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  • Samson: And furthermore, Moana seems to have girl's ability to get into trouble, and your influence hasn't been exactly--
  • Horton: Shhh! Keep it down, you're going to wake up little buddy. Well, she's had a big day, it was a real sockaroo. You know it ain't easy learning to be like me.
  • Samson: Pah! A disgraceful performance. Associating with those undesirable, scatterbrained octopus’s. Huh. I hope she learned something from that experience.
  • Moana: (sighs, singing in her sleep) Scooby-dooby, dooby-doo.
  • Horton: Ha, ha. That's my girl.
  • Samson: Oh, nonsense. (baymax puts leaves under Moana's head.) Horton? Get over here. I'd like to have a word with you.
  • Horton: A word? You going to talk some more? (yawn) All right, what's up, Samson?
  • Samson: Horton, a Girl-cub must go back to the Girl Village. The jungle is not the place for her.

(Horton eats some grapes from a tree)

  • Horton: I grew up in the jungle. Take a look at me.
  • Samson: Yes, just look at yourself. Look at that eye.

(Horton looks himself in the river and sees that he has a black eye.)

  • Horton: Yeah. It's beautiful, ain't it?
  • Samson: Frankly, you're a disreputable sight.
  • Horton: Well, you don't look exactly like a basket of fruit yourself.

(Samson looks himself in the river and sees that he, too, has a black eye.)

  • Samson: D'oh! (clears his throat) Horton, you can't adopt Moana as your daughter.
  • Horton: Why not?
  • Samson: Uh.... How can I put it? (Horton eats a trunkful of grapes) Horton, birds of a feather should flock together. You wouldn't marry a lion, would you?
  • Horton: I don't know. (chuckling) Come to think of it, no lion ever asked me!
  • Samson: [flustered] Horton, y-y-you've got to be serious about this--
  • Horton: [seriously] Oh, stop worrying, Samson. Stop worrying, I'll take care of her.
  • Samson: Yes, like you did when the octopus’s kidnapped her, huh?
  • Horton: Can a guy make one mistake?
  • Samson: Not in the jungle. And another thing: Sooner or later, Moana will meet Phango.
  • Horton: (suddenly very shocked) The leopard? What's he got against the kid?
  • Samson: He hates girl with a vengeance, you know that. Because he fears girl's gun and girl's fire.
  • Horton: But little Moana don't have those things.
  • Samson: Phango won't wait until he does. He'll get Moana while she remains young and helpless. (raises a paw at Horton) Just one swipe!
  • Horton: No! Well, well, what are we going to do?
  • Samson: [seeing that Horton is now just as worried about Moana as she is] We'll do what's best for the girl.
  • Horton: You better believe it, you name it now I'll do it.
  • Samson: Good. Then make Moana go to the girl village.
  • Horton: [furiously] Are you outta your mind?! I promised her she could stay here in the jungle with me!
  • Samson: That's just the point! As long as she remains with you, she's in danger. So it's up to you.
  • Horton: Why me?!
  • Samson: Be-because she won't listen to me!
  • Horton: [humbled] I love that kid. [sniffles] I loved her like she was my own cub.
  • Samson: Then think of what's best for Moana, and not yourself.
  • Horton: Well, can't I-- Well, can I wait until morning?
  • Samson: It's morning now. Go on, Horton.

(An emotional Horton sighs and walks towards Moana before looking back at Bolt with a choked-up facial expression. Samson understands that it's really hard for him, but he urges him with a nod.)

  • Horton: (sighs; he isn't sure how to tell Moana the difficult truth) Oh, boy. Moana? Moana. Um, it's time to get up.
  • Moana: (wakes up with a yawn) Oh, hi, Horton.
  • Horton: Hi. Hey, rub that old sleep outta your eyes. You and me... We got a long walk ahead of us.
  • Moana: (not really noticing that Horton is now looking melancholy) Swell! Gee we'll have lots of fun together!
  • Horron: (sadly) Sure, yeah. Yeah. All right, let's hit the trail, kid. See you around, Samson.
  • Moana: Well, good-bye Samson. Me and Horton, we've got things to do.
  • Samson: Goodbye, girl cub. Good luck.