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  • Narrator: Ever see a womble that's robbing the rich?
  • Orinoco/Robin Hood: Come on Berk! What are we waiting for?
  • (Sylvia/Lady Kluck Shouting)
  • Narrator: Ever see a mouse that can fly?
  • Woody Woodpecker/Timothy Mouse: Look you're flying, you're flying!
  • Narrator: Ever know a mouse that listen to her heart?
  • Pearl Pureheart/Pocahontas: Can you paint with all the colars of the wind?
  • Narrator: Because Orinoco, Sniffles and Pearl Pureheart are now on DVD!
  • (Disney and Sega Home Video Logo appear)
  • Narrator: Sega and Sega Home Entertainment are now on DVD.
  • (Orinoco Hood Logo appear)
  • Narrator: In Orinoco Hood...
  • (Orinoco appear)
  • Narrator: You'll help Orinoco Hood to be come a true hero.
  • Giselle/Sis: Oh he's so handsome. Just like his reward posters.
  • Narrator: To defeat the evil Prince Lots-O'-Huggin-Bear.
  • Sniffles/Skippy: Yahoo! Now I got you!
  • Lots-O'-Huggin Bear/Prince John: Mommy!
  • Narrator: To robe the rich and to feed the poor and love the one only Nellie Marian.
  • Nellie the Elephant/Maid Marian: I wish you luck with all my heart.
  • Berk/Little John: You took the words right out of my mouth.
  • (Sniffles (a.k.a Dumbo) Logo appear)
  • Narrator: In Sniffles (a.k.a Dumbo)...
  • (Gadget Hackwrench appear)
  • Narrator: His mother gone wild!
  • Judge Doom/Ringmaster: Stop! Mrs. Gadget, Down! Surround Her!
  • Narrator: But with a little help from his friend Woody Q. Woodpecker.
  • Woody Woodpecker/Timothy Mouse: Sniffles the world's only flying mouse!
  • Narrator: Because some female characters laugh at him.
  • Fawn Deer/Catty: Oh these, aren't they funny? (Laughing, Gadget Hackwrench hits her)
  • Aunt Lucy/Prissy: What a temper!
  • Narrator: To help him fly again.
  • (Pearlhontas Logo appear)
  • Narrator: In Pearlhontas...
  • (Berk appear)
  • Narrator: She met a savage named Berk Smith.
  • Berk/John Smith: Come on, men, We didn't come all this way just to look at it.
  • Narrator: And help her father Chief Dawson Understand.
  • Dr. Dawson/Chief Powhatan: These white men are dangerouse, No one is to go near them!
  • Narrator: Or else the war will be no good by Governer Greenback.
  • Baron Greenback/Ratcliffe: But now it's time to Attack!
  • Narrator: And she'll make the battle stop.
  • Gadget Hackwrench/Grandmother Willow: You know your path child, let the spirits of the earth guide you.
  • Narrator: To save her love.
  • Pearl Pureheart/Pocahontas: I love him father.
  • (Disney and Sega Home Video Logo appeared again)
  • Narrator: Now you can get all three of Disney and Sega Home Entertainment in one box to add to your collection.
  • (Orinoco appeared again)
  • Narrator: Orinoco Hood,
  • (Sniffles appear)
  • Narrator: Sniffles (a.k.a Dumbo),
  • (Pearl Pureheart appear)
  • Narrator: and Pearlhontas.
  • (Orinoco Hood, Sniffles (a.k.a Dumbo), Pearlhontas DVD Cases appear)
  • Narrator: Collect these three today,
  • (Three DVD Cases transformed into a box)
  • Narrator: In a spoofer store near you.
  • (Sega Home Entertainment Logo appear at the end)
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