Cast:
- Bletch the Walrus - Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse)
- Harry the Hare - Larry the Lamb (Stories from Toytown: Featuring Larry the Lamb)
- Sebastian the Fox - Count Duckula
- Sidney the Elephant - Berk (The Trap Door)
- Heidi the Hippo - Pearl Pureheart (Mighty Mouse)
- Sandy the Chicken - Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
- Wynyard the Frog - Hector the Dog (Hector's House)
- Seymour the Elephant - Adelbert (Mickey's Good Deed)
- Pekingese - SuperTed
- Poodle - Rosie (Puppydog Tales)
- Samantha the Cat - Daisy the Diesel Railcar (Thomas and Friends)
- Robert the Hedgehog - E.B. (Hop)
- Vietnamese Gophers - Penguin's March (Farce of the Penguins)
- Dr. Quack the Duck - Bonkers D. Bobcat (Disney's Bonkers)
Transcript[]
- Announcer: And now, someone who needs no introduction. Heeere's...
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: Well.
- Announcer: ...Larry...
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: Yipee! (begins to vomit)
- Audiences: (shocked)
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: (shocked)
- Count Duckula/Sebastian (shocked)
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: (vomits continued)
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: Oh, shit!
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: (vomits continued)
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: (shocked)
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: (vomits)
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: Launch! Come on! Launch the carrot! What am I going to do? Oh my god! Berk, you're going to have to fill in for a few minutes.
- Berk/Sidney: But... I've got to go the toilet.
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: Improvise! Improvise!
- Berk/Sidney: But I've got a really weak bladder.
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: Say something! Go on, say something! Anything!
- Berk/Sidney: The show is going really well, I think.
- Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: Goodbye, Baron Greenback.
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: We'll drop the barrel balancing act and bring the knife throwing forward. Where the hell is Hector? Why isn't anybody listening to me?
- Berk/Sidney: And so without further ado please give a big hand... for our fabulous knife thrower.
- Miss Piggy/Sandy: BERK!
- Berk/Sidney: Oh, no!
- Miss Piggy/Sandy: You philandering bastard!
- Berk/Sidney: Miss Piggy, not in front of all the people!
- Miss Piggy/Sandy: What I have to say I want the world to know. He may look like a lovable old pachyderm... but he's a steaming great shit!
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: I don't believe it!
- Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: Goodbye life! Hello death!
- Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Hey Count! God to see you, man.
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: Pull yourself together! You're next up!
- Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Have you ever noticed the beautiful lighting in this toilet?
- Miss Piggy/Sandy: He used me to vent his lustful passions... but as soon as I was up the duff it was another story. He had his pleasure and left me with this.
- Adelbert/Seymour: Dadda!
- Miss Piggy/Sandy: Adelbert, run to Daddy.
- Adelbert/Seymour: Dadda! Dadda!
- Berk/Sidney: Oh, no! Look, I've got to go. I've got an urgent call of nature.
- Miss Piggy/Seymour: That's right, run away! That's what you've always done.
- Berk/Sidney: I don't think I'm going to make it!
- SuperTed/Pekingese: Oh yes, a good conditioner works wonders on my coat. Oh, Berk, no!
- Berk/Sidney: Oh sorry guys. I was bursting.
- Superted/Pekingese: Disgusting! You're supposed to wait till it's all clear!
- Rosie/Poodle: Thanks a lot, Berk! I'm on in five minutes.
- Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: Goodbye life!
- Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: Oh, there it is! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. Don't let me stop you. I think you'll find the safety catch is on.
- Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: Eat lead you man-stealing slut!
- Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Oh yeah! Hey, wow! Amazing!
- I'm Freezing My Nuts Off Penguin/Vietnamese Gophers: Hold your fire!
- Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Oh.
- I'm Freezing My Nuts Off Penguin/Vietnamese Gophers: Aaah!
- Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Bastard! Ooh! Bastard! Ohh! Bastard! Ach! Where they go! Ach
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: God.
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: That's it! I'm left no alternative! I don't care what Greenback says. We're doing my song! It's up to me to save the show, as usual. All right, everybody! As we rehearsed!
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: Ah, please God! I know I've been a bad bunny... but if you make me well again I promise... promise... I'll be good for the rest of my life. What?
- Bonkers D. Bobcat/Dr. Quack the Duck: Hi Larry. I've just received your test results... and guess what... I made a boo boo.
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: A boo boo?
- Bonkers D. Bobcat/Dr. Quack the Duck: Yeah Larry. You're in the clear. You just got a bad case of lamb pox. Take two aspirins and stay in bed for a week. I'll send you my bill.
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: Yippeee! Yipeeee! I'm in the clear everybody! I haven't got it! I haven't got myxamatosis! I haven't got myx...
Movies/TV Shows Used:[]
- Danger Mouse
- Stories from Toytown: Featuring Larry the Lamb
- Count Duckula
- The Trap Door
- Count Duckula: The Jewels of Duckula
- Mighty Mouse in The Great Space Chase
- The Muppet Movie
- The Muppets (2011)
- It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas
- Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures
- Hector's House
- Inside Out
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- Muppets from Space
- Mickey Mouse: Mickey's Good Deed
- Muppet Treasure Island
- SuperTed
- Puppydog Tales
- Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
- Thomas and Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure
- Hop (2011)
- Farce of the Penguins
Videos[]
Meet the Feebles (Disney and Sega Animal Style) part 28a
Meet the Feebles (Disney and Sega Animal Style) part 28b
Meet the Feebles (Disney and Sega Animal Style) part 28c