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  • Angelica: Oh, a survivor! Where's the rebel base? Talk! I can see your will is strong. Well, we have ways of making you talk. Where are your rebel friends now? (Evil Laughing)
  • Drew: Angelica, your Pop Tarts are ready!
  • Angelica: All right!
  • Ariel: (Screaming)
  • Jasmine: Are you all right? I'm proud of you, Mermaid. A lesser woman would've talked under such torture.
  • Ariel: I sure hope this isn't permanent.
  • Jasmine: Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport.
  • Ariel: The door. It's open! We're free!
  • Jasmine: Ariel, we don't know what's out there!
  • Ariel: I'll tell you wha-- (Screaming) They're gonna eat us, Jasmine! Do something, quick!
  • Jasmine: Shield your eyes! It's not working. I recharged it before I left. I-It should be good for--
  • Ariel: No, you idiot, you're a female! Use your karate-chop action! Get away!
  • Jasmine: Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that? Stop that!
  • Ariel: Back! Back, you savages! Back!
  • Jasmine: Ariel, stop it.
  • Ariel: Sorry, guys, but dinner's cancelled. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home!
  • Jasmine: Another stunt like that, fish girl, and you're gonna get us killed.
  • Ariel: Don't tell me what to do.
  • Jasmine: Shh!
  • Ariel: Yee-haw! Giddyap, partner! We got to get this wagon train a-movin'!
  • Fluffy: (Growls)
  • Ariel: What are we do now?
  • Jasmine: Split up!