Opening/"Perfect World":

  • Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle...
  • (Thunderclaps)
  • (There's a Shadow of a Deer)
  • (Elycia Screams)
  • (It Suddenly Begins to Rain)
  • (Elycia Sobbing)
  • Elycia: Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that deer you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being, that girl was a princess, a rich powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah!
  • (Water Splashes on Elycia)
  • Elycia: This is her story.
  • (Elycia Sobbing)
  • Elycia: Well, actually, my story. That's right, I'm that deer. The name is Elycia-- Princess Elycia. I was Riley's girlfriend and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I'll tell you what, you go backaways, you know, before I was a deer, and this will all make sense.
  • (Elycia is Now a Baby)
  • Theme Song Lady: "There are despots and dictators political manipulators. There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas. There are kings and petty tyrants who are so lacking in refinements. They'd be better suited swinging from the trees.  She was born and raised to rule no one has ever been this cool. In a thousand years of aristocracy. An enigma and a mystery in Mesoamerican history the quintessence of perfection that is she."
  • Elycia (Narrator): Okay, this is the real me. (Deer Elycia Scene) Not this. This. Not this. Winner, loser.


  • Elycia: When I give the word, your little house thing will be bye-bye. Bye-bye.
  • Zoe Drake: But--
  • Elycia: Hmm. Boo-hoo.
  • Elycia's Voice: Oh, yeah. Everything was going my way.
  • (Hammer Bangs)
  • Elycia's Voice: Or so I thought.

Samuel's Revenge:

  • Samuel: She can't get rid of me that easily. Who does that ungrateful little brat think she is? Does she... A little to the left. (Bangs Another Statue) ...have any idea of who she's dealing with? How could she do this to me? Why, I practically raised her. (Bangs Another Statue)
  • Kronk: Yeah, you think she would've turned out better.
  • Yzma: Yeah, go figure.
  • Kronk: Well, it's better you're takin' out your anger on these things instead of Elycia, huh?
  • (Samuel Gasps): That's it, Maria! That's it! I'll get rid of Elycia. (Sinister Laughing)
  • Maria: The real Elycia?
  • Samuel: Of course the real Elycia. Don't you see? It's perfect. With her out of the way and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the empire. Brilliant!
  • Maria: So how does that work with you bein' fired and all?
  • Samuel: The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.
  • Maria: And I'm one of those two, right?
  • Samuel: To the secret lab!
  • Samuel: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. (In his Imagination) I'll turn her into a flea-- a harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, (Laughing) I'll smash it with a hammer! (Back to the Present) It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
  • (Explosion)
  • (Flower Dies)
  • (Maria Gasps)
  • Samuel: Or to save on postage, I'll just poison her with this. Take it, Maria. Oh, feel the power.
  • Maria: Oh, I can feel it.
  • Samuel: Our moment of triumph approaches! (Sinister Laughing) It's dinner time!
  • (Thunderclap)

A Diabolical Dinner:

  • Zoe Drake: Uh-oh.
  • Elycia: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
  • Zoe Drake: Yep.
  • Elycia: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
  • Zoe Drake: Most likely.
  • Elycia: Bring it on.
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