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  • (Song Starts)
  • Steve: (Singing) 1, 2, 3, 4!, Come On!, Let's Count Some More!
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) 5, 6, 7, 8 , 9, 10!
  • (Song Ends)
  • Alex Bratten: 10 Steps to The Kitchen!
  • Steve: Ooh!, Ice Cubes!, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
  • Alex Bratten: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
  • Steve: 10 Ice Cubes!, Good Counting!
  • Alex Bratten: Hey!, Steve!, There's A Clue!
  • Steve: 10 Clues?
  • Alex Bratten: No!, It's A Clue!
  • Steve: Oh!, A Clue!, (Laughs), There's A Clue on This Ice!
  • Alex Bratten: An Ice Clue!
  • Steve: You Know What We Need to Do!, We Need to Write This Clue Down in Our Handy-Dandy...
  • Alex Bratten: Notebook!
  • Steve: Notebook!, Ooh!, I Need to Buy A New Crayon!, Soon!, Real Soon!, Okay!, Let's See!, A Square for The Side, Some Lines Like This to Make The Cube, Then Another One!, Ice Cubes.
  • Alex Bratten: So, We're Trying to Figure Out What Blue Wants to Buy!
  • Steve: And Our First Clue Is..., Ice Cubes!, So, What Could Blue Wanna Buy With Ice Cubes?, Do You Know, Alex Bratten?
  • Alex Bratten: Maybe Blue Wants to Buy Something With Ice Cubes!
  • Steve: Yeah!, Yeah!, I Think We Need to Find 2 More Clues to Figure This Out!
  • Mr. Salt: I Have 3!
  • Mrs. Pepper: I Have 5!
  • Alex Bratten: Oh!, That Sounds Like Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper!
  • Mrs. Pepper: Steve!, Alex Bratten!, Who Has More Apples?, Me or Mr. Salt?
  • Steve: Oh!, Who Has More Apples?, Do You Know, Alex Bratten?, Who Has More Apples?, Mr. Salt or Mrs. Pepper?, How Could We Figure This Out?
  • Alex Bratten: Hey!, I Have an Idea!, We Can Count Each Apple Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper Have and See Who Has More!
  • Steve: We Could Count Them!, Great Idea!, Okay, Alex Bratten!, So, How Many Apples Does Mr. Salt Have?
  • Alex Bratten: Let's See!, Mr. Salt Has..., 1, 2, 3!, 3 Apples!
  • Steve: 1, 2, 3!, 3!, Right!, So How Many Apples Does Mrs. Pepper Have?
  • Alex Bratten: Okay!, Mrs. Pepper Has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!, 5 Apples!
  • Steve: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!, 5!, Right!, So If Mr. Salt Has 3 Apples and Mrs. Pepper Has 5 Apples, Then, Who Has More Apples?
  • Alex Bratten: Mrs. Pepper!
  • Steve: Right!, Mrs. Pepper Has More Apples!
  • Mrs. Pepper: Because 5 is More Than 3!
  • Mr. Salt: Oh!, That is Not Too Fair!, We Should Bring The Same Number of Apples to The Picnic!
  • Steve: Picnic?, Did You Say Picnic?
  • Alex Bratten: Is There A Picnic Today?
  • Mr. Salt: Uh-Huh!, and We Should Each Bring The Same Number of Apples!
  • Alex Bratten: Okay!
  • Steve: Ooh!, So, If We Give Mr. Salt 1 Apple from Mrs. Pepper, Then How Many Apples Does Mr. Salt Have?
  • Alex Bratten: 4!
  • Steve: 4!, Right!, Then How Many Apples Does Mrs. Pepper Have?
  • Alex Bratten: 4!, The Same Number That Mr. Salt Has!
  • Steve: 4!, Right!, So If Mr. Salt Has 4 Apples and Mrs. Pepper Has 4 Apples...
  • Alex Bratten: Then They Both Have The Same Number of Apples!
  • Mr. Salt: We're Equaled!, That's Fair!, So Steve and Alex Bratten!, How Many Apples Do We Have All Together to Take to The Picnic?
  • Alex Bratten: Woah!, Okay!
  • Steve: So How Many Apples Do They Have All Together?
  • Alex Bratten: Hey!, Let's Count All The Apples and See What They Equal Together!
  • Steve: Yeah!
  • Steve and Alex Bratten: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
  • Steve: So How Many Apples Do They Have All Together?
  • Alex Bratten: 8!
  • Steve: 8!, Right!, Because 4 Apples Plus 4 Apples Equals 8 Apples!
  • Alex Bratten: Yeah!, That's Right!
  • Steve: That's Some Mighty Fine Figuring!
  • Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper: Thanks, Steve and Alex Bratten!
  • Alex Bratten: Hey!, You're Welcome!
  • Steve: On to Finding More Clues!, (Singing) 1, 2, 3, 4!
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) 5, 6, 7, 8!
  • Steve: (Singing) 9, 10, 11...
  • Steve, Alex Bratten, and Crows: 12!
  • Alex Bratten: There You Are, Blue!
  • Blue: (Barks Hello!)
  • Steve: 12 Steps to The Garden!
  • Shovel: I Have More!
  • Pail: I Have More!
  • Steve: Hi, Shovel!, Hi, Pail!
  • Alex Bratten: Maybe We Can Help!
  • Shovel: Okay!, Who Has More Graham Crackers?, Me or Pail?
  • Steve: I Bet We Can Help With This One!
  • Alex Bratten: That's What I'm Talking About, Bro!
  • Steve: You Wanna Try?
  • Alex Bratten: Sure!, I Can Help!
  • Steve: Okay!, So, How Many Graham Crackers Does Shovel Have?
  • Alex Bratten: Let's See!, Shovel Has..., 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!, 8 Graham Crackers!
  • Steve: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!, How Many Graham Crackers Does Shovel Have?
  • Alex Bratten: 8!
  • Steve: 8!, Right!, So, How Many Graham Crackers Does Pail Have?
  • Alex Bratten: Okay!, Pail Has..., 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!, 7 Graham Crackers!
  • Steve: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!, So, How Many Graham Crackers Does Pail Have?
  • Alex Bratten: 7!
  • Steve: 7!, Right!, Good Counting!, So, If Shovel Has 8 Graham Crackers and Pail Has 7 Graham Crackers, Who Has More Graham Crackers?
  • Alex Bratten: Shovel!
  • Steve: Shovel!, Right!, Because Shovel Has 8!
  • Shovel: 8 Graham Crackers are More Than 7!
  • Alex Bratten: Exactly!
  • Shovel: I Knew I Had More!
  • Pail: Yeah!, Well, So..., How Many Graham Crackers Do We Have All Together to Take to The Picnic?
  • Steve: Right!, So..., How Many Graham Crackers Do They Have All Together?
  • Alex Bratten: Wait!, I Think I Can Count Them!, (Clears Throat), Here I Go!, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15!
  • Steve: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15!, So How Many Graham Crackers Do They Have All Together?
  • Alex Bratten: 15!
  • Steve: 15!, Good Adding, Alex Bratten!, Because 7 + 8 Equals...
  • Alex Bratten: 15!
  • Steve: 15!, Great!
  • Shovel: Thank You for Helping Us!
  • Alex Bratten: Hey!, You're Welcome!
  • Blue: (Barks We Still Need 2 More Clues!)
  • Steve: Right, Blue!, We Still Have to Find 2 More Clues to Figure Out What You Wanna Buy!
  • Alex Bratten: Bye, Shovel!, Bye, Pail!
  • Steve: How Many Picnic Baskets, Alex Bratten?
  • Alex Bratten: 1!
  • Steve: Right!, 1!, How Many Pawprints?
  • Alex Bratten: 1!
  • Steve: Right!, 1!
  • Alex Bratten: Steve!, There's Another Clue!
  • Steve: Right!, 1 Pawprint, 1 Clue!
  • Alex Bratten: No!, A Clue!
  • Steve: Oh!, Oh!, You Found Our Second Clue!
  • Alex Bratten: Yes I Did!
  • Steve: Where is It?
  • Alex Bratten: On The Cup!
  • Steve: There's The 1 Pawprint!, On The Cup!
  • Alex Bratten: This Cup is Our Second Clue!
  • Steve: Okay!, We Know What to Do!, We Need Our Handy-Dandy...
  • Alex Bratten: Notebook!
  • Steve: Notebook!, Right!, Stubby!, Okay!
  • Alex Bratten: We Need to Draw A Cup!
  • Steve: A Big Circle Here, Lines for The Sides, 2 Lines Here, and We Have A Cup!, So, Alex Bratten!, What Was Our First Clue?
  • Alex Bratten: Ice Cubes!
  • Steve: Ice Cubes!, Right!, and Now Our Second Clue is This...
  • Alex Bratten: Cup!
  • Steve: Cup!, Yeah!, We're Trying to Figure Out What Blue Wants to Buy, With Ice Cubes, and A Cup!, Hmm, What Do You Think Blue Wants to Buy, Alex Bratten?
  • Alex Bratten: Well, Maybe Blue Wants to Buy A Drink That Has A Cup and Ice Cubes!
  • Steve: That's Interesting!, I Think We Need to Find Our Third Clue!
  • Alex Bratten: Yep!
  • (Mailtime Jingle)
  • Alex Bratten: The Mail's Here!
  • Steve: Let's Go!
  • (Song Starts)
  • Steve: (Singing) Here's The Mail, It Never Fails...
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) It Makes Me Wanna Wag My Tail...
  • Steve: (Singing) When It Comes, I Wanna Wail...
  • Alex Bratten, Steve, and Blue: (Singing) MAIL!!!
  • (Song Ends)
  • Mailbox: 25, 26, 27!
  • Steve: Hi, Mailbox!, 27?
  • Alex Bratten: 27 of What?
  • Mailbox: 27 Stamps in My Book!, See?
  • (Stampbook Shows 27 Stamps)
  • Steve: Woah!, Look at All Those Stamps!
  • Alex Bratten: That's Good Collecting!
  • Mailbox: Thank You!, Oh!, and I Think There's A Letter There for You, Too, Steve and Alex Bratten!
  • (Mailbox Opens)
  • (Mailbox Closes)
  • Alex Bratten: Thanks, Mailbox!
  • Steve: We Just Got A Letter!
  • (Song Starts)
  • Steve: (Singing) We Just Got A Letter...
  • Alex Bratten: (Singing) We Just Got A Letter...
  • Steve: (Singing) We Just Got A Letter...
  • Alex Bratten: Wonder Who It's From.
  • (Song Ends)
  • (Steve Opens The Letter)
  • Steve: Look!
  • Alex Bratten: It's A Letter from Our Friends!
  • Children: Hi, Steve!, Hi, Alex Bratten!, Hi, Blue!, We're Having Pizza!
  • Girl: 1, 2, 3, 4!, 4 Pieces!
  • Girl: If I Cut It Like This!, Is That Enough?
  • Girl: No!
  • Girl: No!, That's Only 2 Pieces!
  • Girl: 2 Pizzas for Me!
  • Girl: No Way!
  • Girl: How About If I Cut It in Quarters?, Is That Enough?
  • Girl: 1, 2, 3, 4!, Yes!
  • Girl: 1 for Everybody!
  • Children: Bye, Steve and Alex Bratten!, Bye!
  • Steve: Bye!
  • Alex Bratten: Wow!, That Was So Smart!
  • Steve: Cutting That Pizza Into 4 Quarters!
  • Alex Bratten: Fractions!
  • Blue: (Barks You-Who!)
  • Steve: Let's Go See What Blue's Up To!