John's Pokémon Lecture is a segment featured after registered Pokémon to the Pokédex.
Generally, the lecture will start with John using the reels of a slot machine to show the silhouette of a Pokémon. The display on his computer will switch to show the image of the Pokémon, surrounded by some general information. He will then show some clips of the Pokémon in the anime as he discusses it. After this, he will show a live example of the Pokémon in his laboratory. Frequently, he will (unintentionally) do something to upset the Pokémon which responds by attacking or hurt him shortly after. The lecture sometimes closes with John reciting a Pokémon poem.
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Pokémon List:[]
Pokémon: | Topic Image: | Effect: | Effect Image: | Poem: | Poem Image: |
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Pichu | Pichu zaps John | Pichu is found in the woods and like fruit, apples are the ones that make them very cute. | |||
Pikachu | Pikachu uses Thunderbolt on John. | Pikachu is cute and fun to play, but electric is the one thing you must stay away. | |||
Raichu | Raichu runs wild to show off its speed and bumps into John. | A Raichu is like a little mouth that's electric. If you see a Raichu, it's time to get hectic. | |||
Eevee | Eevee evolves into a kind of Pokemon. | When an Eevee is ready to evolve, there's a problem that you must solve. | |||
Vaporeon | Vaporeon smacks John with its tail | Vaporeon are watery, wet and thick, but don't pull their fins, they're sharp as a brick. | |||
Jolteon | Jolteon shocks John. | 3 times for Jolteon is aware, that electricity is right over there. | |||
Flareon | Flareon uses Flamethrower on John | Flareon is only used for blowing fire, and nothing else is its heart's desire. | |||
Espeon | Espeon leaves and rain pours on John. | Espeon is bright as the sun, but rain is like being out for fun. | |||
Umbreon | |||||
Leafeon | |||||
Glaceon | |||||
Sylveon | |||||
Meowth | Meowth uses Fury Swipes on John. | If you see a Meowth nearby, don't get scratched. I'm not that guy. | |||
Persian | Persian scratches John. | Persian is a language to speak, but this is a cat with no peek. | |||
Dedenne | |||||
Chespin | |||||
Quilladin | |||||
Chesnaught | |||||
Fennekin | |||||
Braixen | |||||
Delphox | |||||
Froakie | |||||
Frogadier | |||||
Greninja | |||||
Pidgey | Pidgey uses Gust Attack against John. | Pidgey is a bird who can fly, but it catches food, so don't ask why. | |||
Pidgeotto | Pidgeotto grabs John with its feet. | Pidgeotto makes a big Gust attack, and can sometimes fly on back. | |||
Pidgeot | Pidgeot opens its wings and knocks John down. | Pidgeot is faster than a rabbit, but catching worms is a better habbit. | |||
Fletchling | |||||
Fletchinder | |||||
Talonflame | |||||
Hoothoot | |||||
Noctowl | |||||
Taillow | |||||
Swellow | |||||
Spearow | Spearow pecks at John. | Spearow are fast and speedy all the time, but being pecked is not good to rhyme. | |||
Fearow | The Fearow flies too close to the Slot Machine. | Fearow is too fast to stalk prey, but don't let it beat you almost every day. | |||
Natu | Natu climbs on John and pecks at him. | When you find a bird tiny as Natu, don't get pecked by that, too. | |||
Xatu | |||||
Mareep | |||||
Flaaffy | |||||
Ampharos | Ampharos lights its tail. | Ampharos are yellow and bright and make them cool, but the way to make them smart is to get them to school. | |||
Shinx | |||||
Luxio | |||||
Luxray | |||||
Electrike | |||||
Manectric | |||||
Shroomish | |||||
Breloom | |||||
Exeggcute | Exeggcute jump up and down on John. | Exeggcute has 4 eggs in one, and they bounce around which makes it fun. | |||
Exeggutor | John gets trampled over by Exeggutor. | A beautiful thing is to know, that Exeggutor can trample so don't you go. | |||
Hoppip | |||||
Skiploom | |||||
Jumpluff | |||||
Tangela | John pulls the vines from Tangela, but gets tangled up. | Tangela is like a strong vine, and you take yours and I'll take mine. | |||
Tangrowth | |||||
Wingull | |||||
Pelipper | |||||
Psyduck | Psyduck doesn't move, and John waves his hand at it. | A Psyduck is a sly bird, but having a headache is what I've heard. | |||
Golduck | Golduck makes a flood in John's laboratory. | Golduck are very strong and sweet, but don't let the red ball get on your feet. | |||
Buizel | |||||
Floatzel | |||||
Slowpoke | John times Slowpoke on his watch. | A Slowpoke is that dumb, but timing the watch is more fun. | |||
Slowbro | Shellder bites John on the butt. | A Slowbro is too stupid to know, but Shellder is clamped on tight and won't let go. | |||
Slowking | |||||
Azurill | |||||
Marill | |||||
Azumarill | |||||
Wooper | Wooper shots water at John. | If Wooper doesn't have any arms, why is water their one of their charms | |||
Quagsire | |||||
Poliwag | John watches Poliwag wag its tail. | Poliwag is very nice and cool, and make sure it stays in the pool. | |||
Poliwhirl | Poliwhirl splashes in the tank and gets John wet. | If a Poliwhirl is close at hand, find a tank at your command. | |||
Poliwrath | Poliwrath uses Water Gun against John. | Poliwrath is very punchy and fast, and you have to train it at last. | |||
Politoed | |||||
Staryu | Staryu uses Swift on John | Staryu is not something you wish upon, but something you help with and carry on. | |||
Starmie | Starmie blasts off into space. | Oh, no! What you see is a Starmie to far for me. | |||
Shellder | Shellder clamps on John's hand, and John screams in pain. | Shellder is to see for you maybe, but don't let the Clamp move be like a baby. | |||
Cloyster | John pats Cloyster, but Cloyster clamps on John's hand. | Cloyster are super strong and sharp, but don't get to close like a carp. | |||
Goldeen | The Goldeen jump out of the tank and bounce away. | A Goldeen is strong and nice, but swimming is one more than twice. | |||
Seaking | Seaking shows a tattoo of Pikachu. | Seaking can get a tattoo on its fin, but its body is what comes from within. | |||
Corsola | |||||
Luvdisc | |||||
Alomomola | |||||
Cleffa | |||||
Clefairy | Clefairy uses Metronome and spoons fall on John. | Clefairy are smart and fun, but bouncing around is what makes it done. | |||
Clefable | Clefable brings John riceballs, and he and Clefable chow down. | Clefable can give a nice treat, and a treat is something for you to eat. | |||
Igglybuff | |||||
Jigglypuff | John covers Jigglypuff's mouth, and Jigglypuff floats. | Jigglypuff can sing a quiet song. So don't take a chance or sing along. | |||
Wigglytuff | Wigglytuff stomps on John, and blows up like a balloon. | Wigglytuff blows up like a balloon, but it won't pop and it won't be soon. | |||
Poochyena | |||||
Mightyena | |||||
Snubbull | |||||
Granbull | John grabs Granbull by the tail, but bites John's hand | Granbull's bark is worse than its bite, and even its bite will make people fight. | |||
Zorua | |||||
Zoroark | |||||
Teddiursa | |||||
Ursaring | |||||
Pancham | |||||
Pangoro | |||||
Lickitung | Lickitung licks John's face. | Lickitung likes to lick people with a slime, so keep away and take your time. | |||
Lickilicky | |||||
Rattata | John sees too many Rattata in his laboratory. | Rattata are very fond of cheese, so feed one a day if you please. | |||
Raticate | Raticate makes a chewing sound for John to see. | A Raticate is not something you should talk, but it can help you when you walk. | |||
Patrat | |||||
Watchog | |||||
Sentret | Sentret leaves as Tauros trampled over John | Sentret is like a cute little squirrel, and that's no surprise for any boy or girl. | |||
Furret | |||||
Buneary | |||||
Lopunny | |||||
Bunnelby | |||||
Diggersby | |||||
Tauros | John gets trampled by the stampede of Tauros | Tauros is known for its special Take Down. And knowing what you know, it's not letting me frown. | |||
Miltank | |||||
Girafarig | Girafarig uses Bite with its tail on John. | When a Girafarig uses its neck for food, it likes to eat when it's in a good mood. | |||
Skitty | |||||
Delcatty | |||||
Purrloin | |||||
Liepard | |||||
Emolga | |||||
Togepi | |||||
Togetic | |||||
Togekiss | |||||
Happiny | |||||
Chansey | The Chansey wrap up John and take him away. | A Chansey has its own way to make Pokemon get better every day. | |||
Blissey | |||||
Smeargle | |||||
Aipom | Aipom grabs John's lips with its tail | Aipom is a tiny purple monkey, and it jumps around and likes to get funky. | |||
Ambipom | |||||
Chatot | |||||
Spinda | |||||
Kecleon | |||||
Caterpie | Caterpie uses String Shot at John. | Find a nicer place to be, something much safer than a Caterpie. | |||
Metapod | Metapod falls over for John to catch it. | Metapod are hard as a shell, and super strong, I can tell. | |||
Butterfree | Butterfree uses Sleep Powder on John. | Free-- Free-- Butterfree flies like for you and me. | |||
Weedle | Weedle eats John's clothes. | If Weedle try to find some food, make sure you keep it in a good mood. | |||
Kakuna | John gets poisoned by Kakuna. | Kakuna are hard like a cocoon, and they evolve into Beedrill pretty soon. | |||
Beedrill | The Beedrill lift John off the ground. | A Beedrill can sting like a bee, but flowers is good for you and me. | |||
Scatterbug | |||||
Spewpa | |||||
Vivillon | |||||
Ledyba | |||||
Ledian | |||||
Spinarak | Spinarak uses String Shot on John | Spinarak is a green looking spider, and its scary face make people's eyes open wider. | |||
Ariados | Ariados uses String Shot on John | Why is Ariados big and red? Because it has a sting like a hole in the head. | |||
Paras | Paras climbs on John and takes off the mushroom. | A Paras is very fine, and cures the sick making it divine. | |||
Parasect | |||||
Venonat | Venonat blinks its eyes summoning Tauros | Don't look at the worst part of all, or Venonat will blink its eyes for a ball. | |||
Venomoth | Venomoth spreads Sleep Powder around the laboratory | Venomoth has a Stun Spore attack clear as a bell, and also uses Sleep Powder just as well. | |||
Combee | |||||
Vespiquen | |||||
Scyther | Look at the way Scyther can zoom, round and round across the room. | ||||
Scizor | |||||
Pinsir | Pinsir takes the food away from John | Pinsir has sharp claws that are strong, and the claws on its head are where they belong. | |||
Heracross | |||||
Volbeat | |||||
Illumise | |||||
Yanma | |||||
Yanmega | |||||
Skorupi | |||||
Drapion | |||||
Magikarp | The level 100 Magikarp uses its psychic powers to cause a cracked hole in the ceiling. | A Magikarp is best known for Splash, and attacking its opponents is a one yard dash. | |||
Gyarados | Gyarados uses Hyper Beam on John | Gyarados can still be aggressive at times, but don't make them mad of their chimes. | |||
Wailmer | |||||
Wailord | |||||
Binacle | |||||
Barbaracle | |||||
Clamperl | |||||
Huntail | |||||
Gorebyss | |||||
Remoraid | Remoraid uses Water Gun on John. | Remoraid is like a tiny little jet, but water is more far than you can get. | |||
Octillery | Octillery bashes John to the ground. | Octillery is a red squid that shoots ink, and I wish you'd stay away, because that's what I think. | |||
Basculin | |||||
Horsea | John taps on the tank, and Horsea shoots ink at him. | Horsea live in the deep blue sea, so watch out for ink or climb up a tree. | |||
Seadra | Seadra squirts ink at John. | Seadra is hot-tempered by and by, and if you get it mad, don't even try. | |||
Kingdra | Kingdra uses Water Gun on John | Kingdra is a water shooting fish, and I want you to be careful for what you wish. | |||
Mantyke | |||||
Mantine | |||||
Chinchou | Chinchou zaps John with Spark | Chinchou makes its very own light, and if it's in the water, keep out of sight. | |||
Lanturn | |||||
Krabby | Krabby is blowing bubbles, and John's eyes poke out | The Krabby can be found by the deep blue sea, but don't get too crabby, that's best for me. | |||
Kingler | Kingler punches John, knocking him down | Kingler is like a crab of a king, but it has no crown and doesn't do a thing. | |||
Corphish | |||||
Crawdaunt | |||||
Qwilfish | |||||
Tentacool | Tentacool bounces happily. | A Tentacool can squirt some ink, but don't get blinded so you might think. | |||
Tentacruel | Tentacruel wraps its tentacles around John. | Tentacruel are not always that cruel, but unlike fish, they don't go to school. | |||
Inkay | |||||
Malamar | |||||
Carvanha | |||||
Sharpedo | |||||
Relicanth | |||||
Omanyte | Omanyte hides its head. | Omanyte's spiral is very swirly to me, and it can be on your eyes so you can't see. | |||
Omastar | Omastar jumps on John. | Omastar has teeth that are like gold, and chewing on wood is what I've been told. | |||
Kabuto | John drops the fossil of Kabuto on his foot, and jumps in pain | Kabuto is tiny and creepy, but try giving it pills to make it sleepy. | |||
Kabutops | Kabutops comes out of the box and hits John | Kabutops have sharp claws for when they dig, and if you find one, you'll be thinking big. | |||
Dunsparce | A group of Dunsparce appear on top of John | Dunsparce is hard to capture with pride. So why waste your time when nothing's inside? | |||
Torkoal | |||||
Slugma | |||||
Magcargo | |||||
Numel | |||||
Camerupt | |||||
Heatmor | |||||
Vulpix | Vulpix hits John after turning its back on him. | Vulpix is as cute as a fox, but it's like a big red box. | |||
Ninetales | Ninetales spews fire at John after he stepped on its tail. | Ninetales are beautiful with fire, the perfect fox for a Pokemon's desire. | |||
Growlithe | Growlithe blows fire at John. | Growlithe is a very tame and strong, but being together can't go wrong. | |||
Arcanine | Arcanine bites John's hand. | Arcanine's bark is worse than its bite, but the bite is what makes things right. | |||
Houndour | |||||
Houndoom | |||||
Scraggy | |||||
Scrafty | |||||
Mankey | Mankey kicks John. | Mankey likes bananas as a fruit, but being kicked is not too cute. | |||
Primeape | Primeape punches John. | If you see a mad Primeape, don't go near it or get a scrape. | |||
Cubone | Cubone hits John with the bone. | Cubone always likes to be alone, but don't make them angry, just let them on their own. | |||
Marowak | Marowak hits John with the bone. | Marowak is hardcore and strong, but playing cool makes it a nice song. | |||
Helioptile | |||||
Heliolisk | |||||
Hawlucha | |||||
Wynaut | |||||
Wobbuffet | |||||
Unown | Unown uses Psychic on John. | Unown are not only for the alphabet, but are good for spelling to know what you might get. | |||
Mime Jr. | |||||
Mr. Mime | Mr. Mime puts a forcefield on John. | Mr. Mime makes sneaky tricks, but don't let your guard down with bricks. | |||
Meditite | |||||
Medicham | |||||
Solosis | |||||
Duosion | |||||
Reuniclus | |||||
Espurr | |||||
Meowstic | |||||
Sigilyph | |||||
Koffing | Koffing uses Explosion on John | Koffing is nothing when you see its gas, but don't go anywhere near it, 'cause you need to pass. | |||
Weezing | Weezing uses Smoke Screen, and John can't see | Weezing is a two head duo for fun, and two heads are better than one. | |||
Grimer | Grimer jumps on John and slimes him. | Grimer is nice and has lots of slime, but complimenting it is better most of the time. | |||
Muk | Muk lays on John and hugs him. | If a Muk is your friend, it won't hurt a thing. But being slimed by a Muk, I don't intend to sing. | |||
Gulpin | |||||
Swalot | |||||
Swablu | |||||
Altaria | |||||
Farfetch'd | Farfetch'd cuts the food in pieces with its baton. | Come join the fun to play, a Farfetch'd is now to sing all day. | |||
Lunatone | |||||
Solrock | |||||
Geodude | Geodude massages John's back until more climb on him. | If a Geodude is too tight, stand still and stand just right. | |||
Graveler | Graveler rolls over John. | Graveler can dig with its hands for fun, but it can go underground one by one. | |||
Golem | Golem runs over John when John tries to walk to his desk. | If you see any harm today, Golem will roll your troubles right away. | |||
Onix | Onix squeezes John too tight. | An Onix is a Pokemon who binds to people from now on. | |||
Steelix | |||||
Nosepass | |||||
Probopass | |||||
Roggenrola | |||||
Boldore | |||||
Gigalith | |||||
Beldum | |||||
Metang | |||||
Metagross | |||||
Golett | |||||
Golurk | |||||
Porygon | Porygon uses Conversion on John, making him look fabulous. | Porygon are small where nobody goes away, and never seen in the TV anime. | |||
Porygon2 | |||||
Porygon-Z | |||||
Ponyta | John rides on Ponyta. | Ponyta is faster than a rabbit in a race, but if there's not finish line, there's not trace. | |||
Rapidash | John holds onto Rapidash's tail. | If you get too hot for a horse, find a Rapidash and pet it gently of course. | |||
Litleo | |||||
Pyroar | |||||
Bonsly | |||||
Sudowoodo | Sudowoodo accidentally hits John, and looks down | Sudowoodo imitates things all so well, and that's mighty fine, because that rings a bell. | |||
Durant | |||||
Dwebble | |||||
Crustle | |||||
Pineco | Pineco uses Explosion on John. | Pineco is like a pinecone but not to eat, and using Explosion can be quite a real treat. | |||
Forretress | |||||
Shuckle | Shuckle pops out and hits John | Shuckle see something they like to lick, and something tasty is the very trick. | |||
Oddish | John finds too many Oddish in his laboratory. | Oddish are friendly and sweet, but don't make it too hard to beat. | |||
Gloom | Gloom uses Stun Spore on John. | If you see a Gloom nearby, don't get sprayed and don't you cry. | |||
Vileplume | Vileplume uses Sneezing Powder on John making him sneeze. | Vileplume shines in the sun every day. But making people sneeze with Sneezing Powder? No way! | |||
Bellossom | Bellossom uses Solar Beam on John | When you know something about Bellossom, you will find out that it's so awesome. | |||
Bellsprout | Bellsprout uses Razor Leaf and cuts through the watering can. | Bellsprout is as clear as a bell, but the drink is what makes it well. | |||
Weepinbell | Weepinbell jumps on John and bites his head. | Weepinbell is best for catching flies, but sleeping in the sun is no surprise. | |||
Victreebel | Victreebel picks up John and eats him. | Victreebel have a high squeaky voice, but watering it is the best choice. | |||
Foongus | |||||
Amoonguss | |||||
Sunkern | |||||
Sunflora | Sunflora opens its petals and hits John | Sunflora blooms in the spring from the sun, because sunlight is their best number one. | |||
Budew | |||||
Roselia | |||||
Roserade | |||||
Flabébé | |||||
Floette | |||||
Florges | |||||
Lotad | |||||
Lombre | |||||
Ludicolo | |||||
Seedot | |||||
Nuzleaf | |||||
Shiftry | |||||
Tropius | |||||
Ferroseed | |||||
Ferrothorn | |||||
Plusle | |||||
Minun | |||||
Magnemite | Magnemite grabs the fork from John. | Magnemite are super strong, but I don't have a faithful song. | |||
Magneton | John gets shocked by Magneton. | Magneton are like three heads of kids, but it now has three little eyelids. | |||
Magnezone | |||||
Voltorb | Voltorb explodes in John's laboratory. | Voltorb is like a bomb that's red, but don't let it explode or go to your head. | |||
Electrode | Electrode exploded and covers John with dust. | Electrode is like a bomb with eyes. So stay away. That's no surprise. | |||
Ralts | |||||
Kirlia | |||||
Gardevoir | |||||
Gallade | |||||
Abra | Abra eats the riceballs from John. | If Abra teleports out of sight, make sure it always gets things right. | |||
Kadabra | Kadabra uses Psychic that levitates John. | If Kadabra is too shy or hard to find, keep something a little simple in mind. | |||
Alakazam | Alakazam makes John's clothes disappear, embarrassing John. | If you find an Alakazam, give no concept of who I am. | |||
Drowzee | Drowzee puts John to sleep, and sucks his thought. | Drowzee has powers to put people to sleep, but not so hard is a lot deep. | |||
Hypno | Hypno hypnotizes John and John is under a spell. | Hypno is more stronger every day, but don't get hypnotized and stay away. | |||
Bulbasaur | Bulbasaur uses Leech Seed on John. | Bulbasaur, a mysterious Pokemon is rare, but don't let Leech Seed hurt you there. | |||
Ivysaur | Ivysaur uses Sleep Powder and puts John to sleep. | Ivysaur are cool and smart, but the Sleep Powder comes from the heart. | |||
Venusaur | John smells the Sweet Scent from Venusaur. | Venusaur are big and tall, and Sweet Scent is the best move of all. | |||
Charmander | Charmander sneezes and accidentally burns John. | Charmander is like a dragon that's hot. But stay away and don't get burned. That's all you got. | |||
Charmeleon | Charmeleon shoots fire at John. | Charmeleon is stronger than a kid, but don't do whatever it did. | |||
Charizard | Charizard spews fire at John after John steps on its tail. | Charizard takes to sky and see that it's not a problem for you or me. | |||
Squirtle | Squirtle uses Water Gun on John's toaster. | Squirtle in three groups stay as a team. It uses Water Gun as it may seem. | |||
Wartortle | Wartortle uses Water Gun on John after John gets the brush stuck on its tail. | Wartortle's tail is soft and nice, and brushing it can make it a real spice. | |||
Blastoise | Blastoise shoots water at John. | A Blastoise is large and big, and uses its pumps whenever it might dig. | |||
Smoochum | |||||
Jynx | John and Jynx dance until he hits Jynx's head, uses Ice Beam on John | The one thing I want you not to do, is let Jynx try to kiss you. | |||
Elekid | Elekid uses Thunderbolt on John. | Elekid are aggressive, and smart, but electricity comes from the heart. | |||
Electabuzz | John gets zapped by Electabuzz. | Be careful of what you might do, or an Electabuzz might hurt you, too. | |||
Electivire | |||||
Magby | |||||
Magmar | John takes off his clothes before Magmar could hurt him. | Magmar are very hot and tame, but battling the Magmar is the game. | |||
Magmortar | |||||
Machop | John is lifted by the Machop and thrown away. | A, E, I, O, U is my favorite song. So stick with Machop and sing along. | |||
Machoke | Machoke picks up the books with John on them. | Machoke has muscles that are strong, and pick things up when nothing's wrong. | |||
Machamp | Machamp picks up John. | Machamp is stronger than a god, but Hercules is the strongest to be a shod. | |||
Throh | |||||
Sawk | |||||
Makuhita | |||||
Hariyama | |||||
Tyrogue | |||||
Hitmonlee | Hitmonlee kicks John. | Like a Hitmonlee so tough, don't let your guard be rough. | |||
Hitmonchan | Hitmonchan punches John. | Like a Hitmonchan so strong, be confident and make it long. | |||
Hitmontop | Hitmontop spins and hits John backwards | Hitmontop spins on its head like a top, and once you start spinning, you cannot stop. | |||
Riolu | |||||
Lucario | |||||
Drifloon | |||||
Drifblim | |||||
Zubat | Zubat uses Gust and causes a tidal wave. | A Zubat may not have eyes, but it can see without any surprise. | |||
Golbat | Golbat sneaks up behind John and bites his head. | Golbat is blue and strong, but its teeth are sharp, and don't get me wrong. | |||
Crobat | Crobat bites John. | Crobat has 4 wings to go a lot fast, and that's the best part to help the thing of the past. | |||
Sableye | |||||
Mawile | |||||
Murkrow | |||||
Honchkrow | |||||
Gastly | John jumps through Gastly, but falls. | A Gastly is mysteriously sly, and it goes on and on by and by. | |||
Haunter | Haunter pulls on John's lips. | Haunter is like a purple ghost, but haunted houses are what I like the most. | |||
Gengar | Gengar scares John. | Gengar is a shadow of a beast, but you not only will be safe at least. | |||
Duskull | |||||
Dusclops | |||||
Dusknoir | |||||
Pumpkaboo | |||||
Gourgeist | |||||
Litwick | |||||
Lampent | |||||
Chandelure | |||||
Shuppet | |||||
Banette | |||||
Misdreavus | |||||
Mismagius | |||||
Phantump | |||||
Trevenant | |||||
Rotom | |||||
Gligar | Gligar stings John, he faints. | Gligar has fangs just like a snake, but being stung is a bad choice to make. | |||
Gliscor | |||||
Treecko | |||||
Grovyle | |||||
Sceptile | |||||
Torchic | |||||
Combusken | |||||
Blaziken | |||||
Mudkip | |||||
Marshtomp | |||||
Swampert | |||||
Stunky | |||||
Skuntank | |||||
Ekans | Ekans eats John. | An Ekans is like a snake, a snake any person won't wanna take. | |||
Arbok | Arbok warps around John. | Arbok uses a move called Glare, but don't get wrapped up in anywhere. | |||
Croagunk | |||||
Toxicroak | |||||
Pawniard | |||||
Bisharp | |||||
Baltoy | |||||
Claydol | |||||
Diglett | Diglett digs underneath John, causing John to fall. | Diglett dig holes deep in the ground, but there is no place you've not found. | |||
Dugtrio | Dugtrio digs through John's laboratory. | Dugtrio dig through the ground for food, and it looks like to be in a good mood. | |||
Ditto | Ditto transforms into John. | A Ditto uses Transform, so don't stop at any form. | |||
Munchlax | |||||
Snorlax | Snorlax rolls over and sleeps on John. | Don't waste all day sleeping on the ground, or a Snorlax is sleeping there and is where to be found. | |||
Stantler | John gets tired and falls sleep, caused by Stantler | If Stantler cannot pull a sleigh, find a real reindeer right away. | |||
Skiddo | |||||
Gogoat | |||||
Doduo | Doduo runs after John. | Doduo is like a bird of fun, because two heads are better than one. | |||
Dodrio | Dodrio pecks at John. | Dodrio is a bird with a head of three, but don't get pecked, that's so plain to see. | |||
Zangoose | |||||
Seviper | |||||
Skarmory | Skarmory uses Steel Wing on John, and knocks him out | If Skarmory's wings are made of steel, this is something you cannot feel. | |||
Amaura | |||||
Aurorus | |||||
Tyrunt | |||||
Tyrantrum | |||||
Aerodactyl | The Fossil Skull of Aerodactyl breaks as John picks up it. | Aerodactyl are found in the sky so they can see, but don't let them grab you or even me. | |||
Nidoran♀ | The female Nidoran stings John. | Female Nidoran are much as sweet, but being stung is not a treat. | |||
Nidorina | John gets poisoned by Nidorina. | Nidorina is like a princess today, but I see it's royal, that's what I say. | |||
Nidoqueen | John gets zapped by Nidoqueen. | Nidoqueen is very charming and smart, and loyalty is kind to the heart. | |||
Nidoran♂ | The male Nidoran stings John. | If Male Nidoran are so cute, why do you get stung for a hoot? | |||
Nidorino | John gets poisoned by Nidorino. | Nidorino are rather hard to pet, but stay away so you don't stung I bet. | |||
Nidoking | John loses his balance because of Nidoking. | Male Nidoran evolve, as you see, into Nidoking it's plain to be. | |||
Rhyhorn | John punches the Rhyhorn, but hurts his hand. | If you see a Rhyhorn that strong, don't go far or even that long. | |||
Rhydon | John pats Rhydon, but hurts his hand. | Rhydon is stronger than metal, and don't put the metal to the pedal. | |||
Rhyperior | |||||
Kangaskhan | Kangaskhan punches John. | Mother kangaroos are very sweet, but Kangaskhan is something you don't wanna be beat. | |||
Hippopotas | |||||
Hippowdon | |||||
Phanpy | |||||
Donphan | Donphan uses Rollout on John | Donphan is rolling out like an elephant stampede, but its armor is shining like greed. | |||
Sandshrew | Sandshrew knocks John out cold. | Sandshrew are as quiet as a mouse, but living underground is their kind of house. | |||
Sandslash | Sandslash digs underground and gets dust over John. | Hickory Dickory Dock. The Sandslash lived under a rock. | |||
Sandile | |||||
Krokorok | |||||
Krookodile | |||||
Trapinch | |||||
Vibrava | |||||
Flygon | |||||
Chikorita | |||||
Bayleef | |||||
Meganium | |||||
Cyndaquil | |||||
Quilava | |||||
Typhlosion | |||||
Totodile | |||||
Croconaw | |||||
Feraligatr | Feraligatr bites John's hand, causing John to scream in pain. | Feraligatr is a blue lug with water, but splashing is cooler when the sun is hotter. | |||
Axew | |||||
Fraxure | |||||
Haxorus | |||||
Bagon | |||||
Shelgon | |||||
Salamence | |||||
Goomy | |||||
Sliggoo | |||||
Goodra | |||||
Larvitar | |||||
Pupitar | |||||
Tyranitar | |||||
Aron | |||||
Lairon | |||||
Aggron | |||||
Druddigon | |||||
Dratini | Dratini breaks through the glass. | Dratini is cute and a friend, but its water is right to the end. | |||
Dragonair | Dragonair uses a thunder cloud. John opens his umbrella, but it rains on him. | Dragonair are like a snake, you see, but it's blue as blue can be. | |||
Dragonite | Dragonite uses Hyper Beam. | Dragonite taking you flying up high, but soaring is why you don't go by. | |||
Gible | |||||
Gabite | |||||
Garchomp | |||||
Swinub | Swinub shoots Water at John | Swinub is like a big fat pig, but the fur is not that part what makes you dig. | |||
Piloswine | Piloswine uses Blizzard on John | Piloswine doesn't want a trim at all, but pet its hair gently and you won't fall. | |||
Mamoswine | |||||
Seel | Seel kicks the ball to John and claps its hand. | Seel is like a thing to play, and you don't see that every day. | |||
Dewgong | Dewgong freezes John with its horn. | If a Dewgong is not so hard, don't give it a freezing credit card. | |||
Sneasel | |||||
Weavile | |||||
Cubchoo | |||||
Beartic | |||||
Snorunt | |||||
Glalie | |||||
Froslass | |||||
Delibird | Delibird has a present for John, the bomb explodes on him. | If Delibird plays a dirty Present trick, don't fall for it, it makes you sick. | |||
Snover | |||||
Abomasnow | |||||
Spheal | |||||
Sealeo | |||||
Walrein | |||||
Bergmite | |||||
Avalugg | |||||
Lapras | Lapras uses Ice Beam on John. | Lapras is like a blue car, but don't swim so near or too far. | |||
Absol | |||||
Noibat | |||||
Noivern | |||||
Articuno | |||||
Zapdos | John gets zapped by Zapdos off-screen. | Zapdos is electric as a plug, but a light bulb can be quite a tug. | |||
Moltres | Moltres shoots fire at John off-screen. | The thing in Kanto that you will find, is that Moltres will be behind. | |||
Raikou | |||||
Entei | Entei uses Flamethrower on John, and leaves, | Fire is hot just like this Entei, but that's something you do not see every day. | |||
Suicune | |||||
Latias | |||||
Latios | |||||
Lugia | |||||
Ho-Oh | |||||
Mewtwo | John tries to touch Mewtwo, it uses Psychic to levitating John and flies into the screen face first then slowly falls down rubbing his face against the camera. | Mewtwo is psychic and a bit strong, and nothing like that can possibly go wrong. | |||
Mew | Mew used a bubble of pink psychic energy, much to John's impress. | Mew is rare and not easy to see, but nobody can see that, except you and me. | |||
Celebi |