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Rainbow Dash: Prince? Prince Kristoff? Prince, where are you? It’s very spooky in here. I ain’t playing no games.

Manny: Augh!

Rainbow Dash: Aaaagh!

Manny: No, no!

Rainbow Dash: Oh no, help!

Manny: Shh, shh, shh!

Rainbow Dash: Ellie! Ellie!

Manny: Rainbow!

Rainbow Dash: What did you do to the Prince?!

Manny: Rainbow, I’m the Prince. It’s me, in this body.

Rainbow Dash: Sweet Celestia! You ate the Prince! (to Manny’s belly) Can you hear me?!

Manny: Rainbow!

Rainbow Dash: Keep breathing! I'm gonna get you outta there!

Manny: No!

Rainbow Dash: Ellie! Ellie! Ellie!

Manny: Shh.

Rainbow Dash: Ellie!

Manny: This is me.

(Rainbow Dash looks into his eyes as he pets her muzzle, and she quiets down, finally figuring it out.)

Rainbow Dash: Prince? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different.

Manny: I'm ugly, okay?

Rainbow Dash: Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Ellie those rats was a bad idea. You are what you eat, I said. Now -

Manny: No. I - - I've been this way as long as I can remember.

Rainbow Dash: What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before.

Manny: It only happens when sun goes down. "By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form."  

Rainbow Dash: Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.

Manny: It's a spell. (sigh) When I was a little boy, a wizard cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast! I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry Narissa tomorrow before the sun sets and she sees me like this. (begins to cry)  

Rainbow Dash: All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Ellie's ugly 24-7.

Manny: But Rainbow, I'm a prince, and this is not how a prince is meant to look.

Rainbow Dash: Prince, how 'bout if you don't marry Narissa?

Manny: I have to. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.

Rainbow Dash: But, you know, um, you're kind of a mammoth, and Ellie - - well, you got a lot in common.

Manny: Ellie?

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