other character had their eyes on this place.

FRED: You better believe they did--every single one of them.

DAPHNE: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.

[They watched all the other kids going about their business.]

FRED: So, you do like it, don't you?

DAPHNE: No, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But Freddy, I know that the drop away is desirable with the great schools and the amazing view and all, but do we really need so much space?

FRED: Daphne, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look, look. [bursts through the window] They'll wake up, [bursts opens a door] poke their little heads out and they'll see a big bad golden dinosaur! See, right by their bedroom window.

DAPHNE: Shhh, you're gonna wake the kids.

FRED: Oh, right. Right. [Fred and Daphne climb to a nest in their tree where their cute little babies are sleeping.]

DAPHNE: [safety of the babies] Aww, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them.

FRED: You wanna name all of 'em, right now? All right, we'll name this half Freddie Jr. and then this half Daphne Jr. Okay, we're done.

DAPHNE: I like Dennis.

FRED: Dennis? Well, we'll name one Dennis but I'd like most of them to be Freddie Jr.

DAPHNE: Just think that in a couple of days, we're gonna be parents!

FRED: Yeah. What if they don't like me?

DAPHNE: Freddy.

FRED: No, really.

DAPHNE: There's over 400 babies. Odds are, [slams her door closes] one of them is bound to like you.

[Meanwhile Fred knocks the door opens at Daphne's bedroom] 

DAPHNE: What happened?

FRED: You remember how we met?

DAPHNE: Well, I try not to.

FRED: Well, I remember. [He started chasing Daphne playfully.] "Excuse me, miss, can you check and see if there's a hook in my lip?" [He chases her from the branch they were standing on and onto a hill that was right next to the branch.]

DAPHNE: [Daphne squealed with delight.] Freddie!

FRED: "Well, you gotta look a little closer because it's wiggling".

DAPHNE: [As he tries to kiss her] Get away!

FRED: Here he is. Cutie's here!

[He looks and sees that most of the children ran away and hid. Two gophers scrambled underground, a turtle hid in its shell, and a bird flew away quickly.]