Who's Killing the Comedies?

RichardScarryClassics' spoof of Who's Killing the Muppets? from Robot Chicken

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Will: For my next feat, I, Will Stronghold, will walk across the hot coals while explaining what I am!
Royal Pain: No, for your next feat, you'll be shocked! (Royal Pain fires a lightning cannon, decapitating Will Stronghold, and Will's corpse falls on the hot coals. Then Royal Pain shocks Will Stronghold's corpse on the hot coals.)

Will Stronghold's Funeral and Burial Ceremony

Scott Leadready II: Will died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, EMMET BRICKOWSKI, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!

Emmet: "The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like.."
Leni Loud (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in a sybian? (Layla Takes off her right flip-flop and smashed Will's casket lowering to the ground, and hops out and puts her flip-flop back on)
Gru: The last time a comedy died was...
Emmet (interrupting): Excuse me?
Gru: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
Emmet: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock things out of your mouth?!
Scott Leadready II: Wow, Emmet's working blue, but he’s right. We vowed never to talk about...that night. (The gang turn to look at Jimmy Fallon) (Jimmy Fallon waves at them)

Later

Gru: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats!" (laughing)
Royal Pain: (Right up at the door) Why did the man turn Red?
Gru: I don't know.
Royal Pain: Because he was embarrassed.
Gru: (Sarcastically claps) (Laughs)
Royal Pain: Then how about this? Because I totally SHOCKED YOU! (Hooded Killer shocks Gru)
Gru: What a showstopper. (Falls on stage)
Shenzi: See? I told you the man was gonna die on stage tonight. (Shenzi and Banzai laugh)
Gru: Can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
Banzai: You're an ambulance. (Shenzi and Banzai laugh again, and Gru is dragged offscreen by Royal Pain and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
Scott Leadready II: (Minion Pigs roll Gru's dead body away) First Will, now Gru. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...?
Leni Loud: Don’t say that name, Scott.
Scott Leadready II: OOOH, Leni's telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Leni's telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in I! (Jimmy Fallon walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Jimmy Fallon?
Jimmy Fallon: Oh! Hey there, boss.
Scott Leadready II: We need to talk about Ellen DeGeneres' death.
Jimmy Fallon: Why, sure. I love talking about my older sister, if not for that tragic accident...
Scott Leadready II: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

Comedy Babies Flashback

Baby Scott Leadready II: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!
Baby Gru: Let’s question Scott's sensibility. (Laughs)
Baby Jimmy Fallon: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. (Leaves)
Baby Ellen DeGeneres: What a nerd.
Baby Leni Loud: (Clears throat) I will play "The Chubby Mermaid".
Baby Ellen DeGeneres: Mermaids aren't fat! (Pushes Baby Leni Loud)
Baby Scott Leadready II: Yikes! Ellen, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Ellen DeGeneres smacks Scott Leadready II)
Baby Gru: NANNY! ELLEN'S HITTING US AGAIN!
Baby Scott Leadready II: Yeah, who's the homo now? (Ellen Degeneres beats up Gru, and Ellen DeGeneres gets hit in the back by Scott Leadready II with a red wagon and knocked headfirst into the pool) If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. (All Comedy Babies agree and drown Ellen DeGeneres in the pool)
All Comedy Babies: NANNY!

(Present)

Jimmy Fallon: You killed my sister?!?
Scott Leadready II: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Ellen's come back from the grave for revenge!
Jimmy Fallon: Oh, Ellen will have her revenge… (Jimmy Fallon reveals himself to be Ellen Degeneres, Royal Pain, being disrobed)
Ellen DeGeneres: (Scott Leadready II and Leni Loud scream) (Takes out knife, and attacks Scott Leadready II) Fifteen seconds till your death!
Leni Loud: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick her, but misses, as her right sandal came off of Leni Loud's foot) Wuh!
Ellen DeGeneres: Here it comes! Showtime!
Layla Williams: (Holding a bow and arrow) Get away from her!
Ellen DeGeneres: You can’t shoot me! (Petunia fires an arrow, which runs through Ellen DeGeneres' head) OOHH!! (Falls to the floor with Emmet behind her)
Emmet (chuckling): That bit never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)