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[As Max is upset, Tigger comes bouncing his way]


Tigger/Tiger: Whoa! Maxie! Just the guy we're lookin' for.


[Max doesn't know quite what to say but then Roo, Zummi, and Mortimer come along, and Zummi is all excited]


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: [stuttering] You lads have made an amazing discovery! O-O-One for the history books, I should think.


Max/Tony: What are you talkin' about?


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: This, uh, m-m-map is a-a diagram of an underground t-t-tunnel system.


Roo/Fievel: You mean, the subway?


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: No, no. Another one, un-un-underneath it, built centuries ago by the Indian dogs. Uh, kind of a, a maze.


Tigger/Tiger: Yeah? That's amazing!


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: Oh, why, yes. Oh, but wait until you hear what's at the bottom of it. [chuckles]


Roo/Fievel, Max/Tony, and Mortimer Mouse/Scuttlebutt: [to Zummi Gummi] Well?


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: According to this, at the end of the maze is and I quote, "Our greatest Treasure."


Tigger/Tiger: Treasure?


Mortimer Mouse/Scuttlebutt: Treasure?


Roo/Fievel and Max/Tony: Treasure.


[scene switches to the houseboat, where Max and Jelly are sitting at the table looking at the map, Opal is sitting in a rocking chair and knitting while Butter is taking a nap in a cradle, and Zummi and Mortimer are in front of the door. Ernest can't believe the news]


Ernest/Papa: Absolutely not!


Roo/Fievel: But, Daddy--


Ernest/Papa: "But, Daddy" Nothing. What? You wanna crawl down some bear cave... [to Zummi Gummi] No offense.


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: Oh, none taken.


Ernest/Papa: ...after some cockamamie buried treasure?


Roo/Fievel: It's not cockamamie, it's real! (races over to Opal) Mama, can't I go?


Opal/Mama: Sure. So what if it gives your mother a heart attack from worrying? Go. Enjoy.


Roo/Fievel: Ah, Mama, I'll be okay. And I'll come back with a treasure.


Ernest/Papa: Ah, feh! Where is the proof? A so-called map? (picks up the map) Not even written in a language; Just a bunch of d-d-d-d-doodles!


Jelly/Tanya: I think it's pretty.


Ernest/Papa: Jelly, don't help!


Roo/Fievel: Daddy, why did we leave Lake Hoohaw?


Ernest/Papa: We were going to be eaten. You need a better reason?


Roo/Fievel: Daddy, I'm serious! You always say that in America, if any animal works hard and gets lucky, he can make a fortune.


Ernest/Papa: So?


Roo/Fievel: So finding the map was the lucky part. Going down that tunnel; That's the hard work.


Max/Tony: Roozy's right, Mr. O. We're never gonna make it workin' for that fat rat, cat, and rabbit at the factory.


Roo/Fievel: Please, Daddy. There's no reason to be afraid.


[A look of fear goes through Ernest as he imagines the factory owners glaring down at him]


Ernest/Papa: Okay, So, go.


[Opal sobs in worry]


Jelly/Tanya: He can't go, he's just a kid. I'm older, let me go!


Roo/Fievel: Jelly, don't help!


Opal/Mama: No! If Jelly goes, nobody goes!


Ernest/Papa: Relax, Opal, she's not going.


Jelly/Tanya: No fair, no fair, no fair! He always gets to go do the exciting stuff, and all I get to do is... laundry.


Ernest/Papa: She does have a point.


Opal/Mama: Which only matches the one on your head! Jelly, you are staying here, and that is that!


[Roo blows a raspberry at Jelly]


Jelly/Tanya: I am going to be putting a lot of starch on everything you wear.


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: I assure you, Madam, there's nothing to be concerned about. Think of it as a, uh, uh, well, as a, uh, a field trip.


Ernest/Papa: See?


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: Think of it as a rite of passage.


Max/Tony: See?


Jelly/Tanya: Think of it as a disaster waiting to happen.


Roo/Fievel, Max/Tony, Opal/Mama and Ernest/Papa: [annoyed] JELLY, DON'T HELP!


Zummi Gummi/Dr. Dithering: Ah, then it's settled! We'll start off in the morning. In the meantime, we must gather supplies. Mortimer? (sees Mortimer has vanished from sight) Strange. Where did he go?