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[Twister notices Taffy's notebook and picks it up]


Twister/Peter Pan: Hey, what's this? 


Taffy/Jane: Oh, give that back. It's my list! Things to do, places to be. Important things! 


Twister/Peter Pan: Huh? That stuff's no fun. No wonder you can't fly. 


[Taffy gets out from the ground]


Taffy /Jane: Give it back, Twister. 


Twister/Peter Pan: Max, catch! 


[Twister throws the notebook to Max and he catches it, and Taffy is trying to get it back, but Raggedy Dog catches it and runs off with it]


Twister/Peter Pan: Keep away from Taffy! 


[Taffy is chasing Raggedy Dog around and Fievel grabs the notebook, and Taffy tries to take it]


Fievel/Twin #1: I got it!


Taffy /Jane: You boys are horrid! 


Max/Slightly: Come on, come on, over here!


Taffy /Jane: You're ripping it! 


[Fievel tosses the notebook to Max, who tosses it under him like a football, and Chip takes it]


Max/Slightly: Come on! 


Peanut/Cubby: Why don't you guys ever throw to me? 


Taffy /Jane: No, stop it! This isn't funny! 


[Chip holds the notebook out to Twister, who kicks it, and Taffy can't believe it]


Tony/Twin #2: Whoo hoo! 


Peanut/Cubby: I've got it! 


[The notebook falls into Peanut's mouth and Taffy gasps. Peanut chews the notebook, swallows it, and lets out a loud belch. Raggedy Dog and Max are laughing their heads off. Taffy is angry as she sees Twister laughing, as well]


Taffy/Jane: This is just a game to you, isn't it? Well, I'm tired of playing. 


Twister/Peter Pan: Gosh, Taffy, we didn't mean to make you mad. 


Taffy/Jane: Oh, grow up. You did so. (picks up a stray piece of paper from her notebook, crumples it up, and throws it on the ground) You're just a bunch of silly, ridiculous children. 


[Buttercup is outraged and tries to set Taffy straight, but Taffy pushes her away]


Taffy/Jane: No, no, leave me alone! 


[Buttercup doubles up her fists about to fight]


Taffy/Jane: Oh, I don't believe in any of this! (gets in Buttercup's face) And I especially don't believe in fairies! 


[Buttercup can't believe this and Twister, Max, Peanut, Fievel and Tony, Raggedy Dog, and Chip gasp in horror]


Taffy /Jane: Good-bye! 


[Taffy stalks away and Twister is angry]


Twister/Peter Pan: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance! Hmm! 


[Buttercup starts to lose her ability to fly]


Peanut/Cubby: Uh, Twister? (Twister turns his attention to the boys) I think there's something wrong with Buttercup.


[Twister, Max, Peanut, Fievel and Tony, Raggedy Dog, and Chip crowd around Buttercup, who isn't acting like herself and starting to become ill]