A parody of The Muppets (2011) by TBA.
Cast[]
- Gary - Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)
- Mary - Anna (Frozen)
- Walter - Elmo (Sesame Street)
- Tour Guide - Aladar (Dinosaur)
- Kermit the Frog - Bert (Sesame Street)
- Miss Piggy - Zoe (Sesame Street)
- Fozzie Bear - Baby Bear (Sesame Street)
- Gonzo - Ernie (Sesame Street)
- Rizzo the Rat - Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)
- Dr. Teeth - Count von Count (Sesame Street)
- Floyd Pepper - Grover (Sesame Street)
- Janice - Rosita (Sesame Street)
- Animal - Frazzle (Sesame Street)
- Zoot - Telly Monster (Sesame Street)
- Pepe the King Prawn - Danny (Cats Don't Dance)
- Rowlf - Yogi Bear (Yogi Bear)
- Camilla - Moana (Moana)
- 80's Robot - Clank (Ratchet and Clank)
- Sam Eagle - Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
- Scooter - Simba (The Lion King)
- Statler and Waldorf - Chip and Dale (Disney)
- Crazy Harry - Br'er Fox (Song of the South)
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast)
- Beaker - Fife (Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)
- The Swedish Chef - Cookie Monster (Sesame Street)
- Sweetums - Big Bird (Sesame Street)
- Thog - Bear (Bear in the Big Blue House)
- Tex Richman - The Grand Duke of Owls (Rock-a-Doodle)
- Uncle Deadly - Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street)
- Bobo the Bear - Nick Wilde (Zootopia)
- Miss Piggy's Receptionist - Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
- TV Executive (FOX) - Pilo (Dinosaur)
- TV Executive (NBC) - Walter (The Muppets)
- TV Executive (Univision) - Kristoff (Frozen)
- Veronica - Sawyer (Cats Don't Dance)
- Junior CDE Executive - Gonzo (The Muppets)
- Hobo Joe - Junior Gorg (Fraggle Rock)
- Hobo Muppets - Bean Bunny, Rizzo the Rat, and Pepe the King Prawn (The Muppets)
- Jack Black - Hans (Frozen)
- Bobby Benson - Herry Monster (Sesame Street)
- Wayne and Wanda - The Prince and Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- Showgirls - Ariel (The Little Mermaid), Elsa the Snow Queen (Frozen), and Jasmine (Aladdin)
- Chickens - Clara Cluck (Mickey Mouse) Jewel (Rio) (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
- Dr. Strangepork and Link Hogthrob - Murray Monster (Sesame Street) and the Genie (Aladdin)
- Beaureguard - Pumbaa (The Lion King)
- Mahna Mahna - Br'er Rabbit (Song of the South)
- The Snowths - Mrs. Potts and Wardrobe (Beauty and the Beast)
- Behemoth - B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens)
- The Newsman - Sam Eagle (The Muppets)
- Lew Zealand - Timon (The Lion King)
- Marvin Suggs - Panchito Pistoles (The Three Caballeros)
- Beautiful Day Monster - Br'er Bear (Song of the South)
- Lips - Zoot (The Muppets)
- Afghan Hound - Anastasia (Anastasia)
- Muppet Gary - Guy Smiley (Sesame Street)
- Human Walter - Chris (Sonic X)
- Reporters - Kermit the Frog and The Newsman (The Muppets)
- Nigel - Singaling (Wee Singdom: The Land of Music and Fun)
- Whoopi Goldberg - Baylene (Dinosaur)
- Selena Gomez - Cinderella (Cinderella)
- Rico Rodriguez - Spike (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
- Neil Patrick Harris - Fozzie Bear (The Muppets)
- Gonzo's Employees - Various men
Audience[]
(*) = speaking characters
- Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, Piglet, and Rabbit
- Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, and Guido
- Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck*, Daisy Duck, Pluto, Max Goof, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Clarabelle Cow
- Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Sylvester, Tweety Bird, Lola Bunny, Porky Pig, Granny, Pepe Le Pew*
- Barney*, Baby Bop, BJ, Michael, Amy, Derek, Carlos, Mr. Boyd
- Olivia Holt, Sofia Carson, Dove Cameron, Ryan McCartan, and Cameron Boyce
- Alice, TweedleDee, and TweedleDum
- Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and Jessie
- Peter Pan, Wendy, Michael, and John
- Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip
- Pocahontas*, Meeko, Flit, and John Smith
- Rapunzel and Flynn Rider
- Merida
- Mulan and Mushu
- Stitch
- SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star
- B1 and B2, Morgan, Lulu, Amy, and Rat-in-a-Hat
- Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Oogtar, and the Caveman
- Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, and Cheese
Quotes[]
- Grover/Floyd: We need the drums, man! We need drums (Frazzle/Animal growls and then grumbles) Whoops! Sorry, Frazzle!
- Frazzle/Animal: No drums! No drums! Prince Hans said no drums! (Sawyer/Veronica puts her phone down feeling upset)
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Bert!
- Bert/Kermit: It's the Muppet Telethon with our very special guest, Prince Hans! YAAAAAY!!!
- (Music starts playing)
- Girls: (singing) It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights. It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show Tonight.
- Men: (singing) It's time to put on make-up, it's time to dress up right. It's time to get things started.
- Junior Gorg/Hobo Joe: Why don't you get things started?
- Uncle Traveling Matt/Statler: (speaking) I've always dreamed that we'd be back here.
- Boober/Waldorf: Dreams? Those were nightmares! (Boober and Matt laugh)
- Bert/Kermit: (singing) It's time to get things started (with the other characters) On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, This is what we call The Sesame Street Muppet Show! (Ernie starts blowing his bugle making a Tarzan yell) (speaks) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have Muppets standing by to take your calls.
- Ernie/Gonzo: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for The Great Ernie's most amazing feat ever...headbowling.
- (Junior Gorg/Hobo Joe and Bean Bunny, Rizzo, and Pepe/Hobo Muppets laugh)
- Ernie/Gonzo: Drum roll, please.
- (Frazzle/Animal uses a triangle since he's still not allowed to play the drums)
- Ernie/Gonzo: And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...
Gallery[]
Jack Frost as Gary
Anna as Mary
Elmo as Walter
Aladar as the Tour Guide
Bert as Kermit the Frog
Zoe as Miss Piggy
Baby Bear as Fozzie Bear
Ernie as Gonzo
Cogsworth as Rizzo the Rat
Count von Count as Dr. Teeth
Grover as Floyd Pepper
Rosita as Janice
Frazzle as Animal
Telly Monster as Zoot
Danny as Pepe the King Prawn
Yogi Bear as Rowlf the Dog
Moana as Camilla the Chicken
Olaf as '80's Robot
Fred Flintstone as Sam Eagle
Simba as Scooter
Chip and Dale as Statler as Waldorf
Br'er Fox as Crazy Harry
Lumiere as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Cookie Monster as the Swedish Chef
Big Bird as Sweetums
Bear as Thog
The Grand Duke of Owls as Tex Richman
Oscar the Grouch as Uncle Deadly
Nick Wilde as Bobo the Bear
Miss Piggy as her Receptionist
Pilo as the FOX TV Executive
Walter as the NBC TV Executive
Kristoff as the Univision TV Executive
Sawyer as Veronica
Gonzo as the Junior CDE Executive
Squidward Tentacles as Jack Black
Junior Gorg as Hobo Joe
Bean Bunny as Hobo Muppet #1
Rizzo the Rat as Hobo Muppet #2
Pepe the King Prawn as Hobo Muppet #3
Tony as Bobby Benson
Elsa as Showgirl #2
The Genie as Link Hogthrob
Pumbaa as Beaureguard
Br'er Rabbit as Mahna Mahna
Mrs. Potts as Snowth #1
Wardrobe as Snowth #2
Sam Eagle as the Newsman
Timon as Lew Zealand
Panchito Pistoles as Marvin Suggs
Br'er Bear as Beautiful Day Monster
Zoot as Lips
Kermit the Frog as Reporter #1
Singaling as Nigel
Spike as Rico Rodriguez
Cinderella as Selena Gomez
Fozzie Bear as Neil Patrick Harris
Trivia[]
- Although Elmo was planned to guest star in the real film but rejected, he will portray Walter in this film.
- Bert (Kermit) will have his Ernie laugh, while Baby Bear (Fozzie) will have Bert's.
- Anna will sing "Once Upon a December" during the blackout.