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Cast:[]

  • Serena/Sailor Moon - Serena (Pokemon)
  • Ikuko Tsukino - Caroline (Pokemon)
  • Luna - Mrs.Brisby (The Secret of NIMH)
  • Molly - Herself
  • Melvin - Himself
  • Haruna - Delia Ketchum (Pokemon)
  • Three Bullies - Themselves

Transcript:[]

  • (An alarm goes off, and Serena sits up in bed.)
  • Serena: Aah (off Screen) Oh No i'm late for school again (running) Mother! Why didn't you wake me up in time for the first bell?
  • Caroline: I did, Serena, darling. Three times. And each time you said you were getting up right away.
  • Serena:And you believed me
  • Caroline: Serena!
  • Serena: I've got to go!
  • Caroline: Aren't you forgetting something, dear?
  • Serena: What?
  • (Sees her school lunch on the table)
  • Serena: Oh, yeah. Bye, Mom! See you after school!
  • (On the way to school)
  • (Serena yawn) I'm so sleepy. Why can't today be Saturday?
  • (Serena passes a parking lot, but stops at the sight of a trio of kids gathered around a Mouse)
  • Bully Kid 1:Hold still! I want to fell it's tongue!
  • Bully Kid 2:I'm trying!
  • Serena:Hey, stop it! Leave that cat alone!
  • (The Kids Runs away as Serena Picks up the Mouse)
  • Meatball Head:Rotten brats! You poor thing! Did those creepy kids hurt you, Mousie?
  • A Mouse or Cat:meows hysterically
  • Meatball Head:You're okay. But how about I take this bandage off of you.
  • (Serena removes two Band-Aids that were stuck on the kitty's forehead, revealing a gold crescent moon symbol.)
  • Serena:Huh is that a crescent Moon
  • (Name Less Mouse onto the top of a car and stares at Serena.)
  • A Mystery Mouse:(Thinks) This girl. I sense something.
  • Serena:Nice Mouse! Oh, great, now I'm really late!
  • (Serena Runs at School)
  • A Nameless Mouse: (thinking) Could she be the one?
  • (At Crossroads Junior High School,Serena is standing in front of the class, eating a snack.)
  •  Serena:Hey, did you hear? There's a new Sailor V video game out. I saw it on TV.
  • (Delia Ketchum enters the classroom)
  • Delia Ketchum:Serena you Need More Studying and less TV There isn't any excuse for failing this exam
  • (Delia holds up Meatball's test paper with a red 30 written on it.)
  • Serena:Huh? I failed? How can that be?
  • Delia Ketchum:Have your mother sign this and return it to me.
  • (Outside, Serena's sitting on the edge of the sidewalk and her friend Molly is standing nearby.)
  • Molly: Chill out, Serena. It's just one lousy test. It's not like it's the end of the world or something.
  • Serena:You don't get it, Molly. If my mom finds out I flunked that test, she'll ground me and cut my allowance, and I won't be able to play the new Sailor V game!
  • (Melvin Walks up to Meatball Head and Molly)
  •  Melvin:Hey Serena I Heard about your test want me to be your tutor
  • Serena:But as Much as a toothache
  • Molly:You're such a dweeb, Melvin. She doesn't need a tutor, she needs a trip to the mall to get her mind off this. Tell your mom you're at my house studying.
  • Melvin Butler:You're going shopping? What's more important than your grades? Look, I didn't study and I only got a 95. How will I ever be able to explain this to my parents?
  • Marie:Do we care?
  • (Meatball Head Sobbing)
  • Molly:What? We're going shopping. By the time you get home, your mom will have forgotten all about that dumb test.
  • Meatball Head:Do you really think so?
  • Molly Baker:I know so. I saw some major awesome boots on sale. We can get ice cream, then shop some more!
  • Meatball Head:Can we look for some earring?
  • Molly Baker:Good idea! We can go to my mom's jewelry store! She's got some major cool stuff! I mean, wicked cool!
  • Meatball Head:I could use some new pink barrettes for my hair.
  • Molly Baker:Oh, she's got all kinds of great things. You've got to see it! It will blow you away! Diamonds, rubies, emeralds! All kinds of stuff! Even some rhinestones!
  • Meatball head:Rhinestones! I love them!
  • Molly Baker:She's got lots of them, in lots of colors!
  • Meatball Head: Pink and purple?
  • Molly Baker:Oh, like, for sure!
  • Meatball Head:All right, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
  • (Meatball Head and Molly Leave)
  • Melvin (Chuckles) Serena, beautiful but a shopaholic

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