Bernard & Friends

Brucesmovies1's TV-spoof of "Barney and Friends"

Bernard and Friends (Barney) tv poster — Bernard and Friends (TV-spoof)

Cast[]

Dinosaurs[]

Barney - Bernard (The Rescuers)
Baby Bop - Miss Bianca (The Rescuers)
BJ - Jake (The Rescuers Down Under)
Riff - Pudge (Cats Don't Dance)

Children[]

Kathy - Magnolia Hawks (Show Boat (1951))
Tina - Scarlett O'Hara (Gone with the Wind (1939))
Luci- Cassie (The Oregon Trail 5th Edition)
Min - Mary Hatch (It's A Wonderful Life (1946))
Tosha - Eliza Doolittle (My Fair Lady (1964))
Derek - Elliot (Henry Thomas)
Carlos - Mushu (Mulan)
Michael - Danny (Cats Don't Dance)
Shawn - Milhouse (The Simpsons)
Kelly - Esther (Ben-Hur (1959))
Julie - Cinderella (Cinderella)
Robert - Pinocchio (Pinocchio)
Kristen - Esther Smith (Meet Me in St. Louis (1944))
Emily - Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Kim - Ilsa Lund (Casablanca (1942))
Danny - Dumbo (Dumbo)
Curtis - Timothy Q. Mouse (Dumbo)
Tony - Bambi (Bambi)
Beth - Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
Stacy - Lady (Lady and the Tramp)
Rachel - Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

and lots more!

Others[]

Rainbow Beard - Quintus Arrius (Ben-Hur (1959))
Mother Goose - Glinda (The Wizard of Oz)
Mr. Tennagain - Bert (Mary Poppins)
Stella the Storyteller - Golde (Fiddler on the Roof (1971))
Mr. Boyd - Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld)

Puppeteers[]

Scooter - Tito (Oliver and Company)
Miss Etta - Rita (Oliver and Company)
Booker T. Bookworm - Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)

Seasons[]

Season 1[]

The Queen of Make-Believe
My Family's Just Right for Me
Playing it Safe
Hop to It!
Eat, Drink, and Be Healthy!
Four Seasons Day
The Treasure Of Quintus Arrius
Going Places
Caring Means Sharing
Down on Bernard's Farm
What's That Shadow?
Happy Birthday, Bernard!
Alphabet Soup
Our Earth, Our Home
Let's Help Glinda
Be a Friend
I Just Love Bugs
When I Grow Up
1-2-3-4-5 Senses
Practice Makes Music
Hi Neighbor!
A Camping We Will Go
A Splash Party Please
A World of Music
Doctor Bernard is Here!
Oh! What a Day!
Home Sweet Homes
Hola Mexico!
Everyone is Special

Season 2[]

Falling for Autumn
Grandparents are Grand
May I Help You
Red, Blue, and Circles Too!
Honk, Honk, A Goose on the Loose
Hoo's in the Forest?
I Can Do That!
Grown-Ups For a Day!
Picture This!
Look at Me, I'm Three!
The Exercise Circus
My Favorite Things!
The Dentist Makes Me Smile
Stop, Look, and Be Safe!
An Adventure in Make-Believe
The Alphabet Zoo
Having Tens of Fun!
A Very Special Delivery

Season 3

Milhouse and the Beanstalk
If the Shoe Fits
Room For Everyone
I Can Be a Firefighter
Shopping for a Surprise
Anyway You Slice It
Twice is Nice!
On the Move
A Welcome Home
Classical Clean Up
Our Furry Feathered Fishy Friends
Gone Fishing!
At Home With the Animals
It's Raining It's Pouring
Camera Safari
Who's Who on the Choo-Choo?
Are We There Yet?
Ship Ahoy!
Hats Off to Jake!
Up We Go!

Season 4[]

First Day of School
Is Everybody Happy?
Pennies, Nickels, Dimes
We've Got Rhythm
Tick Tock Clocks!
Waiting for Mr. Delivery Man
Let's Build Together
It's Tradition
A Picture of Health
Play Ball!
A Different Kind of Mystery
Going on a Bear Hunt
Let's Eat
Tree-Mendous Trees
Good, Clean Fun!
Easy, Breezy Day!
All Mixed Up
Oh, Brother...She's My Sister
Once a Pond a Time
E-I-E-I-O

Season 5[]

Books Are Fun!
Trading Places
Safety First!
Circle of Friends
The One and Only You
Bernard's Band
Try It, You'll Like It!
Colors All Around
Howdy, Friends!
Seven Days a Week
Hidden Treasures
A Royal Welcome
Sweet as Honey
First Things First!
Aunt Rachel Is Here!
It's a Rainy Day!
Easy Does It!
What's in a Name?
A Very Special Mouse
A Package of Friendship

Season 6[]

Stick with Imagination!
Itty Bitty Bugs
Grandparents Are Grand
Snack Time!
A Sunny, Snowy Day
You've Got to Have Art
Five Kinds of Fun!
Count Me In!
Who's Who at the Zoo?
Birthday Olé
Excellent Exercise!
Brushing Up on Teeth
A Little Glinda
Good Job!
It's Home to Me
How Does Your Garden Grow?
You Can Do It!
Here Comes the Firetruck!
Ready, Set, Go!
You Are Special

and lots more!

Bernard (Barney) Says[]

Bernard Says is a segment at the end of most episodes. Bernard says "Hello again to all my friends, I'm glad you came to play, our fun and learning never ends, here's what we did today!", then he shows the audience the lessons of the episodes and the things they can do. In the first seasons, Bernard will say something from the line of "And remember, I love you.". Starting from Season 3, a Disney Channel star (except Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato) says "Hey everybody, it's time for Bernard Says!", also, after the end of the segment, Bernard says "And remember, I love you!" and waves goodbye before the end credits.