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  • The Following Preview Has Been Approved for All Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America
  • (Fox Searchlight Pictures Logo)
  • (Regency Enterprises Logo)
  • Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, there was a prosperous kingdom, rule by a young princess.
  • Elycia: Ha! Boom baby! (Dances)
  • Narrator: She of the serious attitude,
  • Elycia: You threw off my groove!
  • Female Guard #1: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Marsupilami's groove.
  • Timon: Sorry!
  • Narrator: an evil advisor,
  • Elycia: By the way, you're fired.
  • Samuel: I'II take over and rule the Empire.
  • Narrator: and one major problem.
  • Samuel: I'II just poison him with this!
  • Elycia: Ah. Hey, Maria, can you top me off, babe, be a friend? (Chuckles)
  • Samuel: A deer? She's supposed to be dead!
  • Maria: Yeah, weird.
  • Samuel: Take her out of town and finish the job!
  • Narrator: Now It's only hope it's a humble girl.
  • Zoe Drake: Demon deer!
  • Elycia (Deer): Demon deer? Where?
  • (Deer Screams)
  • (Elycia (Deer) Screams): You kidnapped me!
  • Zoe Drake: Why would I kidnap a deer?
  • Elycia (Deer): You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
  • Zoe Drake: What?
  • Samuel: Tell me Elycia's dead.
  • Elycia (Deer): Ow!
  • Maria: Well, she's not as dead as we would have hoped.
  • Elycia (Deer): Uh-oh.
  • (??? Chatters)
  • Elycia (Deer): No, no. No, no, no, no.
  • (??? Chatters)
  • (Loud Pop)
  • Elycia (Deer): Ha! (Gasps)
  • (Jaguars Roaring)
  • (Elycia Screaming)
  • (Zoe Drake Yells Like Tarzan)
  • (Zoe Drake Grabs Elycia)
  • Zoe Drake: Don't worry, Your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now.
  • (They Get Tied Up)
  • Zoe Drake: Or not.
  • (The Branch Breaks Off and they Fall)
  • (Samuel is in Power)
  • Elycia (Deer): No touchy. (Grunts)
  • Thomas O'Malley: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
  • Elycia (Deer): Now I feel really bad. Bad lion.
  • Narrator: This Christmas,
  • Zoe Drake: Oh, why me?
  • Narrator: Elycia's got a new look,
  • (Elycia and Zoe Scream)
  • Narrator: a new partner,
  • Zoe Drake: We're gonna have to work together to get out of this!
  • Elycia (Deer): Ow! You did that on purpose. You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, tough girl, or this would be really difficult.
  • Narrator: and a brand new groove.
  • Elycia (Deer): Scorpions! (Screams in Fear)
  • Zoe Drake: Elycia! (Screams)
  • (Elycia Screams)
  • Narrator: Fox Searchlight Pictures presents...
  • (Elycia and Zoe Laugh Nervously)
  • Elycia (Deer): Look at me and my bad self. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
  • Narrator: Elycia's New Groove.
  • Elycia (Deer): Whoo hoo hoo!
  • Zoe Drake: Uh-oh.
  • Elycia (Deer): Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
  • Zoe Drake: Yep.
  • Elycia (Deer): Sharp rocks at the bottom?
  • Zoe Drake: Most likely.
  • Elycia (Deer): Bring it on. Boo-yah!
  • Narrator: December 2007 in theaters everywhere. 

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