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Listen Lady, Nobody messes with my dumb babies except me!

Say what you want, just don't breathe on me

Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies

Well, fancy! We desire children

I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me fever

That's very health-conscious in Los Angeles

Welcome to High School Hell

Go to Hell/Oh, I've been there, thank you. I've found it quite lovely

I Smell Children

Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick

It's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus

I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!

Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear?

That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise.

Otherwise, it's curtains - we evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?

Chuckie/Robo-Reptar VS. Jean-Claude/Robo-Snail

He's a good zombie

Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose

I shall always be with you

Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair

Farewell, mortal bus boy

We're young!

I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!

It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark

Sisters, we've been gone 300 years

Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!

Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx

Bubble, bubble, I'm in trouble

It reeks of children!

I am beautiful! Boys will love me!

Well, I don't know. Cat's got my tongue

Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!

Let us fly!

You want to smash some pumpkins?

You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!

Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me

Shove it, Satan!

I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever

It is a prison for children

Damn, damn, damn! Double damn!

Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches and old boyfriends

Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!

I call it a bus

Aren't you broads a little bit old to be trick-or-treating?

We'll be younger in the morning

Come little children, I'll take thee away...into a land of enchantment...come little children, the time's come to in my garden of magic

Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy

'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!

What would you have done Sirius?/I would have died! I would have died rather than betray my friends, as we would have done for you!

Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?

That's the final nail in the coffee!

What a fool to give thy life for thy sister's

Over my dead potty!

Come, we fly!

Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury

You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!

If you have to ask, you'll never know

Goodbye cruel world

I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle

You lit the Black Flamed Candle?

You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun

Couldn't you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?

Drop dead, moron

It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!

For your information, he's a little leaguer!

I love you, jerkface.

Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!

Just shut up and take my money!

It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out

A virgin lit the candle

Angelica tells off Coco LaBouche

Off zee gown, you revolting Carpet Mice!

Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!

Chaz Finster calls off the wedding

Tommy Pickles meets Kimi Watanabe

Chuckie gets a new mommy — and a new sister

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