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A genderswap version of "Da Pixie Rap" from The Fairly OddParents.

Cast

  • Aquamarine (Steven Universe) as Head Pixie
  • Eyeball Ruby (Steven Universe) as Sanderson

Lyrics

Aquamarine:

Yeah

We’re gems

Yeah

We’re gems

Eyeball:

We’re gems

Check out our mad, wicked mixies!
We’ve got strange heads,
Magical caps,
Clean out your ears and
Hear my rap!
Yo Aqua,

Aquamarine:
YO!

Eyeball:
You're in charge!

Aquamarine:
I may be small,
But my goals are large.
I’m not a hater,
But I must cater,
To my mission, my ambition
To be the world's administrator

Eyeball:
I’m Eyeball Ruby
I’m anti-fun
And all those humans
Can bite my bun
Cause my boss Aqua,
We’re gonna be
The big time rulers!

Aquamarine:
You got that G
We’re gems!
We're gems!
And since the 1960s
We’ve raised that boy to be our tool
To beat the Crystals so we can rule!
We’re gems!
We’re gems! It’s going just as we predict-sies
We can’t stop now
The time is near

Aquamarine:
When the Homeworld,

Eyeball:
And this world here,
Are ruled by us

Aquamarine:
By us you hear!

Eyeball:
By us you hear!

Aquamarine & Eyeball:
By Gems, By Gems

Eyeball:
Strong like Bill Bixby!

Aquamarine & Eyeball:
We’re Gems!
Yeah,
We’re Gems
Yeah,
We’re Gems
Just Gems
Gems!

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