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Transcripts[]

  • (The movie starts with the Skymation's very first computer-animated film)
  • (The Skymation2415 logo fades into six-year-old SIMBA's room.)
  • (There are boxes set as buildings in a miniature Western town. One of the saloons has a "WANTED $50 BZILLION REWARD" paper of a Red Chuck and Bomb taped to it.)
  • (Red Chuck and Bomb is set in front of the paper.)
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: Alright, everyone! This... is a stickup! Don't anybody move!
  • A group of toys have been crowded together in front of the "BANK" building.
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: Now, empty that safe!
  • A ceramic mammoth tiger sloth appears in front of Red Chuck and Bomb and shakes out a pile of coins to the desert. Red Chuck and Chuck kisses the coins.
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money! (kissing noises)
  • A porcelain figurine of the shepherdess, Sweetie Belle, is brought into the scene.
  • Simba as Sweetie Belle: Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old three little birds!
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: Quiet, Sweetie Belle, or your fish get run over!
  • The companion porcelain the cutie mark crusaders are placed in the center of a railroad track loop.
  • Simba as pearl sheldon and tad: Help! Baa! Help us!
  • Simba as Sweetle Belle: Oh, no, not my fish! Somebody do something!
  • Spike, a pull-string doll dragon, enters into the scene opposite the inanimate spud.
  • Spike (pullstring): Reach for the sky!
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: Oh, no! It's Spike!!
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: I'm here to stop you, 3 Little Birds Bart!
  • He pulls out one of Red Chuck and Bomb’s eyes.
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: Doh! How’d you know it was me?
  • Simba as Spike: Are you gonna come quietly?
  • Simba as Red Chuck and Bomb: You can't touch me, Spike! I brought my attack 2 Pony with the built-in force field!
  • He places a toy two pony, with a rainbow dash for a mid-section, in front of Tigger and stretches him out.
  • Simba as Spike: Well, I brought my ogre who eats force field 2 ponies!
  • He reveals a plastic monsters shrek, who stomps on the Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.
  • Simba as Shrek: ROAR-ROAR-ROAR!
  • Simba as Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: YIPE! YIPE-YIPE-YIPE!
  • Simba as Spike: You're goin' to jail, Bart.
  • Simba grabs Red Chuck and Bomb and places him in a building in the jail. A sign is taped to the bars with the word "JAIL".
  • Simba as Spike: Say good-bye to the wife and the bears game.
  • Simba's little lioness, 1 year-old Kiara, crawls over and picks up Red Chuck and Bomb. She sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to pound the character repeatedly against the rail of her jail, forcing some of his parts loose.
  • Simba, wearing a dragon himself, picks up Spike off the floor.
  • Simba: (pulling Spike's string) You saved the day again, Spike.
  • Spike: (Voice Box) You're my favorite deputy!
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