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  • (Jasmine Clip)
  • Twilight Sparkle: A stranger.
  • Rainbow Dash: From the outside.
  • Ponies (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Ooh!
  • Jasmine: Greetings. I am Princess Jasmine. I come in peace.
  • Ponies: Tell me what it's like outside.
  • (Ariel Clip): Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three. This is an intergalactic emergency.
  • Jasmine: I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
  • Ponies: The claw!
  • (Claw in the sky)
  • Starlight Glimmer: The claw is our master.
  • Applejack: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
  • Angelica: Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there? Take that!
  • Ariel: Oh, no! Angelica! Get down!
  • (Angelica Clip)
  • Jasmine: What's gotten into you, Mermaid? I wa--
  • Ariel: You are the one... that decided to climb into this--
  • Rarity: Shh! The claw.
  • (Claw moves): It moves.
  • Pinkie Pie: I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.
  • Angelica: Gotcha!
  • (Jasmine Clip): A Princess Jasmine? No way!
  • (Claw going to grab)
  • (Jasmine and Ariel are got in red force field Clip)
  • Angelica: All right! Double prizes! Let's go home and play.
  • (Skull shirt closer)