Emmy Says BOO! is a TV special of Rosemary Hills. It debuted on October 31, 2011.

Transcript:

Emmy Visits Sibella:

  • (Emmy Says BOO! Title Card Appears)
  • (Scene Fades to Emmy Walking to Mrs. Grimwood's School)
  • Emmy: Oh, hi.
  • (Emmy Shudders)
  • Emmy: Spooky around here, isn't it? But I don't mind, because I'm here to tell Sibella some funny jokes. Spooky ones, too.
  • (Emmy Tries to Knock the Door When--)
  • (The Door Knocker Knocks on the Door)
  • Sibella (Off-Screen): Yes?
  • Emmy: Knock, knock.
  • Sibella (Off-Screen): Who's there?
  • Emmy: Bat.
  • Sibella (Off-Screen): Bat who?
  • Emmy: Batter open the door, Sibella. I have some funny jokes to tell you.
  • (Sibella Opens the Door)
  • Sibella: Ah, Emmy. Fang-tastic to see you. And that was one-- one very good joke.
  • (A Ghost with a Number 1 Appears)
  • Emmy: Y-Y-You think I can come inside now?
  • Sibella: Of course. I have some funny jokes to tell you, too.
  • Emmy: Oh, great! I've never been in Mrs. Grimwood's School before.
  • Sibella: Right this way.
  • Emmy: Oh, good.
  • (The Door Opens, and Emmy Gasps)
  • Emmy: Maybe I should've stayed outside.
  • Sibella: Come, my friend.
  • (She Takes Emmy Inside, and the Door Closes)

Sibella's Joke/Dem Bones:

  • (Inside Mrs. Grimwood's School)
  • (Sibella Was Walking to the Kitchen)
  • Emmy: Gee, Sibella, this school is very, very, spooky.
  • Sibella: Why, thank you, Emmy. How very nice of you to say so.
  • Emmy: So-- So would you like to hear another funny scary joke?
  • Sibella: I would love to, Emmy. But first, I have one for you.
  • Emmy: Okay.
  • Sibella: What is a ghoul's favorite dessert?
  • Emmy: Gee, I don't know, Sibella. What is a ghoul's favorite dessert?
  • Ghost: Boo-berry Pie!
  • (Emmy Screaming in Terror)
  • (Sibella Laughing with Delight)
  • Sibella: Boo-berry Pie. I love it. That's right, and that's two-- two wonderfully funny spooky jokes.
  • (A Ghost with the Number 2 Appears)
  • (Emmy Hides Behind Sibella)
  • Emmy: S-S-Sibella, this thing here, it liked the joke, too!
  • Sibella: You mean my skeleton friend. Of course it did. The joke was tickling its funny bone.
  • (Skeleton Laughing)
  • (Emmy Yelping)
  • Sibella: That skeleton and I used to sing a terrific song about all the bones in your body. I can hear it now.
  • (Flashback of Sibella and her Skeleton Friend)
  • Milly, Melanie, and Sibella: "Dem bones, dem bones. Dem bones, dem bones, ooh. Dem bones, dem bones. Let's all sing along!"
  • Sibella: "Doctor Frankenstein connected dem dry bones. Doctor Frankenstein connected dem dry bones. Doctor Frankenstein connected dem dry bones. Let's all sing along! Your foot bone connected to your ankle bone. (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Your ankle bone connected to your leg bone. (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Your leg bone connected to your knee bone. (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Let's all sing along! Your knee bone connected to your thigh bone. (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Your thigh bone connected to your hip bone. (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Your hip bone connected to your back bone. (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Let's all sing along!"
  • Milly, Melanie, and Sibella: "Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around. Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around. Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around."
  • Sibella: "What a scary sight! Your back bone connected to your shoulder bone (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Your shoulder bone connected to your neck bone (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) Your neck bone connected to your head bone (Milly and Melanie: Ooh) And that's where I hang my cap!"
  • Milly, Melanie, and Sibella: "Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones. Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones. Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones. Let's all sing along! Your head bone connected from your neck bone. Your neck bone connected from your shoulder bone. Your shoulder bone connected from your back bone. Your back bone connected from your hip bone. Your hip bone connected from your thigh bone. Your thigh bone connected from your knee bone. Your knee bone connected from your leg bone. Your leg bone connected from your ankle bone. Your ankle bone connected from your foot bone. Dem bones, dem bones. Dem bones, dem bones, ooh. Dem bones, dem bones. Let's all sing along!"
  • Sibella: "And that's the end of our song!"
  • Milly, Melanie, and Sibella: "And that's the end of our song!"
  • Sibella: Yeah.

Leah's Joke to Joey:

  • Leah: Hey, Joey?
  • Joey: What?
  • Leah: I got a really little scary joke for you. Are you ready to hear it?
  • Joey: Yes.
  • Leah: Okay. Here goes. Where does a bat go to get cleaned?
  • Joey: I don't know. Where DOES a bat go to get cleaned?
  • Leah: The bat tub.
  • (Leah and Joey Laugh)
  • Leah: That was a good one. The bat tub.
  • (Flashback to the Present in Ms. Grimwood's School)
  • Sibella: Well, that Leah joke makes it 3 jokes so far.
  • Emmy: Okay. Now it's my turn to tell a joke.
  • Sibella: Oh, good. What is it?
  • Emmy: What is a ghost's favorite game?
  • Sibella: I don't know, Emmy. What is a ghost's favorite game?
  • Emmy: Hide and shriek!
  • (Emmy and Sibella Laugh)
  • (Count Dracula Picture Laughs)
  • (Emmy Screams and Jumps in Sibella's Arms)
  • Sibella: That makes 4 funny jokes. (Snickers)
  • (Sibella Puts Emmy Down)
  • Sibella: Don't be afraid, Emmy. That's just my picture of my daddy, Count Dracula. Yes, we never know what he's smiling at, but when he laughs, it's always a funny joke.
  • Emmy: Well, I'm afraid of him. Not me. Anyway, I know all about afraid. I once scared my friend, Ken.

Emmy Scares Ken/"I Wanna Scare Myself":

  • (Flashback of Emmy and Ken Talking)
  • Emmy: Oh, hi. Ken and I are gonna show what it looks like when someone is afraid.
  • Ken: Right. And I'm gonna be the someone who's afraid.
  • Emmy: And I'm gonna be the one who makes Ken afraid. Here I go. Shh.
  • (Emmy Walks Behind Ken, and Jumps in Front of Ken, Blabbering)
  • (Ken Laughing)
  • Emmy: Ken, that's not afraid.
  • Ken: I'm sorry, Emmy, but you made me laugh.
  • Emmy: But I'm trying to make you afraid.
  • Ken: Okay, I-I-I'm sorry. We'll try again.
  • Emmy: Okay. I'll try harder, okay?
  • (Emmy Hides Behind Ken Again, and Jumps in Front of Him, Blabbering)
  • Emmy: Ken!
  • Ken: I'm sorry, Emmy, but you're so cute and funny, that you make me laugh.
  • Emmy: But I'm supposed to make people feel afraid.
  • Ken: Okay, so you try again, and this time, I'm sure I'll be really scared.
  • Emmy: Really?
  • Ken: Really. Just-- Y-You'll see.
  • Emmy: Okay.
  • (Emmy Hides Behind Ken Again, and Jumps in Front of Him, Blabbering)
  • (Ken Screaming)
  • (Ken Runs Away)
  • Emmy: Whoa. Now that was someone who was afraid. Yeah. Uh, Ken? Ken, can you come back now? I'm not being scary anymore. Ken?
  • (Ken Sneaks Behind Emmy and Touches her Back)
  • (Emmy Screaming)
  • Ken: Now that is someone who's also afraid.
  • Emmy: You're good at that.
  • Ken: You are, too. Thank you.
  • (Song Begins)
  • Emmy: "Ooh, I love surprises and wearing disguises, a horribly hideous costume will do. Better be wary be spooky and scary. I'll bounce from the shadows and boo! I wanna scare myself and everyone else. The thrilly, and chilly old willies rise. Cover your eyes little buddy, beware. I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself. Unspeakable sneakables, awful unlookables galloping ghostles and goblins galore. What it they find you? Well, look out behind you! A terrible Monster-type roar." That would be you. "I wanna scare myself and everyone else. The thrilly, and chilly old willies rise. Cover your eyes little buddy, beware. I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself. ​​Now people I figure make scares even bigger. They dress up and scream "Who am I, can you guess?" And tricks always happen when ghosts are a-flappin', and tricks are what people like best. I wanna scare myself and everyone else. The thrilly, and chilly old willies rise. Cover your eyes little buddy, beware. I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself." And who better? Oh, by the way, boo!

Sandra's Joke to Lisa:

  • Sandra: Dun, dun.
  • Lisa: What?
  • Sandra: Sorry, Lisa. Dun, dun is Spanish for "Knock, knock." Let me try again. Knock, knock.
  • Lisa: Who's there?
  • Sandra: Boo.
  • Lisa: Boo hoo?
  • Sandra: Please, don't cry. It's just a joke.
  • (Sandra and Lisa Laugh)
  • Sandra: That's so funny.
  • (Flashback to the Present in Ms. Grimwood's School)
  • (Sibella and Emmy Laughing)
  • Sibella: That Sandra can tell a joke, right?
  • Emmy: Definitely.
  • Sibella: That's Joke #5 and still counting.
  • Emmy: You want to tell a joke now, Sibella?
  • Sibella: Oh, yes. I'd love to. Um, oh, here's one. Joke #6 coming up. What is the scariest ride in the amusement park?
  • Emmy: Oh, I don't know. What is the scariest ride in the amusement park?
  • Sibella: The Roller Ghoster!
  • (Emmy and Sibella Laugh)
  • (The Organ Plays)
  • Emmy: My goodness, Sibella. Phantasma's organ is playing by itself.
  • Sibella: Yes. It's telling me, it's heard that old joke before.
  • Emmy: Really?
  • Sibella: Yes. Do you want to tell a joke?
  • (Organ Plays a Song in "Yes")
  • Emmy: What's the organ saying now?
  • Sibella: It wants to hear a song. All right, what kind of song?
  • (Organ Plays a Song in "Halloween")
  • Sibella: Oh, a Halloween song. Here's one right now.
  • Emmy: I think I've heard this song before.

It's Halloween-lo-ween:

  • (Flashback to Emmy Dancing to a Halloween Beat)
  • Emmy: "When the moon is full and bright on a starry starry night, and the wind is deadly still down your spine you feel a chill. Something spooky's in the air, you look around and no-one's there. Not a living soul in sight. Are there spirits out tonight? Then a bell starts to ring, all the ghosts come out to sing."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody. Let out a scream, (Whoo!) hooray it's Halloween!"
  • Emmy: "It's Halloween!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Emmy: "Everybody."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween, give a scream, it's Halloween!"
  • Emmy: "Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "From the mansion on the hill shrieks of laughter break the still. Ghoulish figures start to wake, makes your knees begin to quake. Ghostly music fills the air with minor chords to curl your hair. Ghosts and goblins boogie shake to a dev'lish disco wake. Then a bell starts to ring, all the ghosts come out to sing. Ooh..."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody. Let out a scream, (Ahh!) hooray it's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "It's Halloween!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Tevin: "Everybody."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "Yeah!"
  • Chorus: "Give a scream, it's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "It's Halloween!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Emmy: "Everybody."
  • Chorus: "Let out a scream, (Ahh!) hooray it's Halloween!"
  • Emmy: "Oh, oh."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Emmy: "Everybody."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "Yeah!"
  • Chorus: "Give a scream, it's Halloween!"
  • Emmy: "Ohh..."
  • (Tevin and Emmy Dance)
  • Emmy: "If you're young or if you're old, don't be left out in the cold."
  • Tevin: "For one night out of the year, hug a goblin without fear."
    Emmy: "Don a costume and a wig and dance a Halloweeny jig."
  • Tevin: And shake it left and shake it right, 'cause it's Halloween tonight."
  • Emmy: "When the bell bings to ring"
  • Emmy and Tevin: "Everybody start to sing..."
  • Tevin: "Sing and sing and sing and sing, yeah!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Tevin: "Everybody."
  • Chorus: "Let out a scream, (Whoo!) hooray it's Halloween!"
  • Emmy: It's Halloween!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody"
  • Emmy: "Oh, yeah, yeah!"
  • Chorus: It's Halloween, give a scream, it's Halloween!
  • Tevin: "Yeah! Yeah!"
  • Chorus: It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Tevin: "It's Halloween."
  • Chorus: "Let out a scream, (Whoo!) hooray it's Halloween!"
  • Emmy: Yeah, yeah."
  • Tevin: "Oh, yeah."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Emmy: "Everybody!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween, give a scream, it's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "Whoo! Whoo!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody. Let out a scream, hooray it's Halloween!"
  • Male Singers: "Ooh, it's Halloween."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody. It's Halloween, give a scream, it's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "Come on, come on."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Tevin: "Everybody."
  • Chorus: "Let out a scream, (Whoo!) hooray it's Halloween!"
  • Emmy: "Ooh, it's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "It's Halloween!"
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween-lo-ween everybody."
  • Tevin: "Everybody."
  • Chorus: "It's Halloween,"
  • Emmy: "Ooh, ooh."
  • Chorus: "give a scream, it's Halloween!"
  • Tevin: "Ohh."
  • (Song Ends, and Flashback to Jeff Sadly Thinking)

Toby and Denko's Joke to Jeff:

  • Toby: Hey, Denko. Is that Jeff over there?
  • Denko: Oh, yeah, it is Jeff over there.
  • Toby: Hey, you wanna tell him a funny scary joke?
  • Denko: I'd love to tell him a funny scary joke.
  • Toby: Let's go!
  • Denko: Okay.
  • (Both Laughing)
  • Toby: Hey, hey, Jeff. You wanna hear a funny scary joke?
  • Jeff: Okay.
  • Denko: Okay, okay. Here it is.
  • Toby: Go ahead.
  • Denko: Okay. What did the ghosts give the monkeys to eat?
  • Toby: Yeah, yeah. What did the ghosts give the monkeys to eat?
  • Jeff: I don't know. What DID the ghosts give the monkeys to eat?
  • Toby and Denko: Boo-nanas!
  • (Both Laughing)
  • Toby: Boo-nanas!
  • (Cut Back to Sibella and Emmy)
  • Sibella: These 7 jokes have been Spooktacular.
  • Emmy: Yeah!
  • Sibella: Now, who would like to tell the next one?
  • Count Dracula: I would.
  • Emmy: Uh-- Sibella? Your father is here.
  • Sibella: Oh, yes, my daddy, I know. And he tells awesome jokes. Go ahead, Daddy.
  • Count Dracula: What is the scariest thing you can have for lunch?
  • Emmy: Gee, I don't know. What is the scariest thing you can have for lunch, Count Dracula?
  • Count Dracula: The scariest thing you can have for lunch is a sand-witch.
  • (Emmy, Sibella, and Dracula Laugh)
  • Emmy: This is fun!
  • Count Dracula: That makes 8 jokes.
  • Sibella: Very good.
  • Emmy: Yeah, very good.

"Everyone is Special":

  • Milly: I'd like to sing a song to you about how special you are. "You are special, you're the only one. You're the only one like you. There isn't another in the whole wide world who can do the things you do. Because you're special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way." Help me sing!
  • Milly and Emmy: "Oh, you are special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way."
  • Milly: That's right. "You're important, oh, you really are. You're the only one like you. This world is better, just because you're here. You should know that we love you."
  • Milly and Emmy: "Oh, you are special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way."
  • Milly: One more time!
  • Milly and Emmy: "Oh, you are special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way. Everyone in his or her own way."
  • Milly: Oh-ho, that's right.
  • (Song Ends)

Charlie's Joke to Mary:

  • (Charlie Laughing): Hey, Mary, Mary, listen up. What bat knows its ABCs?
  • Mary: I don't know. What bat does know its ABCs?
  • Charlie: The alpha-bat.
  • (Mary Laughs)
  • Charlie: Get it? Alpha-bat?
  • Mary: Yeah.
  • Charlie: Well, that's a great joke, huh? (Laughs)
  • (Sibella and Emmy Laugh)
  • Sibella: Oh, that was a good one, Charlie. Joke #9.
  • Emmy: Yeah.
  • Bats: Hey, Sibella, we wanna tell a joke.
  • Emmy: Oh, Sibella, I think the bats wanna tell a joke.
  • Sibella: Fangtastic! Go ahead, my bats. Tell us joke #10.
  • Bat: What does Sibella say at the beginning of a baseball game?
  • Emmy: Ooh, I don't know. What does Sibella say at the beginning of a baseball game?
  • Bats: Batter up!
  • Sibella: Ah, batter up!
  • (Sibella and Emmy Laugh)
  • Emmy: Yeah, batter up! Hey, those bats-- they tell funny jokes!
  • Sibella: You think that's good? You should them sing.

"Things Out There":

  • (Sibella Plays Guitar)
  • (Milly Plays Piano)
  • (Melanie Plays Drums)
  • Sandra: "You're all alone in the middle of the night. Something moves in the cold moonlight. You're trying not to scream, but you gotta let it out,"
  • Paula, Becky, and Sandra: "And it makes you wanna, you wanna, you wanna shout! There's things out there sneaking up behind you, things out there that'll chill you to the bone! Those things out there, you know they're gonna find you. No matter where you go, you know there's things out there!"
  • (Milly Plays the Piano)
  • (Sibella Plays the Guitar)
  • Becky: Running through the graveyard, bumping into trees, something reaches out and pulls you to your knees, trying to get away, you don’t know if you can, and you're staring at the--"
  • Paula, Becky, and Sandra: "At the old wolfman! There's things out there sneaking up behind you, things out there, don't go out alone! Those things out there, you know they're gonna find you. No matter where you go, you know there's things out there!"
  • Sandra: "Things that'll chase you!"
  • Becky: "Things that'll eat you!"
  • Paula Schaeffer: "Things that'll jump out and say they're glad to meet you!"
  • Paula, Becky, and Sandra: "Vampires, witches, goblins, and ghosts, but you know the ones that scare you the most... are those things out there waiting in the darkness, things out there with the bright red eyes! Things out there,"
  • Paula Schaeffer: "Better watch where you're going,"
  • Paula, Becky, and Sandra: "'Cause you never know when there are, know when there are, know when there are things out there. You know the sky is falling. Things out there. Better run for home! There's things out there."
  • Paula Schaeffer: "You can hear your mommy calling."
  • Paula, Becky, and Sandra: "You're never gonna know when there are, when there are, when there are things out there!"
  • Sandra: "Things out there!"
  • Paula, Becky, and Sandra: "Things, out, there. Things out there!"
  • (Melanie Plays Drum)
  • (Milly Plays Piano)
  • (Sibella Plays Guitar)
  • (Song Ends)

Yumi's Joke to Sally:

  • Yumi Yoshimura: Oh, no! Oh, no! Am I late? Am I late? Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
  • Sally Spacebot: Miss what, Yumi?
  • Yumi Yoshimura: I wanna tell a funny scary joke. Please, can I tell--
  • Sally Spacebot: Calm down. Calm down. Chill.
  • Yumi Yoshimura: Okay.
  • Sally Spacebot: You can say your funny joke. Go ahead.
  • Yumi Yoshimura: Oh, great, great. Thank you. All right, all right, here it comes. What bat works for the circus?
  • Sally Spacebot: I don't know. What bat DOES work for the circus?
  • Yumi Yoshimura: Oh, I love this. This is so great. I-I-I-I almost lost it. An acrobat.
  • (Yumi and Sally Laugh)
  • Yumi Yoshimura: You get it? You get it? An acrobat? I love that one. Let me tell it again. You'll love it much the second time. What kind of bat works for the circus?
  • Sally Spacebot: I don't know. What KIND of bat works for the circus?
  • Yumi Yoshimura: An acrobat.
  • (Yumi and Sally Laugh)
  • (Sibella and Emmy Laugh)
  • Sibella: Yumi told us Joke #11.
  • Emmy: Hey, Sibella. Here's another one. What's the first thing ghosts do when they ride in a car? Fasten their sheet belts.
  • (Sibella Laughing): That's 12 funny spooky jokes.
  • Emmy: What does a ghost put in his ice cream soda? Whipped scream!
  • (Sibella Laughing): Whipped scream! 13! 13 funny spooky jokes!
  • Emmy: What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peek-a-boo!
  • (Sibella Laughing): That's 14 awesome funny scary jokes!
  • (Sibella and Emmy Laughing, and Their Laughter Almost Dies Out)
  • (Sibella Sighs)
  • Emmy: Gee, Sibella, I can't think of one more funny scary joke.
  • Sibella: Neither can I, Emmy. I'm all joked out.
  • (The Organ Plays)
  • Emmy (Off-Screen): Oh, my goodness, Sibella. That spooky organ is playing by itself again. (On-Screen) What's it saying this time?
  • Sibella: It's saying, "With all those jokes, you must have worked up quite an appetite." So, go into the kitchen for some screech cobbler! (Laughing)
  • (Emmy Laughing): W-W-Wait, wait, wait, Sibella! That was another joke. That makes 15-- 15 spooky jokes! (Sinister Laugh)
  • (Thunderclap)
  • (A Ghost with a Number 15 Appears)
  • Emmy: Sibella, wait for me.
  • (Dracula Laughs)
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