Cast:

  • Alice - Emmy (Dragon Tales)
  • Alice's Sister - Astrid (How to Train Your Dragons)
  • Dinah - Fluffy (Handy Manny)
  • The White Rabbit - Wheeler the Unicycle (3-2-1 Penguins: Ultra-Purple)
  • The Doorknob - Shader the Umbrella (Rankin/Bass' Here Comes Peter Cottontail TV Series: Ultra-Green)
  • The Dodo - Zidgel (3-2-1 Penguins)
  • The Parrot Next to Dodo - Dave the Dove (The Star)

Transcript:

  • Zidgel: Oh, the sailor’s life is the life for me, how I love to sail on the bounding sea, and I never never ever do a thing about the weather for the weather never ever does a thing for me. Oh, a sailor’s life is a life for me, tiddle um (prrt, prrt) tiddle dum dum dee! And I never ne… ahoy! And other nautical expressions! Land ho, by Jove!
  • Dave: Where away, Zidgel?
  • Emmy: Zidgel?
  • Zidgel: Three points to starboard. Follow me, me hearties! Have you at port no time at all now, haha! Oh…
  • Emmy: Mister Zidgel!
  • Dave: Johoho, and a bottle of sea, we love each time…
  • Emmy: Please! Please help me! … Um, pardon me, but uh, would you mind helping me? Please? Yoo Hoo! Yoo Hoo! Help me! Please! Help me!
  • Zidgel: Forward, backward, inward, outward, come and join the chase! Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race. Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top, never a beginning there can never be a stop to skipping, hopping, tripping, fancy free and gay, I started it tomorrow and will finish yesterday. Round and round and round we go, and dance for evermore, once we were behind but now we find we are be-forward, backward, inward, outward, come and join the chase! Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race. For backward…I say! You’ll never get dry that way!
  • Emmy: Get dry?
  • Zidgel: Have to run with the others! First rule of a caucus-race, you know!
  • Emmy: But how can I…
  • Zidgel: That’s better! Have you dry in no time now!
  • Emmy: No-one can ever get dry this way!
  • Zidgel: Nonsense! I am as dry as a bone already.
  • Emmy: Yes, but…
  • Zidgel: All right, chaps! Let’s head now! Look lively!
  • Emmy: The purple unicycle! Mister Unicycle! Mi- mister Unicycle!
  • Wheeler: Oh, my goodness! I’m late! I’m late!
  • Emmy: Oh, don’t go away! I’ll be right back!
  • Wheeler: I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
  • Emmy: Don’t step on the fish!
  • Zidgel: Eric, there, watch it there stop kicking that mackerel! William…
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