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  • Horton: Ha-ha-ha. Beautiful. That's real jungle harmony.
  • Moana: I like being an elephant.
  • Horton: That's my girl. You're gonna make one swell elephant. Why, you even sing

like one. [Why they drift downstream, giant bugs above plot Moana's stealing by grabbing her foot] Baloo (going to sleep): Doo-be-doo... [Giant bugs replace Moana by a bug] Doo-be-wee be-doo [fly lands on Baloo's nose] Hey Moana, how 'bout you flickin' that old mean fly off of your papa elephant's trunk? [bug hits Horton with a stick] Ouch! Ha, ha! Boy, when you flick a fly you really-- [he finally opens his eyes] Why you, flat-nosed, little-eyed, flaky creep!

  • Moana: (held in the branches above) Hey! Let go of me! (Bugs let go of her then grabbed her feet)
  • Horton: Take your flea-picking hands off my cub!
  • Bug #1: Come on and get her, champ!
  • Bug #2: He's no champ, he's a chump!
  • Moana: Horton!
  • Bug #3: Yeah! ha-ha! A big hothead!
  • Horton: Okay you guys asked for it, I'll-- ooh! [he falls into water]
  • Bug #4 : That'll cool him off!
  • Horton: Give me back my girl-cub!
  • Bug #2: Here she is, come and get her! [Horton hits against a tree and falls down flat]
  • Bug #3: That's how an elephant can rest at ease!
  • Bug #1?: Here's some elephant necessities! [They throw fruits at Horton]
  • Horton: Now just try that again you--
  • Bug #4: What's that you hit him with?
  • Bug #3: That was an elephant necessity.
  • Horton: Turn him loose or I'll jerk a knot in your tail
  • Bug #1: We give up, here he comes!

Moana (flying): Whoa! Horton, catch me Horton!

  • Bug #1: Back up, back up! Faster, faster, faster! [Horton trips and falls off the cliff]
  • Monkey #2: A rolling elephant gathers no hair!
  • Moana: Horton! Help me! Horton, they're carrying me away!
  • Horton yells: Samson! Samson!
  • Samson: Well, it's happened. Took longer then I thought but it's happened. [Horton climbs up the cliff just in the exact moment Samson arrives]
  • Horton yells: Samsoooon! [Samson screeches and sits stunned for a while] Oh, you heard me, huh?
  • Samson: Moana? Moana? All right, what happened? Where's Samson?
  • Horton: They ambushed me, thousands of them! I jabbed with my left, then I swung with the right, and then I--
  • Samson: Oof, for the last time, what happened to Moana?
  • Horton: Like I told ya, them mangy bugs carried her off.
  • Samson: The Ancient Ruins. Oh, I hate to think what will happen when she meets that king up there.
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