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Jasmine: Prince? Prince Alex? Prince, where are you? It’s very spooky in here. I ain’t playing no games.

Prince Eric: Augh!

Jasmine: Aaaagh!

Eric: No, no!

Jasmine: Oh no, help!

Eric: Shh, shh, shh!

Jasmine: Ariel! Ariel!

Eric: Jasmine!

Jasmine: What did you do to the Prince?!

Eric: Jasmine, I’m the Prince. It’s me, in this body.

Jasmine: By Allah! You ate the Prince! (to Eric’s belly) Can you hear me?!

Eric: Jasmine!

Jasmine: Keep breathing! I'm gonna get you outta there!

Eric: No!

Jasmine: Ariel! Ariel! Ariel!

Eric: Shh.

Jasmine: Ariel!

Eric: This is me.

(Jasmine looks into his eyes as he pets her face, and she quiets down, finally figuring it out.)

Jasmine: Prince? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different.

Eric: I'm ugly, okay?

Jasmine: Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Ariel those rats was a bad idea. You are what you eat, I said. Now -

Eric: No. I - - I've been this way as long as I can remember.

Jasmine: What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before.

Eric: It only happens when sun goes down. "By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form."  

Jasmine: Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.

Eric: It's a spell. (sigh) When I was a little cub, a snake cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast! I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry Zira tomorrow before the sun sets and she sees me like this. (begins to cry)  

Eric: All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Ariel's ugly 24-7.

Eric: But Jasmine, I'm a prince, and this is not how a prince is meant to look.

Eric: Prince, how 'bout if you don't marry Zira?

Eric: I have to. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.

Jasmine: But, you know, um, you're kind of a human, and Ariel - - well, you got a lot in common.

Eric: Ariel?

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