Blorbian (Movie)/Transcript

• At Planet Blorb
• The Wedding Day
• Harry Potter: Plum.
• Plum: Yes?
• Harry Potter: We must be safe from Darth Mastiff and Darth Vixen. Will you marry me?
• Plum: (Echoes throw the universe) YES!, YES!
• Harry kisses Plum.
• Wolf Trooper 1 sees Harry and Plum
• Wolf Trooper 1: DARTH MASTIFF!
• Darth Mastiff: What is it, Trooper?
• Wolf Trooper: Look at those Blorbians!
• Darth Mastiff: INTURPT THEIR WEDDING AT ONCE!
• Wolf Trooper 1: Yes Sir!
• Paragus: I’ll do it!
• Kikono: Paragus! That’s Suicide!!
• Darth Mastiff: Paragus!
• Paragus: No? What about you, Darth Mastiff?
• Darth Mastiff: I can force choke you!
• Darth Mastiff Force Chokes Paragus
• Frieza: Oh, sweet torture.
• Darth Mastiff: WHAT DO YOU WANT, FRIEZA?!?!
• Frieza: Let your soldiers spoil the wedding, And I will watch them.
• Darth Mastiff: As you wish. WOLF TROOPERS SPOIL HARRY AND PLUM'S WEDDING!
• Wolf Troopers: Yes, Sir!
• Wolf Troopers head towards Planet Blorb with Tie Fighters
• Priest: May present to Harry and Plum?
• Harry Potter: I Do.
• Plum: I Do.
• Wolf Trooper 2: FIRE!
• One Tie Fighter shoots at the Priest
• Harry Potter: ZURG?!
• Darth Mastiff and Darth Vixen: WRONG!
• Harry Potter: Who are you?!?!
• Darth Mastiff: I AM DARTH MASTIFF!
• Darth Vixen: I AM DARTH VIXEN!
• Plum: OH NO!
• Timmy, Chuck And Susie’s Mother: TIMMY, CUCK, SUSIE RUN!
• Emperor Linnux: I will kill you Blorbian woman!
• Timmy, Chuck And Susie’s Father: Get through me first!!
• Emperor Linnux: I KILL BLORBIAN WEAKLINGS!
• Emperor Linnux force chokes Timmy, Chuck and Susie's Father
• Emperor Linnux: DIE!!!
• Emperor Linnux kills Timmy, Chuck and Susie's Mother with his Lightsaber
• Emperor Linnux Laughs
• Susie (Baby): Mama!
• Timmy (Baby): (Whining)
• Bodi and Darma: (Holding their Lightsabers) STOP RIGHT THERE LINNUX!
• Blorbian Tom: You're Under Arrest Linnux!
• Chuck (Baby): (Giggles)
• Emperor Linnux mind-controls Bodi and Darma to kill Blorbian Tom
• Bodi: What we have done?!
• Darma: I don't know.
• Emperor Linnux: You two should be known as Darth Mastiff and Darth Vixen.
• Bodi and Darma: We should serve you master.
• Emperor Linnux: Good, Good, Good.
• Blorbian Tom: (Regains Consciousnesses) Buzz, I need backup.
• Bodi uses the force choke on Blorbian Tom
• Ultraman: OH NO!
• Bodi and Darma noticed Ultraman had appeared out of nowhere
• Susie (Baby): (Crying)
• Ultraman: I must get these kids to safety!
• Emperor Linnux: GET HIM AND THE KIDS AND DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!
• Chuck (Baby): (Giggles Nervously)
• Ultraman takes Timmy, Chuck and Susie to the Orphanage
• Ultraman: It's over you two I have the high ground!
• Bodi: You underestimate our powers.
• Darma: Of the Dark Side.
• Ultraman: DON'T TRY IT!
• Bodi and Darma tries to kill Ultraman but Ultraman blasts at them
• Ultraman: You're the chosen ones, you must destroy the evil not join them!
• Ultraman takes Bodi and Darma's Lightsabers to make the gift for Vix.
• Ultraman: These one is for your daughter.
• Emperor Linnux turns Bodi and Darma into Darth Mastiff and Darth Vixen
• At the Ship, When Ben Tennyson (Blorbian) was watching them
• Ben Tennyson (Blorbian): Darth Mastiff and Darth Vixen had killed my adoptive parents
• Henry J Waternoose: I know it’s official, They didn’t.
• Ben Tennyson (Blorbian): If they didn't kill my adoptive parents then who did?
• Henry J Waternoose: They’re your adoptive parents! Darth Vader must be using them as his servants!
• Ben Tennyson: Darth Vader's Dead!
• Henry J Waternoose: Emperor Linnux did. How could I not know that?
• Ben Tennyson: I must tell Ultraman!
• Paragus: Where are you going? Hm?
• Henry J Waternoose: Paragus, Out of his way!
• Ultraman: WATERNOOSE!
• Ultraman smashes Henry J. Waternoose with his foot