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Cast (Remake)[]

  • Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo) as Marlin
  • Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo) as Coral
  • Phantasm (Batman: Mask of the Phantasm) as Barracuda
  • Dennis Mitchell (Dennis the Menace) as Nemo
  • Various Characters as Various Fishes
  • Mother Pig (Merrie Melodies) as Mother Fish
  • The Piglets (Merrie Melodies) as Guppies
  • The Kids (Dennis the Menace) as Other Fish Students
  • Robin (Young Justice) as Phil (Tad's Dad)
  • Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles) as Ted (Pearl's Dad)
  • Ralphie as Bob (Sheldon's Dad)
  • Boneyard Werewolf (Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King) as Mr. Johanson
  • TJ Detweiler (Recess) as Tad
  • Violet Parr (The Incredibles) as Pearl
  • Human Pinocchio (Pinocchio: The Series) as Sheldon
  • Elsa (Frozen) as Sponge Bed Mother Fish
  • Bart (The Simpsons) as Sponge Bed Guppy
  • Rex (We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story) as Mr. Ray
  • Kayley (Quest For Camelot) as Kathy
  • The Scuba Divers as Itself
  • Human Tiana (The Princess and the Frog) as Dory
  • Syndrome (The Incredibles) as Bruce
  • Abis Mal (The Return of Jafar) as Chum
  • Sa'Luk (Aladdin and the King of Thieves) as Anchor
  • Jerry (Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring) as Blenny, The Worried Fish

Transcript[]

SYNDROME: Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge...

SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: [singing] Misfits are friends, not food!

ALL THREE (SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL): [singing] Though we have long sharp teeth, We're nice villain underneath, We know that misfit are friends, not food

ABIS MAL: [spoken] Well, sometimes you know.

ALL THREE (SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL): [singing] Sure we could eat ya whole, But we have self-control, We know that misfit are friends, not food.

FRED: [spoken] I'd like to be your friend!

SYNDROME: [singing] The stress of life in the ocean, Will lead to emotional eating

SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: [singing] Yes it will

SYNDROME: [singing] When you need help gettin' through it, And kelp just won't do it, Don't start feeding

ALL THREE (SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL): [singing] Swim to our meeting, Oh yes, we've seen the light, Each day we fight the fight, To curb our appetite, And change our attitude

SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: [singing] Misfit are friends

ABIS MAL: Misfits are food

SYNDROME AND SA'LUK: [singing] Nope!

SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: [singing] Misfit are friends, not food!

SA'LUK: Except stinkin' sheeps.

ABIS MAL: Sheeps! Yeah, they think they're so cute! "Hey, look at me. I'm a flippin' little Bo Peep! Let me flip for 'ya! Ain't I a something?"

SYNDROME: Right, then. Today's meeting is step 5, 'BRING A MISFIT FRIEND'. Now do you all have your friends?

SA'LUK: Got mine.

JERRY: [frighted with freezes]

TIANA: Hey there!

SYNDROME: How 'bout you, Abis Mal?

ABIS MAL: Oh, um, I seem to have misplaced my, uh, friend.

SYNDROME: [Meanwhile, 12 seconds later, Jerry runs off of submarine] That's all right, Abis Mal. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step, you can help yourself to one of my friends.

ABIS MAL: Oh, thank you, mate. A little guy for Abis Mal, eh?

SYNDROME: I'll start the testimonies. Hello, my name is Syndrome.

SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: Hello, Syndrome.

SYNDROME: It has been three weeks since my last misfit, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

ABIS MAL: You're an inspiration to all of us.

SA'LUK: Ahem. Amen.

SYNDROME: Right, then. Who's next?

TIANA: Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

SYNDROME: Yes, the little Sheila down the front.

TIANA: Woo-hoo!

SYNDROME: Come on up here.

TIANA: Hi. I'm Tiana.

SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: Hello, Tiana.

TIANA: And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a misfit.

ABIS MAL: Hey, that's incredible.

SYNDROME: Good on 'ya, Micheal!

TIANA: Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest.

SYNDROME: All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?

FRED: Me? I don't have a problem.

SYNDROME: Oh. Okay...

SYNDROME, SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: Denial.

SYNDROME: Just start with your name.

FRED: Okay. Uh, hello. My name is Freddie. I'm a character--

ABIS MAL: A character? Really?!

SYNDROME: Go on, tell us a joke!

ABIS MAL: Ooh! I love jokes!

FRED: Actually I do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...

DENNIS: Daddy!

FRED: Dennis!

ABIS MAL: Dennis! Ha ha ha! Dennis! I don't get it.

SYNDROME: For a character, he's not that funny.

FRED: No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.

TIANA: Oh my, you poor kid.

ABIS MAL: Humans. Think they own everything.

SA'LUK: Probably american.

SYNDROME: Now there is a father looking for his little boy.

FRED: Ugh! What do these markings mean?

SYNDROME: I never knew my father! [sobs]

ABIS MAL: Aw, come here.

SA'LUK: Group hug.

ABIS MAL: We're all mates here, mate.

FRED: I can't read human.

TIANA: Well then we gotta find a misfit who can read this. Hey, look. Thieves!

FRED: No, no, no, Tiana!

TIANA: Guys, guys!

FRED: No, Princess!

TIANA: That's mine! Give it to me! Gimme! Oww!

FRED: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

TIANA: Ow, ow, ow.

FRED: I'm so sorry.

TIANA: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?

FRED: Ohh...

TIANA: Ow, ow, ow.

SYNDROME: Tiana, are you okay...? Oohh. Oohh, that was good.

SA'LUK AND ABIS MAL: Intervention!

SYNDROME: Just a bite!

SA'LUK: Hold it together, mate!

ABIS MAL: Remember, Syndrome, fish are friends, not food!

SYNDROME: FOOD!

FRED: Tiana, look out!

SYNDROME: I'm havin' fish tonight!

ABIS MAL: Remember the steps, mate! The steps!

SYNDROME: Just one bite!

[Syndrome chase Fred and Tiana running away open the door and slams close it]

SYNDROME: G'day!

FRED AND TIANA: Aaaaaaaah!

SYNDROME: Arrrr! [Syndrome crashes into the door and faints onto the floor]

FRED: There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape!

TIANA: Who is it?

FRED: Princess, help me find a way out!

TIANA: Sorry, you'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape.

FRED: There's gotta be a way out!

TIANA: Look, here's something! 'ESSS-CA-PE'! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape'.

FRED: Let's go!

SYNDROME: Here is Brucie!

FRED: Wait a minute...you can read?!

TIANA: I can read? That's right, I can read!

FRED: Well, then here. Read this now!

SA'LUK: He really doesn't mean it, y'know! He never even knew his father!

ABIS MAL: Don't fall off the wagon!

FRED: Oh no, it's blocked!

SA'LUK: No, Syndrome. Focus!

ABIS MAL: Sorry about--this, mate!

SA'LUK: He's really--a nice guy!

FRED: I need to get that mask!

TIANA: You want that mask? Okay.

FRED: No, no, no, no, no, no! Quick grab the mask!

SA'LUK: Oh no. Syndrome?

SYNDROME: What? [gasps] Swim away! Swim away!

TIANA: Aw, is the party over?

[Chain chomps exploding fireworks expect Fred and Tiana gasps]

JANE PORTER: Nice.