- Joy: Princess, where are you? It is very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
- Cecilia : Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--
- Joy: Dragon!
- Narrator: Dreamworks Pictures invites you to a land of fairy tales.
- Cecilia: Hey! Oh, no, no, no! Dead girl off the table!
- Dwarf: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
- Jasiri: What?
- Narrator: Where an unlikely hero...
- Joy: You definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
- Narrator: ...rescues a fare princess.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You didn't slay the dragon?
- Cecilia: It's on my to-do list.
- Narrator: From a nasty villain...
- Jenny Foxworth: Eat me!
- Narrator: ...with the help of his trusty companion.
- Joy: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles.
- Narrator: This Summer...one nastiest spells action.
- Cecilia: We're done exactly what I expected.
- Narrator: One name. Spells adventure.
- Madame Gasket: Have at him!
- Joy: This is over I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
- Cecilia: [Echoing] Run!
- Narrator: One name...
- Cecilia: Don't look down.
- Joy: [Gasps] Shrek! I'm lookin down!
- Narrator: ...spells romance.
- Joy: It's no way to behave in front of a princess. [Belches] She's a nasty as you are.
- Cecilia: Come on!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: There's an arrow in your butt!
- Cecilia: Ugh! Ow!
- Narrator: And that name gives.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Shrek.
- Joy: Shrek?
- Cecilia: Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday.
- Narrator: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow.
- Joy: You love this woman, don't you?
- Cecilia: Yes.
- Joy: You wanna hold her?
- Cecilia: Yes.
- Joy: Please!
- Cecilia: Yes!
- Joy: [Singing] ♪ Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness ♪♪
- Narrator: Shrek.
- Joy: Wow! Let's do that again!
- Cecilia: No. No.
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Cecilia (Shrek) Trailer/transcript
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