Avenue Q (Disney and Sega Style) Part 5

• Say, Pearl, can I ask you a question?
• Sure
• Well, you know Dave upstairs?
• Uh huh
• Well, he's Dave, and you're Pearl Pureheart
• Right
• You're both Monsters
• Yeah
• Are you two related?
• What? Justin I'm surprised at you, I find that racist
• Oh, well, I'm sorry, I was just asking
• Well, it's a touchy subject
• No, not all monsters are related
• What are you trying say, huh?
• That we all look the same to you?
• Huh, huh, huh?
• No, no, no, oh, not at all
• I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist
• I should say so
• You should be much more careful
• When you're talking about the sensitive subject of race
• Well, look who's talking
• What do you mean?
• What about that special Monster school you told me about?
• What about it?
• Could someone like me go there?
• No, we don't want people like you
• Ha ha ha ha ha, you see?
• You're a little bit racist
• Well, you're a little bit too
• I guess we're both a little bit racist
• Admitting it is not an easy thing to do
• But I guess it's true
• Between me and you
• I think everyone's a little bit racist sometimes
• Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes
• Look around and you will find
• No one's really color blind
• Maybe it's a fact we all should face
• Everyone makes judgments based on race
• No, not big judgments, like who to hire
• Or who to buy a newspaper from
• No
• No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
• Busboys should learn to speak goddamn English
• Right
• Everyone's a little bit racist today
• So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay
• Ethnic jokes might be uncouth
• But you laugh because they're based on truth
• Don't take them as personal attacks
• Everyone enjoys them, so relax
• All right, stop me if you've heard this one
• Okay
• Alright there's a plan going down
• And there's only one parachute
• And there's a Rabbi, a priest
• And a black guy
• Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Pearl?
• Uh
• You were telling a black joke
• Well, sure, Bonkers, but lots of people tell black jokes
• I don't
• Well, of course you don't, you're black
• But I bet you tell polack jokes, right?
• Well, sure I do, those stupid polacks, ha ha ha
• Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
• Well, damn, I guess you're right
• You're a little bit racist
• Well, you're a little bit too
• We're all a little bit racist
• I think that I would have to agree with you
• We're glad you do
• It's sad but true
• Everyone's a little bit racist, all right
• All right
• All right
• All right
• Bigotry has never been
• Exclusively white
• If we all could just admit
• That we are racist a little bit
• Even though we all know that it's wrong
• Maybe it would help us get along
• Oh, Christ do I feel good?
• Now there was a fine upstanding black man
• Who?
• Jesus Christ
• But, Bonkers, Jesus was white
• No, Jesus was black
• No, Jesus was white
• No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black
• Guys, guys, Jesus was jewish
• Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
• Racism
• Cool
• Orinoco come back here
• You take out lecycuraburs
• What's that mean?
• Um, recyclables
• Hey, don't laugh at her
• How many languages do you speak?
• Oh, come off it, Orinoco
• Everyone's a little bit racist
• I'm not
• Oh no?
• Nope
• How many oriental wives
• Have you got?
• What? Orinoco
• Orinoco, buddy, where you been?
• The term is Asian-American
• I know you are no intending to be
• But calling me oriental, offensive to me
• I'm sorry, honey, I love you
• And I love you
• But you're racist, too
• Yes, I know
• The Jews have all the money
• And the whites have all the power
• And I'm always in taxi cab
• With driver who no shower
• Me too
• Me too
• I can't even get a taxi
• Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true
• But everyone is just about as racist as you
• If we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit
• And everyone stopped being so P.C.
• Maybe we could live in harmony
• Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist