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Cast:

  • Alice - Emmy (Dragon Tales)
  • Alice's Sister - Astrid (How to Train Your Dragons)
  • Dinah - Fluffy (Handy Manny)
  • The White Rabbit - Wheeler the Unicycle (3-2-1 Penguins: Ultra-Purple)
  • Doorknob - Shader the Umbrella (Rankin/Bass' Here Comes Peter Cottontail TV Series: Ultra-Green)

Transcript:

  • Emmy: Curiouser and curiouser!
  • Shader: Oh!!
  • Emmy: OH! Oh, I beg your pardon.
  • Shader: Oh, oh, it’s quite all right. But you did give me quite a turn!
  • Emmy: You see, I was following…
  • Shader: Rather good, what? Umbrella, turn?
  • Emmy: Please, sir.
  • Shader: Well, one good turn deserves another! What can I do for you?
  • Emmy: Well, I’m looking for the Purple Unicycle. So, um, if you don’t mind…
  • Shader: Uh? Oh!
  • Emmy: There he is! I simply must get through!
  • Shader: Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible.
  • Emmy: You mean impossible?
  • Shader: No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible! Why don’t you try the bottle on the table?
  • Emmy: Table? Oh!
  • Shader: Read the directions, and directly you’ll be directed in the right direction. He he he!
  • Emmy: ‘Drink me’. Hmmm, better look first. For if one drinks much from a bottle marked ‘poison’, it’s almost certain to disagree with one, sooner or later.
  • Shader: I beg your pardon?!
  • Emmy: I was just giving myself some good advice. But… hmm, tastes like oh... cherry tart… custard… pineapple… roast turkey… goodness! What did I do?
  • Shader: Ho ho ho ho! You almost went out like a candle!
  • Emmy: But look! I’m just the right size!
  • Shader: Oh, no use! Ha ha ha ha. I forgot to tell you, ho ho ho ho! I’m locked!
  • Emmy: Oh No!
  • Shader: Ha ha ha, but of course, uh, you’ve got the key, so…
  • Emmy: What key?
  • Shader: Now, don’t tell me you’ve left it up there!
  • Emmy: Oh, dear! What ever will I do?
  • Shader: Try the box, naturally.
  • Emmy: Oh! ‘Eat me’. All right. But goodness knows what this will do... wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
  • Shader: Whtwhsthswwdthdwd!
  • Emmy: What did you say?
  • Shader: I said: ‘a little of that went a long way’! Ha ha ha ha!
  • Emmy: Well, I don’t think it’s so funny! Now- now I shall never get home! (Emmy began to crying with a giant tear)
  • Shader: Oh, come on now. Crying won’t help.
  • Emmy: I know, but I- I- I just can’t help myself! (She crying like a big crybaby)
  • Shader: Hey, Hey, this won’t do! Bwwsfdfdfbl! Say, this won’t do at all! You, you up there, stop! Stop, I say! Oh look! The bottle, the bottle!!
  • Emmy: Oh dear, I do wish I hadn’t cried so much.
  • Shader: Glpglpglp…
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