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CoolZDane Productions' and Lion King Pictures' TV-Spoof of "Crash & Bernstein"

Cast:

  • Wyatt Bernstein - Young Simba (The Lion King)
  • Crash - Danny (Cats Don't Dance)
  • Cleo Bernstein - Young Nala (The Lion King)
  • Jasmine Bernstein - Young Kiara (The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride)
  • Amanda Bernstein - Kariel (Noah's Ark)
  • Mel Bernstein - Florrie (Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa)
  • Pesto - Young Bagheera (Jungle Cubs)
  • Mr. Poulos - Timon (The Lion King)
  • Petey - Louis (The Princess and The Frog)
  • Build-a-Bestie Employer - Po (Kung Fu Panda)
  • Ranson - Xiro (Noah's Ark)
  • Princess Glither - Sawyer (Cats Don't Dance)
  • Derek - Dodger (Oliver and Company)
  • Mr. Vanover - Charlie Barkin (All Dogs Go To Heaven)
  • Tug Fly the Bug Guy - Aladar (Dinosaur (2000))
  • Scottie - Bambi 
  • Scorpion - Cri-kee (Mulan) 
  • Pill bugs - Bugs (The Lion King) 
  • Peruvian Millipede - Katie (Horton Hears A Who (2008)) 
  • Slapper - Ronno (Bambi 2)
  • Mrs. Takashi - Sour Kangaroo (Horton Hears A Who (2008))
  • Girl - Faline (Bambi)
  • Trey - Spongebob Squarepants
  • Counter Girl - Plio (Dinosaur (2000))
  • Muscular Crash - Red (All Dogs Go To Heaven 2)
  • Doris - Mamma Gunda (Tarzan 2)
  • Cop - TW Turtle (Cats Don't Dance)
  • Police Woman - Frances Albacore (Cats Don't Dance)
  • Jennifer - Panthy (Noah's Ark)
  • Cheerleader Crash - Duchess (The Aristocats)
  • Lola - Roxanne (A Goofy Movie)
  • Puppeter #1 - Sid (Ice Age)
  • Brisa the Happy Pony - Grace (Home on The Range)
  • Grandma Rose - Sarabi (The Lion King)
  • Carol - Kanga (Winnie the Pooh)
  • Gerry - Scamp (Lady and The Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure)
  • Gretchen - Lady (Lady and The Tramp)
  • Young Mel - Princess Claudia (Timon and Pumbaa)
  • Lunch Lady - Sasha Le Fleur (All Dogs Go To Heaven 2)
  • Mrs. Lopez - Marlene (The Penguins of Madagascar)
  • Spencer - Master Crane (Kung Fu Panda)
  • Dr. Gordon - Wilbur (The Rescuers Down Under)
  • Stanley the Seagull - Scuttle (The Little Mermaid)
  • Flex Fletcher - Sergeant Tibs (101 Dalmatians (Animated))
  • Paula - Master Viper (Kung Fu Panda)
  • Ed - Lucky Jack (Home on The Range)
  • Chef Crash - Tiger (An American Tail)
  • Caveman Crash - Cat R. Waul (An American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West)
  • Gladiator Maximus Octavius - Carface (All Dogs Go To Heaven)
  • Southern Millonarie Crash - Thomas O'Malley (The Aristocats)
  • Cat Crash - Oliver (Oliver and Company)
  • Mrs. Harris - Ellie (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)
  • Dr. Eric - Jock (Lady and The Tramp)
  • Coach Urkhart - Colonel Hathi (The Jungle Book)
  • Anchor - Master Shifu (Kung Fu Panda)
  • Thief - Backson (Winnie The Pooh (2011))
  • Jumper The Dog - Pumbaa (The Lion King)
  • News Reporter - Mr. Ray (Finding Nemo)
  • Ronald - Samson (The Wild)
  • Rosie - Kala (Tarzan)
  • Clown - Scat Cat (The Aristocats)
  • Gloria - Gloria (Madagascar)
  • Andy - Marty (Madagascar)
  • Shelby - Tayna Mouskewitz (An American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West)
  • Cassie - Perdita (101 Dalmatians (Animated))
  • Chip - Master Mantis (Kung Fu Panda)
  • DeSean Jackson - Balto
  • Bear - Bear (The Fox and The Hound)
  • Steve - Bernand (The Rescuers)
  • Jess - Itchy Itchiford (All Dogs Go To Heaven)
  • Puppeter #2 - Diego (Ice Age)
  • Mr. Green - Scar (The Lion King)
  • Mother Green - Zira (The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride)
  • Slater - Peach (Finding Nemo)
  • Cleo's Posse - Gia (Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted)
  • Quince - Buck (Ice Age 3: Dawn of The Dinosaurs)
  • Mrs. Phlerger - Dixie (The Fox and The Hound 2)
  • Abraham Lincon - Patou (Rock-A-Doodle)
  • Crash Jr. - Kitten Edmond (Rock-A-Doodle)
  • Hondo the Horse - Buck (Home on The Range)
  • Violinist - Adult Copper (The Fox and the Hound)
  • Beta Rho - Mrs. Brisby (The Secret Of NIMH)
  • Robot - Mr. Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants)
  • Singing Appliances - Pelicans (The Princess and The Frog)
  • Anvil - Benny (The Wild)
  • Tad Chamberlain - Tantor (Tarzan)
  • Jake Mahoney - Bolt (Bolt (2008))
  • Karl Bernstein - Zuba (Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa)
  • Great Aunt Biddy - Rita (Oliver and Company)
  • The Crashenfest Beaver - Gopher (Winnie The Pooh)
  • Bill Fraglebakke - RJ (Over The Hedge)
  • Jeff - Owl (Winnie The Pooh)
  • Shark - Glut the Shark (The Little Mermaid)
  • Bigfoot - Bigfoot (A Goofy Movie)
  • Officer Plotkin - Boris (Balto)
  • Pookins - Eggy (The Penguins of Madagascar)
  • Dog Crash - Toby (The Great Mouse Detective)
  • Mayor Crash - Einstein (Oliver and Company)
  • Lance Biddle - Rafael (Rio (2011))
  • Trent Bixby - Blu (Rio (2011))
  • Sheela - Mena (Bambi 2)
  • Assistant Crash - Jewel (Rio (2011))
  • People in the Spaceship - Various Animals
  • Zebra Lady - Mittens (Bolt (2008))
  • Tucker - Alex (Madagascar)
  • Jimmy - Fievel Mouskewitz (An American Tail)

List of Episodes:

Season 1:

  1. Danny Lands
  2. Scaredy Danny
  3. Coach Danny
  4. Educating Danny
  5. Party Danner
  6. Home Alone... With Danny
  7. Motorcycle Danny
  8. Undercover Danny
  9. System Danny
  10. Danny's Crush
  11. Shorty Danny
  12. Release the Danner
  13. Cold Hard Danny
  14. Danntagion
  15. Danny Jacked
  16. Danny VS. Tibs
  17. Dannyus Maximus
  18. Dannylemania
  19. Comic Book Danny
  20. Parade Danner
  21. Danny McSmartypants
  22. Monster Danny
  23. Danny Asks Too Many Questions
  24. Danny The Man
  25. Danny On The Run

Season 2

  1. The Nosejob Job
  2. Health-o-ween
  3. Danny is Having a Baby
  4. Trash and Simba
  5. Frat Chance
  6. Action Zero
  7. Like Lion, Like Cat
  8. Merry Dannenfest
  9. Duck, Duck, Danny
  10. Escape from Bigfoot Island
  11. Monkey Business
  12. Flushed in Space
  13. Double Header

TV Show Used:

  • Crash & Bernstein (2012)

Clips of Movies and TV Shows:

  • The Lion King 1, 2 & 3
  • Cats Don't Dance
  • Noah's Ark
  • Madagascar 1, 2 & 3
  • Jungle Cubs (TV Show and Born to Be Wild)
  • Timon & Pumbaa
  • The Princess and The Frog
  • Kung Fu Panda 1 & 2
  • Kung Fu Panda Holiday
  • Kung Fu Panda: The Secrets of Furious Five
  • Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
  • Oliver and Company
  • All Dogs Go To Heaven 1 & 2
  • An All Dogs Christmas Carol
  • All Dogs Go to Heaven (TV Show)
  • Dinosaur (2000)
  • Bambi 1 & 2
  • Mulan 1 & 2
  • Horton Hears A Who (2008)
  • Dumbo 1 & 2
  • Peter Pan 1 & 2
  • Spongebob Squarepants (TV Show)
  • The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
  • The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Sea (2015)
  • Tarzan 1 & 2
  • A Goofy Movie
  • An Extremely Goofy Movie
  • Ice Age 1, 2, 3 & 4
  • Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas
  • Pocahontas 1 & 2
  • Home on The Range
  • The Sword in the Stone
  • Bedknobs and Broomsticks
  • The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  • The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  • Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin
  • Winnie the Pooh: A Valentine for You
  • The Tigger Movie
  • Winnie The Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year
  • Piglet's Big Movie
  • Winnie The Pooh: Springtime with Roo
  • Pooh's Heffalump Movie
  • Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie
  • Winnie The Pooh (2011)
  • A Bug's Life
  • Lady and The Tramp 1 & 2
  • Aladdin 1, 2 & 3
  • Aladdin (TV Show)
  • The Penguins of Madagascar
  • The Rescuers Down Under
  • The Little Mermaid 1, 2 & 3
  • The Little Mermaid (TV Show)
  • The Good Dinosaur (2015)
  • The Great Mouse Detective
  • The Emperor's New Groove 1 & 2
  • The Emperor's New School
  • Brother Bear 1 & 2
  • 101 Dalmatians 1 & 2
  • 101 Dalmatians (TV Show)
  • Tarzan and Jane
  • The Legend of Tarzan
  • Ratatouille
  • Help! I'm a Fish
  • Beauty and the Beast 1, 2 & 3
  • An American Tail 1, 2, 3 & 4
  • Fievel's American Tails
  • The Aristocats 1 & 2
  • The Jungle Book 1 & 2
  • Finding Nemo 1
  • Finding Dory
  • The Wild (2006)
  • Over The Hedge
  • Cinderella 1, 2 & 3
  • Balto 1, 2 & 3
  • The Rescuers
  • The Fox and The Hound 1 & 2
  • The Black Cauldron
  • Robots (2005)
  • Cars 1, 2 & 3
  • Planes 1 & 2
  • The Jungle Book: Rhythm and Groove Party Video Game
  • Merry Madagascar
  • Madly Madagascar
  • Rock-A-Doodle 1 & 2
  • The Secret of NIMH 1 & 2
  • The Lego Movie
  • Free Birds
  • The Nut Job
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1 & 2
  • Happy Feet 1 & 2
  • Anastasia (1997)
  • Bartok the Magnificent (1999)
  • Alpha and Omega 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5
  • The Swan Princess 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5
  • Charlotte's Web 1 & 2
  • Bolt (2008)
  • Rio 1 & 2
  • Air Buddies (2006)
  • Snow Buddies (2008)
  • Space Buddies (2009)
  • Santa Buddies: The Search for Santa Paws (2009)
  • Spooky Buddies (2011)
  • Treasure Buddies (2012)
  • Super Buddies (2013)

Quotes:

  • Danny/Crash: I watch a program about prision, whoo! That was horrible, it has everything you want to do.
  • Sour Kangaroo/Mrs. Takashi: Standing against the wall.
  • Danny/Crash: Yeah, that is. And at least they tell you to wear.
  • Sour Kangaroo/Mrs. Takashi: Put on your uniform. (Bell Ringing) (Animals walking to the classroom) (Doors closed loudly)
  • Danny/Crash - Wait a minute! (Danny nagging) That not a school! That's prision!!!!! (Screaming) Simba! (Wolf howling) (Bats screeching) Simba!!! Simba! Simba, Simba, Simba! Let's get out of here, that not a school, that prision!
  • Simba/Wyatt: Yes, Danny, is a prision but we scape at 3:15. There will be a bus pass for us.


  • Simba/Wyatt: Don't you think you've gone a little overboard with Perdita?
  • Danny/Crash: No, I only ask her questions that are vitally important.
  • Danny/Crash: Perdita, what do you call a dog that is half Chihuahua and half Poodle?
  • Perdita/Cassie: That is called a Chi-Poo.
  • Danny/Crash: (Laughs)
  • Danny/Crash: Perdita, what can't taco be a colour?
  • Perdita/Cassie: Because tacos are food.
  • Danny/Crash: Why?
  • Perdita/Cassie: Because animals like to eat them.
  • Danny/Crash: Why?
  • Danny/Crash: What letter come after X?
  • Perdita/Cassie: Y.
  • Danny/Crash: Hey, I ask the questions here!
  • Danny/Crash: What do you call a dog that is half Bulldog and half Poddle?
  • Perdita/Cassie: That is called a Bull-Poo.
  • Danny/Crash: (Laughs)
  • Danny/Crash: OK, maybe I did go overboard. From now on, I only asking Perdita really important questions. (Clears throat)
  • Danny/Crash: Perdita, what do you call a dog that is half Poodle and half Poodle?
  • Perdita/Cassie: That will be a Poodle. However, I expect you like me to say Poo-Poo.
  • Danny/Crash: Yeah, yeah. Say it!
  • Perdita/Cassie: Poo-Poo.
  • Danny/Crash: (Laughs)


  • Danny/Crash: That I more like it, Hit it! (Singing) Accounts, I do not want them.
  • Sasha/Lunch Lady: (Singing) Cake, I will not bake it.
  • Danny/Crash: Accounts...
  • Sasha/Lunch Lady: Cake...
  • Danny/Crash: Cake...
  • Sasha/Lunch Lady: Accounts!
  • Danny/Crash: The first life, Yeah!
  • Sasha/Lunch Lady: Never use perfume.
  • Danny/Crash: Never use toilet paper!!!! What? Only we singing.
  • Danny/Crash Here Germs Come Here Germs Not Gonna Hurt You I Just Wanna Talk DIE!!!!!!! Die Die Die Die Ddd DIIIIIIIIIEEEE

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