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This is a transcript for Blue's Clues: Finding Nemo.

  • (Blue's Clues Theme Song & Title Card)
  • (Nick Jr. and Disney Presents)
  • (An Association with Pixar)
  • (Blue's Clues: Finding Nemo)
  • Steve: Hi, There!
  • Joe: Hi!
  • Steve: It's Me, Steve.
  • Joe: And Me, Joe.
  • Blue: (Barks Hi!, I'm Blue!)
  • Mr. Salt: Hello, Hello!, I'm Mr. Salt!, With Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, and Cinnamon!
  • Tickety: Hi!, We're Blue's Friends!
  • Dora: Hola!, We're The Nick Jr. Characters!
  • Steve: Guess What We are Doing!
  • Joe: Right!, Today, We're Going on A Movie!, So, The Movie We're Gonna Be on is Disney and Pixar's...
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters: Finding Nemo!
  • Mailbox: This is Our First Time Being on A Disney and Pixar Film!
  • Steve: You Wanna Come With Us?
  • Joe: Oh!, Great!
  • Little Bill: Hey, Blue!, Can You Get The Finding Nemo Book?
  • Blue: (Barks Yes!, I'll Be Right Back!)
  • (When Blue Got The Book)
  • Blue: (Barks I Got It!)
  • Joe: You Found The Book!, Okay!, On A Count to 3, We'll Skidoo Into The Book!
  • Steve: Ready?
  • Benny, Isa, and Tico: Yeah!
  • Joe: Here We Go!, 1, 2, 3!
  • (Song Starts)
  • Steve: (Singing) Blue Skidoo...
  • Joe: (Singing) We Can, Too!
  • (Song Ends)
  • (Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters Skidooing Into Finding Nemo)
  • Brobee: Wow!
  • Nick Jr. Face: We're Inside Disney and Pixar's "Finding Nemo!"
  • Marlin: Wow.
  • Coral: Mmm.
  • Marlin: Wow.
  • Coral: Mm-hmm.
  • Marlin: Wow.
  • Coral: Yes, Marlin. No, I see it. It's beautiful.
  • Marlin: So, Coral, When you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you'd get the whole ocean, Did you? Huh?
  • Steve: Hey!, Who's Talking Over There?
  • Diego: Marlin!
  • Joe: Marlin?
  • Marlin: [Sighs] Oh, yeah.
  • Steve: Yeah!, It is Marlin!
  • Joe: And Look!, There's Coral!
  • Little Bear: Let's Go Meet Them and say hello.
  • Marlin: A fish can breath out here.
  • Steve: Hi, Marlin!
  • Joe: Hi, Coral!
  • Marlin: Oh!, Hi. Um..., Exuse me. What are your names?
  • Steve: Oh. Hi, Marlin. I'm Steve.
  • Joe: I'm Joe!, Steve's Brother.
  • Blue: (Barks I'm Blue!)
  • Mr. Salt: I'm Mr. Salt. with my shaker family.
  • Slippery: We're Blue's friends.
  • Boots: And we're The Nick Jr. characters.
  • Marlin: Wow. Nice Names.
  • Coral: Nice to meet you.
  • Joe: Nice to meet you, too, Coral.
  • Marlin: So, Coral. Did your man deliever or did de deliever?
  • Coral: My man delievered.
  • Joe: Yeah!
  • Hen: And it wasn't so easy.
  • Coral: Because alot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.
  • Marlin: You better believe they did. Every single one of them.
  • Coral: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.
  • [Chattering and laughing]
  • [Snipping]
  • Oswald: So you do like it, don't you?
  • Coral: No, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But, Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable, with the great schools and the amazing view, and all, but do we really need such space?
  • Marlin: Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about.
  • Henry: They deserve the best.
  • Marlin: Look, look, look. They'll wake up, poke out their heads out, and they see a whale! See, right by their bedroom window.
  • Ruby: Shh. You're gonna wake the kids.
  • Coral: Ruby's right.
  • Marlin: Oh, right, right.
  • Blue: (Barks Aw!)
  • Steve: Look at these little fish eggs!
  • Joe: They look so cute!
  • Coral: Aw, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name all of them.
  • Bob: You wanna name all of them, right now?
  • Marlin: All right, we'll name, uh... this half Marlin Junior and then this half Coral Junior. Okay, we're done.
  • Lofty: We like Nemo.
  • Marlin: Nemo. We'll name one Nemo, but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Junior.
  • Coral: Just think, in a couple of days, we're gonna be parents.
  • Steve: Yeah.
  • Marlin: What if they don't like me?
  • Coral: Marlin.
  • Marlin: No, really.
  • Sidetable: There's only 400 eggs.
  • Mailbox: Odds are, one of them is bound to like you. What?
  • Marlin: Mailbox, you remember how me and Coral met?
  • Coral: Well, I try not to.
  • Mailbox: Well, We remember.
  • Marlin: "Exuse us, miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?"
  • Shovel: Marlin!
  • Marlin: Shovel, you got a little closer because it was wiggling.
  • Coral: Get away, get away!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters: [laughing]
  • Marlin: Here he is. Cutie's here.
  • Big Red Chicken: Where'd everybody go?
  • [Breathing heavily]
  • Steve: Uh-oh!
  • Joe: What animal is that?
  • Little Bill: I think it's a barracuda.
  • [Marlin gasps]
  • Marlin: Coral, get inside the house, Coral. No, Coral, don't.
  • Duck: They'll be fine.
  • Brenda: Just get inside--
  • Marlin: You, right now.
  • [Roars]
  • Blue: (Barks Oh, no!)
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Ow! [Gasping] Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
  • [Roar echoes]
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • [Marlin mutters]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasp] Coral!
  • Marlin: [Panting] Coral? Coral? [Gasps] Coral? Coral? Coral? [Crying] Oh! Oh.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasping]
  • Madame Butterfly: Look, There's another fish egg.
  • Marlin: There, there, there. It's okay. Daddy's here. Daddy's got you. We promise, We will never let anything happen to you: Nemo.
  • [Later the next morning]
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] First day of school! wake up, wake up!
  • Steve: Marlin, wake up!
  • Nemo: First day of school.
  • Beast: Wake up, Marlin.
  • Marlin: I don't want to go to school, five more minutes.
  • Nemo: Not you, Dad. Me.
  • Marlin: Okay. Huh?
  • Nemo: Get up, get up. It's time for school, time for school, time for school, time for school.
  • Maggie: Wake up!
  • Marlin: All right, I'm up.
  • Nemo: Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Whoa!
  • [Thud]
  • Marlin: Nemo!
  • Joe: Nemo!
  • Steve: Where's Nemo?
  • Kipper: Right there!
  • Nemo: First day of school!
  • Marlin: Nemo, don't move. Don't move.
  • Joe: Everybody pull so we can get Nemo out.
  • Maisy: Pull!
  • Nemo: Unh! Unh!
  • Marlin: You'll never get out of there yourself. We'll do it.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Unh!
  • [Pop]
  • Marlin: All right, where's the break? You feel a break?
  • Nemo: No.
  • Franklin: Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid rushes to the area.
  • Marlin: Now any rushing fluids?
  • Nemo: No.
  • Mr. Turtle: Are you woozy?
  • Nemo: No.
  • Steve: How many stripes do you have?
  • Nemo: I'm fine.
  • Bear: Answer the stripe question.
  • Nemo: Three.
  • Marlin: No! See? Something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three-- That's all I have? You're okay. How's the lucky fin?
  • Nemo: Lucky.
  • Marlin: Let's see.
  • [Grunts]
  • Marlin: Are you sure you want to go to school this year? Cause it's just fine if you don't. You can wait 5 or 6 years.
  • Nemo: Come on, Dad. It's time for school.
  • Mr. Owl: Uhh, uhh, uhh, forgot to brush.
  • Nemo: Ohh.
  • Steve: Do you want this anemone to sting you?
  • Nemo: Yes.
  • Pablo and Tyrone: Brush.
  • Nemo: Okay, I'm done.
  • Marlin: Ah, you missed a spot.
  • Nemo: Where?
  • Joe: There.
  • Marlin: [Laughs] Right there. And here and there.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Nemo: [laughing}
  • [Music playing]
  • Marlin: All right, we're excited. The first day of school. Here we go.
  • Joe: We're ready to learn and get some knowledge.
  • Steve: Now, Nemo, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
  • Nemo: It's not safe.
  • Mr. Salt: That's Marlin's boy.
  • Marlin: First, we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out, and back in. And then we go out, and back in. And then one more time, out and back in. And sometimes, if you want to do it four times--
  • Nemo: Dad...
  • Linny: Come on, Marlin.
  • Marlin: Okay, come on, boy.
  • Nemo: Dad, Maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
  • Marlin: I highly doubt that.
  • Jack: Have you ever met a shark?
  • Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
  • Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
  • Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
  • Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says that sea turtles live to be about 100 years old.
  • Mary: Wow! That's big.
  • Marlin: You know what, if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the shark, Okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, wait to cross. Hold my fin. Hold my fin.
  • Nemo: Dad, you're not going to freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Hey, that snail was about to charge.
  • Sportacus: Hmm, I wonder where we're supposed to go.
  • Fishes: Bye, Mom.
  • Mother Fish: I'll pick you up after school.
  • [2 Fish take Crab's shell]
  • 2 Fish: [laughing]
  • Crab: Come on, you guys, stop it! Give it back!
  • Steve: Come on, Nemo. We'll try over here.
  • [Laughing]
  • Joe: Exuse us, is this where we meet his teacher?
  • Bob: Well, look who's out of the anemone.
  • Marlin: Yes. Shocking, I know.
  • Bob: Marty, right?
  • Marlin: Marlin.
  • Bob: Bob.
  • Ted: Ted.
  • Bill: Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.
  • Ted: Yeah.
  • Bob: Yeah.
  • Stephanie: Yeah, Marlin. Tell them a joke.
  • Marlin: Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than any other fish.
  • Bill: Aw. Come on, clownie.
  • Ted: Yeah. Do something funny.
  • Bob: Yeah.
  • Stingy: Just one joke.
  • Marlin: All right. I know one joke. There's a mollusk, see? And he swims up to a sea-- He dosen't swim up, he runs up. Actually, the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place, and then the sea cucumber... Well, they--I'm mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were swimming, so forget that I--
  • Bob: Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johannsen's yard now!
  • Sheldon: Whoa!
  • Mr. Johannsen: All right, you kids! Ooh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Ooh, where'd you go?
  • Nemo: Dad. Dad, can I go play, too? Can I?
  • Marlin: I would feel better if you'd go play over on the sponge beds.
  • [Squishing]
  • [Thud]
  • [Cries]
  • Steve: That's where Marlin would play.
  • Pearl: What's wrong with his fin?
  • Tad: He looks funny.
  • Sheldon: Ow! Hey, what'd I do? What'd I do?
  • Bob: Be nice. It's his first time at school.
  • Marlin: He was born with it, kids.
  • Joe: We call it his lucky fin.
  • Nemo: Dad...
  • Pearl: See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other ones. But you can't really tell, especially when I twirl like this.
  • Sheldon: I'm H-2-O intolerant. Ah-choo!
  • Tad: I'm obnoxious.
  • (Song Starts)
  • Mr. Ray: (Singing) Oh! Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the open sea!
  • Kids: Mr. Ray!
  • Sheldon: Come on, Nemo.
  • Steve: Oh. You better stay with us.
  • Mr. Ray: (Singing) Mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic, all the rest are too deep for you and me to see!
  • (Song Ends)
  • Mr. Ray: Huh. I wonder where my class has gone?
  • Kids: We're under here!
  • Mr. Ray: Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers.
  • (Song Starts)
  • Mr. Ray: (Singing) Oh, knowledge exploring is, oh, so lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical.
  • (Song Ends)
  • Nemo: Guys, you can go now.
  • Mr. Ray: Hello. Who is this?
  • Nemo: I'm Nemo.
  • Mr. Ray: Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.
  • Nemo: Okay.
  • Mr. Ray: You live in what kind of home?
  • Nemo: An anemon-none. An nememem-menome.
  • Mr. Ray: Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers.
  • Marlin: Just so you know, he's got a little fin. We find he's having trouble swimming, We let him take a break, 10, 15 minutes.
  • Nemo: [Offsceeen] Guys, it's time for you to go now.
  • Mr. Ray: Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. Okay, class, optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our superaseophogeal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
  • Jimmy: [Offscreen] Aw, man!
  • Marlin: Bye, Nemo!
  • Nemo: Bye, Guys!
  • Marlin: Bye, son!
  • Miss Spider: Be safe.
  • Bob: Hey, you're all doing pretty well for a first-timer.
  • Marlin: Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
  • Bill: You know, I had a tough time with my oldest out at the drop off.
  • Marlin: They just got to grow up--
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: The drop off?!
  • Holley: They're going to the drop off?!
  • Marlin: What are you, insane?!
  • Steve: Why don't we just fry them up now and serve them with chips?!
  • Bob: Hey, Characters, calm down.
  • Marlin: Don't tell us to be calm, pony boy!
  • Bob: Pony boy?
  • Bill: You know, for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.
  • Ted: Pity.
  • Mr. Ray: (Singing) Oh! Let's name the species, the species, the species! Let's name the species that live in the sea!
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] Whoa!
  • Mr. Ray: (Singing) There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrosa, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me! Come on, sing with me. (Singing) Oh! [Continues singing indisitinctly]
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Mr. Ray: Just the girls this time. (Singing) Oh, seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun, it makes it ls food. OK, the drop off. All right, kids, feel free to explore, but stay close. [Gasps] Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather.
  • [All gasp]
  • Mr. Ray: An entire ecosystem contained in one infitesimal speck. There are as many protein pairs contained in this...
  • Tad: Come on, Let's go.
  • Mr. Ray: Come on, sing with me! (Singing) There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctemopora, bryozoas, three.
  • Nemo: Hey, guys, wait up! Whoa. Cool.
  • Tad: Saved your live!
  • Pearl: Aw, you guys made me ink!
  • [Both laugh]
  • Nemo: What's that?
  • Tad: [Offscreen] I know what that is. Oh, oh, Sandy Plankton saw one. He ca... He said it was called a... a butt.
  • Nemo: Whoa.
  • Pearl: Wow. That's a pretty big butt.
  • [Water bubbles]
  • Sheldon: Oh, look at me. I'm going to go touch the butt. Ah-choo! Whoa!
  • Kids: Ha ha ha!
  • Sheldon: Oh, yeah? Let's see you get closer.
  • Pearl: Okay. Beat that!
  • Tad: Come on, Nemo! How far can you go?
  • Nemo: Oh, um, my dad says it's not safe.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Nemo! No!
  • Nemo: Guys?
  • Marlin: You're about to swim into open water!
  • Nemo: No, I wasn't gonna go!
  • Steve: It's just a good thing we were here.
  • DJ Lance: If we hadn't shown up--
  • Pearl: Guys, he wasn't gonna go!
  • Tad: Yeah, he was too afraid!
  • Nemo: No, I wasn't!
  • Steve: This does not concern you, kids.
  • Marlin: And you're lucky we don't tell your parents who were out there.
  • Mr. Salt: You know you can't swim well!
  • Nemo: I can swim fine, Mr. Salt, Okay?
  • Mr. Salt: No, it's not okay. You shouldn't be anymore near here.
  • Steve: Okay, We were right. You know what? You'll start school in a year or two.
  • Nemo: No, guys! Just because you're all scared of the ocean--
  • Plex: Clearly, you're not ready and you're not coming back until you are.
  • Joe: You think you can do these things.
  • Marlin: But you just can't, Nemo!
  • Nemo: I hate you.
  • Mr. Ray: (Singing) There's... Nothing to see. Gather. Uh, Over there. Exuse me. Is there anything I can do? I am a scientist, guys, is there any problem?
  • Marlin: We're sorry. We didn't mean to interrupt things.
  • Kai-Lan: He isn't a good swimmer.
  • Pail: We just think it's a little too soon for him to be out here unsupervised.
  • Mr. Ray: [Offscreen] Well, I can assure you, he's quite safe with me.
  • Marlin: Look. We're sure he is.
  • Steve: But you have a large class.
  • Mrs. Pepper: And he can get lost, you know, from sight if you're not looking.
  • Joe: And we're not saying you're not looking.
  • Becky: Oh, my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea!
  • Marlin: [Gasps] Nemo!
  • Steve: What do you think you're doing?
  • Ye-Ye: You're gonna get stuck out there and we're gonna have to get you before another fish does!
  • Joe: Get back here!
  • Hoho: We said get back here now!
  • Marlin: Stop!
  • Stompy: You take one more move, mister...
  • Marlin: Don't! Don't you dare!
  • Wubbzy: If you put one fin on that boat...
  • Widget: Are you listening to us?
  • Marlin: Don't touch the bo...
  • [Nemo touches the boat]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasp]
  • Marlin: Nemo!
  • Tad: [Whispering] He touched the butt.
  • Marlin: You just paddle your little tail right back here, Nemo!
  • Joe: That's right!
  • Steve: You are in big trouble, Nemo!
  • Bot: Do you hear us? Big...
  • [Respirator hisses]
  • Blue: (Barks Big...)
  • Pearl: Aah!
  • Nemo: [Gasps] Aah! Guys, Help me!
  • Joe: We're coming, Nemo!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasping]
  • Pearl: Aah!
  • Mr. Ray: Get under me, kids!
  • Nemo: Aah! Oh! No! Guys! Daddy!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Panting] Oh!
  • Marlin: Nemo! [Panting] Unh.
  • Steve: Nemo!
  • Oobi: Nemo, no!
  • Marlin: Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters: No!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Aah!
  • Marlin: [Panting] No! Uhh. Nemo! Nemo!
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • [Nemo moaning]
  • Diver: Whoa! Hold on!
  • [Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin panting]
  • Marlin: Oh, no. No. No, it's gone!
  • Uma: It's gone!
  • Shane: No, no, it can't be gone!
  • David: No, no!
  • Marlin: Nemo!
  • Steve: Nemo!
  • Joe: Nemo!
  • Marlin: No! [Inhales] Nemo! Nemo!
  • Ms. Foil: No! No, please, no!
  • Schmuzzles: No! No!
  • Marlin: [Panting] Has anybody seen a boat?
  • Steve: Please! A white boat!
  • Joe: They took Marlin's son!
  • Marlin: My son!
  • Blue: (Barks Help us, please.)
  • Dory: Look out!
  • Steve: What?
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Ooh. Ohh.
  • Dory: Ohh. Oh, oh. Sorry. I didn't see you. Guys? Are you all okay?
  • Joe: He's gone, he's gone.
  • Dory: There, there. It's all right.
  • Mailbox: He's gone.
  • Dory: It'll be okay.
  • Marlin: No, no. They took him away! We have to find the boat!
  • Dory: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat!
  • Natalie: You have?
  • Dory: Mm-hmm. And it passed by not too long ago.
  • Bryan: A white one?
  • Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
  • Binyah Binyah: Where? Which way?
  • Dory: Oh, oh, oh, oh. It went, um..., this way! It went this way! Follow me!
  • Steve: Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much!
  • Dory: No problem.
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • [Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin following Dory]
  • Marlin: [Panting, offscreen] Hey... Wait!
  • [Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin still following Dory]
  • Dory: Will you guys quit it?
  • Blue: (Barks What?)
  • Dory: I'm trying to swim here. What ocean big isn't big enough for you all or some like that? You got a problem, guys? Huh? Huh? Do you? Do you? Do you? You want a piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared, now! What?
  • Periwinkle: Wait a minute.
  • Dory: Stop following me, Okay?
  • Marlin: What are you talking about?
  • Twist: You're showing us which way the boat went!
  • Dory: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago. It went, um..., this way! It went this way! Follow me!
  • Marina: Wait a minute!
  • Pinky: Wait a minute!
  • Steve: What is going on?
  • Marlin: You already told us which way the boat was going!
  • Dory: I did? Oh, no.
  • Tyler: If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny.
  • Marlin: And I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
  • Dory: No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm... I'm so sorry. See, I... I suffer from short-term memory loss.
  • Joe: Short-term memory loss.
  • Steve: We don't believe this.
  • Dory: No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least, I think it does. Um, hmm. Where are they? Can I help you?
  • Marlin: Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting our time. We have to find my son.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasp]
  • Bruce: Hello.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters: Ohh.
  • Dory: Well, hi!
  • Bruce: Name's Bruce. It's all right. I understand. Why trust a shark, right? [Laughs], So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh?
  • Molly: Nothing. We're not doing anything.
  • Gil: We're not even out.
  • Bruce: Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm having?
  • Dory: You mean, like a party?
  • Bruce: Yeah, right. A party. What do you say?
  • Dory: Oh, I love parties. That sounds like fun.
  • Marlin: You know, parties are fun, and it's tempting, but we can't--
  • Bruce: Oh, come on, I insist.
  • Steve: [Offscreen] Okay. That's all that matters.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
  • Bruce: [Offscreen] [Laughs], Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasping, offscreen] Oh. Ohh.
  • Bruce: Anchor! Chum!
  • Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally.
  • Bruce: We got company.
  • Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate.
  • Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and I'm still starving.
  • Anchor: We almost had a freezing frenzy.
  • Chum: Come on, let's get this over with.
  • [Bell rings]
  • Bruce: [Offscreen] Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, Dory, Bruce, Anchor, and Chum: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
  • Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins.
  • Chum: Dolphins? Yeah. They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin. Let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"
  • Bruce: Right, then. Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a Fish Friend. Now, do you all have your friends?
  • Anchor: Got mine.
  • [Hyperventilating]
  • Dory: Hey, there.
  • Bruce: How about you, Chum?
  • Chum: Oh, I...seem to have misplaced my friend.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasp]
  • Bruce: [Offscreen] That's all right, Chum. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
  • Chum: Oh, thanks, mate. A Little Chum for Chum, eh?
  • Bruce: [Offscreen] I'll start the testimonies. Hello. My name is Bruce.
  • Anchor and Chum: Hello, Bruce.
  • Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish. On my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
  • Chum: You're an inspiration to all of us!
  • Anchor: Amen.
  • [Grunts]
  • Bruce: Right, then. Who's next?
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh, oh. Pick me, pick me, pick me.
  • Bruce: Yes. The little Shelia down in front.
  • Dory: Whoo!
  • Bruce: Come on up here.
  • Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
  • Bruce, Anchor, and Chum: Hello, Dory.
  • Dory: And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
  • Chum: Hey, that's incredible.
  • Bruce: Good on you, mate.
  • Dory: [Sighs] I'm glad I got that off my chest.
  • Bruce: All right, anyone else? Hello, how about you guys, mate? What's your problem?
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Us? We don't... We don't have a problem.
  • Bruce: Oh, Okay.
  • Bruce, Anchor, and Chum: Denial.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Aah!
  • Bruce: [Offscreen] Just start with your names.
  • Marlin: Okay, Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish.
  • Chum: A clownfish? Really?
  • Bruce: Go on! Tell us a joke!
  • Chum: Oh, I love jokes!
  • Marlin: Well, we actually do know one that's pretty good.
  • Mr. Grouper: Um, there was this mollusk, and he walks up to the sea cucumber.
  • Cat: Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers.
  • Steve: But in a joke, everyone talks.
  • Marlin: So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] Daddy!
  • Joe: Nemo!
  • Chum: Nemo! [Laughs] Nemo! I don't get it.
  • Bruce: For a clownfish, he's not that funny.
  • Marlin: No, no, no, no. He's my son.
  • Moose A. Moose: He was taken by divers.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, my. You poor guys.
  • Chum: Humans! Think they own everything.
  • Anchor: Probably American!
  • Bruce: Now, there is a father with characters-- Looking for his little boy.
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] What do these markings mean?
  • Bruce: [Sobs] I never knew my father!
  • Anchor: Group hug.
  • Chum: Come here. We're all mates here, mate.
  • Steve: We can't read Human.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Well, then, we got to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look, Sharks!
  • Marlin: No, no, no, Dory!
  • Dory: Hey, guys, guys!
  • Moose A. Moose: No, no, no, Dory!
  • Dory: Hey, that's mine! Give it to me!
  • Joe: Dory!
  • Dory: Gimme! Ow!
  • Nick Jr. Face: Oh, we're sorry. Are you okay?
  • Dory: Ow, ow, ow.
  • Piper O'Possum: We're so sorry.
  • Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
  • Steve: Ohh.
  • Dory: Ow, ow, ow.
  • Bruce: Dory, are you oka--Ohh. Ohh, that's good.
  • Anchor and Chum: Intervention!
  • Bruce: Just a bite!
  • Anchor: Hold it together, mate!
  • Chum: Remember, Bruce, fish are friends, not food!
  • Bruce: Food!
  • Steve: Everybody, look out!
  • Dory: Aah!
  • Bruce: I'm having fish tonight!
  • Chum: Remember the steps, mate! Remember the steps!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Marlin: Whoa!
  • Dory: Aah!
  • Bruce: Just one bite!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Scream]
  • [Clanking]
  • Marlin: There's no way out!
  • Mrs. Pepper: There's gotta be a way to escape!
  • [Clanging]
  • Dory: Who is it?
  • Steve: Dory, help us find a way out!
  • Dory: Sorry. You'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape!
  • [Clang]
  • Joe: Okay, there's no way out!
  • Sidetable: There's gotta be a way out!
  • Dory: Look. Here's something. "Es-cap-e." I wonder what that means. It's funny. It's spelled just like the word "escape."
  • Marlin: Let's go!
  • Dory: Aah!
  • Bruce: Here's Brucey!
  • Mailbox: Wait a minute. You can read?
  • Dory: I can read? That's right! I can read!
  • Mr. Salt: Well, then, here! Read this now!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Bruce: Ohh!
  • Anchor: He really dosen't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
  • Chum: [Offscreen] Don't fall off the wagon!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • [Roars]
  • Marlin: Oh, no, it's blocked!
  • [Grunting]
  • Anchor: No, Bruce, focus!
  • Chum: Sorry about, Bruce, mate!
  • Anchor: He's really a nice guy!
  • Joe: We need to get that mask!
  • Dory: You want that mask? Okay.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: No, no, no, no, no, no!
  • Dory: Whoo!
  • Tickety: Quick, grab the mask! Grab it!
  • [Snarls]
  • Anchor: Oh, no. Bruce?
  • Bruce: [Sniffs] What?
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Bruce: [Gasps] Swim away! Swim away!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Aw, is the party over?
  • [Dink, boom]
  • [Explosions]
  • [Plop]
  • Pelican: Nice.
  • [Splash]
  • Nemo: Dad? [Panting] Guys? Huh?
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Nemo: Aah! Uhh!
  • [Tapping glass]
  • Nemo: Uhh! [Panting]
  • Dentist: Barbara.
  • Barbara: Uh-huh?
  • Dentist: Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I'm going to need a few more cotton rolls.
  • Barbara: [Offscreen] Okay.
  • Dentist: Hello, little fella.
  • Nemo: Aah!
  • Dentist: [Laughs] Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef, and I saved him. So, has that Novocaine kicked in yet?
  • Patient: [Offscreen] I think so. We're ready to roll.
  • Nemo: [Gasps]
  • Bubbles: Bubbles! [Muttering] My bubbles!
  • Peach: He likes bubbles!
  • Nemo: Aah! Ohh! No! Uhh!
  • [Fish murmuring]
  • [Whimpering]
  • Jacques: Bonjour.
  • Nemo: Aah!
  • Bloat: Whoa. Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about.
  • Deb: Oh, he's scared to death.
  • Nemo: I want to go home. Do you know where my dad is?
  • Peach: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
  • Nemo: Pet store?
  • Bloat: Yeah, you know, like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
  • Gurgle: Pet Palace.
  • Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.
  • Deb: Mail order.
  • Peach: Ebay.
  • Gurgle: So, which one is it?
  • Nemo: I'm from the ocean.
  • Gurgle: Ah, the ocean. The ocean? Aah! Aah! Aah! He hasn't been decontaminated yet. Jacques!
  • Jacques: Oui.
  • Gurgle: Clean him!
  • Jacques: Oui.
  • Gurgle: Ocean.
  • Jacques: Ooh, la mer. Bon.
  • [Accordion music playing]
  • Jacques: Voila. He is clean. [Pop]
  • Bubbles: Wow. The big blue. What's it like?
  • Nemo: Big and blue?
  • Bubbles: I knew it.
  • Deb: If there's anything you need, just ask your Auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, yoh can talk to my sister Flo. Hi. How are you? Don't listen to anything my sister says. She's nuts. Ha ha ha ha!
  • Peach: [Muffled] We got a live one.
  • Bloat: Can't hear you, Peach.
  • Peach: I said we got a live one.
  • Bloat: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
  • Gurgle: Yes!
  • Deb: What do we got?
  • Peach: Root canal, and boy the looks of those x-rays, it's nog going to be pretty.
  • [Drill whines]
  • Patient: Ow!
  • Bloat: Robert dam and clamp installed?
  • Peach: Yep.
  • Gurgle: What did he use to open?
  • Peach: Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favore that one lately.
  • Deb: Oh, I can't see, Flo.
  • Patient: You're getting a little too--Aah!
  • Peach: [Offscreen] Now he's doing the Schilder technique.
  • Bloat: [Offscreen] He's using a Hedstrom file.
  • Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file. That's a K-Flex.
  • Bloat: It has a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrom.
  • Gurgle: No, no, K-Flex.
  • Bloat: Hedstrom.
  • Gurgle: K-Flex!
  • Bloat: Hedstrom! There I go. A little help, over here.
  • Deb: [Offscreen] I'll go deflate him.
  • [Deflates]
  • Dentist: [Offscreen] All right. Go ahead and rinse.
  • Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
  • [Thud]
  • Peach: Hey, Nigel.
  • Nigel: What did I miss in my life?
  • Peach: [Offscreen] Root canal, and it's a doozy.
  • Nigel: Root canal? What did he use to open?
  • Peach: Gater-Glidden drill.
  • Nigel: He's been favoring that one. Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the portal terminus. Hello. Who's this?
  • Deb: New guy. [Laughs]
  • Gurgle: The dentist took him off the reef.
  • Nigel: An outie. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
  • Dentist: Hey! No, no, no, no! They're not your fish. They're my fish. Come on, go. Go on, shoo, shoo! Aw, the picture broke. This here's Darla. She's my niece. She's going to be eight this week. Hey, little fella. Say hello to your new mummy. She's gonna be here Friday to pick you up. You're her present. Shh, shh, shh. It's our little secret. Well, Mr. Tucker, while that sets up, I'm going to see a man about a wallaby.
  • Bloat: Oh, Darla.
  • Nemo: What? What's wrong with her?
  • Gurgle: [Offscreen] She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.
  • Bubbles: [Offscreen] Poor Chuckles.
  • Deb: He was her present last year.
  • Bloat: [Offscreen] Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.
  • [Toilet flushes]
  • Peach: [Offscreen] She's a fish killer!
  • Nemo: I can't go with that girl! I have to get back to my dad! Aah! Daddy! Help me!
  • Deb: Oh, he's stuck.
  • Gill: [Offscreen] Nobody touch him. Nobody touch him.
  • [Nemo grunting]
  • Nemo: Can you help me?
  • Gill: No. You got yourself in there. You can get yourself out.
  • Deb: Gill--
  • Gill: I want to see him do it. OK? Calm down. Alternate wiggling your fins and your tail.
  • Nemo: I can't. I have a bad fin.
  • Gill: Never stopped me.
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Nemo: [Gasps]
  • Gill: Just think about what you need to do.
  • [Grunting]
  • Bloat: Come on.
  • [Nemo comes out]
  • Gill: Perfect.
  • Bubbles: Yay!
  • Bloat: You did it!
  • Deb: Good squirming. [Laughs]
  • Peach: Wow. From the ocean, just like you, Gill.
  • Gill: Yeah.
  • Peach: [Chuckles] I've seen that look before. What are you thinking about?
  • Gill: I'm thinking, tonight, we give the kid a proper reception.
  • Bloat: So, kid, you got a name or what?
  • Nemo: Nemo. I'm Nemo.
  • Marlin: Nemo. Nemo.
  • [Dory snoring]
  • Dory: [Mutters, offscreen] Are you gonna eat that?
  • [Metal creaking]
  • [Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory snoring]
  • Dory: Careful with that hanmer.
  • Marlin: Huh?
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Steve: [Panting] No, no. What does it say? Dory?
  • Dory: [Offscreen] A sea monkey has my money.
  • Slippery: Wake up. Get up.
  • Joe: Come on. Get up.
  • Blue: (Barks Come on!)
  • Dory: Yes, I'm a natural blue.
  • Marlin: Get up!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Look out! Sharks eat fish! Aah!
  • Shovel and Pail: Dory!
  • [Rumbling]
  • Dory: Aah!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Aah!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Dory: [Gasps] Aah!
  • [Loud thud]
  • [Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory coughing]
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Wow. Dusty.
  • Periwinkle: [Offscreen] The mask. Where's the mask?
  • [Water bubbles]
  • Joe: No! No, not the mask! Get it! Get the mask! Get the mask! Get it!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Panting]
  • Dory: [Singing] Hoo doot doo doot doo doot. Whoo-hoo! La, la, la, la, la, la. Just keeps going on, dosen't it? Echo! Echo! Hey, what you doing?
  • Marlin: It's gone.
  • Dora: We've lost the mask.
  • Dory: Did you guys drop it?
  • Boots: You dropped it!
  • Marlin: That was my only chance of finding my son. Now it's gone.
  • Dory: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills, when life gets you down, know what you got to do?
  • Benny: We don't know what you gotta do.
  • Dory: (Singing) Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
  • Steve: Dory, no singing.
  • Dory: [Singing] Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
  • Joe: Dory.
  • Dory: [Singing] I love to swim.
  • Blue: (Barks Dory.)
  • Dory: [Singing] When you want to swim!
  • Marlin: See, we're going to get stuck now with that song.
  • Isa: Now it's in our heads.
  • Dory: Sorry.
  • Marlin: Dory, do you see anything?
  • Dory: Aah! Something's got me.
  • Tico: That was us. We're sorry.
  • Dory: [Gasps] Who's that?
  • Diego: Who's that? Who could it be? It's us.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Are... Are you guys my conscience?
  • Steve: [Offscreen] Yeah, yeah. We're your conscience.
  • Joe: [Offscreen] We haven't spoken for a while.
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] How are you?
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Hmm. Can't complain.
  • Baby Jaguar: (Meows Yeah? Good.)
  • Marlin: Now, Dory, we want you to tell us.
  • Steve: Do you see anything?
  • Dory: I see a...I see a light.
  • Joe: A light?
  • Dory: Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
  • Marlin: No. We see it, too.
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Little Bill: What is it?
  • Dory: It's so pretty.
  • Marlin: We're feeling...happy.
  • Grumpy Old Troll: Which is a big deal.
  • Big Red Chicken: For us.
  • Dory: I want to touch it. Oh.
  • Marlin: Ohh.
  • Bobby: Hey, come back. Come on back here.
  • Dory: [Singing] I'm gonna get you.
  • Azul: We wanna get you.
  • Dory: [Singing] I'm gonna get you.
  • April: We wanna swim with you.
  • Dory: [Singing] We're gonna get you.
  • Map: [Singing] We're gonna be your best friend.
  • Backpack: Good feeling's gone.
  • [Roars]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Steve: We can't see!
  • Joe: We don't know where we're going!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Haah!
  • Marlin: The mask!
  • Dory: What mask? Okay, I can't see a thing.
  • [Roars]
  • Blue: (Barks Oh, gee.)
  • Dory: Hey, look, a mask.
  • Sidetable: Read it!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] I'm sorry, but if you could just bring a little closer, I kind of need the light. That's great. Keep it right there.
  • Mailbox: Just read it!
  • Dory: Okay, Okay. Mr. Bossy. Uh, "P." Okay. "P. Sher... Sher--P. Sher--" P. Sher? "P.--"
  • [Roars]
  • Dory: Oh. The first line's "P. Sherman."
  • Little Bear: "P. Sherman" doesn't make any sense!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Okay. Second line. "42."
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Don't eat us. Don't eat us. Whoa!
  • [Roars]
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Light, please!
  • [Muffled screaming]
  • Dory: [Offscreen] "Walla--walla--"
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Waah! Waah! Waah!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] The second line's "42 Wallaby Way."
  • Steve: [Offscreen] That's great. Just finish up here. Speed read.
  • Joe: Take a guess. No pressure. No problem. There's a lot of pressure. Pressure! Take a guess now with pressure!
  • Dory: "Sydney"! It's "Sydney!"
  • Emily: Duck!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Aah!
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] We're dead. We're dead, we're dead, we're dead. We died. We're dead.
  • [Groaning]
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • [Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin laughing]
  • Marlin: Whoo-hoo!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: (Singing) We did it, we did it! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, whoo!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: (Singing) Eating here tonight!
  • Dory: (Singing) No, no, no, eating here tonight!
  • Oswald: Dory.
  • Dory: (Singing) You on a diet.
  • Henry: Dory! So, what did it say? What did the mask say?
  • Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [Gasps] I remembered what'd it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time!
  • Marlin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Now where is that?
  • Dory: I don't know. But who cares? [Laughs] I remembered.
  • [Roars]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it, again!
  • [Ship's horn blows]
  • [Buoy rings]
  • Jacques: [Offscreen] Psst. Nemo.
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] Mmm...
  • Jacques: (Singing) Nemo.
  • Nemo: Huh?
  • Jacques: Suivez-moi. Follow me.
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • [Fish chanting]
  • Fish: [Offscreen] Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha.
  • The Fish Tank Gang: Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ho ha. Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo ho ho wahoo ha hee! Ha ho wahee ha ho ho ho! Hoo!
  • [Music stops]
  • Gill: State your name.
  • Nemo: Nemo.
  • Gill: Brother Bloat, proceed.
  • Bloat: Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth, to summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie, to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood.
  • Nemo: Huh?
  • Peach: We want you in our club, kid.
  • Nemo: Really?
  • Bloat: If you are able to swim through the Ring of Fire! [Echoes] Turn on the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire! You said you could do it. The Ring of Fire!
  • [Chanting]
  • Bubbles: Bubbles, bubbles, let me--Oh!
  • The Fish Tank Gang: Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho.
  • Peach: Isn't there another way? He's just a boy!
  • [Wailing]
  • [Chanting gets faster and louder]
  • [Thump]
  • [Chanting stops]
  • Gill: From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait.
  • The Fish Tank Gang: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
  • Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait.
  • The Fish Tank Gang: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
  • Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.
  • Gurgle: Sharkbait! Ooh...ba-ba-do.
  • Gill: Okay, Sharkbait's one of us now, agreed?
  • The Fish Tank Gang: Agreed.
  • Gill: We can't send him to his death. Darla's coming in five days. So, whart are we going to do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do, we're gonna get him out of here. We're gonna help him escape.
  • Nemo: Escape? Really?
  • Gill: We're all gonna escape.
  • Gurgle: Gill, please. Not another escape plan.
  • Deb: Sorry, but they just never work.
  • Bloat: Yeah, why should this be any different?
  • Gill: Because we've got him.
  • Nemo: Me?
  • Gill: You see that filter?
  • Nemo: Yeah.
  • Gill: You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take a pebble inside there, and jam the gears. You do that and this tank's gonna get filthier and filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist'll have to clean the tank himself, and when he does, he'll take us out of the tank, put us in in individual baggies, then we'll roll ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor! It's foolproof. Who's with me?
  • Bloat: Aye!
  • Jacques: Aye!
  • Deb: Aye!
  • Bubbles: Aye!
  • Gurgle: I think you're nuts.
  • [Sighs]
  • Gurgle: No offense, kid, but you're not the best swimmer.
  • Gill: He's fine. He can do this. So, Sharkbait, what do you think?
  • Nemo: Let's do it.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] I'm going to put P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you ask where I'm going, I'll tell you that's where I'm going. It's P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Excuse us. Excuse us. Hi. Do you know how to get-- Hello? Whoa. Wait, wait. Can you tell us-- Hey! Hold it! We're trying to talk to you! Fella, come back here. One quick question. We need to-- And they're gone again.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell you again. I don't get tired of it--
  • Mr. Salt: Okay, All right.
  • Dory: Huh?
  • Steve: Here's the thing.
  • Dory: Uh-huh.
  • Johnny Snowman: We just think it's the best if we carry on from here by... by ourselves.
  • Dory: Okay.
  • Joe: You know, alone.
  • Dory: Uh-huh.
  • Marlin: Without--without-- I mean, not without you. It's just-- But we don't want you...with us.
  • Dory: Huh?
  • Ruby: Are we... We don't want to hurt your feelings.
  • Dory: You want me to leave?
  • Spud: Well, We mean, not--Yes.
  • Steve: We just can't afford any more delays, and you're one of those fish that cause delays.
  • Marlin: And sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're delay fish.
  • Dory: You mean... [Whimpers] You mean you guys don't like me?
  • Wendy: No, of course we like you. It's because we like you we don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
  • Dory: Ohh! [Crying]
  • Marlin: Oh, don't cry. We like you.
  • Fish School Leader: Hey, you! Lady, is this guy bothering you?
  • Dory: Um...I don't remember. Were you?
  • Steve: No, no, no, no, no. We're just-- Do you guys know how we can get to--
  • Fish School Leader: Look, pal, we're talking to the lady, not you. Hey, hey. You like impressions?
  • Dory: [Sniffles] Mm-hmm.
  • Fish School Leader: Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. So what are we? Take a guess.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh. I've seen one of those.
  • Fish School Leader: I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.
  • Dory: Wait, wait, um--
  • Marlin: It's a swordfish!
  • Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Hey, clown boy, let the lady guess. Where's the butter?
  • Dory: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue!
  • Joe: [Coughs] Lobster.
  • Fish School Leader: Saw that! Lots of legs! Live in the ocean.
  • Dory: Clam!
  • Fish School Leader: Close enough! Oh, it's a whale of a tale. I'll tell you, lad...
  • Dory: They're good.
  • Marlin: Will somebody please give us directions?!
  • Fish School Leader: "Will somebody please give us directions?!"
  • Dory: [Laughing]
  • Hamilton: We're serious!
  • Fish School Leader: "Blah blah blah, me, me, blah! Blah blah blah, me, me, me!"
  • Marlin: Thank you.
  • Dory: Oh, dear. Hey! Hey, come back! Hey, what's the matter?
  • Joe: What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, We are miles from home with a fish that can't even remember her name!
  • Dory: I bet that's frustrating.
  • Marlin: Meanwhile, my son is out there.
  • Dory: Your son Chico?
  • Kipper: Nemo?
  • Dory: Right.
  • Marlin: But it doesn't matter because no fish is this entire ocean is going to help us.
  • Dory: Well, I'm helping you. Wait right here. Guys!
  • Fish School Leader: What, are they bothering you again?
  • Dory: No, no. He's a good guy. Go easy on him. He's lost his son Fabio. Any of yoh heard of P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
  • Fish School Leader: Sydeny? Oh, sure! [Choir sings] Why, Ted here's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Ted? Sure do!
  • Dory: Oh! Hey! They know Sydney!
  • [Gasps]
  • Dory: You wouldn't know how to get there, would you?
  • Fish School Leader: What you want to follow the E.A.C. That's the East Australian Current. Big current. Can't miss it. It's in...that direction. And then you follow that for about... I don't know. What do you guys think? About three leagues? That little baby will put you right last Sydney. Ta-da!
  • Marlin: That's great! That's great! Dory, you did it!
  • Dory: Oh, please, I'm just your little helper. Helping along. That's me.
  • Maisy: Listen, fellas, thank you.
  • Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Don't mention it! Just loosen up, Okay, buddy?
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, you guys. You really nailed him. Bye.
  • Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Oh, hey, ma'am. One more thing.
  • Dory: Yes.
  • Fish School Leader: When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Trench, through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up, partners! Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! I gotta... I gotta tell you something. Whoa. Nice trench. Hello! [Echoing] Okay, let's go.
  • Maisy: No, no. Bad trench.
  • Steve: Come on, we're gonna swim over this thing.
  • Dory: Whoa, whoa, partners. Little red flag going up. Something's telling me to swim through it, not over it.
  • Franklin: Are you looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.
  • Dory: I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should swim through.
  • Beaver: And we're really, really done talking about this.
  • Goose: Over we go.
  • Dory: Come on, trust me on this.
  • Blue: (Barks Trust you?)
  • Dory: Yes, trust. It's what friends do.
  • Uniqua: Look! Something shiny!
  • Dory: Where?
  • Ming-Ming: Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it!
  • Dory: Okay! Boy, it sure is clear up here.
  • Tuck: Exactly.
  • Steve: And look at that, there's the current.
  • Marlin: We should be there in no time.
  • Dory: Hey, little guy.
  • Joe: You wanted to go through the trench.
  • Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [Baby talk]
  • [Zap]
  • Dory: Ow!
  • Jack: Dory, that's a jellyfish!
  • Dory: Bad Squishy, bad Squishy!
  • Marlin: Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get away! Let us see that.
  • Dory: Don't touch it, don't touch it.
  • Steve: We're not gonna touch it. We just want to look.
  • Dory: Hey! How come it didn't sting you?
  • Marlin: It did. It's just that--
  • Dory: Ow! Ow! Ow!
  • Joe: Hold still. We live in this anemone, and We're used to these kind of stings.
  • Dory: Ow! Ow! Ow!
  • Sportacus: It doesn't look bad. You're gonna be fine. But now we know, don't we that we don't want to touch these again. Let's be thankful this time it was just a little one.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Gasp]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin and Dory: [Scream]
  • Ziggy: Don't move, This is bad, Dory.
  • Dory: Hey, watch this! Boing! Boing!
  • Blue: (Barks Dory!)
  • Dory: (Singing) You can't catch me!
  • Miss Spider: Dory! Don't bounce on the tops! They will...not sting you!
  • Squirt: The tops don't sting you! That's it!
  • Dory: Two in a row! Beat that!
  • Marlin: Dory, listen to us. We have an idea, a game.
  • Dory: A game?
  • Shimmer: Yes.
  • Dory: Oh! I love games! Pick me!
  • Dragon: All right. Here's the game. Whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish wins!
  • Dory: Okay.
  • Steve: Rules, rules, rules! You can't touch the tentacles.
  • Joe: Only the tops.
  • Dory: Something about tentacles. Got it. On your mark, get set, go!
  • Marlin: Wait! Not something about 'em, it's all about 'em!
  • Dory: Whee!
  • Spinner: Wait, Dory!
  • Dory: Gotta go faster if you want to win!
  • Wiggle: Whoa! Dory!
  • Dory: Boing! Boing! Boing!
  • Joe: Wait a minute!
  • Steve: Whoa! Dory!
  • Dory: Whee!
  • DJ Lance: We're still there. We're cheating death now. That's what we're doing. But we're having fun at the same time. We can do this. Just be careful.
  • Dory: Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win!
  • Brobee: No, We don't think so!
  • Dory: [Laughs] Whoa! Give it up, people. You can't fight evolution. I was built for speed.
  • Toodee: The question is, Dory, are you hungry?
  • Dory: Hungry?
  • Steve: Yeah. 'Cause you're about to eat our bubbles!
  • Joe: Duck to the left!
  • Blue: (Barks Right there!)
  • Marlin: The clownfish is the winner! Whoo-hoo! We did it! Look at us!
  • Plex: Dory?
  • Steve: Oh, no.
  • Marlin: Dory! Dory! Dory! [Gasps] Dory!
  • [Electricity surging]
  • Marlin: Ohh! [Screams]
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Am I disqualified?
  • Joe: [Offscreen] No, you're doing fine!
  • Steve: You're actually winning!
  • Marlin: But you gotta stay awake. Where does P. Sherman live?
  • Dory: P. Sherman, Wallaby Way, Sydney.
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] That's it!
  • [Electrical shock]
  • Marlin: Uhh!
  • Dory: Wallaby Way...
  • Joe: Uhh! Stay awake! Stay awake! Ooh! Stay awake!
  • Marlin: Stay... awake! Awake.
  • Dory: P. Sherman.
  • Steve: Awake.
  • Dory: 42 Wallaby Way.
  • Marlin: Wake up. Nemo...
  • Gill: You miss your dad, don't you, Sharkbait?
  • Nemo: Yeah.
  • Gill: You're lucky to have someone out there looking for you.
  • Nemo: He's not looking for me. He's scared of the ocean.
  • Gill: Peach, any movement?
  • Peach: He's had only four cups of coffee. It's gotta be soon.
  • Gill: Keep on him. My first escape, landed on dental tools. I was aiming for the toilet.
  • Nemo: Toilet?
  • Gill: All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
  • Nemo: Wow. How many times have you tried to get out?
  • Gill: Ah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you.
  • Bubbles: [Laughing] Bubbles! Bubbles!
  • Peach: Potty break! Potty break! He just grabbed the "Reader's Digest." We have 4.2 minutes!
  • Gill: That's your cue, Sharkbait.
  • Bloat: You can do it, kid.
  • Gill: We gotta be quick. Once you get in, swim down to the bottom of the chamber, and I'll talk you through the rest.
  • Nemo: Okay.
  • Gill: Go on, Nemo, it'll be a piece of kelp.
  • [Inhales deeply]
  • [Grunting]
  • Gill: Nicely done! Can you hear me?
  • Nemo: Yeah!
  • Gill: Here comes the pebble. Ptoo.
  • [Splish]
  • Gill: Now, do you see a small opening?
  • Nemo: Uh-huh!
  • Gill: Okay, Inside it, you'll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the fan to stop it turning.
  • [Whirring]
  • [Buzz]
  • Nemo: Aah!
  • Gill: Careful, Sharkbait!
  • Nemo: I can't do it!
  • Peach: Gill, this isn't a good idea.
  • Gill: He'll be fine. Try again!
  • Nemo: Okay.
  • Gill: [Offscreen] That's it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady.
  • Nemo: I got it! I got it!
  • Bloat: He did it!
  • Gill: That's great, kid! Now swim up the tube and out.
  • [Grunts]
  • [Clunk]
  • [Grunting]
  • [Creaking]
  • [Water rushing]
  • Nemo: Oh, no! Gill! Gill!
  • Gill: Sharkbait!
  • Bloat: Oh, my gosh!
  • Gill: Get him outta there!
  • Gurgle: What do we do, what do we do?
  • Peach: Oh, no!
  • Gill: Stay calm, kid. Just don't panic!
  • Nemo: Help me!
  • Gill: Sharkbait, grab hold of this!
  • [Buzz]
  • Nemo: No! No! No!
  • Gill: Feed me more!
  • Gurgle: That's it!
  • Gill: Come on, Sharkbait! Grab it!
  • Nemo: [Grunting] I got it!
  • Gill: Pull!
  • [Panting]
  • Peach: [Offscreen] Gill, don't make him go back in there.
  • Gill: No. We're done.
  • [Whimpering]
  • Crush: [Offscreen] Dude.
  • Marlin: Uhh.
  • Crush: Dude. Focus, dude. Dude.
  • Steve: Ohh.
  • Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
  • Joe: [Offscreen] Ohh. What happened?
  • Crush: Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First, you are all, like, "Whoa!", and then we were all, like, "Whoa!", and then you were, like, "Whoa."
  • Tolee: [Offscreen] What are you talking about?
  • Crush: You, mini-man. Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.
  • Kai-Lan: Ohh.
  • Crush: Awesome.
  • Marlin: Uhh. Oh, my stomach. Ohh!
  • Crush: Oh, man. No hurlin' on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.
  • Wubbzy: So, Mr. Turtle--
  • Crush: Whoa, dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
  • Hoho: Crush? Really?
  • Rintoo: Okay, Crush. Listen.
  • Marlin: We need to get to the East Austrailian Current. E.A.C.?
  • Crush: [Laughs] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • Crush: Okay, grab shell, dude!
  • Lulu: Grab wh-a-a-at?!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Screaming]
  • Crush: Ha ha! Righteous Righteous! Yeah!
  • Marlin: Stop!
  • Crush: So... [Sighs] What brings you on this fine day to the E.A.C.?
  • Steve: Well, Me, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory need to get to Sydney.
  • Widget: [Gasps]
  • Walden: Dory!
  • Marlin: Is she all right?
  • Crush: Huh? Oh, little blue. She is sub-level, dude.
  • Daizy: Dory! Dory! Dory!
  • Marlin: [Whispers] Dory.
  • [Muttering]
  • Joe: We're so sorry. This is all our fault. It's all our fault.
  • Dory: Twenty-nine, thirty! Ready or not, here I come! [Gasps] There you are!
  • [Giggling]
  • Dory: Catch me if you can! [Laughing]
  • Sea Turtles: Dory?
  • Little Turtle: [Offscreen] Nice wave! Oh, wow!
  • Steve: Heh heh.
  • Sea Turtles: Up you go!
  • Squirt: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
  • [Sploosh]
  • Bot: Oh, my goodness!
  • Crush: Whoa. Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.
  • [Splash]
  • Squirt: Whoa! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?
  • Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So just give me some fin. Noggin.
  • [Clunk]
  • Crush and Squirt: Dude.
  • Crush: Oh...intro. Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, jellyman.
  • Squirt: Jellies?! Sweet.
  • Crush: Totally.
  • Geo: Well, aparently, we must've done something you liked...dudes.
  • Squirt: You rock, dude!
  • Geo: Ow!
  • Crush: Curl away, my son. Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs. We leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
  • Marlin: All by themselves?
  • Crush: Yeah.
  • Oobi: But, but, but, dude, how do you know when they're ready?
  • Crush: Well, you never really know. But when they know, you'll know, you know? Ha.
  • [Laughter]
  • Dory: Hey, look, everybody.
  • Squirt: I know that dude! It's the Jellyman!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Well, go on. Jump on him!
  • Sea Turtles: Turtle pile!
  • Marlin: Wait, wait, wait!
  • Sea Turtle: Are you guys funny? Where's your shell?
  • Grampu: We need to breathe!
  • Sea Turtle: Are you running away? Did you guys really cross the jellyfish forest? Did they sting you?
  • Joe: One at a time!
  • Sea Turtle: Mr. Fish, did you die?
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Sorry, I was a little vague on the details.
  • Squirt: So, where are you doing?
  • Marlin: You see, my son was taken.
  • Steve: Marlin's son was taken away from him.
  • Sea Turtles: [Gasping]
  • Dory: No way.
  • Squirt: What happened?
  • Joe: No, no, kids. We don't want to talk about it.
  • Sea Turtles: Aww! Please?
  • Squirt: Please?
  • Fido the Fly: [Sighs] Well, okay.
  • Marlin: I live on this reef a long, long way from here.
  • Dory: Oh, boy. This is gonna be good. I can tell.
  • Marlin: And my son Nemo... See, he was mad at us. And maybe he wouldn't have done it if we hadn't been so tough on him. We don't know. Anyway, he swam out in the open water to this boat, and when he was out there, these divers appeared, and we tried to stop them, but the boat was too fast. So, we swam out in the ocean to follow them...
  • Sea Turtle: They couldn't stop 'em. And then Nemo's dead, he swims out to the ocean, and they bump into three ferocious sharks.
  • Small Fish: They scare away the sharks by blowing 'em up!
  • Big Fish: Golly, that's amazing.
  • Small Fish: And then dives thousands of feet...
  • Lobster: ...straight down into the dark. It's like wicked dark down there. You can't see a thing. How's it going, Bob? And the only thing they can see down there...
  • Swordfish: ...is the light from this big, horrible creature, with razor-sharp teeth. Nice parry, old man. And then he has to blast his way...
  • Dolphin: So, these two little fish have been searching the ocean fro days on the East Australian Current.
  • Female Bird: Which means he may be on his way here right now.
  • Male Bird 1: That should put him in Sydney Harbor...
  • Male Bird 2: ...in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy is gonna stop at nothing...
  • Male Bird 3: ...till he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it. That's one dedicated father, if you ask me.
  • Gulls: [Offscreen] Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
  • Nigel: Aw, Would you just shut up?! You're rats with wings!
  • Pelican: Bloke's been looking for his boy Nemo.
  • Nigel: Nemo?!
  • Pelican: He was taken off the reef by divers...
  • Nigel: There! Take it! You happy?
  • Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
  • Nigel: Hey, hey, say that again! You just said something about Nemo, now was it?
  • Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
  • Crab: Whoooa.... Hyah!
  • Gull: Mine?
  • Pelican: Last what I heard, he's heading towards the harbor.
  • Nigel: Ho ho! Brilliant!
  • [Music swells]
  • [Sighs]
  • Deb: Is he doing okay?
  • Gurgle: Whatever you do, Don't mention D-a-r--
  • Nemo: It's okay. I know who you're talking about.
  • [Smack]
  • [Bubbling]
  • Nemo: Gill? Gill?
  • Gill: Hey, Sharkbait.
  • Nemo: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the--
  • Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid.
  • Nigel: [Panting] All right. Hey, hey, hey--
  • Dentist: What the--
  • Patient: Aaah!
  • Dentist: Well, that's one way to pull a tooth. [Chuckles] Huh. Darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?
  • Nigel: [Offscreen] Hey, hey, psst!
  • Peach: [Offscreen] Oh, Nigel! You just missed an extraction.
  • Nigel: Ooh, has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet? What am I talking about? Nemo. Where's Nemo? I've got to speak with him.
  • Nemo: What? What is it?
  • Nigel: Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean, looking for you.
  • Nemo: My father? Really?
  • Nigel: Yeah, he's traveled hundreds of miles, battling sharks and jellyfish--
  • Nemo: Sharks? That can't be him.
  • Nigel: Guess so. What was his name? Some sort of sport fish? Tuna? Trout?
  • Nemo: Marlin?
  • Nigel: That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.
  • Nemo: It's my dad! He took on a shark!
  • Nigel: I heard he took on three.
  • Gill: Three sharks?
  • Bloat: That's gotta be 4,800 teeth!
  • Nigel: See you, after you were taken by Diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat like a maniac.
  • Nemo: Really?
  • Nigel: He's swimming, and swimming, giving it all he's got, and then three gigantic sharks capture him, and he blows them up and dives thousands of feet, and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock, and what's his reward? Het gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! Now he's with a bunch of sea turtles on the E.A.C., and the word is he's headed this way right now...to Sydney!
  • Gurgle: Wow!
  • Deb: Oh, what a good daddy!
  • Gill: He was looking for you after all, Sharkbait. [Gasps]
  • [Clatters]
  • Gurgle: [Offscreen] He's swimming to the filter!
  • Gill: Sharkbait!
  • Bloat: Not again!
  • [Spits]
  • Gill: Sharkbait!
  • Deb: No!
  • Gurgle: You got your whole life ahead of you!
  • Gill: We'll help you, kid!
  • Bloat: Gotte get him out!
  • Deb: Give me that thing!
  • [Whirring]
  • Deb: Get him! Get him out of here!
  • Gill: Come on, kid! Grab the end!
  • [Clank]
  • Deb: Sharkbait!
  • Gurgle: No!
  • Gill: Can you hear me, Sharkbait? Nemo! Can you hear me?
  • Nemo: Yeah, I can hear you.
  • Gill: Sharkbait, you did it!
  • Gurgle: Sharkbait, you're... covered with germs! Aah!
  • Gill: Ha ha! That took guts, kid. All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques? No cleaning.
  • Jacques: I shall resist.
  • Gill: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist will have to clean it.
  • Bloat: [Burps]
  • Gill: Good work!
  • Nemo: [Laughs]
  • Crush: Alright, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's coming up, man!
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Where? I don't see it!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Right there! I see it! I see it!
  • Shane: [Offscreen] You mean, the swirling vortex of terror?
  • Crush: That's it, dude.
  • Steve: Of course it is.
  • Crush: Okay, first, find your exit buddy. Do you have your exit buddy?
  • Dory: Yes!
  • Crush: Okay. Squirt give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
  • Squirt: Good afternoon! We're gonna have a great jump today! OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming botton turn, so watch out! Remember, rip it, roll it, and punch it!
  • David: We think he's trying to speak to us, We know it! You know, you're really cute, but we don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again.
  • Crush: Okay, Jellyman! Go, go, go!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Marlin: Whoa!
  • Dory: Wahoo!
  • Marlin: Whoa!
  • Dory: Whoa!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Laughing]
  • Dory: Whoo!
  • Marlin: That was...fun! I actually enjoyed that.
  • Dory: Hey, look, turtles!
  • Crush: [Offscreen] Ha ha! Moste excellent! Now turn your fishy tails around, and swim straight on through to Sydney! No worries, man!
  • Ron: No worries! Thank you, dude, Crush!
  • Sea Turtles: Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
  • Crush: Tell your little dude I said hi, okay?
  • Squirt: [Offscreen] See ya later, dudes!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Bye, everyone!
  • Marlin: Nemo would have loved this. Ooh! Hey! Crush! Crush, We forgot! How old are you?
  • Crush: [Offscreen] 150, dude! And still young! Rock on!
  • Binyah Binyah: 150! 150! We gotta remember that.
  • Dory: Whoa. We're going in there?
  • Shaina: Yep.
  • Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
  • Blue: (Barks Yep.)
  • Steve: We're just gonna swim straight.
  • Dory: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
  • Twist: Dory...
  • [Dory humming]
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Boy, this is taking a while.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] How about we play a game?
  • Shout: [Offscreen] Okay.
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small--
  • Marlin: It's me.
  • Dory: Right! It's orange and small--
  • Marlin; It's me.
  • Dory: All righty, Mr. Smartypants. And it's orange and small and white stripes--
  • Marlin: Me. And the next one, just a guess, me.
  • Dory: Okay. That's just scary.
  • Joe: Wait, wait, wait. We have definitely seen this floating speck before.
  • Kiki: That means we've passed it before.
  • Tyler: And that means we're going in circles, and that means we're not going straight!
  • Dory: Hey, hey!
  • Steve: We gotta get to surface. Come on. We'll figure it out up here.
  • Goby: Let's go!
  • Deema: Follow us!
  • Dory: Hey! Relax.
  • Bear: What?
  • Dory: Take a deep breath. [Inhales] [Exhaling] Now, let's ask somebody for directions.
  • Marlin: Fine.
  • Moose A. Moose: Who do you want to ask, the speck?
  • Steve: There's nobody here!
  • Dory: Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly. We're not the only two in here. Let's see. Okay, no one there. Nope. Nada. [Gasps] There's somebody. Hey! Excuse--
  • Joe: Dory, Dory, Dory! Now it's our turn.
  • Marlin: We're thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest is and spit out our bones!
  • Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
  • Nick Jr. Face: We don't want to play the gender card right now.
  • Blue: (Barks You wanna play a card? Let's play the "Let's Not Die" card.)
  • Dory: You wanna get out of here? Don't you?
  • Piper O'Possum: Of course we do.
  • Dory: Well, then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best?
  • Marlin: Dory, you don't fully understand--
  • Dory: Come on. Trust me on this.
  • [Sighs]
  • Steve: [Sighs] All right.
  • Dory: Excuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! Don't be rude. Say hi.
  • Joe: Ha. Hello.
  • Dory: His son Bingo--
  • Marlin: Nemo.
  • Dory: Nemo was taken to, uh--
  • Blue: (Barks Sydney.)
  • Dory: Sydney! Yes! And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
  • Marlin: Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
  • Dory: Oh, oh! Big fella. Whale. Okay. Maybe he only speaks whale. Mooo! Weee neeed...
  • Marlin: Dory?
  • Dory: Tooo fiind his son.
  • Sidetable: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
  • Dory: Can youuuu give us diiirectionsss?
  • Steve: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See?, he's swimming away.
  • Dory: Cooome baaack.
  • Tickety: He's not coming back. You offended him.
  • Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Moooohhhmmooo...
  • Marlin: Dory! Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like upset stomach.
  • Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
  • Steve: Don't try humpback.
  • Dory: Wooooooo...
  • Joe: You actually sound sick.
  • Dory: Maybe louder? Huh? Rah! Rah!
  • Blue: (Barks Don't do that!)
  • Dory: Too much orca. Didn't it sound orca-ish?
  • Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard.
  • Dory: Oooooo!
  • Mr. Salt: Ohh! It's just as well. He might be hungry.
  • Dory: Don't worry, whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
  • Krill: [Offscreen] Swim away!
  • Dory: Oh, look, krill!
  • Mailbox: [Gasps] Move, Dory, move!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Gill: Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. That's all thanks to you, kid. You mad it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning.
  • Jacques: I am ashamed.
  • Peach: Hey, look! Scum angel!
  • Gurgle: [Whimpering] Ooh! Aaah!
  • Bubbles: Bubbles! I love the bubbles! [Coughing]
  • Deb: Flo? Has anybody seen Flo? Flo!
  • Peach: 9:00 and cue dentist.
  • Dentist: Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late.
  • Peach: Okay, here we go. Here we go, Okay.
  • Dentist: Little Davey Reynolds...
  • Peach: [Offscreen] Walks to the counter, drops the keys...
  • Gurgle: Bloat, that's disgusting!
  • Bloat: Tastes pretty good to me. Urrrp!
  • Gurgle: Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--
  • Peach: Shh! Here he comes!
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] Aah!
  • Dentist: Crikey. What a state.
  • [Squeaks]
  • Dentist: Oh, Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?
  • Barbara: 10:00, luv.
  • Dentist: Leave it open, would you? I've gotta clean the fish tank before Darla gets here.
  • Gill: Did you hear that, Sharkbait?
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] Yay! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna get to clean the tank! We're gonna be clean!
  • Gill: You're ready to see your dad, kid?
  • Nemo: Uh-huh.
  • Gill: Of course you are. I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor waiting for you right now.
  • Nemo: Yeah.
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Panting] Aaah! Oof! [Panting]
  • [Dory laughing]
  • [Grunting]
  • Dory: Whoo!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Yaahhh!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Here comes the big one. Ooh! Come on! You gotta try this!
  • Mrs. Pepper: Will you just stop it?
  • Dory: Why? What's wrong?
  • Tickety: We're in a whale, don't you get it?
  • Dory: Whale?
  • Slippery: A whale! 'cause you had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!
  • Dory: Wow, a whale, you know, I speak whale.
  • Shovel: No, you're insane!
  • Pail: You can't speak whale!
  • Marlin: We have to get out! We have to find my son!
  • Periwinkle: We have to tell him how old sea turtles are!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: [Sob] Ohhh!
  • Dory: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hey, you okay?
  • [Sighs]
  • Dory: There, there. It's all right. It'll be okay.
  • Diego: No.
  • Baby Jaguar: (Meows No it won't.)
  • Dory: Sure it will. You'll see.
  • Marlin: No. We promised him we'd never let anything happen to him.
  • Dory: Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.
  • Click: What?
  • Dory: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much for little Harpo.
  • [Sighs]
  • [Creaking]
  • Dory: Hmm.
  • Backpack: What's going on?
  • Dory: Don't know. I'll ask him. [Making whale sounds]
  • Big Red Chicken: Dory...
  • Dory: Whaaat's goooing onnnn?
  • [Whale groans]
  • Dory: I think he says we've stopped.
  • Grumpy Old Troll: Of course we've stopped.
  • Steve: Just stop trying to speak whale.
  • Joe: You're gonna make things worse.
  • Andrew: What is that noise?
  • [Rumbling]
  • Big Bill: Oh, no.
  • Brenda: Look what you did.
  • Bobby: The water's going down. It's going down!
  • [Sloshing]
  • Dory: Really? You sure about that?
  • April: Look! Already it's half empty!
  • Dory: I'd say it's half full.
  • Marlin: Stop that!
  • Owl: It's half empty!
  • [Whale groans]
  • Dory: Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a root beer float.
  • Duck: Of course he wants us to go there!
  • Steve: That's eating us!
  • Joe: How do we taste, Moby?
  • Marlin: Huh? Do we taste good?
  • Oswald: You tell him we're not interested in being lunch!
  • Dory: Okay. They--
  • Marlin: Stop talking to him. [Screams]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Henry: What is going on?
  • Dory: I'll check. Whaaat--
  • Blue: (Barks No! No more whale!)
  • Joe: You can't speak whale!
  • Dory: Yes, I can!
  • Ruby: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!
  • [Whale groans]
  • Dory: Okay.
  • Marlin: Dory! Oof!
  • Dory: He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be all right!
  • Marlin: How do you know? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen?
  • Dory: I don't!
  • [Gurgling]
  • [Whale groans]
  • [Splash]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Steve: [laughs] We're alive!
  • Dory: Look! Sy-d-ney, Sydney! Sydney! Sydney again!
  • [Tenor sings]
  • Valerie: You were right, Dory! We made it!
  • Marlin: We're gonna find my son!
  • [Splashing]
  • Blue: (Barks Thaaank yoouuu, sir!)
  • Dory: Wow. I wish I could speak whale.
  • Lofty: Okay. All we gotta do is find the boat that took him.
  • Dory: Right!
  • Marlin: Come on, Dory. We can do this!
  • [Birds chirping]
  • Peach: [Yawns] Morning. It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are getting out-- The tank is clean. The tank is clean!
  • Deb: [Offscreen] But how?
  • Gill: Boss must've installed it last night while we were sleeping.
  • Nemo: What are we gonna do?
  • Gill: What's it say, Peach?
  • Peach: [Muffled] The Aquascum 2000...
  • Gill: I can't hear you, Peach.
  • Peach: The Aquascum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning, maintenance-free, salt water purifier that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your aquarium fish.
  • Bloat: Stop it!
  • Peach: The Aquascum is programmed to scan your tank environment every five minutes?!
  • Gurgle: Scan? What does that mean?
  • [Zap]
  • Gurgle: Aah!
  • Aquascum: Teamperature: 82 degrees, PH balance: normal.
  • Nemo and The Fish Tank Gang: Ooh.
  • Peach: Nice.
  • Gurgle: Ooh! Oh! Curse you, Aquascum!
  • Bloat: That's it for the escape plan. It's ruined.
  • Nemo: Then what are we gonna do about--
  • The Fish Tank Gang: [Gasp] Darla!
  • Gill: Stay down, kid!
  • Bloat: False alarm.
  • Deb: Whew.
  • Gurgle: My nerves can't take much more of this.
  • Bloat: [Offscreen] What are we gonna do when that little brat gets here?
  • Gill: I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
  • Nemo: Oh! Gill!
  • Gill: Nemo!
  • Nemo: Help me!
  • Gill: Hold on! I'm coming!
  • Nemo Help me! Help me!
  • Gill: Swim down! Come on, kid! Swim down! Come on!
  • Bloat: Everybody jump in!
  • Deb: Swim down!
  • Gill: That's it!
  • Dentist: What the--?
  • Deb: Yay!
  • Gill: Ha ha! Good work!
  • Nemo: Gill!
  • Gill: Nemo!
  • Bloat: Sharkbait!
  • Gill: Roll, kid!
  • Gurgle: Lean! Lean! Lean!
  • [Grunting]
  • Dentist: [Offscreen] Whoops. That would've been a nasty fall.
  • Nemo: Gill! Don't let me go belly-up!
  • Gill: Just calm down, Nemo. You won't go belly-up. I promise. You're gonna be okay.
  • [Crash]
  • ["Psycho" theme plays]
  • The Fish Tank Gang: [Gasp] Darla!
  • [Birds cawing]
  • Dory: Aren't any of these boats look familiar to you?
  • Bob: No.
  • Muck: But the boat has to be here somewhere.
  • Beast: Come on, Dory.
  • Marlin: We're gonna find it.
  • Dory: I'm totally excited. Are you guys excited?
  • Steve: Dory, wake up.
  • Joe: Wake up.
  • Kipper: Come on.
  • Dory: [Gasps] Duck!
  • Blue: (Barks That's not a duck.)
  • Maisy: It's a...pelican!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • [Splash]
  • [Gulp]
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Marlin: No! We didn't come this far to be breakfast!
  • [Gagging]
  • Pelican: Hey, Nigel. Would you look at that? What? What? Sun's barely up and Gerald's had more than he can handle.
  • Nigel: Yeah. Reckon somebody ought to help the poor guy.
  • Pelicans: Yeah, right. Yeah.
  • Nigel: Ah. Don't everybody fly off at once.
  • [Gagging]
  • Nigel: All right, Gerald. What is it? Fish got your tongue?
  • Dory: Aah!
  • Nigel: Love a duck!
  • [Spit]
  • Steve: We gotta find Marlin's son Nemo!
  • Nigel: Nemo? Hey, hey, hey! He's that fish! You know that we were talking about! That one's been fighting the whole ocean! Hey. I know where you son--Huh? [Gasping] Hey, wait! Come back! Stop!
  • Joe: Everyone, keep going! He's crazy!
  • Nigel: I got something to yell you!
  • [Splat]
  • Gull: Mine?
  • Nigel: Okay. Don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.
  • Hop in your mouth? Huh? Now, how does that make me live?
  • Gull: [Offscreen] Mine?
  • Nigel: [Offscreen] Because I can take you to your son.
  • Franklin: Yeah, right.
  • Nigel: No. I know your son. He's orange with a gimpy fin on one side.
  • Marlin: That's Nemo!
  • Dory: Aah!
  • Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Aah!
  • Nigel: Fasten your seat belts!
  • Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha ha!
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Aah!
  • Nigel: Everybody hold on!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Screaming]
  • Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
  • [Clanging]
  • Gurgle: [Screams]
  • Deb: [Screams]
  • Bubbles: [Offscreen] Too loud! Too loud for me!
  • Darla: (Singing) Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
  • Peach: Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
  • Barbara: Darla, your uncle will see you now.
  • ["Psycho" theme plays]
  • Dentist: All right, let's see those pearly whites.
  • Darla: Raah! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.
  • Dentist: And a piranha's a fish, just like your present.
  • Darla: [Giggling, offscreen] ♪ I get fishy, fishy! ♪
  • Dentist: Oh, no. Poor little guy.
  • Bloat: He's dead.
  • Gill: Sharkbait!
  • Darla: Yay! Fishy, fishy, fishy!
  • Dentist: Uh, must've left your present in the car, sweetie.
  • Darla: Ohh!
  • Dentist: I'll go and get it.
  • Gill: He's still alive!
  • Deb: He's not dead!
  • Bloat: What's happening? Why is he playing dead?
  • Gill: [Offscreen] He's gonna get flushed down the toilet. He's gonna get out of here!
  • Deb: [Offscreen] Yay!
  • Bloat: [Offscreen] He's gonna get flushed!
  • Gurgle: [Offscreen] What a smart little guy!
  • Gill: [Offscreen] Oh, no! Not the trash can!
  • Bubbles: Nemo! No!
  • Nigel: Hey, hey! I found his dad!
  • Marlin: Where's Nemo? Where is he?
  • Bloat: Dentist! Dentist!
  • Gill: He's over there!
  • Beaver: What's a dentist? What is that?
  • [Trash can opens]
  • Steve: [Gasps] Nigel, get in there!
  • Nigel: I can't go in there!
  • Joe: Oh, yes, you can! Charge!
  • [Squawks]
  • Darla: Aah!
  • Dentist: What the--? Darla, sweetie, look out!
  • [Clang]
  • [Drill whirring]
  • Darla: Aah!
  • Dentist: Hold still! Hold still!
  • Darla: Aah!
  • Dentist: Easy! Easy!
  • [Drill whining]
  • Darla: Aah!
  • Dentist: Hold still! Nobody's going to hurt you! Oof!
  • Marlin: [Gasps]
  • [Heartbeat echoing]
  • Marlin: Nemo.
  • Dory: Oh, my goodness.
  • Dentist: Gotcha! Keep down!
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Nemo!
  • Nemo: Daddy?
  • Dentist: Out with you! And stay out!
  • Nemo: Guys? [Gasps]
  • Darla: Fishy? Fishy! Wake up! Wake up!
  • Deb: [Offscreen] Oh, no!
  • Gill: [Offscreen] Quick! To the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie!
  • Darla: Why are you sleeping?
  • Peach: Hurry!
  • Gill: Bloat!
  • [Grunting]
  • Gill: Ring of Fire!
  • [Squeaking]
  • Darla: Fishy! Aah!
  • [Clank]
  • Dentist: Crikey! All the animals have gone mad! Unh!
  • Darla: [Offscreen] Aaah! Get it out!
  • Gurgle: Smack her in the head!
  • Bloat: Go, Gill, go!
  • Darla: Fish in my hair!
  • Nemo: Gill!
  • Gill: Sharkbait, tell your dad I said hi. Unh!
  • Darla: Eww!
  • [Yelling]
  • Gill: Go get 'em!
  • Dentist: [Offscreen] Ohh... [Gasps]
  • Bloat: He did it!
  • Deb: Yay!
  • Bloat: Ha ha!
  • Bubbles: I'm so happy!
  • Gurgle: Is he gonna be okay, Gill?
  • Gill: Don't worry. All drains lead to the ocean.
  • Darla: Fishy!
  • Nemo: Aah! Aah! Whoa! Whoa! Daddy! [Whimpering]
  • [Skittering]
  • [Buoy ringing]
  • Nigel: I'm so sorry. Truly, I am. [Flies away]
  • Dory: Hey.
  • Tasha: Dory, if it wasn't for you, we never would've even made it here.
  • Steve: So thank you.
  • Dory: Hey, hey, wait a minute. Wait. Where are you guys going?
  • Marlin: It's over, Dory.
  • Joe: We were too late.
  • Marlin: Nemo's gone.
  • Ming-Ming: and We're going home now.
  • Dory: No. No, you can't. Stop! Please don't go away. Please? No one's been stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave, I just... I remember things better with you. I do. Look-- P. Sherman, 42... [Sighs] 42... I remember it. I do. It's there. I know it is because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I look at you ane I...I'm home. Please, I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
  • Marlin: We're sorry, Dory, but we do.
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • [Grunting]
  • Crab 1: Manna from heaven.
  • Crab 2: Sweet nectar of life!
  • Both: Hey! Hey! Hey!
  • Crab 1: This is our spot!
  • Crab 2: Get outta here!
  • [Grunting]
  • Both: Hey! Hey! Hey!
  • Crab 1: Yeah, that's it, fella. Just keep on swimmin'. You got that.
  • Crab 2: Too right, mate! Oh! I got a live one here!
  • Nemo: Hey! have you seen Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and my dad?
  • Crab 2: Gotcha! Hey! Hey! Come back here!
  • Crab 1: You let him go!
  • Both: Hey! Hey!
  • Nemo: Dad! Guys! Dad!
  • Dory: [Moaning], [Moaning], Ohh!
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] Uh, excuse me. Are you all right?
  • Dory: I don't know where I am. I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody, but I can't remember.
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] It's OK. i'm looking for someone, too. Hey, we can look together.
  • Dory: [Sniffles] I'm Dory.
  • Nemo: I'm Nemo.
  • Dory: Nemo? That's a nice name.
  • [Gull squawks]
  • Nemo: Dad!
  • Dory: Guys!
  • Nemo: Dad!
  • Dory: Guys! Wait a minute. Is it your dad or my dad?
  • Nemo: My dad.
  • Dory: Got it. Guys!
  • Nemo: Where are we, anyway?
  • Dory: Guys! Guys! Oh. Syl--Sh--Sydney. [Gasps] P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Aah! Nemo! It's you! Aah! You're Nemo!
  • Nemo: [Muffled] Yes, yes, I'm Nemo!
  • Dory: You're Nemo! You were deas. I saw you. And here you are! I found you. You're not dead. And your father! Your father!
  • Nemo: You know my father?! Where is he?
  • Dory: Oh! This way! He went this way. Quick! Hey, hey, hey!
  • Both: Hey! Hey!
  • Dory: Have you seen an orange fish swim by? It looks just like him!
  • Nemo: But bigger!
  • Crab 2: Yeah, I saw him, bluey. But I'm not tellin' you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.
  • Gull: [Offscreen] Mine.
  • Crab 2: [Offscreen] Aah! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aah!
  • [Thump]
  • Fish: Hey, look out!
  • Marlin: We're sorry. We're just trying to get home.
  • Nemo: [Offscreen, distantly] Dad! Guys!
  • Jack: Nemo?
  • Nemo: Daddy!
  • Marlin: Nemo?
  • Nemo: Guys!
  • Dory: Nemo's alive!
  • Marlin: Dory?
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, and Marlin: Nemo!
  • Nemo: Daddy!
  • Marlin: Nemo!
  • Steve: We're coming, Nemo!
  • Nemo: Guys!
  • Marlin: Nemo! Thank goodness. It's all right, son. It's gonna be okay.
  • Grouper: [Offscreen] Turn around! You're going the wrong way!
  • [All shouting]
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Aah! Look out!
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Oh, my--
  • [Creaking]
  • [All screaming]
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Help! He-e-elp!
  • Blue: (Barks Dory!)
  • Nemo: Come on!
  • Dory: [Offscreen] Help! Help! Help! Get us out! Aah!
  • Mary: No, no, no!
  • Pixel: Dory!
  • Nemo: Guys, I know what to do!
  • Marlin: Nemo! No!
  • Nemo: We have to tell all the fish to swim down together!
  • Snowdrop: Get out of there now!
  • Nemo: I know this will work!
  • Marlin: No, We are not gonna lose you again!
  • Nemo: Dad, there's no time! It's the only way that can save Dory!
  • [Panting]
  • Nemo: I can do this.
  • Marlin: You're right. We know you can.
  • Nemo: Lucky fin!
  • Steve: Now, go! Hurry!
  • Nemo: Tell all the fish to swim down!
  • Marlin: Well? You heard my son! Come on!
  • Nemo: Dory, you have to tell everybody to...
  • DJ Lance: Swim down together!
  • Muno: Do you understand what we're saying to you?
  • Foofa: Swim down!
  • [Chain clacking]
  • Dory: Everybody, swim down!
  • Nemo: Come on, you have to swim down!
  • Ye-Ye and Gui-Nai-Nai: Down! Swim down! [Offscreen] Swim down! Swim down!
  • [Splashing]
  • [Gasping]
  • Kai-Lan: Don't give up!
  • Mei-Mei: Keep swimming!
  • Hoho: Just keep swimming!
  • [Creaking]
  • Steve: That's it!
  • Nemo: [Gasping] It's working!
  • All: Keep swimming! Keep swimming!
  • Marlin: [Offscreen] Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!
  • Nemo: Come on, Dad!
  • Marlin: You're doing great, son!
  • Nemo: That's my dad.
  • Wubbzy: Come on! Let's get to the bottom! Keep swimming!
  • Dory: (Singing) Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
  • Marlin: Almost there! Keep swimming!
  • [Wood creaking]
  • All: Keep swimming! Keep swimming!
  • [Snap]
  • [Thud]
  • [All cheering]
  • Marlin: Oof!
  • Dory: Hey!
  • Joe: Dory! Where's Nemo?
  • Dory: There!
  • Marlin: Oh, no. Nemo!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, The Nick Jr. Characters, Marlin, and Dory: [Grunting]
  • Nemo: [Moans]
  • Marlin: Nemo? Nemo? It's okay. Daddy's here. Daddy's got you.
  • Nemo: [Coughs] Daddy? Guys?
  • Daizy: Oh, thank goodness.
  • Nemo: Dad...I don't hate you, Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters.
  • Marlin: Oh, no, no, no.
  • Steve: We're so sorry, Nemo.
  • Buggy: Hey, guess what?
  • Nemo: What?
  • Marlin: Sea turtles, We met one.
  • Milli: And he was 150 years old.
  • Nemo: 150?
  • Bot: Yep.
  • Nemo: Sandy Plankton said they only live to be about 100.
  • Marlin: Sandy Plankton?
  • Kako: Do you think we cross the entire ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton?
  • Nemo: [Laughing]
  • Marlin: He was 150! Not 100!
  • The Voice: Who is this Sandy Plankton who knows everything?
  • [Later the next morning]
  • Steve: Time for school! Get up! Let's go! We're gonna win!
  • Nemo: No, you're not! I did it!
  • Marlin: Aw, my son beats us!
  • Mr. Ray: Climb aboard, explorers.
  • Shane: So, just then, the sea cucmber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
  • [All laugh]
  • Mr. Ray: Hello, Nemo. Who's this?
  • Nemo: Exchange student.
  • Squirt: I'm from the E.A.C., dude!
  • Mr. Ray: Sweet!
  • Squirt: Totally.
  • Bob: [Laughing] Swriously, Marty. Did you really do all the things you did?
  • Bruce: [Offscreen] Pardon me. Hello.
  • Ted: Ohh.
  • Bruce: Don't be alarmed.
  • Anchor: We just wanted to make sure our newest member got home safely.
  • Dory: Thanks, guys.
  • Bruce: Well, we'll see you next week.
  • Chum: Keep up with the program, Dory.
  • Anchor: Remember, fish are friends...
  • Dory: Not food! Bye!
  • Mr. Ray: [Offscreen] Hold on, here we go! Next stop, knowledge!
  • Marlin: Bye, son! Have fun!
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] Bye, Dad! Oh! Mr. Ray, wait. I forgot something. [Panting] Love you, Guys.
  • Ron: I love you, too, Nemo.
  • Nemo: Dad? You can let go now.
  • Marlin: Sorry. Now go have an adventure.
  • Squirt: Good-bye! See ya later, dude!
  • Dory: Bye, Elmo!
  • Marlin: Nemo.
  • Dory: Nemo! Bye, Nemo!
  • Nemo: See you after school, Dory! Bye, Dad!
  • Marlin: Bye, son.
  • Steve: Marlin, That's nice to meet you and Dory.
  • Marlin: Thanks, Steve. Thanks for finding my friend Nemo.
  • Joe: Well, It's time to go!
  • Blue: (Barks Bye, Marlin!)
  • Marlin: Bye, guys.
  • Dory: Have a wonderful day.
  • (Blue Skidooing Back Home)
  • (Steve, Joe, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters Skidooing Back Home)
  • Steve: We're Home!
  • David: Wow!, That Was A Great Adventure!
  • Joe: Thank You So Much for Helping Us Find Nemo!
  • Steve: Yeah!, Thank You!
  • (Song Starts)
  • Joe: (Singing) Come On, Won't You Help Us Say So Long!
  • Steve: Everybody Sing The Goodbye Song!
  • Joe: Ready?
  • Steve: Here We Go!
  • Steve, Joe, Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters: (Singing) Bye!, Ba-Bye!, See Ya Lata!, Sweet Potata!
  • (Song Ends)
  • Steve: Bye-Bye!
  • Joe: See You Real Soon!
  • Blue, Blue's Friends, and The Nick Jr. Characters: Bye!
  • (Door Closes)
  • Blue: (Barks Bye-Bye!)
  • [Later]
  • Dentist: [Offscreen] Barbara, I don't understand it. Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee, and it breaks! I had to clean the tank myself, take all the fishes out, put 'em in bags, and--Where'd the fish go?
  • [Car horns honking]
  • Gill: Come on, Peach!
  • Deb: Hurry!
  • Gill: You can do it!
  • Bloat: Yeah, that's it. You can do it.
  • Gill: Just a little further.
  • Peach: [Offscreen] That's the shortest red light I've ever seen!
  • Bloat: Come on, Peach!
  • Peach: Ohh. Aah!
  • [The Fish Tank Gang cheer]
  • [Laughter]
  • [Laughter stops]
  • Bloat: [Offscreen] Now what?
  • The End.
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