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  • Matty: You are about to become the biggest brand in racing.
  • Warren Buffett: Go, Human!
  • Matty: Movie deals, infomercials, product endorsements.
  • Kenji Kon: Ka-chow!
  • Matty: You think you're famous now? We'll be rich beyond belief.
  • Kenji Kon: Mr. Human, what is this about?
  • Matty: Your legacy. Every time you lose, you damage yourself. I'm sorry. Your racing days are coming to an end.
  • AJ Gadget: We can only hope that this race today wasn't his last.
  • Kenji Kon: I decide when I'm done.
  • Carmen Cortez: How are you feeling?
  • Kenji Kon: I can't go out on the track and do the same old thing. It won't work.
  • Po: It's futile to resist change, man.
  • Po: You know what I would do?
  • Kenji Kon: What?
  • Po: I don't know, I got nothing.
  • Unikitty: I am so excited to train you. I like a challenge.
  • Kenji Kon: (Laughing)
  • Unikitty: I'll call you my senior project.
  • Burnie: On your mark, get set, and go!
  • Kenji Kon: Huh?
  • Unikitty: The beach ate me.
  • (Rattlesnake Jake Clip): Trey set a new record today where he pulled off the fastest lap ever recorded.
  • Megamind: Have you seen the latest record Kai's been set?
  • Pocahontas: Are you giving any thoughts to retiring? corn, over here!
  • Kenji Kon: This is my last chance, Pearl. Last! If I lose, I never get to do this again.
  • Carmen Cortez: Don't fear failure. Be afraid of not having the chance. You have the chance.
  • Unikitty: The beach ate me.: I used to watch you on TV, flying through the air. You seem so fearless. I wish I knew what that felt like.
  • Ben: Kenji!
  • Tigger: You'll never be as fast as Rattlesnake Jake, but you can be smarter than him.
  • Kenji Kon: The racing is the reward, not the stuff.
  • Unikitty: Cronus's chances of winning are 95.2%.
  • Po: Go, Kenji!