Cast (but please don't change this OR ELSE UR FIRED!!!!!!)[]
- James as Homer Simpson - (James and Homer Simpson are both vain, splendid, rude, grumpy, and have their "me" in their middle names)
- Emily as Marge Simpson - (Emily and Marge Simpson are both wear green and relationships with James and Homer Simpson)
- Thomas as Bart Simpson - (Thomas and Bart Simpson are both young, cheeky, and son figures to Emily and Marge Simpson)
- Rosie as Lisa Simpson - (Rosie and Lisa Simpson are both sisters of Thomas and Bart Simpson)
- Lady as Maggie Simpson - (Lady and Maggie Simpson are both little)
- Toby as Grandpa Abe Simpson - (Toby and Grandpa Abe Simpson are both old)
- Polar (from Crash Bandicoot) as Santa's Little Helper
- Pura (Crash Bandicoot) as Snowball
- Gordon as Principal Seymour Skinner - (Gordon and Principal Seymour Skinner are both important and wear blue)
- Elizabeth as Agnes Skinner - (Elizabeth and Agnes Skinner are both old)
- Molly as Edna Krabappel Flanders - (Molly and Edna Krabappel Flanders are both wonderful and gorgeous)
- Spencer as Superintendent Gary Chalmers - (Spencer and Superintendent Gary Chalmers are both strict and pompous)
- Edward as Ned Flanders - (Edward and Ned Flanders are both kind)
- Madge as Maude Flanders - (Madge and Maude Flanders are both have their names starting with "Ma")
- Bill and Ben as Rod and Todd Flanders - (Bill and Ben are twins, just like Rod and Todd Flanders)
- Annie and Clarabel as Patty and Selma Bouvier - (Annie and Clarabel are twins, just like Patty and Selma Bouvier are)
- Casey Jr. (from Disney's Dumbo/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Milhouse Van Houten - (Thomas and Casey Jr. are great friends, just like Bart Simpson and Milhouse Van Houten are)
- Johnny (from The Brave Engineer/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Kirk Van Houten
- Melissa (from Onion Pacific/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Luann Van Houten
- Percy as Ralph Wiggum - (Percy and Ralph Wiggum are both wimpy)
- Diesel as Mr. Burns - (Diesel and Mr. Burns are both the main villains)
- Paxton as Waylon Smithers, Jr.
- Donald and Douglas as Lenny and Carl - (Donald and Douglas are twins, just like Lenny and Carl are)
- Toots (from Porky's Railroad/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Martin Prince - (Toots and Martin Prince are both western, wise, and helpful)
- Arry as Nelson Muntz
- Bert as Jimbo Jones
- Splatter as Kearney Zzyzwicz
- Dodge as Dolph Starbeam - (Dodge and Dolph Starbeam are both have their names starting with "Do")
- Duncan as Moe Syzlak - (Duncan and Moe Syzlak are both rude)
- Oliver as Chief Clancy Wiggum - (Oliver and Chief Clancy Wiggum are both western)
- Belle as Sarah Wiggum
- Skarloey as Officer Lou
- Rheneas as Officer Eddie
- Henry as Barney Gumble - (Henry and Barney Gumble are both fat, clumsy, and ends with the letter "Y")
- Neville as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
- Duchess of Hamilton (from RWS) as Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
- BoCo as Dr. Julius Hibbert - (BoCo and Dr. Julius Hibbert are both wise)
- Old Slow Coach as Bernice Hibbert
- Cranky as Krusty the Clown
- Bertie as Sideshow Mel
- Diesel 10 as Sideshow Bob - (Diesel 10 and Sideshow Bob are both very evil)
- Johnny Cuba (from TUGS) as Snake Jailbird - (Johnny Cuba and Snake Jailbird are both big and strong)
- Constance (from Theodore Tugboat) as Lindsey Naegle
- Zebedee and Zak (from TUGS) as Kang and Kodos
- Carla (from Theodore Tugboat) as Crazy Cat Lady
- George as Fat Tony - (George and Fat Tony are both evil, mean, and selfish)
- Terence as Jasper Beardly
- Toad as Bumblebee Man
- Duck as Mayor Joe Quimby
- Mavis as Martha Quimby - (Mavis and Martha Quimby are both have their names starting with "Ma")
- Bulgy as Comic Book Guy
- Salty as Sea Captain - (Salty and Sea Captain are connected to bodies of water)
- Isabel and Dulcie (from RWS) as Sherri and Terri Mackleberry - (Isabel and Dulcie are twins, just like Sherri and Terri Mackleberry are)
- City of Truro as Troy McClure
- Harvey as Groundskeeper Willie MacDougal - (Harvey and Groundskeeper Willie MacDougal are both Scottish)
- Guysborough (from Theodore Tugboat) as Gravedigger Billy
- Byron as Otto
- Henrietta as Elizabeth Hoover
- Flying Scotsman as Reverend Lovejoy
- Caroline as Helen Lovejoy
- Daisy as Doris Freedman - (Daisy and Doris Freedman are both have five letters in one name and begins with the letter 'D')
- The Chinese Dragon as Dragon - (The Chinese Dragon and Dragon are both dragons)
- Tillie (from The Little Engine That Could/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Princess Kashmir - (Tillie and Princess Kashmir are both beautiful)
- Pete (from the Little Engine That Could/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Mr. Fisk
- Farnsworth (from The Little Engine That Could/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Eugene Fisk
- Arthur as Frank Grimes - (Arthur and Frank Grimes are both do everything perfectly)
- S.C.Ruffey as Frank Grimes Jr.
- Rusty as Allison Taylor - (Rusty was a female in the American narration of Tuneful Toots and Duncan and the Old Mine)
- Duke as Hans Moleman - (Duke and Hans Moleman are both old)
- D261 as Russ Cargill - (D261 and Russ Cargill are both evil)
- Murdoch as Rainier Wolfcastle - (Murdoch and Rainier Wolfcastle are both big and strong)
- Trevor as Professor Frink
- Bulstrode as Hank Scorpio
- Peter Sam as Lewis Clark
- Sir Handel as Richard
- The Spiteful Breakvan as Rex Banner
- Dennis as Luigi Risotto - (Dennis and Luigi Risotto are both lazy)
- Wilbert (from RWS) as Lionel Hutz
- Bulgy's Friend as Lyle Lanley
- Flora as Mindy Simmons - (Flora and Mindy Simmons are both only made one appearance)
- Bertram as Duffman
- Jack as Cletus Spuckler
- Isobella as Brandine Spuckler
- Victor as Kent Brockman - (Victor and Kent Brockman are both wear red)
- Harold as Arnie Pye - (Arnie drives a helicopter and Harold is a helicopter)
- Hiro as Akira - (Hiro and Akira are both Japanese)
- Ten Cents (from TUGS) as Herbert Powell
- Diesel 199 (from RWS) as Herman Hermann
- Talyllyn (from RWS) as Larry
- Dolgoch (from RWS) as Sam
- Oliver (Pack) as Dewey Largo
- Smudger as Cecil Terwilliger
- The Horrid Lorries as Johnny Tightlips, Legs, and Louie
- Stanley as Disco Stu
- Colin as Dr. Nick Riviera
- Sally Seaplane (from TUGS) as Cookie Kwan
- Rocky as Dr. J. Loren Pyror
- Proteus as Squeaky-voiced teen
- Stepney as Wise Guy
- Freddie as Gil Gunderson
- Den as Cesar
- Dart as Ugolin
- Tiger Moth as Birch Barlow
- Fergus as Blue-Haired Lawyer
- Norman as Judge Roy Snyder
- Hector as Drederick Tatum
- Flynn as Radioactive Man - (Flynn and Radioactive Man are both wear red)
- Top Hat (from TUGS) as The Radioactive Man Director
- Mighty Mac as Bill and Marty
- Charlie as Dubya Spuckler
- Bash as Incest Spuckler
- Dash as Birthday Spuckler
- Lord Harry/Patrick (from RWS) as Freddy Quimby
- The Old Engine (from RWS) as Old Jewish Man
- Mike as The Rich Texan
- Rex as Seth
- Bert (small railway) as Munchie
- The Devil Diesel (a fan-made Thomas character) as Mr. Burns' Alien
- Troublesome Trucks as Parasaurolophus/Octuplets/Animals
- Captain Zero (from TUGS) as Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Tom and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry) as Itchy and Scratchy
- Spike (from Tom and Jerry) as Poochie
- King Louie (from The Jungle Book) as Mr. Teeny
- Mary Poppins (from Mary Poppins) as Shary Bobbins
- Willy Wonka (from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) as Goose Gladwell
- Woody (from Toy Story) as Tom Hanks
- Adult Tod (from The Fox and the Hound) as Mickey Rooney
- Jay Sherman as Himself
- Barney the Dinosaur as Himself
- Richie Rich as Himself
- Michael Jackson as Himself