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  • Narrator: The world’s greatest criminal has stolen the greatest treasures, escaped the greatest prisons. And he bears a strong resemblance to someone you know…
  • Boingo: It’s not easy being mean.
  • Eggs: It’s Boingo, the world’s most dangerous rabbit.
  • Alex the Lion: Check this out. Ah ah!
  • Eggs: Oh, look, it’s E.B.
  • Alex the Lion: Ah!
  • Eggs: Huh! What did you do with E.B?!
  • Boingo: Boo.
  • E.B.: Aaaahhhh! There must be some mistake. I'm E.B! And I’m not Boingo.
  • Sam Sparks: You're going to be here awhile.
  • E.B.: Hi-ho, E.B. here.
  • Boingo: E.-B. heere. I am E.B. and now you guys have all the freedom you want.
  • All: What?!
  • Yang: When do I do the indoor running of the bulls?
  • Pearl Krabs: Aah!
  • Bugs Bunny: I can’t watch.
  • Professor Callaghan: Callaghan. International tour manager.
  • Alex the Lion: Callaghan Badguy?
  • Professor Callaghan: Bad-Gee. It's French.
  • All: Oh.
  • Boingo: My name will go down in history as greatest thief of all-time.
  • Professor Callaghan: You mean our names, right?
  • Boingo: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.
  • Sam Sparks: Hit it, boys.
  • All: Ooooh!
  • Narrator: This spring.
  • Eggs: Do you guys think that E.B’s been acting a little weird lately?
  • Yin: That’s ridiculous. He’s never been more caring and devoted to me!
  • Bloo: Yeah. That’s what we’re saying.
  • Narrator: Professor Callaghan, Sheriff Woody, and Samantha Sparks.
  • Woody: This is my car. It is illegal now for its massive tires.
  • Narrator: Plus so many Hollywood stars. It will leave you wanting more.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Yeah. No more.
  • Rabbit: Ahh.
  • Burger Beard: Waka! Waka!
  • Eggs: There's only one guy in this world who could save us. Only one womble who can restore order.
  • E.B.: Let's get out of here!
  • Eggs: Bring justice and set things right!
  • Alex the Lion: You are talking about E.B, right?
  • Grumpy: C.I.A.
  • Woody: Interpol.
  • Grumpy: This is my travel badge. Here is my real badge.
  • Woody: You must've been looking at the wrong badge!
  • Grumpy:: Wha? You were saying?
  • Narrator: Childrens Most Wanted.
  • Boog: Sequel!
  • E.B.: I am not Boingo!
  • Sam Sparks: Lights out! Turn them back on, I can't see anything. You have to wait till I'm, like, out of the hallway!
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