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  • (Blue's Clues Theme Song & Title Card)
  • Steve: Hi There!
  • Joe: Hi, Guess What Today Is...
  • Steve: Right, Today is...
  • All: Christmas!
  • Joe: All of Our Friends Including the Nick Jr. Characters are Here to Celebrate!
  • All: (Cheering)
  • Steve: Hey, Blue, Look Who's Here!
  • Blue: (Barks Hello)
  • Steve: Look There's Even, Sidetable, Mailbox, Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, Cinnamon, Tickety, Slippery, Shovel, Pail, Periwinkle, Magenta, and Green Puppy!
  • All Blue's Clues Characters: Hi!
  • Joe: And Look, There's Dora the Explorer and Her Friends!
  • Dora: Hola, Amigos!
  • Dora and Diego Characters: Feliz Navidad!
  • Steve: Little Bill and His Friends!
  • Little Bill: Hello, Friend!
  • Little Bill Characters: Hi, Merry Christmas!
  • Sidetable: Little Bear, Mother Bear, Father Bear, and His Friends.
  • Little Bear: Hello!
  • Little Bear Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Mailbox: Oswald, Weenie, and His Friends.
  • Oswald: Hey!
  • Weenie: (Barks Hello)
  • Oswald Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Mr. Salt: Max, Ruby, and Their Friends!
  • Ruby: Hello!
  • Max: Christmas!
  • Max and Ruby Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Mrs. Pepper: Bob the Builder, Wendy, Spud, and Friends.
  • Bob: Hello, There!
  • Wendy: Hi. 
  • Spud: Hello!
  • Bob the Builder Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Paprika: Maggie, Beast, and Hamilton.
  • Maggie: Hello!
  • Beast: Hi, There!
  • Hamilton: Merry Christmas!
  • Cinnamon: Kipper and Maisy.
  • Kipper: Merry Christmas!
  • Maisy: Hello!
  • Tickety: Franklin, The Turtle Family, and His Animal Friends.
  • Franklin: Hi.
  • The Turtle Family: Hello.
  • Franklin's Animal Friends: Merry Christmas!
  • Slippery: The Backyardigans.
  • The Backyardigans: Merry Christmas!
  • Shovel: The Wonder Pets, Ollie, and Buck.
  • The Wonder Pets, Ollie, and Buck: Merry Christmas!
  • Pail: Jack, Mary, and Mel.
  • Jack: Hey, Everyone!
  • Mary: Hello!
  • Mel: (Woofs)
  • Periwinkle: Sportacus, Stephanie, and Friends!
  • Sportacus: What's Up!
  • Stephanie: Hello! 
  • LazyTown Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Magenta: (Barks Miss Spider, Holley, and Their Bug Friends)
  • Miss Spider: Hello, There!
  • Holley: Hello!
  • Bug Friends: Merry Christmas!
  • Green Puppy: (Barks DJ Lance, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Toodee, and Plex)
  • DJ Lance: Hello, Friends!
  • Yo Gabba Gabba Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Steve: Kai-Lan, Hoho, Wubbzy, Daizy, and Their Friends.
  • Kai-Lan: Ni Hao!
  • Hoho: Ni Hao!
  • Wubbzy: Wow! Wow!, Everybody!
  • Daizy: Hello!
  • Ni Hao, Kai-Lan, and Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Joe: Milli, Geo, and Bot.
  • Milli: Hello, There!
  • Geo: Hi.
  • Bot: Welcome!
  • Joe: Bot, You Sound Just Like Me!
  • Bot: Thanks, Joe!
  • Sidetable: Oobi, Uma, Kako, and Grampu.
  • Oobi: Hello. 
  • Uma: Hi.
  • Kako: What's Up.
  • Grampu: Hi, There.
  • Mailbox: Shane, David, and Their Friends.
  • Shane: Hello!
  • David: Hi.
  • The Upside Down Show Characters: Merry Christmas!
  • Mr. Salt: Ron, Natalie, Binyah Binyah, and Their Kids.
  • Natalie: Hey, There!
  • Ron: Hi.
  • Binyah Binyah: Hello!
  • Gullah Gullah Island Kids: Merry Christmas!
  • Mrs. Pepper: The Fresh Beat Band!
  • The Fresh Beat Band: Merry Christmas!
  • Paprika: Pinky, Tyler, and Mr. Guinea Pig.
  • Pinky: Hello, Friends.
  • Tyler: Hi, There.
  • (Mr. Guinea Pig Signs Hello)
  • Cinnamon: The Bubble Guppies, Bubble Puppy, and Mr. Grouper!
  • The Bubble Guppies: Merry Christmas!
  • Bubble Puppy: (Barks Merry Christmas)
  • Mr. Grouper: Welcome!
  • Tickety: The Curious Buddies. 
  • Dog: Woof!
  • Pig: Oink!
  • Cat: Meow!
  • Bear: Roar!
  • Elephant: (Trunk Sound)
  • Slippery: Moose and Zee.
  • Moose A. Moose: Hello, There!
  • Zee D. Bird: (Signs Hello)
  • Shovel: Nick Jr. Face.
  • Nick Jr. Face: Hi There, Face Here!
  • Pail: And Piper O'Possum.
  • Piper: Piper Here!
  • Steve: Okay, Everybody, Welcome to Our Christmas Party!
  • (All Cheering)
  • Joe: We Get to Open Presents, Play Christmas Games, and Eat Some Good Food for Dessert.
  • All: Mmm!
  • Mr. Salt: And, A Guest is Coming Over to See Us!
  • All: Yay!
  • Dora: But, Who Is the Guest?
  • (All Asking Questions)
  • Steve: We Don't Know.
  • Joe: Blue, Do You Know Who Our Guest Is?
  • Blue: (Barks)
  • (Blue Stamps the Pawprint)
  • Little Bill: Great Idea!
  • Little Bear: Let's All Play Blue's Clues to Figure Out Who Our Guest Is.
  • (Song Starts)
  • Joe: We Are Gonna Play Blue's Clues.
  • Steve: Cause It's a Really Great Game!
  • All: Yeah!
  • Oswald: So Blue's Pawprints Will Be On the Clues!
  • Max: Blue's Clues!
  • Ruby: That's Right, Max!
  • Joe: You Know What We Need to Play Blue's Clues!
  • Steve: Our Handy-Dandy...
  • Nick Jr. Characters: Notebook!
  • Joe: Notebook, Right, Hey, Sidetable, Do You Have Notebooks for All of Us?
  • Sidetable: Sure, Notebooks for Everyone!
  • All: Wow!
  • Steve: Thanks, Sidetable.
  • Sidetable: Your Welcome.
  • Joe: So...
  • (Song Starts)
  • Joe: To Play Blue's Clues, We Gotta Find Three...
  • Nick Jr. Characters: Pawprints!
  • Steve: Pawprints, One, Two, Three!
  • Joe: And Those are Our...
  • Nick Jr. Characters: Clues!
  • Steve: Our Clues?
  • Nick Jr. Characters: Our Clues!
  • Joe: Then We Put Them in Our...
  • Nick Jr. Characters: Notebooks!
  • All: Cause They're Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues!
  • Steve: You Know What to Do!
  • Joe: Sit Down in Our Thinking Chair, and Think...
  • Steve: Think...
  • Nick Jr. Characters: Think!
  • Joe: Cause When We Use Our Minds...
  • Steve: And Take a Step at a Time...
  • All: We Can Do, Anything...
  • (Blue Jumps into the Screen)
  • All: That We Wanna Do!
  • Joe: Are You Ready to Look for Blue's Clues to Figure Out Who Our Guest Is?
  • Bob: Yeah!
  • Joe: You Will?
  • Beast: Yeah!
  • Steve: Great!
  • Kipper: Let's Go!
  • Maisy: We Are Looking for Blue's Clues.
  • Franklin: We Are Looking for Blue's Clues.
  • The Backyardigans: We Are Looking for Blue's Clues.
  • The Wonder Pets, Ollie, and Buck: I Wonder Where They Are.
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