Disney and Sega's movie-spoof of 1999 Warner Bros./Paramount film, "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut".
- Stan Marsh - Bungo (The Wombles)
- Eric Cartman - Little Bear (Old Bear)
- Kyle Broflovski - Robin the Frog (The Muppets)
- Kenny McCormick - Drutt (The Trap Door)
- Ike Broflovski - Baby Kermit (Muppet Babies)
- Clyde Donovan - Scrappy Mouse (Mighty Mouse)
- Shelly Marsh - Nellie the Elephant
- Sheila Broflovski - Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
- Sharon Marsh - Madame Cholet (The Wombles)
- Liane Cartman - Pearl Pureheart (Mighty Mouse)
- Carol McCormick - Thekla (Maya the Bee)
- Randy Marsh - Tobermory (The Wombles)
- Gerald Broflovski - Kermit (The Muppets)
- Wendy Testaburger - Emily Elephant (Peppa Pig)
- Chef - Great Uncle Bulgaria (The Wombles)
- Terrance and Phillip - Tigger and Winnie the Pooh
- Gregory - Wellington (The Wombles)
- Mr. Garrison - Humphrey (Alpha and Omega)
- Mr. Mackey - Berk (The Trap Door)
- Satan - Oil Can Harry (Mighty Mouse)
- Saddam Hussein - Blackthorne Shore (Inhumanoids)
- Leopard "Butter" Stotch - Pip (Pip Ahoy)
- Army General - Parsley the Lion (The Herbs)
- Le Mole - Martin (A Tale of Tooth Fairies)
- Big Gay Al - Boni (The Trap Door)
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Scrappy raises his hand] Yes, Scrappy?
- Scrappy Mouse/Clyde: Twelve?
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
- Robin/Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
- Little Bear/Cartman: [mocking Robin in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
- Robin/Kyle: Shut up, fat bear!
- Little Bear/Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, ya fucking Jew!
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Little Bear! Did you just say the F-word?
- Humphrey/Cartman: Jew?
- Robin/Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass.
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Robin!
- Little Bear/Cartman: Why the fuck not?
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Little Bear!
- Bungo/Stan: Dude, you just said fuck again!
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Bungo!
- Drutt/Kenny: [muffled] Fuck.
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Drutt!
- Little Bear/Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
- Little Bear/Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
- [everyone gasps]
- Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
- Little Bear/Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Humphrey?"
- [Humphrey stands rooted to the spot, frozen with fury]
- Bungo/Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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