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Joy: Princess, where are you? It is very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
Cecilia : Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--
Joy: Dragon!
Narrator: Dreamworks Pictures invites you to a land of fairy tales.
Cecilia: Hey! Oh, no, no, no! Dead girl off the table!
Dwarf: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
Jasiri: What?
Narrator: Where an unlikely hero...
Joy: You definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
Narrator: ...rescues a fare princess.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You didn't slay the dragon?
Cecilia: It's on my to-do list.
Narrator: From a nasty villain...
Jenny Foxworth: Eat me!
Narrator: ...with the help of his trusty companion.
Joy: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles.
Narrator: This Summer...one nastiest spells action.
Cecilia: We're done exactly what I expected.
Narrator: One name. Spells adventure.
Madame Gasket: Have at him!
Joy: This is over I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
Cecilia: [Echoing] Run!
Narrator: One name...
Cecilia: Don't look down.
Joy: [Gasps] Shrek! I'm lookin down!
Narrator: ...spells romance.
Joy: It's no way to behave in front of a princess. [Belches] She's a nasty as you are.
Cecilia: Come on!
SpongeBob SquarePants: There's an arrow in your butt!
Cecilia: Ugh! Ow!
Narrator: And that name gives.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Shrek.
Joy: Shrek?
Cecilia: Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday.
Narrator: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow.
Joy: You love this woman, don't you?
Cecilia: Yes.
Joy: You wanna hold her?
Cecilia: Yes.
Joy: Please!
Cecilia: Yes!
Joy: [Singing] ♪ Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness ♪♪
Narrator: Shrek.
Joy: Wow! Let's do that again!
Cecilia: No. No.
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