Archibald Asparagus Warns the Queen of Hearts

• The Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads!
• Archibald Asparagus: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo, when everyone does not have a water buffalo. We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so just stop being so silly!