- Sheriff Woody - Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
- Buzz Lightyear - Max Taylor (Dinosaur King)
- Mr. Potato Head - Brock (Pokemon)
- Slinky - Clemont (Pokemon)
- Rex - Wreck it Ralph
- Hamm - Rex Acient (Dinosaur King)
- Bo Peep - Serena (Pokemon)
- Andy - Dale (Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers)
- Molly - Bink (Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers)
- Mrs. Davis - Brittany Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
- Sid Phillips - Dr. Buford Bubbles (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
- Hannah Phillips - Olivia Flaversham (The Great Movie Detective)
- Scud - Himself
- Ash Ketchum: Listen, LightSnack, you stay away from Dale. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from
- Max Taylor: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?
- Ash Ketchum: And another thing-- Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
- Max Taylor: Are you saying you want a lodge of complaint with Star Command?!
- Ash Ketchum: Oh, okay. Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
- Max Taylor: Don't even think about it, Cowboy.
- Ash Ketchum: Oh, yeah, tough guy? (Pushes his Helmet Open)
- (Max Gasps, Choking)
- Max Taylor: The air isn't toxic. How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet. My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets.
- Ash Ketchum: You actually think you the Max Taylor? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act. Hey, guys, look. It's the real Max Taylor.
- Max Taylor: You're mocking me, aren't you?
- Ash Ketchum: Oh, no, no. No-no-no-no-no. Max, look! An Alien!
- Max Taylor: Where?
- (Ash Laughs)
- Ash Ketchum: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
- Dr. Buford Bubbles: Olivia, Jeannie's all better now.
- (Olivia Screams) Mom! Mom!
- Dr. Buford Bubbles (off screen): She's lying! (on-screen) Whatever she says it's not true!
- Dr. Buford Bubbles: Where are your rebel friends now? (Sinister Laugh)
- Ash Ketchum: From now on, you must take good care of your children. Because if you don't, we'll find out Buford. We children can see everything. So place nice.
- (Dr. Buford Bubbles Screams Running Inside)
- Like Eli Wages' movie-spoof Toon Story (TheCartoonMan12 Style), this is an NTSC spoof.
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