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The First Day of School is episode three of the first season of Full House: Crossover Series


Stephanie is afraid of going to kindergarten, so Danny, Joey, and Jesse join a hesitant Stephanie for her first day of school with Harry Takayama.


As the new school year begins, Stephanie is going into kindergarten, and D.J. and her best friend Kimmy Gibbler are going into the fifth grade.

Stephanie manages to easily irritate D.J. as Stephanie grows increasingly preoccupied with finding just the right clothes for her first day of kindergarten. The night before is filled with excitement, but as soon as it is time to head off to school the next morning, Stephanie freezes up and refuses to go.

Stephanie has a severe case of kindergarten jitters because she is afraid that her new classmates will reject her, so it is up to D.J. and the guys to help her. Throughout the morning, before class starts, the guys show up at the school, one by one, to encourage Stephanie.

When Stephanie tries to leave the school, it is D.J. who convinces her to stay. And then D.J., who attends the same school, is moved from her class to an accelerated learning class. That means that D.J. and Kimmy will be in separate classrooms. That leaves D.J. wanting to avoid school just as much as Stephanie. When D.J. tries to leave the school, Danny talks to her about trying new things in life, and then Stephanie tries to make her own escape. D.J. gives her some helpful advice, and then they go back to class with Harry.


  • This is the first appearance of Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber).
  • Harry is not allowed to cross the street
  • He is of Japanese heritage
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Danny: Freeze. What is this? I don't wanna jump to conclusions, but it appears that what we have is my daughter ditching school, throwing away her future, and basically becoming a juvenile delinquent.

D.J.: In a nutshell, yes.

Danny: Would you mind if I ask you a question before you go knock off a 7-Eleven? Why are you dropping out of school?

D.J.: Because they put me in the smart class.

Danny: The advanced class? DJ, that's wonderful.

D.J.: Dad, it's Geekville, USA. These kids, the first day of school they brought homework. And get this, I'm the only blonde. And worst of all, they split me and Kimmy up.

Danny: Oh. I know you're disappointed, but it's not like you'll never see Kimmy again. She lives next door.

D.J.: Dad, you don't understand. Kimmy and I have always been in the same class. Now I'm in a room full of eggheads. They're worse than eggheads. They're omelet-heads.

Danny: D.J., it's the omelet-heads who rule the world. You really should give this a chance. Do you know why?

D.J.: Why?

Danny: Because if you don't try new things, you'll never gonna know what you're missing out on.

D.J.: Steph, what's wrong?

Stephanie: No friends.

D.J.: You can't expect to make friends the first day. You know, when I started kindergarten, I didn't know anybody either.

Stephanie: What about Kimmy?

D.J.: We were just in the same class. But I didn't talk to Kimmy for six months.

Stephanie: Because she's an airhead?

D.J.: She's not an airhead. She just hates thinking. That's probably why we're not in the same class anymore. I just got stuck in a room full of omelet-heads…where I don't know one person. It's pretty scary.

Stephanie: Real scary.

D.J.: But, Steph, you can't run away every time you're scared. If you don't try new things, you'll never know what you're missing out on. Where did I hear that? Oh, no. He was right.

Stephanie: Who was right?

D.J.: You don't know him. Anyway, making new friends takes time. But you got one really good friend at school already.

Stephanie: Who?

D.J.: Me.

Harry: Let's go back to class, Stephanie.

Stephanie: Okay!