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This is a transcript of Barney Live! in New York City (AlexBrattenRockz Style).

(Screen fades to people walking to Radio City Music Hall)
(Barney Live! in New York City (AlexBrattenRockz Style) logo)
(Audience sitting on chairs)
Audience: (Cheering)
(Trumpets playing)
Announcer: Boys and Girls, Ladies and Gentleman, Radio City Music Hall in New York City Proudly Presents..., Barney!
Audience: (Cheering)
(The curtain opens, but the music stops)
Announcer: Uh..., Barney?, You-Hoo!, Barney!
(Audience calling to Barney)
Audience: Hey!, Where's Barney?, Why Isn't He Here?
(Music plays)
Child: For Barney to Come and Play, You've Got to Use Your Imagination!
Announcer: Oh!, (Clears Throat), Boys and Girls, Ladies and Gentleman, Let's All Use Our Imaginations and Welcome Barney!
(Barney & Friends theme song plays)
(Barney comes out)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: (Laughs), Hi, There!, (Laughs), Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy!, (Laughs), Hi, Everybody!, Oh, Boy!, This is Great!
(Barney humming)
Barney: Hi!, (Laughs), Oh, I'm So Glad to See All of You!
(Barney sings his ending song)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Hi, Everybody!, Are You All Ready for Lots of Fun and Surprises?
Audience: Yeah!
Barney: Are You Sure?
Audience: Yeah!
Barney: Oh, Me, Too!, and The First Very Nice Surprise is That So Many of My Friends and All Characters are Here!, I Can't Think of Anything More Fun Than Getting Together Like This!
(Song Starts)
Barney: (Singing) The More We Get Together, Together, Together, The More We Get Together, The Happier We'll Be!, Cause Your Friends are My Friends, and My Friends are Your Friends!, The More We Get Together, The Happier We'll Be!
(extended music plays)
Barney: (Singing) The More We Get Together, Together, Together, The More We Get Together, The Happier We'll Be!, Cause Your Friends are My Friends, and My Friends are Your Friends!, The More We Get Together, The Happier We'll Be!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy!, (Laughs), I Would Thank You!, (Laughs), Oh, I'm So Happy to See All of You!, and I'd Like to Thank All of You for Coming to See Me!, In Fact, I Think I Will Thank All of You!, (Laughs), Oh, Boy!
(Barney walking and singing)
(Barney says thank you so many times in the first row)
Barney: Oh!, Whew!, Well, That's The First Row!, Oh, Gee!, This is Going to Take A Long Time!, No, Wait!, I Have an Idea!, Maybe You Can All Help Me to Say Thank You to Everyone Here!, I'll Count to 3, and Then I Wanna Hear Everybody Shout Out "Thank You for Coming!", Ready?, 1, 2, 3...
Barney and Audience: Thank You for Coming!
Barney: Oh, Wow!, That Was Great!, Oh, It's So Nice to Have Friends Like You With Such Good Manners!, and You Know What?, I've Got Some More Friends Who Wanna Meet You Right Now!
(Curtain opens as music plays)
Barney: Kathy!
Kathy: Hey, Everyone!
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Julie!
Julie: Hi, Everybody!
Barney: (Laughs), Hi, Julie!, Derek!
Derek: Hey, Everybody!
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Carlos!
Carlos: Hi, Everybody!
Barney: Oh, Boy!, Hi, Carlos!, Kelly!
Kelly: Hi, Everyone!
Barney: Hello, Kelly!, Tosha!
Tosha: Hi, Everybody!
Barney: (Laughs), Min!
Min: Hi!
Barney: Shawn!
Shawn: Hi!
Barney: And Here Come The Characters!, Elmo, Big Bird, and Friends!
Elmo: Hi, Everybody!
Big Bird: Hello!
Alan: Nice to See You!
Barney: Bear and His Friends from The Big Blue House!
Bear: Hi, Everybody!, It's Great to See You!
Ursa: Hi!
Otto and Etta: Hello, Everybody!
Barney: Steve, Blue, and Their Friends!
Steve: Hi, There, Everyone!
Blue: (Barks Hi!)
Slippery: Whoa!
Barney: Dora and Her Amigos!
Dora: Hola!
Diego: Hola!
Benny: Hi!
Barney: Thomas the Tank Engine!
Thomas: Hello, Everybody!
(Thomas blows his whistle)
Barney: Oswald and His Friends!
Oswald: Hello!
Weenie: (Barks Hi!)
Henry: Hey, Pals!
Barney: The Backyardigans and The Wonder Pets!
Pablo: Hi!
Linny: Hello!
Tyrone: Nice to See You!
Barney: DJ Lance, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Toodee, and Plex!
DJ Lance: Hello, Friends!
Brobee: Hi!
Foofa: Hello!
Barney: SpongeBob, Jenny Wakeman, The Fish Friends, and SpongeBob's Friends!
SpongeBob: Hello, There, Everybody!
Jenny Wakeman: Hi!
Fish Friends: Hello!
Patrick: Nice to See You!
Barney: Moose and Zee!
Moose A. Moose: Hello, There, Everyone!
(Zee waves her wing)
Barney: The Rugrats and Arthur Characters!
Tommy and D.W.: Hi, Everyone!
Arthur: Hello There!
Buster: Thanks for Coming to See Us!
Barney: Franklin the Turtle, Emily Elizabeth, and Her Dog Clifford!
Franklin: Hi!
Emily Elizabeth: Hi!
Clifford: (Barks)
Barney: Binyah Binyah Polliwog!
Binyah Binyah: Binyah Binyah!, Hello!
Barney: Lucy from 64 Zoo Lane!
Lucy: Hello!
Barney: Nick Jr. Face!
Nick Jr. Face: Hi, There, Everyone!, Face Here!
Barney: Piper O'Possum!
Piper O'Possum: Hey, Everyone!, Piper Here!
Barney: And..., Alex Bratten!
Alex Bratten: Hey!, What's Up, Everybody!
Audience: (Cheering)
Tosha: Since Everyone Here's Our Friend, Everyone Here is The Part of The Show!
Barney: That's Right!, You, and You, and You, and You, and You, and You!
Zoe: And We Want Everyone to Clap Along, Sing Along, and Have Lots of Fun!
Barney: So Stand Up Right Now and Sing Along With Mr. Knickerbocker!, Come On, Everybody!, Everybody Stand Up With Us!, Here We Go!, I Know This One!
(Song Starts)
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop With Your Hands!
(Clap hands to the rhythm)
(Music plays)
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop With Your Cheeks!
(Tap cheeks to the rhythm)
Barney, The Kids, and The Characters: Yeah!
(Music plays)
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop!, Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop!, Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop!, Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, Boppity-Bop!, I Like-a The Way That You Boppity-Bop!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Oh, Yeah!, (Laughs), Oh, Great!, (Laughs), Oh, Gosh!, That Was Just Terrific!
Kathy: It Sure Was!
Grover: It's Fun to Have So Many Friends to Sing and Play With!
Barney: It Is!, Sha'll We Show All of Our New Friends The Way to The Backyard?
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: Yeah!
Barney: Then Here We Go!
(The curtain opens to Barney's backyard)
Audience: (Cheering)
Derek: Come On, Everybody!
Tutter: Let's Go Play!
Barney: Okay!, What Should We Do, First?
(Ring around the rosie music plays)
Barney: Ring Around The Rosie?, Oh, Sure!, Okay!, Here We Go!
(Song Starts)
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Ring Around The Rosie!, A Pocket Full of Posies!, Ashes!, Ashes!, We All Fall Down!
Barney: (Laughs), Okay!, Now Let's All Tip-Toe!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Tip-Toe 'round The Rosie!, A Pocket Full of Posies!, Ashes!, Ashes!, We All Fall Down!
Barney: Great!, Ooh!, Let's Make Like Bunnies and Hop!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Hop Around The Rosie!, A Pocket Full of Posies!, Ashes!, Ashes!, We All Fall Down!
Barney: (Laughs), Okay, Now!, Let's All Hurry and Run!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Run Around The Rosie!, A Pocket Full of Posies!, Ashes!, Ashes!, We All Fall Down!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: (Laughs), Oh, We All Fall Down!, That Was So Much Fun!
(Tricycle bell ringing)
Barney: Huh?, What's That?, It Sounds Like A Tricycle Bell!, Who Do You Think It Could Be?
(Baby Bop appears)
Baby Bop: Whee!
Barney: It's Baby Bop!
Audience: (Cheering)
Baby Bop: Hi!, It's Me!
Barney: Hi, Baby Bop!
Baby Bop: Hi, Barney!, Hi, Friends!, Wow, Barney!, Oh!, There are Alot of Friends Out There!, I Think There are More Than 10!
Barney: Alot More Than 10!, and That's Not Even Counting Our Other Friends Right Here With The Son..., Oh!, Right Here on The Ground!, (Laughs)
Baby Bop: Oh!, They're All Taking Naps!, I Didn't Know It Was Naptime!, Did You Know It Was Naptime?
Audience: No!
Baby Bop: Me, Neither!, Oh, Well!, It's A Good Thing I Brought My Blankie!
(Baby Bop stretches)
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: Surprise!
Barney: Oh!, Surprise!
Baby Bop: Oh!, You Were Playing A Game!
Min: That's Right, Baby Bop!
Big Old Bullfrog: It Isn't Really Naptime!
Baby Bop: But I'm Still Glad I Brought My Blankie!, I'm So Glad, I'm Gonna Sing About It!
(Song Starts)
Baby Bop: (Singing) I Like My Blankie!, It's Very, Very Yellow!, I Like It Even Better Than A Bowl of Jello!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) When She Holds It Close, It Feels Just Right!, She Likes Her Yellow Blankie in The Day and Night!
Baby Bop: (Singing) I Like My Yellow Blankie in The Day and Night!, (Laughs), Look at Me, Barney!, I'm A Dancer!
Barney: Oh, You Sure Are!
Baby Bop: Whoa!, (Laughs), (Singing) My Blankie is So Special!, and Very, Very Yellow!, I Like to Keep It With Me, When I Say "Hello!"
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) When She Holds It Close, It Feels Just Right!, She Likes Her Yellow Blankie in The Day and Night!
Baby Bop: (Singing) I Like My Yellow Blankie in The Day and Night!, (Laughs), I'm Dancing for All My New Friends!
Barney: Oh, Nice!
Baby Bop: (Singing) My Blankie Feels So Soft Like A Big Marshmallow!, But I Like It Most, Because It's Oh-So Yellow!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) When She Holds It Close, It Feels Just Right!, She Likes Her Yellow Blankie in The Day and Night!
Baby Bop: (Singing) I Like My Yellow Blankie in The Day and Night!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Baby Bop: Yay!, Whoa!
Barney: Yay, Baby Bop!, Very Good!
Baby Bop: Oh, Thank You!, (Laughs)
Doc Owl: Baby Bop's Blankie is Very Special to Her!
Baby Bop: It Is Nice to Have Something Special!
Tickety: Barney!, Maybe We Can Make Something Special to Show to All Our New Friends!
Barney: That's A Great Idea!, Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy!
Baby Bop: Oh, Goody-Goody!, Oh!, Me, Too!, Me, Too!, Oh!
Barney: Would You Like My Friends, The Characters, and Alex Bratten to Make A Special Surprise for You?
Audience: Yeah!
Barney: Would You?, Great!, (Laughs)
Steve: But We Will Need Just A Little Bit of Help!
Dora: I Know Just What We Need!
(The Barney Bag appears)
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: The Barney Bag!
Baby Bop: Oh!, Yay!
Barney: Oh, Yay!, Oh, I Love This Part!
(Song Starts)
Barney: (Singing) Well, I've Been Looking in My Barney Bag!, and I Found Alot of Things!, Gizmos and Gadgets, and Odds and Ends!, and Even Some Old String!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) So Let's Ask Ourselves A Question, "What Can We Make Today?", With Imagination and The Barney Bag, We'll See What We Can Make Today!, Yeah!, See What We Can Make Today!, We've Been Looking in The Barney Bag!, and We Found Alot of Things!, Gizmos and Gadgets, Odds and Ends!, and Even Some Old String!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) So Let's Ask Ourselves A Question, "What Can We Make Today?", With Imagination and The Barney Bag, We'll See What We Can Make Today!, Yeah!, See What We Can Make Today!
(Song Ends)
Barney: Oh!, (Laughs)
Baby Bop: Oh!
Barney: So, What are You Going to Make for All of Our Friends Here?
Boots: Something Very Special!
Barney: Ooh!
Isa: But It's Kind of A Surprise!
Diego: So We're Going to Work in The Clubhouse!, Come On!
(The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten running to the clubhouse)
Baby Bop: Bye-Bye!, Bye!
Barney: Bye!
Baby Bop: Hey, Barney!, Barney!, What are They Gonna Make?
Barney: Oh!, Well, Maybe If We Listen, We Could Guess!
Baby Bop: Oh!, Okay!
Barney: Let's Go!
Baby Bop: Oh!, A Guessing Game!, Yay!
(Barney Bag music plays)
(Paper cutting sounds)
Barney: Uh-Huh!
Baby Bop: I'm Listening!, But I Cannot Guess What They are Making!
Barney: Neither Can I!, But You Know?, I Think They're Just About..., Done!
Baby Bop: Oh!, Goody-Goody!
(The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten come out of the clubhouse)
Barney: Let's See What's Inside!
Baby Bop: I'll Get The Door!, I'll Get The Door!
Tico: We Did It!, Lo Hicimos!
Baby Jaguar: (Meows We Made A Surprise for Everyone to See!)
Barney: Oh!
Thomas: And It's Inside The Barney Bag!
Baby Bop: Oh!, I Want to See!, I Want to See!, But My Blankie is Stuck!
Barney: Come On, Everybody!, Let's Help Her!
Baby Bop: Help Me!, Help Me, Please!
Barney: Oh!, We'll Get It Out!, It's Okay!
(The Winkster appears)
(The Winkster steals The Barney Bag and runs with it)
The Winkster: (Laughs), Ooh!, Look What I've Got!
Barney: Hey!
The Winkster: (Singing) You Can't Catch Me!, You Can't Catch Me!
Barney: He's Got The Barney Bag!, Oh!
Oswald: We Can Catch Him!
Henry: Come On!
Barney: Oh!, Okay!
Daisy: Get Him!
Barney: Oh!, Let's Go!
Baby Bop: Wait for Me!, Wait for Me!, Okay!
(The Winkster appears again and puts The Barney Bag down where it was)
The Winkster: Hello, Everybody!, Are We All Having Fun?
Audience: Yeah!
The Winkster: Good!, Because I Love to Have Fun, Too!
(Song Starts)
The Winkster: (Singing) Oh, Yes!, My Name's "The Winkster", That Should Come as No Surprise!, I Come, I Go, I am So Quick, You Won't Believe Your Eyes!, I Like to Have Some Fun, I Like to Play My Little Jokes!, Sometimes I Try to Take Things, That Belong to Other Folks!, As You Can See, I'm Nimble as Can Be!, So If Somebody's Chasing, They Will Never Catch Me!, Oh, Yes!, My Name's "The Winkster", That Should Come as No Surprise!, I Play Each Day from Sun Up, 'Til The Moon is in The Skies!, To Me, My Tricks are Fun!, It's Kind of What I Like to Do!, And If You are Not Careful, I Will Play A Trick on You!, As You Can See, I'm Nimble as Can Be!, So If Somebody's Chasing, They Will Never Catch Me!, I Don't Try to Be Mean, That is Not How I Think!, I Just Play My Tricks and Off I Go, As Quick as A Wink!, Oh, Yes!, My Name's "The Winkster", That Should Come as No Surprise!, I Come, I Go, I am So Quick, You Won't Believe Your Eyes!, I Like to Have Some Fun, I Like to Play My Little Jokes!, Sometimes I Try to Take Things, That Belong to Other Folks!, As You Can See, I'm Nimble as Can Be!, So If Somebody's Chasing, They Will Never Catch Me!, So If Somebody's Chasing, They Will Never Catch Me!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: I Know Where He Went!
Tyrone: There He Is!
Barney: Uh-Oh!
Tuck: He's Still Got The Barney Bag!
Barney: Oh!, Oh!
The Winkster: Time for Me to Run!, Ta-Ta!
Barney: Get Him!, Hurry!, Run, Everybody!
(Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten chasing The Winkster)
Barney: Where'd He Go?
(The Winkster appears out of the other curtain)
The Winkster: Wahoo!, You-Hoo!, Barney!, Children!, Characters!, Alex Bratten!, I'm Up Here!, Just as Quick as A Wink!
DJ Lance: Oh!
Plex: Oh, Look!
The Winkster: (Laughs), I've Still Got Your Bag!, You'll Have to Catch Me to See The Surprise!, (Laughs)
Barney: Oh!, He's Gone, Again!, (Laughs), Oh!, That Was The Winkster!, I Know About Him!, He's Not Really Bad!, He's Just A Silly Fellow!, Who Loves to Play Tricks and Jokes!
Toodee: But How Will We Get The Barney Bag Back?
Barney: Well, I've Got an Idea!, But We're Going to Need Help from Everyone!, Will You Help Us?
Muno: Will You Help Us?
Barney: Oh!, Come On!, Will You Help Us?
Audience: Yeah!
Barney: Oh!, Great!, (Laughs), We'll Go On With Our Show and Have Lots of Fun!, But If You See The Winkster, Point and Say "There He Is!"
SpongeBob: Let's All Practice Saying It When I Count to 3!, 1, 2, 3!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, Alex Bratten, and Audience: There He Is!
Barney: Oh!, That Was Terrific!, Now Let's Try It Again Even Louder!, 1, 2, 3!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, Alex Bratten, and Audience: There He Is!
Barney: Alright!, Very Good!, Okay Now!, Next Up...
(The Winkster appears)
Audience: There He Is!, There He Is!, There He Is!, There He Is!
Barney: Okay!, That's Enough Practicing, Though!, Okay!, That's Enough!, Oh!, Let's Say It for The Real Thing, Everybody!, Oh, Boy!, You Guys Really Like to Practice!
Jenny Wakeman: No, Look!, Look!
Tyler: There He Is!
Barney: Oh!, Grab That Bag!
(Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten chasing The Winkster)
Barney: Where is He, Anybody?, Oh, No!
(The Winkster appears again at the other curtain)
The Winkster: (Laughs), Over Here!, (Laughs)
Barney: Oh!
The Winkster: Time for Me to Go Bye-Bye!, But I'll Be Back!, (Laughs)
Barney: He's Gone, Again!, (Laughs)
Monroe Timmy Billy: He's Really Silly!
Taylor Fishbowl: We'll Catch Him!, We've Got Lots of Friends Helping Us Shout When We See Him!
Patrick: But Now, Here's The Song That You Can Help Us With!
Sandy: Just Listen to What We Sing and Do What We Do!
Barney: And If You Do That, All of You Kids Will Be A Big Help!, Come On!, Just The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten for This One!, and I Know You Know It!
(Song Starts)
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain When She Comes!, Toot-Toot!, She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain When She Comes!, Toot-Toot!, She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain, She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain, She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain When She Comes!, Toot-Toot!, She'll Be Driving Six White Horses When She Comes!, Whoa Back!, She'll Be Driving Six White Horses When She Comes!, Whoa Back!, She'll Be Driving Six White Horses, She'll Be Driving Six White Horses, She'll Be Driving Six White Horses When She Comes!, Whoa Back!, Toot-Toot!, And We'll All Get Out to Meet Her When She Comes!, Hi, There!, And We'll All Get Out to Meet Her When She Comes!, Hi, There!, And We'll All Get Out to Meet Her, We'll All Get Out to Meet Her, And We'll All Get Out to Meet Her When She Comes!, Hi, There!, Whoa Back!, Toot-Toot!, And We'll All Have Cake and Ice Cream When She Comes!, Yum-Yum!, And We'll All Have Cake and Ice Cream When She Comes!, Yum-Yum!, And We'll All Have Cake and Ice Cream, We'll All Have Cake and Ice Cream, And We'll All Have Cake and Ice Cream When She Comes!, Yum-Yum!, Hi, There!, Whoa Back!, Toot-Toot!, And We'll All Have A Great Big Party When She Comes!, Yahoo!, And We'll All Have A Great Big Party When She Comes!, Yahoo!, And We'll All Have A Great Big Party, We'll All Have A Great Big Party, And We'll All Have A Great Big Party When She Comes!, Yahoo!, Yum-Yum!, Hi, There!, Whoa Back!, Toot-Toot!
(Song Ends)
Barney: Oh, Goodness!, Yum-Yum!, Hi, There!, Whoa Back!, Toot-Toot!
Baby Bop: Oh!, That Looked Like Fun!, Toot-Toot!, (Laughs)
(Toot-Toot sounds)
Baby Bop: Hey!, What Was That?, Toot-Toot!
(Toot-Toot sounds)
Baby Bop: Oh!, I Think It is Coming from Over There!
BJ: (Laughs), Nope!, It's Coming from..., Over Here!
Barney, Baby Bop, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: BJ!
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Hi, BJ!, I'm So Glad You Could Come Out and Play Today!
Baby Bop: BJ is My Big Brother!
(Song Starts)
BJ: (Singing) BJ is My Name!, I Love to Play A Game!, Of Baseball or Maybe Basketball!, I'm Usually in A Hurry!, But Never Stop to Worry!, 'bout What'll Happen If I Trip or Fall!, I Like to Play My Drum!, I Like to Jump and Run!, I Like to Climb A Tree, Whoa!, Thought I Might Skin My Knee!, and When I Dig in The Dirt, Sometimes I Wipe It on My Shirt, Uh-Oh!
Barney, Baby Bop, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) With A Hat That's Neat, and Sneakers on His Feet, He's Always Ready for Fun!, Yes, BJ is The One!
BJ: Oh!, This is Great!
Barney: Go, BJ!
Baby Bop: Whoa!
BJ: Hey, Sissy!, Watch This!
Baby Bop: Okay!
BJ: I'm Being An Airplane!
Baby Bop: Oh!
BJ: (Laughs), Alright!, Hop-Hop!, (Laughs), (Singing) I Like to Play My Drum!, I Like to Jump and Run!, I Like to Climb A Tree, Whoa!, Though I Might Skin My Knee!, Uh-Oh!, and When I Dig in The Dirt, Sometimes I Wipe It on My Shirt!
Barney, Baby Bop, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) With A Hat That's Neat, and Sneakers on His Feet, He's Always Ready for Fun!, BJ is The One!
BJ: She's My Sister!
Barney, Baby Bop, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) BJ is The One!
BJ: That's Me!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Cheering)
(Weird laugh noises)
BJ: Whoa!, Nice Laugh!, Where is That Coming From?
The Winkster: It's Coming from Up Here, BJ!, (Laughs)
Barney: Oh!, There You Are, Winkster!, (Laughs)
Mr. Krabs: Wouldn't You Like to Give Us Back The Surprise We'd Like to Show Everyone?
The Winkster: Well, Maybe I'll Give It Back!, If..., You Can Come and Get It Before I Disappear!
Barney: Okay!, Ready, You're Not?, Here I Come!, (Laughs)
(Running music plays)
Barney: Oh, Look Out!, Whoa!
(Crashing sounds)
The Winkster: Ta-Ta!
(The Winkster disappears)
Barney: Oh!, I'm Almost There!, (Laughs), Gotcha!, I..., Oh!, I Guess He Got Away, Again.
BJ: Aye-Aye-Aye!
Barney: I'll Be Right Down!, After I Get Rid of This Bucket.
Tommy: Guys!, How Can We Catch The Winkster?
BJ: Oh!, We Could Get Some Flying Paper!
Baby Bop: Um..., I Know!, I Know!, I Could Throw My Blankie on His Head!
BJ: (Laughs)
D.W.: But, What If He Took Your Blankie Away?
Baby Bop: Oh. Never Mind.
BJ: Hey!, I Got an Idea!, We Can Play A Game of Baseball!, and When The Winkster Comes to Watch It, We'll Grab The Barney Bag!
Baby Bop: Yeah!
Barney: (Laughs), That's A Great Idea!, Suit Up, Everybody!, (Laughs), Oh, Boy!
BJ: Alright!
(Baseball music plays)
Barney: Oh, Baseball!, The Great American Pass Time!, The Only Game Where You Can Find A Diamond in The Dirt, See Bats in Brod Daylight, and Find People Wearing Gloves in The Summer!, (Laughs), Hey!, Let's All Stand Up and Have A Stretch Together!, Come On, Stand Up, Everybody!, Come On!, Everybody Up and Stretch with Me!, Here We Go!
(Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, Alex Bratten, and the audience stretching)
Barney: Over to The Side!, and The Other Side!, That's It!, and Now, Back You Go, and Foward!, (Grunts), That's It!, Work Up Those Geeks!, There You Go!, (Grunts), That's It!, Oh, I Bet That Feels Better!, (Laughs)
BJ: Yeah!
Barney: Good!, Okay Now!, Audience Down and Badder..., Up!
(Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten cheering)
Barney: (Laughs), Ready for This First Pitch?
BJ: Ready!
Baby Bop: Yay!
(Song Starts)
Barney: (Singing) Take Me Out to The Ball Game!, Take Me Out to The Park!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Buy Me Some Peanuts and Cracker Jacks!, I Don't Care If I Ever Get Back!
Baby Bop: (Singing) For It's Root, Root, Root for The Home Team!
Barney: (Singing) If They Don't Win, It's A Shame!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Cause It's One..., Two..., Three Strikes, You're Out!, At The Old Ball Game!, Take Me Out to The Ball Game!, Take Me Out to The Park!, Buy Me Some Peanuts and Cracker Jacks!, I Don't Care If I Ever Get Back!
Baby Bop: (Singing) For It's Root, Root, Root for The Home Team!
Barney: (Singing) If They Don't Win, It's A Shame!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Cause It's One..., Two..., Three Strikes, You're Out!, At The Old..., Ball..., Game!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: (Laughs), Okay!, Oh!, Got It!, Here Comes The Next Pitch!, Here We Go!, Ready?
Baby Bop: You Can Do It, BJ!
(The Winkster appears)
Barney: Whoa!
Baby Bop: Oh!, Oh!
(Lightning flickers)
(Rain falling)
Barney: Oh!, Uh-Oh!, Game Called on A Count of Rain!, All of The Ollie Outs in Free!
(Everyone running)
Baby Bop: Oh!, Hurry!, We're Gonna Get Wet!
Barney: Oh, It's Coming Down!, Isn't It?
(Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten going inside)
Baby Bop: Oh, Let Us In!, Oh!
Barney: Oh, My!, (Laughs), Well, I Guess I am Getting A Little Bit Too Wet. Maybe I Should Go Inside The Clubhouse. (Laughs), Okay!, Here We Go!
(Barney toodling)
(Boing sounds)
Barney: Oh!, Whoa!, Oh!, Oops!, (Laughs), Well, That Won't Work!, Maybe This Way, I'll Just Go Back Until...
(Bump sounds)
Barney: Oh!, Ow!, (Laughs), Oh!, Nope!, I'm Just Too Big!, What am I Going to Do?, (Laughs), Oh, Dear!
(Phil and Lil give Barney an umbrella)
Phil: Here You Go, Barney!
Barney: (Gasps), Why, Thank You!
Phil and Lil: You're Welcome!
Barney: (Laughs), How Nice!
(Music plays as Barney sings)
Barney: Oh, Splash!, (Laughs), Oh, Boy!, Why, This Isn't So Bad!, Hey!, Come On Out, Everybody!, Oh, Come Out and Play with Me in The Rain!, We Can All Splash and...
(The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten come out with sad faces)
Barney: Now Just Look at You!, (Laughs), Why The Sad Faces?, A Little Rain Never Hurt Anything?, (Laughs), Goodness.
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Sighing)
(Song Starts)
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing in sad motion) Rain, Rain, Go Away. Come Again Another Day. Barney's Friends All Want to Play. Rain, Rain, Go Away.
Barney: Oh!, Come On!
(Song Starts)
Barney: (Singing) It's Raining, It's Pouring, The Old Man is Snoring!, He Went to Bed and Bumped His Head, and Couldn't Get Up in The Morning!
(Song Starts)
Barney: (Singing) It's Raining, It's Pouring!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Rain, Rain, Go Away.
Barney: (Singing) The Old Man is Snoring!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Come Again Another Day.
Barney: (Singing) He Went to Bed and Bumped His Head!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Barney's Friends All Want to Play.
Barney: (Singing) And Couldn't Get Up in The Morning!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Rain, Rain, Go Away. Rain, Rain, Go Away. Come Again Another Day.
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Aw!, Still Not Feeling Happy?, Well, I Think I Know A Rainy Day Song That Will Cheer Up My Friends, The Characters, and Alex Bratten!, If All of You Will Help Sing Along!, It's Easy!, When We Get to The Fun Part, Just Open Wide and Say "Ah!", (Laughs), Okay!, Sing Along, Everybody!
(Song Starts)
Barney: (Singing) If All The Raindrops Were Lemon Drops and Gum Drops, Oh, What A Rain That Would Be!, Standing Outside with My Mouth Open Wide...
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah!
Barney: (Singing) If All The Raindrops Were Lemon Drops and Gum Drops, Oh, What A Rain That Would Be!
(Music plays)
Barney: (Laughs), I Can Tell Everyone Knows How to Do This Now!, Hey!, Let's Try Snowflakes!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) If All The Snowflakes Were Candy Bars and Milkshakes, Oh, What A Snow That Would Be!, Standing Outside with My Mouth Open Wide..., Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah!, If All The Snowflakes Were Candy Bars and Milkshakes, Oh, What A Snow That Would Be!
Barney: (Laughs), Now You've Really Got The Hang of It!, One More Time!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) If All The Raindrops Were Lemon Drops and Gum Drops, Oh, What A Rain That Would Be!, Standing Outside with My Mouth Open Wide..., Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah!, If All The Raindrops Were Lemon Drops and Gum Drops, Oh, What A Rain That Would Be!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: (Laughs), It's Raining Candy!, Oh, My!, (Laughs)
(The rain goes away)
Barney: Hey!, I Think The Rain Has Stopped!, (Laughs), Ah!, That's More Like It!, (Laughs), We Wanted to Make A Big Splash on This Stage But This Isn't Quite What We Had in Mind!, You Know, I Like to Sing in The Rain, But I Like to Sing in The Sunshine Even Better!, (Laughs), It's So Nice Out Here, Now!
(Popping noises)
Franklin: What's That Sound?
Emily Elizabeth: Is It The Winkster?
(Popping noises)
Barney: I Don't Think So!
Binyah Binyah: Binyah Binyah!, It's Coming from The Ground!
Barney: Oh!
Lucy: I Think It's The Sound of The Grass Growing!
Barney: Oh!, (Laughs), It Is The Sound of Grass Growing!, (Laughs), I Can Feel The Grass Growing and Tickling My Feet!, (Laughs), and After for A Big Rain Like That, We're Going to Have Green Grass All Around!
(Song Starts)
Barney: (Singing) There Was A Hole!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) There Was A Hole!
Barney: (Singing) In The Middle of The Ground!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) In The Middle of The Ground!
Barney: (Singing) The Prettiest Hole!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) The Prettiest Hole!
Barney: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) And The Green Grass Grows All Around, All Around, and The Green Grass Grows All Around!
Barney: (Singing) And In This Hole!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) And In This Hole!
Barney: (Singing) There Was A Tree!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) There Was A Tree!
Barney: (Singing) The Prettiest Tree!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) The Prettiest Tree!
Barney: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Well, The Tree in The Hole and The Hole in The Ground!, And The Green Grass Grows All Around, All Around, and The Green Grass Grows All Around!
Barney: (Singing) And On This Tree!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) And On This Tree!
Barney: (Singing) There Was A Branch!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) There Was A Branch!
Barney: (Singing) The Prettiest Branch!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) The Prettiest Branch!
Barney: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Well, The Branch on The Tree, and The Tree in The Hole, and The Hole in The Ground!, And The Green Grass Grows All Around, All Around, and The Green Grass Grows All Around!
Barney: (Singing) And On This Branch!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) And On This Branch!
Barney: (Singing) There Was A Nest!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) There Was A Nest!
Barney: (Singing) The Prettiest Nest!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) The Prettiest Nest!
Barney: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Well, The Nest on The Branch, and The Branch on The Tree, and The Tree in The Hole, and The Hole in The Ground!, And The Green Grass Grows All Around, All Around, and The Green Grass Grows All Around!
Barney: (Singing) And In This Nest!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) And In This Nest!
Barney: (Singing) There Was An Egg!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) There Was An Egg!
Barney: (Singing) The Prettiest Egg!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) The Prettiest Egg!
Barney: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Well, The Egg in The Nest, and The Nest on The Branch, and The Branch on The Tree, and The Tree in The Hole, and The Hole in The Ground!, And The Green Grass Grows All Around, All Around, and The Green Grass Grows All Around!
Barney: (Singing) And In This Egg!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) And In This Egg!
Barney: (Singing) There Was A Bird!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) There Was A Bird!
Barney: (Singing) The Prettiest Bird!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) The Prettiest Bird!
Barney: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) That You Ever Did See!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Well, The Bird in The Egg, and The Egg in The Nest, and The Nest on The Branch, and The Branch on The Tree, and The Tree in The Hole, and The Hole in The Ground!, And The Green Grass Grows All Around, All Around, and The Green Grass Grows All Around!, and The Green Grass Grows All Around, All Around, and The Green Grass Grows All Around!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Oh!, (Laughs), That Was Fun!, Wasn't It?, Bye-Bye, Birdie!, So Long!, Bye-Bye!
(The tree and the bird go away)
Barney: (Laughs), He's Taking His Tree and He's Moving!, Bye-Bye!, Oh, That is Excellent!, (Laughs), So Long!, Oh, My!, Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy!, I'm Having Fun!, Is Everyone Having A Good Time?
Audience: Yeah!
Barney: Oh, That's Great!
Kathy: We are, Too!
Nick Jr. Face: But Only If It Would Be Even More Fun If We Could Get The Barney Bag Back from The Winkster!
Piper O'Possum: And Show The Surprise We Made for Everybody!
Barney: Oh, Don't Worry, Piper!, I Just Know Things Will Work Out Okay!, Besides, I Think All of Our Friends are About to Get Another Nice Surprise!, Listen!
(Drums playing)
Barney: Oh!, (Laughs), Oh!
Derek: It Sounds Like A Marching Band!
Snuffy: I Think It's A Parade!
Gordon: It Is!
Barney: Look!, It's A Circus Parade!, (Laughs)
(Band players appear)
Barney: Let's All March!, Here We Go!
(Band players playing band music)
BJ: (Laughs)
(The band music ends)
Barney: (Laughs)
Audience: (Cheering)
Baby Bop: Yay!
BJ: Alright!
Barney: Oh, That's Great!, (Laughs)
Julie: That Was Great!
Zoe: We Wish It's Fun to Play The Instruments in A Marching Band!
Tosha: Maybe We Could!
Telly Monster: Let's Ask!
Barney: Hey!, That's A Great Idea!, (Laughs)
BJ: Oh, Wow!, I Just Love The Circus!
Baby Bop: Me, Too!, Me, Too!, Me, Too!, (Laughs), What's The Circus?
Barney: Oh!, (Laughs), Well, Baby Bop, A Circus is Like A Big Show!, With Animals, and Clowns, and Acrobats, and Lots of Surprises!
Baby Bop: Oh!, I Do Like The Circus!, I Do!, Yay!
BJ: Hey!, Maybe We Could Follow The Marching Band to The Circus!
Baby Bop: Oh!
Barney: Maybe We Could!, Only, Should We Follow That Marching Band, (Laughs), or Follow This Marching Band?, (Laughs)
Baby Bop: Oh!, (Laughs)
(Song Starts)
Julie: (Singing) I am A Fine Musician!
Miles: (Singing) That's What People Say!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She is A Fine Musician!, That's What People Say!
Julie: (Singing) I Play Upon My Piccolo!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She Plays Upon Her Piccolo!
(Julie plays her piccolo)
Kathy: (Singing) I am A Fine Musician!
Tutter: (Singing) That's What People Say!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She is A Fine Musician!, That's What People Say!
Kathy: (Singing) I Play Upon My Clarinet!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She Plays Upon Her Clarinet!
(Kathy plays her clarinet)
Shawn: (Singing) I am A Fine Musician!
Pip and Pop: (Singing) That's What People Say!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) He is A Fine Musician!, That's What People Say!
Shawn: (Singing) I Play Upon My Trumpet!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) He Plays Upon His Trumpet!
(Shawn plays his trumpet)
Min: (Singing) I am A Fine Musician!
Luna: (Singing) That's What People Say!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She is A Fine Musician!, That's What People Say!
Min: (Singing) I Play Upon My Trombone!
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She Plays Upon Her Trombone!
(Min plays her trombone)
Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) She is A Fine Musician!, That's What People Say!
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)
Baby Bop: Yay!
BJ: Yay!, That Was Great!
Barney: Here We Go!
(The band starts playing)
(Barney, The Kids, The Characters, Alex Bratten, and The Band Players start marching)
Barney: (Singing)
Baby Bop: Oh, Goody!
Barney: Oh!, I Love to March!
BJ: Yeah!
Baby Bop: Oh!
BJ: Oh!
Baby Bop: March, March, March!
Barney: Oh, Wow!, Does Everyone Want to See The Circus?
Audience: Yeah!
BJ: Alright!
Baby Bop: Yeah!
Barney: Oh!, Great!, Then That's Where We'll Go Right After We Take A Little Break!, and Who Knows?, Maybe We Can Catch The Winkster There!, So Be Sure to Keep Watching!, Oh!, There We Go!
BJ: Here They Come!
Baby Bop: Oh, Look at Barney Marching!
Barney: (Laughs), Isn't This Fun?
Baby Bop: Whoa!
BJ: They're So Good!
Baby Bop: Yeah!
BJ: Here Comes The Drum!, That's My Favorite!
Baby Bop: Ooh!, March, March, March, March!, Ooh!
BJ: Hup!, Hup!, Hup, Hup, Hup!
Barney: And Now We'll March to The Circus!, Here We Go!
Baby Bop: Oh!, Hurry, BJ!
Barney: Oh, I Think I Can See It from Here!, (Laughs)
(The Winkster appears)
Audience: There He Is!, There He Is!, There He Is!, There He Is!
(Curtain closes)
(Screen fades to black)
(The word "Intermission" appears)
(Circus music plays)
(The curtain opens to a circus stage)
(Barney appears)
Barney: (Laughs), Oh, Boy!
Audience: (Cheering)
Barney: Little Ladies and Little Gentleman!, Welcome to..., Barney's Imagination Circus!, (Laughs)
(Lights turn on)
Barney: Here Come The Clowns!, and They're Really Crazy!, Oh, Other Outfits!
(The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten appear as clowns)
(Song Starts)
The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Giddy and Foolish The Whole Day Through!, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?
Barney: Oh!, (Laughs), I Just Love to Clown Around!
Tosha: (Singing) A Horse and A Flea and Three Blind Mice!
Grandma Flutter: (Singing) Sat on A Curbstone Covered with Ice!
Tosha: (Singing) The Horse, He Slipped and Fell on The Flea!
Doc Owl: "Whoops!", Said The Flea!, "There's A Horse on Me!"
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Giddy and Foolish The Whole Day Through!, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?
Barney: (Laughs)
Shawn: (Singing) Way Down South Where Bananas Grow!
Sidetable: (Singing) A Flea Stepped on an Elephant's Toe!
Mailbox: (Singing) The Elephant Cried with Tears in His Eyes!
Shovel and Pail: "Why Don't You Pick on Someone Your Size?"
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Giddy and Foolish The Whole Day Through!, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?
Blue: (Barks Wow!)
Barney: (Laughs)
Julie: (Singing) Way Up North Where There's Ice and Snow!
Boots: (Singing) There Lived A Penguin and His Name Was Joe!
Diego: (Singing) He Got So Tired of Black and White!
Dora, Benny, Isa, Tico, and Baby Jaguar: (Singing) He Wore Pink Slacks to The Dance Last Night!
Barney, The Kids, The Characters, and Alex Bratten: (Singing) Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Giddy and Foolish The Whole Day Through!, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?, Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?
(Song Ends)
Audience: (Cheering)

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