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Cast appearance:

  • Peddler - Flik (A Bug's Life)
  • Gazeem the Thief - King Candy (Wreck-It Ralph)
  • Jafar - Burger-Beard the Pirate (The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water)
  • Iago - Bloo (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
  • The Cave of Wonders as itself
  • Aladdin - Eggs (The Boxtrolls)
  • Razoul - Hans (Frozen)
  • Razoul's Guards - Royal Guards (Frozen)
  • Woman at the Window - Elsa (Frozen)
  • Ladies Laughing at Aladdin - Astrid Hofferson (How to Your Train Dragon), Merida (Brave) and Rapunzel (Tangled)
  • Abu - Squeaks the Squirrel (Wabbit)
  • Three Balcony Harem Girls - Ariel's Sister (The Little Mermaid)
  • Three Balcony Harem Girls' Mother - Queen Athena (The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning)
  • Necklace Man and Woman - Principal Willoughby and Ms. Winfred Fowl (Jimmy Neutron)
  • Fat Ugly Lady - Aunt Pristine Figg (Tom and Jerry: The Movie)

Transcripts[]

  • (Eggs Running Clip)
  • Hans/Razoul: Stop, thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
  • Eggs/Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa! Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
  • Elsa/Woman at the Window: (Screams)
  • Eggs/Aladdin: (Groaning)
  • Hans/Razoul: There he is!
  • Royal Guard 1: You won't get away so easy!
  • Eggs/Aladdin: You think that was easy?
  • Astrid Hofferson, Merida and Rapunzel/Ladies Laughing at Aladdin: (Laughing)
  • Hans/Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, with me. We'll find him.
  • Eggs/Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
  • Rapunzel: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Eggs?
  • Eggs/Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught--
  • Hans/Razoul: Gotcha.
  • Eggs/Aladdin: I'm in trouble!
  • Hans/Razoul: And this time--
  • Squeaks the Squrriel/Abu: (Squeaking)
  • Eggs/Aladdin: Perfect timing, Squeaks!
  • Squeaks the Squrriel/Abu: Hello!
  • Eggs/Aladdin: Come on, let's get outta here!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford That's everything! One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!
  • Royal Guards/Razoul's Guards (singing): Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): Just a little snack, guys!
  • Royal Guards/Razoul's Guards (singing): Rip him open, take it back guys!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Squeaks!
  • Ariel's Sister/Three Balcony Harem Girls (singing): Who?!? Oh, it's sad Eggs' hit the bottom He's become a one-man rise in crime
  • Queen Athena/Three Balcony Harem Girls' Mother (singing): I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume.
  • Royal Guard 1: There he is.
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): One jump ahead of the hitmen One hit ahead of the flock I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
  • Principal Willoughby/Necklace Man and Woman: Stop, thief! Vandal!
  • Eggs/Aladdin: Squeaks!
  • Ms. Winfred Fowl/Woman: Scandal!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): Let's not be too hasty
  • Aunt Pristine Figg/Fat Ugly Lady (singing): Still I think he's rather tasty
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along!
  • Royal Guards/Razoul's Guards (singing): Wrong
  • Hans/Razoul: Get him!
  • (Hans and Royal Guards Fights Clip)
  • (Image of squeaks with sword.png)
  • Royal Guard: He's got a sword!
  • (Image of squeaks with sword.png)
  • Hans/Razoul: You idiot-- we've ALL got swords!!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!
  • Crowd: Vandal!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): One hop ahead of the hump!
  • Crowd: Street rat!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): One trick ahead of disaster
  • Crowd: Scoundrel!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): They're quick--but I'm much faster
  • Crowd: Take that!
  • Eggs/Aladdin (singing): Here goes, better throw my hand in Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump!

Gallery[]

Movies/TV Shows/Video Games Used:[]

  • The Boxtrolls (2014)
  • Frozen (2013)
  • How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
  • Brave (2012)
  • Tangled (2010)
  • Wabbit (2015)
  • The Little Mermaid (1989)
  • The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning (2008)
  • The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2002)
  • Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)
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