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A Human's Life is Tim Batarseh's parody of the 1998 Disney/Pixar film, A Bug's Life. It is his first movie spoof.

Cast

  • Flik - Taran (The Black Cauldron)
  • Princess Atta - Princess Eilonwy (The Black Cauldron)
  • The Queen - Destiny Jones (OC)
  • Hopper - Shane Keating/Oscarfan/MarshalGrover/sokdrawer
  • Molt - Bill Clinton
  • Thumper - David Sanborn
  • Ants - Various Human Characters
  • Grasshoppers - Various Male Celebrities
  • The Grasshoppers' Ride - Limousine
  • Dot - Sumire Heanna (Love Live! Superstar!!)
  • P. T. Flea - Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Dim - Bing Bong (Inside Out)
  • Tuck and Roll - Dipper and Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
  • Rosie - Yoshiko Tsushima (Love Live! Sunshine!!)
  • Heimlich - Big Bird (Sesame Street)
  • Francis - Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
  • Slim - Fear (Inside Out)
  • Manny - Quasimodo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  • Gypsy - Ruby Kurosawa (Love Live! Sunshine!!)
  • Ant who shouts "I'm lost!!" - Aladdin (1992)
  • Ant who gets tired - Clopin (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  • Mr. Soil - Tim Batarseh (Me)
  • Cornelius - Fflewddur Fflam (The Black Cauldron)
  • Thorny - Mr. Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
  • Dr. Flora - Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
  • Aphie - Dug (Up)
  • Dot's Two Boyfriends - ??? and ???
  • First grasshopper who breaks into the anthill - Jack Nicholson (as Jack Torrance from The Shining)
  • Grasshopper who laughs maniacally - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
  • Fly Brothers - Jafar (Aladdin) and Sykes (Oliver & Company)
  • Thud - Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
  • Bug who turns his attention to P. T. Flea's "Flaming Death" act - Lewis Teague (Poltergeist)
  • 2 crickets with the "P.T. Flea's Circus" poster - Yukiho Kosaka and Arisa Ayase (Love Live!)
  • Bug Bar Waitress - Donna Brown (The Cleveland Show)
  • Waitress who serves Slick - Raina Telgemeier
  • Slick - Kanon Shibuya (Love Live! Superstar!!)
  • The Bird - Carrie White (1976)
  • Fake Bird - Rachel Lang (The Rage: Carrie 2)
  • Grasshopper throwing a mosquito at a target - Bobby Brown
  • Axel and Loco - Satoru Iwata and Satya Nadella
  • Axel and Loco's friend - Michael Jackson
  • Grasshopper who replies with "Yeah!" - Stan Turner (KSTP-TV)
  • 2 grasshoppers who scare off the ants - Eminem and Richard Nixon
  • 2 grasshoppers who talk to each other about the Queen's death - Gerald Ford and Peabo Bryson
  • Grasshopper who tells the ants to get moving - Ronald Reagan
  • One of the ants blowing a horn at the start of spring - Chika Takami (Love Live! Sunshine!!)

Voice cast

  • Dave Foley as Taran
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Susan Sheridan as Princess Eilonwy
  • Phyllis Diller as Destiny Jones
  • Kevin Spacey as Shane Keating/Oscarfan
  • Richard Kind as Bill Clinton
  • Sissy Spacek as the Girl (Carrie White)

Scene Selection

  1. Opening Credits/Harvest Time
  2. Princess Eilonwy Gets Stressed Out/Taran's Invention
  3. Sumire Meets Taran/Taran Loses the Food
  4. The Celebrities Arrive
  5. Taran's Trial
  6. Taran Goes for Help
  7. Angry Video Game Nerd's Circus
  8. "Flaming Death!"
  9. City Lights/Taran Tries to Find Warriors
  10. The Robin Hood Act
  11. Taran's Flight Home
  12. Taran is Back!
  13. The Celebration
  14. "Circus Humans?"
  15. Carrie White Attacks
  16. Eilonwy Apologizes to Taran
  17. Taran Has a Plan
  18. Building the Girl
  19. Shane's Hideout
  20. The Party
  21. "You're Not Warriors?"
  22. The Celebrities Return/Sumire Runs for Her Life
  23. Sumire Begs Taran to Come Back
  24. Show Time
  25. Taran's Carrie Attacks / AVGN Burns the Girl
  26. The Nice Humans Band Together/The Chase (Part 1)
  27. The Chase (Part 2)/Shane's Demise
  28. Happy Times Again
  29. End Credits & Outtakes

Quotes

Shane Keating: [to Eilonwy] Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The sun grows the food, the nice humans pick the food, the famous humans eat the food...
Bill Clinton: [cuts him off] And the girls kill the famous humans! Hey, like the one that nearly killed you?? You remember?? Oh, you should've seen this!! (Shane Keating: Molt.)
Bill Clinton: This shy girl, she has him halfway down her skirt, OK?? And Hopper...Hopper's really embarrased, OK?? And I'm scared. I'm not going anywhere near...oh, come on!! It's a great story!!
[Shane pins Bill to a nearby wall]
Shane Keating: [to Bill] I swear, if I hadn't promised mother on her deathbed, that I wouldn't kill you, I would KILL YOU!!
Bill Clinton: And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do.
Shane Keating: Shut up!! I don't want to hear another word out of you while we're on this island. Do you understand me?? [pause] I said, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!??
Bill Clinton: But how can I answer?? You just said I couldn't say another word!! Ahh, remember Mom!!
[Shane gets furious and punches Ronald Reagan]

Shane Keating: You little earthlings!! I give you a second chance, and this is all I get!?
[Shane throws the leaf of food on the ground]
Eilonwy: But Hopper, we ran out of time.
Shane Keating: Have you been playing all summer? You think this is a game!?
Eilonwy: No, no, no, please!!
Shane Keating: Well, guess WHAT!? You just lost. Not one nice human sleeps, until we get EVERY SCRAP OF FOOD, ON THIS ISLAND!!
Bill Clinton: Just do what he says. You don't wanna make him mad. Believe me!!
Shane Keating: [to the Queen] No, no, no. You're staying with me, Your Highness.

Ronald Reagan: [to the tired nice humans] Alright, get moving. Get going!! Move your abdomens, NOW!!

Shane Keating: You piece of dirt. No, I'm wrong. You're lower than dirt. You're a SWORDSMAN!! Let this be a lesson to all you nice humans: ideas are very dangerous things. You are mindless, soil-shoving losers, put on this Earth, to serve US!!
Taran: You're wrong, Hopper. Nice humans are NOT meant to serve famous humans!! I've seen this nice humans do great things. And year after year, they somehow manage to pick food for themselves, and you. So...so, who is the weaker species?? Nice humans don't serve famous humans. It's YOU who need us!!

Trivia

  • Shane Keating/Hopper is the driver of the famous humans' limousine.
  • Shane Keating/Hopper and Bill Clinton/Molt have a brotherly relationship.
  • David Sanborn/Thumper is Shane Keating/Hopper's musician.
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