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  • Alex Bratten: Hello Again!, My Name is Alex Bratten!, Today, I'm Going to Meet Steve and Blue on Blue's Clues!, Episode 2 This Time!, On Episode 2, The Episode I'm Going On is "Math!", So Let's Go!, I'll Open The Book!
  • (Book Opens)
  • Alex Bratten: Okay!, Let's Jump In!
  • (Alex Bratten Jumps Into The Book)
  • Alex Bratten: Wow!, I Made It!, and Look!, There's Steve!
  • Steve: Hi Out There!, It's Me, Steve!, Have You Seen Blue?, My Puppy?
  • Alex Bratten: There She Is!
  • Blue: (Barks Hi, Alex Bratten!)
  • Alex Bratten: Hi, Blue!, Nice to See You Again!
  • Steve: Oh!, Come On In!
  • Alex Bratten: Yes!, Come On!
  • (Door Opens)
  • Steve: 4..., 5!
  • Alex Bratten: Hi, Steve!
  • Steve: Hi, Alex Bratten!, It's You Again!, How are You?
  • Alex Bratten: Oh!, I'm Doing Great!
  • Steve: Wow!, Cool!, Come On In!
  • Alex Bratten: Thanks!
  • Steve: Hey, Alex!, Guess How Many Steve Steps It Took You to The Front Door!
  • Alex Bratten: Oh!, I Know How Many Steve Steps It Took!, I Heard You Counting!
  • Steve: Oh!, Well, Go Ahead!, Guess!
  • Alex Bratten: 5!
  • Steve: Ye..., 5?, Right!, How'd You Guess?
  • Alex Bratten: Cause I Heard You Counting While I Was Coming!
  • Blue: (Barks)
  • Steve: Oh!, So, Let's See How Many Steve Steps It Takes Us to Get to Blue!, Ready?
  • Alex Bratten: Ready!
  • Alex Bratten and Steve: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
  • Alex Bratten: 5!
  • Steve: The Same Number of Steve Steps!, Great!
  • Alex Bratten: So, Steve!, What are You and Blue Up To?
  • Steve: Oh!, Blue and I Were Just to Make A List of Things We Need to Buy at The Store!
  • Alex Bratten: Oh!, Wow!, That Sounds Great!
  • Steve: Yeah!, So..., What is It That I Need to Buy at The Store?
  • Alex Bratten: Hey!, Wait!, I See!, Steve!, Your Crayon is Broken!, You Need to Buy A New Crayon!
  • Steve: Oh!, You Got That Right, Alex!, A New Crayon!, That's Exactly What I Need!, A New Crayon!
  • Alex Bratten: So, Blue!, Do You Need Anything?
  • Blue: (Barks Well, I Wanna Buy Something Too!)
  • Steve: Oh!, You..., You Wanna Buy Something Too?
  • Blue: (Barks Yes!)
  • Alex Bratten: Well, Blue!, What Do You Wanna Buy?
  • Blue: (Barks)
  • (Blue Stamps The Pawprint)
  • Alex Bratten: You Wanna Play Blue's Clues!
  • Steve: I Get It!, We'll Play Blue's Clues to Figure Out What Blue Wants to Buy!
  • (Song Starts)
  • Steve: (Singing) We Are Gonna Play Blue's Clues...
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) Cause That's A Really Great Game!, Yeah!
  • (Song Ends)
  • Steve: Okay!, So Remember!, Blue's Pawprint Will Be On The Clues!
  • Alex Bratten: Blue's Clues!
  • Steve: Hey, Alex Bratten!, You Think We Should Just Leave This Pawprint Here?
  • Alex Bratten: Uh..., Nope!, We Definitely Do Not Want to Leave This Pawprint Here!
  • Steve: No!
  • Alex Bratten: Oh!, Hey, Steve!
  • Steve: Oh!, Yes, Alex Bratten?
  • Alex Bratten: Did You Know That Blue's Pawprint Has..., 1, 2, 3, 4 Toes on It!, 4!
  • (Alex Bratten Tickles The Pawprint)
  • Alex Bratten: Oops!
  • Steve: That Pawprint Was Just A Little Ticklish!, (Laughs)
  • Alex Bratten: Sorry!
  • Steve: Hey, Alex Bratten!, You Know What We Need for Blue's Clues!, Our...
  • Alex Bratten: Notebook!
  • Steve: Notebook!, Right!, and Where Do We Keep Our Notebook?
  • Alex Bratten: Sidetable Drawer!
  • Steve: Right!, Let's Go!
  • Sidetable: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!, It Took Both of You 6 Steve Steps to Get Here!
  • Alex Bratten: Good Counting!
  • (Drawer Opens)
  • Steve: Thanks!, You Know, Alex Bratten!, I Think I'm Really Gonna Need Your Help Today Trying to Figure Out What Blue Wants to Buy!, Will You Help Me?
  • Alex Bratten: Of Course, Bro!
  • Steve: You Will?, Great!
  • (Song Starts)
  • Steve: Okay!, So, To Play Blue's Clues, We Gotta Find A...
  • Alex Bratten: Pawprint!
  • Steve: Pawprint!, Right!, Cause That's The First...
  • Alex Bratten: Clue!
  • Steve: Yeah!, Then We Put It In Our Notebook...
  • Steve, Blue, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Cause They're Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues!
  • Steve: (Singing) We Gotta Find Another Pawprint!, That's The Second Clue!
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) We Put It In Our Notebook!, Cause They're Who's Clues?
  • Steve, Blue, and Alex Bratten: Blue's Clues!
  • Steve: (Singing) We Gotta Find The Last Pawprint!, That's The Third Clue!
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) We Put It In Our Notebook!
  • Steve, Blue, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Cause They're Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues!
  • Steve: You Know What to Do!
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) Sit Down in Our Thinking Chair and Think...
  • Steve: (Singing) Think...
  • Steve, Blue, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Think!
  • Steve: (Singing) Cause When We Use Our Minds and Take A Step at A Time...
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) We Can Do, Anything...
  • (Blue Jumps Into The Screen)
  • Steve and Alex Bratten: That We Wanna Do!
  • (Song Ends)
  • Alex Bratten: Okay!, So, We Need to Find..., 3 Clues!
  • Steve: Uh..., Which Way Should We Look?
  • Alex Bratten: That Way!
  • Steve: This Way!, Good!
  • Alex Bratten: Let's Go!