(Suddenly, a huge menacing shadow appears and frightens Aladdin and the animals. Aladdin looks up and sees the Joker at the window smiling wickedly.)
- The Joker: All alone, my boy?
- Aladdin: (nervously) Why-- Why, yes, I am, but--
- The Joker: The... little women are not here?
- Aladdin: No, they're not, but--
- The Joker: Mm-hmm. (He sniffs the air.) Makin' pies?
- Aladdin: Yes, gooseberry pie.
- The Joker: It's apple pies that make the womenfolks' mouths water. Pies made from apples like these.
(He shows him the basket of apples, including the red one that is poisoned.)
- Aladdin: Oh, they do look delicious.
- The Joker: Yes! But wait 'til you taste one, kiddo. Like to try one?
- Aladdin: Hmm?
(Outside, Abu and the other animals are feeling worried about Aladdin. Abu starts chattering angrily.)
- Baloo: You're right, Abu. Something ain't funny about this clown.
(Suddenly, Dizzy the Vulture notices something important and turns to the other animals.)
- Dizzy: Hold it, fellas. Look.
(He motions to Shenzi and Banzai who are hiding in the grass obviously waiting for Aladdin to die so they can eat him.)
- Bagheera: This can only mean one thing, that creepy old clown must be--
- Animals: JAFAR!!!!
- Tantor: He's gonna try to kill Aladdin!! What'll we do?!
- The Joker: Go on. Go on, have a bite.
(The Vultures and Crows swoop down at The Joker and attack him. He desperately tries to shoo them off without dropping the apple.)
- Vultures: CHARGE!!!
- Ziggy: Punch and Blow!
- The Joker: Ah! Ah! Get away from me, you filthy feathered freaks!
(Aladdin runs out of the house and shoos them off.)
- Aladdin: Stop it, stop it. Go away, go away. Shame on you, frightening a poor old man.
(The Vultures and Crows fly away, knowing that Aladdin won’t listen to them. The Joker searches his vest for the poison apple and finds it still there.)
- The Joker: Oh, I thought I lost it.
(Aladdin runs up to help him on his feet. The Joker slyly decides to gain advantage of his generosity by pretending to be sick.)
- Aladdin: There, there. I'm sorry.
- The Joker: Oh! I feel dizzy! Sick! Everything's spinning! Ohh! Need a drink of water. Take me into the house and let me rest.
(Aladdin takes the Joker into the house and places him in a chair. Then he rushes to the sink and fills up a cup of water while the Joker just sits there smiling wickedly while the animals look on worriedly.)