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• [Music playing]
• Adam: Wow.
• Sara: Mmm.
• Adam: Wow.
• Sara: Mm-hmm.
• Adam: Wow.
• Sara: Yes, Adam. No, I see it. It's beautiful.
• Adam: So, Sara, when you said you wanted an outside view, you didn't think you'd get the whole outdoors, did you? Huh? [Sighs] Oh, yeah. A kid can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?
• Sara: My man delievered.
• Adam: And it wasn't so easy.
• Sara: Because a lot of other children had their eyes on this place.
• Adam: You better believe they did, every single one of them.
• Sara: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.
• [Chattering and laughing]
• [Snipping]
• Adam: So, you do like it, don't you?
• Sara: No, no, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But, Adam, I know that the drop off is desirable, with the great schools and the amazing view, but do we really need so much space?
• Adam: Sara, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look, look. They'll wake up, poke their little heads out, and they see a whale! You see right by their bedroom window.
• Sara: Shh! You're gonna wake the kids.
• Adam: Oh, right, right.
• Sara: Aw, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them.
• Adam: You want to name all of them right now? All right, we'll name uh, this half Adam Junior, and then this half Sara Junior. Okay, we're done.
• Sara: I like Shia.
• Adam: Shia. We'll name one Shia, but I'd like most of them to be Adam Junior.
• Sara: Just think, in a couple of days, we're gonna be parents.
• Adam: Yeah. What if they don't like me?
• Sara: Adam.
• Adam: No, really.
• Sara: There's over 400 eggs. Odds are, one of them is bound to like you. What?
• Adam: You remember how we met?
• Sara: Well, I try not to.
• Adam: Well, I remember. "Exuse me, miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?"
• Sara: Adam!
• Adam: You got a little closer because it was wiggling.
• Sara: Get away, get away!
• Adam: Here he is. Cutie's here. Where'd everybody go?
• [Breathing heavily]
• [Adam gasps]
• Adam: Sara, get inside the house, Sara. No, Sara, don't. They'll be fine. Just get inside-- You, right now.
• [Roars]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No! Ow! [Gasps] Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
• [Roar echoes]
• [Dramatic music playing]
• [Adam mutters]
• Adam: Sara! [Panting] Sara? Sara? [Gasps] Sara? Sara? Sara? [Crying] Oh! Ohh. There, there, there. It's okay. Daddy's here. Daddy's got you. I promise, I will never let anything happen to you: Shia.
• [??? Pictures Presents]
• [A Crossover Sequel]
• [Finding Shia]
• Shia: [Offscreen] First day of school! wake up, wake up! Come on. First day of school.
• Adam: I don't want to go to school, five more minutes.
• Shia: Not you, Dad. Me.
• Adam: Okay. Huh?
• Shia: Get up, get up. It's time for school, time for school, it's time for school, time for school.
• Adam: All right, I'm up.
• Shia: Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Whoa!
• [Thud]
• Adam: Shia!
• Shia: First day of school!
• Adam: Shia, don't move. Don't move.
• Shia: Unh! Unh!
• Adam: You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it. Unh!
• [Pop]
• Adam: All right, where's the break? You feel a break?
• Shia: No.
• Adam: Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid rushes to the area. Now any rushing fluids?
• Shia: No.
• Adam: Are you woozy?
• Shia: No.
• Adam: How many fingers do you have?
• Shia: I'm fine.
• Adam: Answer the finger question.
• Shia: Five.
• Adam: No! See? Something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three, four five-- That's all I have? You're okay. How's the hoof?
• Shia: Lucky.
• Adam: Let's see.
• [Grunts]
• Adam: Are you sure you want to go to school this year? Cause it's just fine if you don't. You can wait 5 or 6 years.
• Shia: Come on, Dad. It's time for school.
• Adam: Uhh, uhh, uhh, forgot to brush.
• Shia: Ohh.
• Adam: Do you want this anemone to sting you?
• Shia: Yes.
• Adam: Brush.
• Shia: Okay, I'm done.
• Adam: Ah, you missed a spot.
• Shia: Where?
• Adam: There. Ha ha! Right there. And here and there.
• [Music playing]
• Adam: All right, we're excited. The first day of school. Here we go. We're ready to learn to get some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the outdoors?
• Shia: It's not safe.
• Adam: That's my boy. First, we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out, and back in. And then we go out, and back in. And then one more time, out and back in. And sometimes, if you want to do it four times--
• Shia: Dad...
• Adam: All right, come on, boy.
• Shia: Maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a Tiger and Wolves.
• Adam: I highly doubt that.
• Shia: Have you ever met a Tiger and Wolves?
• Adam: No, and I don't plan to.
• Shia: How old are Incredibles?
• Adam: Incredibles? I don't know.
• Shia: Sir Topham Hatt from next door, he says that engines live to be about 100 years old.
• Adam: You know what, if I ever meet an Incredible, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the tiger and wolves, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, wait to cross. Hold my hand. Hold my hand.
• Shia: Dad, you're not going to freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
• Adam: [Offscreen] Hey, that child was about to charge. Hmm. I wonder where we're supposed to go.
• Bug Friends: Bye, Mom!
• Miss Spider: I'll pick you up after school.
• [The Bobo Brothers take Jimmy Neutron's invention]
• The Bobo Brothers: Ha ha!
• Jimmy Neutron: Come on, you guys, stop it! Give it back!
• Adam: Come on, we'll try over there.
• [Laughing]
• Adam: Exuse me, is this where we meet his teacher?
• Anger: Well, look who's out of the anemone.
• Adam: Yes. Shocking, I know.
• Anger: A., right?
• Adam: Adam.
• Anger: Anger.
• Peter Parker: Spider-Man.
• Gru: Gru. Hey, you're a superhero. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.
• Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Yeah.
• Anger: Yeah.
• Adam: Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Children are no funnier than any other kids.
• Gru: Aw. Come on, clownie.
• Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Yeah. Do something funny.
• Anger: Yeah.
• Adam: All right, I know one joke. There's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea-- He dosen't walk up, he runs up. Actually, the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place, and then the sea cucumber... Well, they--I'm mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I--
• Anger: Stanley! Get out of Mr. Bison's yard now!
• Stanley Griff: Whoa!
• Mr. Bison: All right, you kids! Ooh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Ooh, where'd you go?
• Shia: Dad. Dad, can I go play, too? Can I?
• Adam: I would feel better if you'd go play over on the sponge beds.
• [Squishing]
• [Thud]
• [Cries]
• Adam: That's where I would play.
• Sherman, Peni Parker, and Stanley Griff: [Laughing]
• Peni Parker: What's wrong with his hoof?
• Stanley Griff: He looks funny.
• [Anger spanks Stanley Griff]
• Stanley Griff: Ow! Hey, what'd I do? what'd I do?
• Anger: Be nice. It's his first time at school.
• Adam: He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky hoof.
• Shia: Dad...
• Peni Parker: See these shoes? They're actually shorter than all my other shoes, but you can't really tell. Especially when I twirl like this.
• Stanley Griff: I'm H-2-O intolerant. Ah-choo!
• Sherman: I'm obnoxious.
• Bumblebee: [Singing] Oh! Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the open sky!
• Kids: Bumblebee!
• Stanley Griff: Come on, Shia.
• Adam: Oh. You better stay with me.
• Bumblebee: [Singing] Mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic, all the rest are too deep for you and me to see! Huh. I wonder where my class has gone?
• Kids: We're under here!
• Bumblebee: Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. [Singing] Oh, knowledge exploring is, oh, so lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical.
• Shia: Dad, you can go now.
• Bumblebee: Hello. Who is this?
• Shia: I'm Shia.
• Bumblebee: Well, Shia, all new explorers must answer a science question.
• Shia: Okay.
• Bumblebee: You live in what kind of home?
• Shia: An anemon-none. An nemenem-menome.
• Bumblebee: Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers.
• Adam: Just so you know, he's got a little hand. I find he's having trouble walking, I let him take a break, 10, 15 minutes.
• Shia: [Offscreen] Dad, it's time for you to go now.
• Bumblebee: Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. Okay, class, optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Parappa.
• Parappa: [Offscreen] Aw, man!
• Adam: Bye, Shia!
• Shia: Bye, Dad!
• Adam: Bye, son! Be safe.
• Anger: Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first-timer.
• Adam: Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
• Gru: You know, I had a tough time with my oldest out at the abandoned house.
• Adam: They just got to grow up-- The abandoned house?! They're going to the abandoned house?! What are you, insane?! Why don't we just fry them up now and serve them with chips?!
• Anger: Hey, A, calm down!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Don't tell me to be calm, red boy!
• Anger: Red boy?
• Gru: You know, for a Kamen Rider, he really isn't that funny.
• Spider-Man: Pity.
• Bumblebee: [Singing] Oh! Let's name the species, the species, the species! Let's name the species that live in the earth!
• Shia: [Offscreen] Whoa!
• Bumblebee: [Singing] There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrosa, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctemophora, bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some kids like you and me! Come on, sing with me. [Singing] Oh! [Continues singing indisitinctly]
• [Dramatic music plays]
• Bumblebee: Just the girls this time. [Singing] Oh, flowers are cool, flowers are fun, they make us proud.
• [They arrive to the drop off]
• Bumblebee: Okay, the abandoned house. All right, kids, feel free to explore, but stay close. [Gasps] Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather.
• [All gasp]
• Bumblebee: An entire ecosystem contained in one infintesimal speck. There are as many protein pairs contained in this...
• Sherman: Come on, Let's go.
• Bumblebee: Come on, sing with me. [Singing] There's porifera, coelenterata, hydroza, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctemophora, bryzoas, three.
• Shia: Hey, guys, wait up! Whoa. Cool.
• Sherman: Saved your life!
• Peni Parker: Aw, you guys made me fart!
• Sherman and Stanley Griff: [Both laugh]
• Shia: What's that?
• Sherman: [Offscreen] I know what that is. Oh, oh, Sir Topham Hatt saw one. He ca... He said it was called a... a butt.
• Shia: Whoa.
• Peni Parker: Wow. That's a pretty big butt.
• [Stanley Griff runs]
• Stanley Griff: Oh, look at me. I'm gonna go touch the butt. Ah-choo! Whoa!
• Shia, Sherman, and Peni Parker: [Laughing]
• Stanley Griff: Oh, yeah? Let's see you get closer.
• Peni Parker: Okay. Beat that.
• Sherman: Come on, Shia! How far can you go?
• Shia: Oh, um, my dad says it's not safe.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Shia! No!
• Shia: Dad?
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: You're about to walk into open world!
• Shia: No, I wasn't gonna go!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: It's just a good thing I was here. If I hadn't shown up--
• Peni Parker: Sir, he wasn't gonna go!
• Sherman: Yeah, He was too afraid!
• Shia: No, I wasn't!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: This does not concern you, kids, and you're lucky I don't tell your parents who were out there. You know you can't walk well!
• Shia: I can walk fine, Dad, Okay?
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, it's not okay. You shouldn't be anymore near here. Okay, I was right. You know what, You'll start school in a year or two.
• Shia: No, Dad! Just because you're scared of being world--
• Adam: Clearly, you're not ready and you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Shia!
• Shia: I hate you.
• Bumblebee: [Singing] There's... Nothing to see. Gather. Uh, Over there. Exuse me. Is there anything I can do? I am a scientist, sir, Is there any problem?
• Adam: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt things. He isn't a good walker, and I just think it's a little too soon for him to be out here unsupervised.
• Bumblebee: [Offscreen] Well, I can assure you, he's quite safe with me.
• Adam: [Offscreen] Look. I'm sure he is, but you have a large class, and he can get lost, you know, from sight if you're not looking. And I'm not saying you're not looking.
• Gwen Tennyson: Oh my gosh! Shia's walking out to sea!
• Adam: [Gasps] Shia! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there, and I'm gonna have to get you before another sheep does! Get back here! I said get back here now! Stop! You take one more move, mister... Don't! Don't you dare! If you put one hoof on that boat... Are you listening to me? Don't touch the bo--
• [Shia touches the boat]
• Adam: Shia!
• Sherman: [Whispering] He touched the butt!
• Adam: You just crawl your wool right back here, Shia! That's right! You are in big trouble, young man! Do you hear me? Big...
• [Mantrons hisses]
• Adam: Big...
• Peni Parker: Aah!
• Shia: [Gasps] Aah! Daddy, help me!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: I'm coming, Shia! [Gasps]
• Peni Parker: Aah!
• Bumblebee: Get under me, Kids!
• Shia: Aah! Oh! No! Dad! Daddy!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Panting] Oh! Shia! [Panting] Unh. Shia! Shia, no! Shia! Shia! Shia! No! [Panting] No! Uhh. [Panting] Shia! Shia!
• [Dramatic music playing]
• [Shia moaning]
• Mantrons: Whoa! Hold on!
• [Kamen Rider Dragon Knight panting]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Oh, no. No. No, it's gone! It's gone! No, no, it can't be gone! No, no! Shia! Shia! Shia! No! [Inhales] Shia! Shia! No! No, please, no! No, no! [Panting] Has anybody seen a boat? Please! A white boat! They took my son! My son! Help me, please.
• Lyra: Look out!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: What? Ooh. Ohh.
• Lyra: Ohh. Oh, oh. Sorry. I didn't see you. Sir? Are you okay?
• Adam: He's gone, he's gone.
• Lyra: There, there. It's all right.
• Adam: He's gone.
• Lyra: It'll be okay.
• Adam: No, no. They took him away! I have to find the boat!
• Lyra: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat!
• Adam: You have?
• Lyra: Mm-hmm. And it passed by not too long ago.
• Adam: A white one?
• Lyra: Hi. I'm Lyra.
• Adam: Where? Which way?
• Lyra: Oh, oh, oh, oh. It went, um..., this way! It went this way! Follow me!
• Adam: Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much!
• Lyra: No problem.
• [Dramatic music playing]
• [Adam following Lyra]
• Adam: [Panting, offscreen] Hey... Wait!
• [Adam still following Lyra]
• Lyra: Will you quit it?
• Adam: What?
• Lyra: I'm trying to walk here. What world isn't big enough for you or some like that? You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do you? Do you? Do you? You want a piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared, now! What?
• Adam: Wait a minute.
• Lyra: Stop following me, Okay?
• Adam: What are you talking about? You're showing me which way the boat went!
• Lyra: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago. It went, um..., this way! It went this way! Follow me!
• Adam: Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going!
• Lyra: I did? Oh, no.
• Lyra: If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny. And I know funny. I'm a Kamen Rider.
• Lyra: No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm... I'm so sorry. See, I... I suffer from short-term memory loss.
• Adam: Short-term memory loss. I don't believe this.
• Lyra: No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least, I think it does. Um, hmm. Where are they? Can I help you?
• Adam: Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son. [Gasps]
• Rath: Hello.
• Adam: Ohh.
• Lyra: Well, hi!
• Rath: Name's Rath. It's all right. I understand. Why trust a tiger, right? [Laughs] So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh?
• Adam: Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out.
• Rath: Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm having?
• Lyra: You mean, like a party?
• Rath: Yeah. right. A party. What do you say?
• Lyra: Oh, I love parties. That sounds like fun.
• Adam: You know, parties are fun, and it's tempting, but we can't--
• Rath: Oh, come on, I insist.
• Adam: [Offscreen] Okay, That's all that matters.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
• Rath: [Offscreen] Ha ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Adam: [Gasps, offscreen] Oh. Ohh.
• Rath: Riff! Skozz!
• Riff: There you are, Timmy. Finally.
• Rath: We got company.
• Skozz: Well, it's about time, mate.
• Riff: We've already gone through the snacks, and i'm still starving.
• Skozz: We almost had a freezing frenzy.
• Riff: Come on, let's get this over with.
• [Bell rings]
• Rath: [Offscreen] Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.
• Rath, Riff, and Skozz: I am a nice tiger and wolf, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Heroes are friends, not food.
• Riff: Except stinkin' mermaids.
• Skozz: Mermaids? Yeah. They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me. I'm a flippin' little merman. Let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"
• Rath: Right, then. Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a Hero Friend. Now, do you all have your friends?
• Riff: Got mine.
• [Hyperventilating]
• Lyra: Hey, there.
• Rath: How about you, Skozz?
• Skozz: Oh, I...seem to have misplaced my friend.
• [Adam gasps]
• Rath: [Offscreen] That's all right, Skozz. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
• Riff: Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Skozz, eh?
• Rath: [Offscreen] I'll start the testimonies. Hello. My name is Rath.
• Riff and Skozz: Hello, Rath.
• Rath: It has been three weeks since my last heroes. On my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
• Riff: You're an inspiration to all of us!
• Skozz: Amen.
• [Grunts]
• Rath: Right, then. Who's next?
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Oh, oh, oh. Pick me, pick me, pick me.
• Rath: Yes. The little Sheep down the front.
• Lyra: Whoo!
• Rath: Come on up here.
• Lyra: Hi. I'm Lyra.
• Rath, Riff, and Skozz: Hello, Lyra.
• Lyra: And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a hero.
• Riff: Hey, that's incredible.
• Rath: Good on you, mate.
• Lyra: [Sighs] I'm glad that I got that off my chest.
• Rath: All right, anyone else? Hello, how about you, mate? What's your problem?
• Adam: [Offscreen] Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
• Rath: Oh, Okay.
• Rath, Riff, and Skozz: Denial.
• Adam: Aah!
• Rath: [Offscreen] Just start with your name.
• Adam: Okay. Uh, hello. My name is Adam. I'm a Kamen Rider.
• Riff: A Kamen Rider? Really?
• Rath: Go on! Tell us a joke!
• Skozz: Oh, I love jokes!
• Adam: Well, I actually do know one that's pretty good. Um, there was this mollusk, and he walks up to the sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks, so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Shia: [Offscreen] Daddy!
• Adam: Shia!
• Riff: Shia! [Laughs] Shia! I don't get it.
• Rath: For a Kamen Rider, he's not that funny.
• Adam: No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.
• Lyra: [Gasps, offscreen] Oh, my. You poor Kamen Rider.
• Riff: Humans! Think they own everything.
• Skozz: Probably American!
• Rath: Now, there is a father-- Looking for his little boy.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] What do these markings mean?
• Rath: [Sobs] I never knew my father!
• Riff: Group hug.
• Skozz: Come here. We're all mates here, mate.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: I can't read Human.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Well, then, we got to find a character that can read this. Hey, look, Tiger!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, no, no, Lyra!
• Lyra: Hey, guys, guys!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, no, no, Lyra!
• Lyra: Hey, that's mine! Give it to me!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Lyra!
• Lyra: Gimme! Ow!
• Adam: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
• Lyra: Ow, ow, ow.
• Adam: I'm so sorry.
• Lyra: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
• Adam: Ohh.
• Lyra: Ow, ow, ow.
• Rath: Lyra, are you oka--Ohh. Ohh, that's good.
• Riff and Skozz: Intervention!
• Rath: Just a bite!
• Riff: Hold it together, mate!
• Skozz: Remember, Rath, heroes are friends, not food!
• Rath: Food!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Lyra, look out!
• Lyra: Aah!
• Rath: I'm having heroes tonight!
• Riff: Remember the steps, mate! Remember the steps!
• Kamen RIder Dragon Knight and Lyra: [Screaming]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Whoa!
• Lyra: Aah!
• Rath: Just one bite!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Scream]
• [Clanking]
• Rath: G'day. Grr!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: There's no way out! There's gotta be a way to escape!
• [Clanging]
• Lyra: Who is it?
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Lyra, Help me find a way out!
• Lyra: Sorry. You'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape!
• [Clang]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Okay, there's no way out! There's gotta be a way out!
• Lyra: Look. here's something. "Es-cap-e." I wonder what that means. It's funny. It's spelled just like the word "escape."
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Let's go!
• Lyra: Aah!
• Rath: Here's Rath!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Wait a minute. You can read?
• Lyra: I can read? That's right! I can read!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Well, then, here! Read this now!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight and Lyra: [Scream]
• Rath: Ohh!
• Riff: He really dosen't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
• Skozz: [Offscreen] Don't fall off the wagon!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight and Lyra: [Screaming]
• [Roars]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Oh, no, it's blocked!
• [Grunting]
• Riff: No, Rath, focus!
• Skozz: Sorry about Rath, mate!
• Riff: He's a really nice guy!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: I need to get that mask!
• Lyra: You want that mask? Okay.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, no, no, no, no, no!
• Lyra: Whoo!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Quick, grab the mask! Grab it!
• [Snarls]
• Riff: Oh, no. Rath?
• Rath: [Sniffs] What?
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Rath: [Gasps] Run away! Run away!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Aw, is the party over?
• [Dink, boom]
• [Explosions]
• [Plop]
• Skull: Nice.
• [Splash]
• Shia: Dad? [Panting] Daddy? Huh?
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Shia: Aah Uhh!
• [Tapping glass]
• Shia: Uhh! [Panting]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Mami.
• Mami: Uh-huh?
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I'm going to need a few more cotton rolls.
• Mami: [Offscreen] Okay.
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Hello, little fella.
• Shia: Aah!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: [Laughs] Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef, and I saved him. So, has that Novocaine kicked in yet?
• Patient: [Offscreen] I think so. We're ready to roll.
• Shia: [Gasps]
• Scorpion: Bubbles! [Muttering] My bubbles!
• Jacquie Briggs: He likes bubbles!
• Shia: Aah! Ohh! No! Uhh!
• [Mortal Kombat Characters murmuring]
• Shia: [Whimpering]
• Cyrax: Bonjour.
• Shia: Aah!
• Johnny Cage: Woah. Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about.
• Kitana: Oh, he's scared to death.
• Shia: I want to go home. Do you know where my dad is?
• Jacquie Briggs: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
• Shia: Pet store?
• Johnny Cage: Yeah, you know, like, I'm from The Wonder Pets.
• Sub-Zero: Mortal Kombat.
• Scorpion: Mortal Kombat.
• Kitana/Jade: Mortal Kombat.
• Jacquie Briggs: Mortal Kombat.
• Sub-Zero: So, which one is it?
• Shia: I'm from the Sheep & Wolves.
• Sub-Zero: Ah, Sheep & Wolves. Sheep & Wolves? Aah! Aah! Aah! He hasn't been decontaminated yet. Cyrax!
• Cyrax: Oui.
• Sub-Zero: Clean him!
• Cyrax: Oui.
• Sub-Zero: Sheep & Wolves.
• Cyrax: Ooh, la mer. Bon.
• [Accordion music playing]
• Cyrax: Volia. He is clean. [Pop]
• Scorpion: Wow. A animal kingdom. What's it like?
• Shia: A animal kingdom?
• Scorpion: I knew it.
• Kitana: Kid, If there's anything you need, just ask your friend Kitana. That's me or if we're not around, you can always talk to our sister, Jade.
• Jade: Hi. How are you?
• Kitana: Don't listen to anything our sister says. She's nuts.
• Jade: [Laughs]
• Jacquie Briggs: [Muffled] We got a live one.
• Raiden: Can't hear you, Jacquie.
• Jacquie Briggs: I said We got a live one.
• Johnny Cage: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
• Sub-Zero: Yes!
• Kitana: What do we got?
• Jacquie Briggs: Root canal, and by the looks of those x-rays, it's not gonna be pretty.
• [Drill whines]
• Patient: Ow!
• Johnny Cage: Robert damp and clamp installed?
• Jacquie Briggs: Yep.
• Sub-Zero: What did he use to open?
• Jacquie Briggs: Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favore that one lately.
• Kitana: Oh, I can't see, Jade.
• Patient: You're getting a little too--Aah!
• Jacquie Briggs: [Offscreen] Now he's doing a Schilder technique.
• Johnny Cage: [Offscreen] He's using a Hedstrom file.
• Sub-Zero: That's not a Hedstrom file. That's a K-Flex.
• Johnny Cage: It's got a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrome.
• Sub-Zero: No, no, K-Flex.
• Johnny Cage: Hedstrome.
• Sub-Zero: K-Flex!
• Johnny Cage: Hedstrome! There I go. A little help, over here.
• Kitana: [Offscreen] I'll go deflate him.
• [Deflates]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: [Offscreen] All right. Go ahead and rinse.
• Sub-Zero: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
• [Thud]
• Jacquie Briggs: Hey, Hugh.
• Hugh Neutron: What did I miss in my life?
• Jacquie Briggs: [Offscreen] Root canal, and it's a doozy.
• Hugh Neutron: Root canal? What did he use to open?
• Jacquie Briggs: Gator-Glidden drill.
• Hugh Neutron: He's been favoring that one. Hope he dosen't get surplus sealer at the portal terminus. Hello. Who's this?
• Kitana: New guy. [Laughs]
• Sub-Zero: The dentist took him off the reef.
• Hugh Neutron: [Offscreen] An outie. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Heroes gotta walk, characters gotta eat.
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Hey! No, no, no, no! They're not your heroes. They're my heroes. Come on, go. Go on, shoo, shoo! Aw, the picture broke. This here's Mrs. Tweedy. She's my niece. She's gonna be 8 this week. Hey, little fella. Say hello to your new mommy. She's gonna be here for you to pick you up. Your her present. Shh, shh, shh. It's our little secret. Well, Mr. Bigweld, while that sets up, I'm going to see a man about a wallaby. I'll be right back.
• Johnny Cage: Oh, Mrs. Tweedy.
• Shia: What? What's wrong with her?
• Sub-Zero: [Offscreen] She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.
• Scorpion: [Offscreen] Poor Kenny.
• Kitana: He was her present last year.
• Johnny Cage: [Offscreen] Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.
• [Toilet flushes]
• Jacquie Briggs: She's a hero killer!
• Shia: I can't go with that woman! I have to get back to my dad! Aah! Daddy! Help me!
• Kitana: Oh, he's stuck.
• Raiden: (Offscreen) Nobody touch him. Nobody touch him.
• [Shia Grunting]
• Shia: Can you help me?
• Raiden: No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.
• Kitana: Raiden--
• Raiden: I just wanna see him do it. Okay? Calm down. Now ultimate wiggling your hooves and your feet.
• Shia: I can't. I have a bad hoof.
• Raiden: Never stopped me.
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Shia: [Gasping]
• Raiden: Just think about what you need to do.
• Shia: [Grunting]
• Johnny Cage: Come on.
• [Shia comes out]
• Raiden: Perfect.
• Scorpion: Yay!
• Johnny Cage: You did it!
• Kitana: Good squirming. [Laughs]
• Jacquie Briggs: Wow. From the earth, just like you, Raiden.
• Raiden: Yeah.
• Jacquie Briggs: [Chuckles] I've seen that look before. What are you thinking about?
• Raiden: I'm thinking, tonight, we give the sheep a proper reception.
• Johnny Cage: So, kid, you got your name or what?
• Shia: Shia. I'm Shia.
• Adam: Shia. Shia.
• [Lyra snoring]
• Lyra: [Mutters, offscreen] Are you gonna eat that?
• [Metal creaking]
• [Adam and Lyra snoring]
• Lyra: Careful with that hanmer.
• Adam: Huh?
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Adam: [Panting] No, no. What does it say? Lyra!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] A sea monkey has my money.
• Adam: Wake up. Get up. Come on. Get up. Come on!
• Lyra: Yes, I'm a natural pink.
• Adam: Get up!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Look out! Tiger and Wolves eat heroes! Aah!
• Adam: Lyra!
• [Rumbling]
• Lyra: Aah!
• Adam: Aah!
• Adam and Lyra: [Screaming]
• Lyra: [Gasps] Aah!
• [Loud thud]
• [Adam and Lyra coughing]
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Wow. Dusty.
• Adam: [Offscreen] The mask. Where's the mask?
• [Water bubbles]
• Adam: No! No, not the mask! Get it! Get the mask! Get it! [Panting]
• Lyra: [Singing] Hoo doot doo doot doo doot. Whoo-hoo! La, la, la, la, la, la. It just keeps going on, dosen't it? Echo! Echo! Hey, what you doing?
• Adam: It's gone. I've lost the mask.
• Lyra: Did you drop it?
• Adam: You dropped it! That was my only chance of finding my son. Now it's gone.
• Lyra: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills, when life gets you down, know what you gotta do?
• Adam: I don't know what you gotta do.
• Lyra: [Singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
• Adam: Lyra, no singing.
• Lyra: [Singing] Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
• Adam: Lyra.
• Lyra: [Singing] I love to swim!
• Adam: Lyra.
• Lyra: [Singing] When you want to swim!
• Adam: See, I'm going to get stuck now with that song. Now it's in my head.
• Lyra: Sorry.
• Adam: Lyra, do you see anything?
• Lyra: Aah! Something's got me.
• Adam: That was me. I'm sorry.
• Lyra: [Gasps] Who's that?
• Adam: Who's that? Who could it be? It's me.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Are... Are you my conscience?
• Adam: [Offscreen] Yeah, yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Hmm. Can't complain.
• Adam: Yeah? Good. Now, Lyra, I want you to tell me: Do you see anything?
• Lyra: I see a... I see a light.
• Adam: A light?
• Lyra: Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
• Adam: No. I see it, too.
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Adam: What is it?
• Lyra: It's so pretty.
• Adam: I'm feeling...happy, which is a big deal for me.
• Lyra: I want to touch it. Oh.
• Adam: Oooh. Hey, come back. Come on back here.
• Lyra: I'm gonna get you.
• Adam: I wanna get you.
• Lyra: I'm gonna get you.
• Adam: I wanna swim with you.
• Lyra: I'm gonna get you.
• Adam: I'm gonna be your best friend. Good feeling's gone.
• [Roars]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight and Lyra: [Screaming]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] I can't see! I don't know where I'm going!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Haah!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: The mask!
• Lyra: What mask? Okay, I can't see a thing.
• [Roars]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Oh, gee.
• Lyra: Hey, look, a mask.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Read it!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] I'm sorry, but if you could just bring a little closer, I kind of need the light. That's great. Keep it right there.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Just read it!
• Lyra: Okay, Okay. Mr. Bossy. Uh, "P." Okay. "P. Ra... Ra--P. Rat--" P. Rat? "P.--"
• [Roars]
• Lyra: Oh. The first line's "P. Ratchet."
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: "P. Ratchet" dosen't make any sense!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Okay. Second line. "42."
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] Don't eat me. Don't eat me. Whoa!
• [Roars]
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Light, please!
• [Muffled screaming]
• Lyra: [Offscreen] "Walla--walla--"
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] Waah! Waah! Waah!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] The second line's "42 Wallaby Way."
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] That's great. Just finish up here. Speed read. Take a guess. No pressure. No problem. There's a lot of pressure. Pressure! Take a guess now with pressure!
• Lyra: "Sydney"! It's "Sydney"!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Duck!
• Lyra: Aah!
• Adam: [Offscreen] I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. I died. I'm dead.
• [Groaning]
• [Dramatic music playing]
• [Adam laughs]
• Adam: Whoo-hoo! [Singing] We did it, we did it! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, Whoo!
• Adam and Lyra: [Singing] Eating here tonight!
• Lyra: [Singing] No, no, no, eating here tonight!
• Adam: Lyra.
• Lyra: [Singing] You on a diet.
• Adam: Lyra! So, what did it say? What did the mask say?
• Lyra: P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [Gasps] I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time!
• Adam: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Now where is that?
• Lyra: I don't know. But who cares? [Laughs] I remembered.
• Psycho Red: Raar!
• Adam and Lyra: [Screaming]
• Lyra: [Offscreen] P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!
• [Ship's horn blows]
• [Buoy rings]
• Cryax: [Offscreen] Psst, Shia.
• Shia: [Offscreen] Mmm...
• Cryax: [Singing] Dil.
• Shia: Huh?
• Cyrax: Suivez-moi. Follow me.
• [Dramatic music playing]
• [Mortal Kombat Characters chanting]
• Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Johnny Cage: Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha.
• Mortal Kombat Characters: [Singing] Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo ho ho wahoo ha hee! Ha ho wahee ha ho ho ho! Hoo!
• [Music stops]
• Raiden: State your name.
• Shia: Shia.
• Raiden: Mr. Cage, proceed.
• Johnny Cage: Shia, newcomer of yellow and orange, you have been called forth, to summit the Mount Wannahockaloogie, to join us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood.
• Shia: Huh?
• Jacquie Briggs: We want you in our club, kid.
• Shia: Really?
• Johnny Cage: If you are able to swim through the Ring of Fire! [Echoes] Turn on the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire! You said you could do it. The Ring of Fire!
• [Chanting]
• Scorpion: Bubbles, bubbles, let me--oh!
• Mortal Kombat Characters: [Singing] Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho.
• Jacquie Briggs: Isn't there another way? He's just a lamb!
• [Wailing]
• [Chanting gets faster and louder]
• [Thump]
• [Chanting stops]
• Raiden: From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait.
• Mortal Kombat Characters: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
• Raiden: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait.
• Mortal Kombat Characters: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
• Raiden: Enough with the Sharkbait.
• Sub-Zero: Sharkbait! Ooh...ba-ba-do.
• Raiden: Okay, Sharkbait's one of us now, agreed?
• Mortal Kombat Characters: Agreed.
• Raiden: We can't send him to his death. Mrs. Tweedy's coming in five days. So, what are we gonna do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do, we're gonna get him out of here. We're gonna help him escape.
• Shia: Escape? Really?
• Raiden: We're all gonna escape.
• Sub-Zero: Raiden, please. Not another escape plan.
• Kitana: Sorry, but they just never work.
• Johnny Cage: Yeah, why should this be any different?
• Raiden: Because we've got him.
• Shia: Me?
• Raiden: You see that filter?
• Shia: Yeah.
• Raiden: You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take a pebble inside there, and jam the gears. You do that and this tank's gonna get filthier and filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist'll have to clean the tank himself, and when he does, he'll take us out of the tank, put us in individual baggies, then we'll roll ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor! It's foolproof. Who's with me?
• Johnny Cage: Aye!
• Cyrax: Aye!
• Kitana and Jade: Aye!
• Scorpion: Aye!
• Sub-Zero: I think you're nuts.
• [Sighs]
• Sub-Zero: No offense, kid, but you're not the best swimmer.
• Raiden: He's fine. He can do this. So, Sharkbait, what do you think?
• Shia: Let's do it.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] I'm going to put P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you ask where I'm going, I'll tell you that's where I'm going. It's P. Ratchet 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
• Adam: [Offscreen] Exuse me. Exuse me. Hi. Do you know how to get-- Hello? Whoa. Wait, wait. Can you tell me-- Hey! Hold it! I'm trying to talk to you! Fellas, come back here. Please! One quick question. I need to-- And they're gone again.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell you again. I don't get tired of it--
• Adam: Okay, all right.
• Lyra: Huh?
• Adam: Here's the thing.
• Lyra: Uh-huh.
• Adam: I just think it's best if I carry on from here by... by myself.
• Lyra: Okay.
• Adam: You know, alone.
• Lyra: Uh-huh.
• Adam: Without--without-- I mean, not without you. It's just... But I don't want you..with me.
• Lyra: Huh?
• Adam: Am I... I don't want to hurt your feelings?
• Lyra: You want me to leave?
• Adam: Well, I mean, not--Yes. I just can't afford any more delays, and you're one of those kids that cause delays. And sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're delay fish.
• Lyra: You mean... [Whimpers] You mean you don't like me?
• Adam: No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
• Lyra: Ohh! [Crying]
• Adam: Aw, don't cry. I like you.
• Gage: Hey, you! Lady, is this guy bothering you?
• Lyra: Um...I don't remember. Were you?
• Adam: No, no, no, no, no. We're just-- Do you guys know how I can get to--
• Rhett: Look, pal, we're talking to the lady, not you. Hey, hey. You like impressions?
• Lyra: [Sniffles] Mm-hmm.
• Brandon: Just like in rehearsals, gentleman. So what are we? Take a guess.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Oh, oh. I've seen one of those.
• Wyatt: I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.
• Lyra: Wait, wait, um--
• Adam: It's a swordfish!
• Brandon: Hey, Kamen Rider, let the lady guess. Where's the butter?
• Lyra: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue.
• Adam: [Coughs] Lobster.
• Rhett: Saw that! Lots of legs! Live in the ocean.
• Lyra: Clam!
• Gage: Close enough! Oh, it's a whale of a tale. I'll tell you, lad...
• Lyra: They're good.
• Adam: Will somebody please give me directions?!
• Team Hot Wheels: [in Adam's imitation] "Will somebody please give me directions?!"
• Lyra: [Laughing]
• Adam: I'm serious!
• Team Hot Wheels: Blah-blah-blah, me-me, blah! Blah-blah-blah, me-me-me!
• Adam: Thank you.
• Lyra: Oh dear. Hey! Hey, come back! Hey, what's the matter?
• Adam: What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from home with a hero that can't even remember her name!
• Lyra: I bet that's frustrating.
• Adam: Meanwhile, my son is out there.
• Lyra: Your son, Willy?
• Adam: Shia?
• Lyra: Right.
• Adam: But it dosen't matter because no hero is this entire ocean is going to help me.
• Lyra: Well, I'm helping you. Wait right here. Guys!
• Gage: What, is he bothering you again?
• Lyra: No, no. He's a good guy. Go easy on him. He's lost on his son. Lillian. Any of you heard of P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
• Rhett: Sydney? Oh, sure! [Choir sings] Why, Larry here's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Larry? Sure I do!
• Lyra: Oh! Hey! They know Sydney!
• [Gasps]
• Lyra: You wouldn't know how to get there, would you?
• Brandon: What you want to follow the E.A.C. That's the East Austrailian Current. Big current. Can't miss it. It's in...that direction. And then you follow that for about... I don't know. What do you guys think? About three leagues? That little baby will put you right last Sydney. Ta-da!
• Adam: That's great! That's great! D.W., you did it!
• Lyra: Oh, please, I'm just your little helper. Helping along. That's me.
• Adam: Listen, fellas. thank you.
• Larry: [Offscreen] Don't mention it! Just loosen up, Okay, buddy?
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Oh, you guys. You really nailed him. Bye.
• Wyatt: [Offscreen] Oh, hey, ma'am. One more thing.
• Lyra: Yes.
• Gage: When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Trench, through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up, partner! Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! I gotta... I gotta tell you something. Whoa. Nice trench. Hello! [Echoing] Okay, let's go.
• Adam: No, no. Bad trench. Come on, we're gonna swim over this thing.
• Lyra: Whoa, whoa, partner. Little red flag going up. Something's telling me to swim through it, not over it.
• Adam: Are you looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.
• Lyra: I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should swim through.
• Adam: And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go.
• Lyra: Come on, trust me on this.
• Adam: Trust you?
• Lyra: Yes, trust. It's what friends do.
• Adam: Look! Something shiny!
• Lyra: Where?
• Adam: Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it!
• Lyra: Okay! Boy, it sure is clear up there.
• Adam: Exactly. And look at that, there's the current. We should be there in no time.
• Lyra: Hey, little guy.
• Adam: You wanted to go through the trench.
• Lyra: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [Baby talk]
• [Zap]
• Lyra: Ow!
• Adam: D.W., that's a jellyfish!
• Lyra: Bad Squishy, bad Squishy!
• Adam: Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get away! Let me see that.
• Lyra: Don't touch it, don't touch it.
• Adam: I won't touch it. I just want to look.
• Lyra: Hey! How come it didnt sting you?
• Adam: It did. It's just that--
• Lyra: Ow! Ow! Ow!
• Adam: Hold still. I live in this world, and i'm used to these kinds of stings.
• Lyra: Ow! Ow! Ow!
• Adam: It dosen't look bad. You'll be fine. But now we know, don't we that we don't want to touch these again. Let's be thankful this time it was just a little one. [Gasps]
• Adam and Lyra: [Scream]
• Adam: Don't move, This is bad, Lyra.
• Lyra: Hey, watch this! Boing! Boing!
• Adam: [Gasps] Lyra!
• Lyra: [Singing] You can't catch me!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Lyra! Don't bounce on the tops! They will...not sting you! The tops don't sting you!
• Lyra: Two in a row! Beat that!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Lyra, listen to me. I have an idea, a game.
• Lyra: A game?
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Yes.
• Lyra: Oh! I love games! Pick me!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: All right. Here's the game. Whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish wins!
• Lyra: Okay.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Rules, rules, rules! You can't touch the tentacles. Only the tops.
• Lyra: Something about tentacles. Got it. On your mark, get set, go!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Wait! Not something about 'em, it's all about 'em!
• Lyra: Whee!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Wait, Lyra!
• Lyra: Gotta go faster if you want to win!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Whoa! Lyra!
• Lyra: Boing, boing, boing!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Wait a minute! Whoa! Lyra!
• Lyra: Whee!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: We're still there. We're cheating death now. That's what we're doing. But we're having fun at the same time. I can do this. Just be careful.
• Lyra: Yeah, careful, I don't make you cry when I win!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, I don't think so!
• Lyra: [Laughs] Whoa! Give it up, old man. You can't fight evolution. I was build for speed.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: The question is, Lyra, are you hungry?
• Lyra: Hungry?
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Yeah. 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles! Duck to the left! Right there! The Kamen Rider is the winner! Whoo-hoo! We did it! Look at us! Lyra? Oh, no. LYRA! LYRA! LYRA! [Gasps] Lyra!
• [Electricity surging]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Ohh! [Screams]
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Am I disqualified?
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] No, you're doing fine! You're actually winning! But you gotta stay awake. Where does P. Ratchet live?
• Lyra: P. Ratchet, Wallaby Way, Sydney.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] That's it!
• [Electrical shock]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Uhh!
• Lyra: Wallaby Way...
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Uhh! Stay awake! Stay awake! Ooh! Stay awake! Stay...awake! Awake.
• Lyra: P. Ratchet.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Awake.
• Lyra: 42 Wallaby Way.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Wake up. Shia...
• Raiden: You miss your Dad, Don't you, Sharkbait?
• Shia: Yeah.
• Raiden: You're lucky to have someone out there looking for you.
• Shia: He's not looking for me. He's scared of the worlds.
• Raiden: Jacquie, any movement?
• Jacquie Briggs: He's had only four cups of coffee. It's gotta be soon.
• Raiden: Keep on him. My first escape, landed on dental tools. I was aiming for the toilet.
• Shia: Toilet?
• Raiden: All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
• Shia: Wow. How many times have you tried to get out?
• Raiden: Ah, I've lost count. Heroes aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you.
• Scorpion: [Laughing] Bubbles! Bubbles!
• Jacquie Briggs: Potty break! Potty break! He grabbed the "Reader's Digest." We have 4.2 minutes!
• Raiden: That's your cue, Sharkbait.
• Johnny Cage: You can do it, kid.
• Raiden: We gotta be quick. Once you get in, swim to the bottom of the chamber, and I'll talk you through the rest.
• Shia: Okay.
• Raiden: Go on. It'll be a piece of kelp.
• [Inhales deeply]
• [Grunting]
• Raiden: Nicely done! Can you hear me?
• Shia: Yeah!
• Raiden: Here comes the pebble. Ptoo.
• [Splish]
• Raiden: Now, do you see a small opening?
• Shia: Uh-huh!
• Raiden: Okay, inside it, you'll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the fan to stop it turning.
• [Whirring]
• [Buzz]
• Shia: Aah!
• Raiden: Careful, Sharkbait!
• Shia: I can't do it!
• Jacquie Briggs: Raiden, this isn't a good idea.
• Raiden: He'll be fine. Try again!
• Shia: Okay.
• Raiden: [Offscreen] That's it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady.
• Shia: I got it! I got it!
• Jacquie Briggs: [Sighs]
• Johnny Cage: He did it!
• Raiden: That's great, kid! Now swim up the tube and out!
• [Grunts]
• [Clunk]
• [Grunting]
• [Creaking]
• [Water rushing]
• Shia: Oh, no! Raiden! Raiden!
• Raiden: Sharkbait!
• Johnny Cage: Oh my gosh!
• Raiden: Get him outta here!
• Sub-Zero: What do we do, what do we do?
• Jacquie Briggs: Oh no!
• Raiden: Stay calm, Kid! Just don't panic!
• Shia: Help me!
• Raiden: Sharkbait, grab hold of this!
• [Buzz]
• Shia: No! No! No!
• Raiden: Feed me more!
• Sub-Zero: That's it!
• Raiden: Come on, Sharkbait! Grab it!
• Shia: [Grunting] I got it!
• Raiden: Pull!
• [The Mortal Kombat Team pull Shia out]
• Shia: [Panting]
• Jacquie Briggs: [Offscreen] Raiden, don't make him go back in there.
• Raiden: No. We're done.
• Shia: [Whimpering]
• Bob Parr: [Offscreen] Dude.
• Adam: Uhh.
• Mr. Incredible: Dude. Focus, dude. Dude.
• Adam: Ohh.
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
• Adam: [Offscreen] Ohh. What happened?
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First, you are all, like, "Whoa!", and then we were all, like, "Whoa!", and then you were, like, "Whoa."
• Adam: [Offscreen] What are you talking about?
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: You, mini-man. Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.
• Adam: Ohh.
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Awesome.
• Adam: Uhh. Oh, my stomach. Ohh!
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Oh, man. No hurlin' on the symbol, dude, Okay? Just waxed it.
• Adam: So, Bob Parr--
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Whoa, dude. Bob Parr is my real name. The name's Mr. Incredible.
• Adam: Mr. Incredible? Really? Okay, Mr. Incredible. Listen, I need to get to the East Austrailian Current. E.A.C.?
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: [Laughs] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
• [Dramatic music playing]
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Okay, grab back, dude!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Grab wh-a-a-at?! [Screaming]
• Mr. Incredible: Ha ha! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Stop!
• Bob Parr: So... [Sighs] What brings you on this fine day to the E.A.C.?
• Adam: Well, Lyra and I need to get to Sydney. [Gasps] Lyra! Is she all right?
• Mr. Incredible: Huh? Oh, little sheep. She is sub-level, dude.
• Adam: Lyra! Lyra! Lyra! [Whispers] Lyra.
• [Muttering]
• Adam: I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. It's all my fault.
• Lyra: Twenty-nine, thirty! Ready or not, here I come! [Gasps] There you are!
• [Giggling]
• Lyra: Catch me if you can [Laughing]
• Superhero Kids: Lyra?
• Ben Tennyson: [Offscreen] Nice wave! Oh, wow!
• Adam: Heh heh.
• Superheroes: Up you go!
• Dash Parr: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
• [Woosh]
• Adam: Oh, my goodness!
• Adam: Woah. Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Dash does flying solo.
• [Splash]
• Dash Parr: Whoa! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: You so totally rock, Dash! So just give me some whistle. Noggin.
• [Clunk]
• Mr. Incredible and Dash Parr: Dude.
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Oh...intro. Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.
• Dash Parr: Jellies?! Sweet.
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Totally.
• Adam: Well, aparently, I must've done something you liked...dudes.
• Dash Parr: You rock, dude!
• Adam: Ow.
• Mr. Incredible: Curl away, my son. Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just trucks. We leave the city to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cacoo, they find their way back to the Metroville.
• Adam: All by themselves?
• Mr. Incredible: Yeah.
• Adam: But, but, but, dude, how do you know when they're ready?
• Bob Parr: Well, you never really know. But when they know, you'll know, you know? Ha.
• [Laughter]
• Lyra: Hey, look, everybody.
• Lucius Best/Frozone: I know that dude! It's the Jellyman!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Well, go on. Jump on him!
• Red Ranger: Superhero pile!
• Adam: Wait, wait, wait!
• Ultraman Max: Are you funny? Where's your armor?
• Adam: I need to breathe!
• Tony Stark/Ironman: Are you running away? Did you really cross the jellyfish forest? Did they sting you?
• Adam: One at a time!
• VR Ryan: Dragon Knight, did you die?
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Sorry, I was a little vague on the details.
• Dash Parr: So, where are you going?
• Adam: You see, my son was taken. My son was taken away from me.
• Superheroes: [Gasping]
• Lyra: No way.
• Dash Parr: What happened?
• Adam: No, no, kids. I don't want to talk about it.
• Superhero Kids: Aww! Please?
• Steve Rogers/Captain America: Please?
• Adam: [Sighs] Well, okay. I live in this world a long, long way from here.
• Lyra: Oh, boy. This is gonna be good. I can tell.
• Adam: And my son Shia... See, he was mad at me. And maybe he wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been so tough on him. I don't know. Anyway, he walked out in the open water to this boat, and when he was out there, these Mantrons appeared, and I tried to stop them, but the boat was too fast. So, we walked out in the world to follow them...
• Dragonborg: They couldn't stop 'em. And then Dil's dead, he walks out to the ocean, and they bump into three ferocious mcnulties.
• Clark Kent/Superman: He scares away the Tiger and Sharks by blowing 'em up!
• Wonder Woman: Golly, that's amazing.
• Bruce Banner/The Hulk: And then dives thousands of feet...
• Will Stronghold: ...straight down into the dark. It's like wicked dark down there. You can't see a thing. How's it going, Plum? And the only thing they can see down there...
• Screech: ...is the light from this big, horrible creature, with razor-sharped teeth. Nice parry, old man. And then he has to blast his way...
• Shrek: So, these two little kids have been searching the earth for days on East Austrailian Current.
• Gwen Tennyson: Which means he may be on his way here right now.
• Mason: That should put him in Sydney Harbor...
• Phil: ...in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy is gonna stop at nothing...
• Luke Skywalker: ...till he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it. There's one delicated father, if you ask me.
• A-Squad Rangers: [Offscreen] Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
• Ryu: Aw! Would you just shut up?! You're Evil Rangers!
• Angus Scattergood: Adam's been looking for his boy Shia.
• Hugh Neutron: Shia?!
• Angus Scattergood: He was taken off the reef by divers...
• Hugh Neutron: There! Take it! You happy?
• A-Squad Rangers: Mine! Mine! Mine!
• Hugh Neutron: Hey, hey, say that again! You said something about Shia, now was it?
• A-Squad Rangers: Mine! Mine! Mine!
• Mr. Krabs: Whoooa... Hyah!
• Red A-Squad Ranger: Mine?
• Angus Scattergood: Last what I heard, he's heading towards the harbor.
• Hugh Neutron: Ho ho! Brilliant!
• [Music swells]
• Shia: [Sighs]
• Kitana: Is he doing okay?
• Sub-Zero: Whatever you do, don't metion D-a-r--
• Shia: It's okay. I know who you're talking about.
• [Smack]
• [Bubbling]
• Shia: Raiden? Raiden?
• Raiden: Hey, Sharkbait.
• Shia: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the--
• Raiden: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was ready to get out, so ready to taste the ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid.
• Hugh Neutron: [Panting] All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey--
• [Crash]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: What the--
• Patient: Aaah!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Well, that's one way to pull a tooth. [Chuckles] Huh. Darn heroes. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?
• Hugh Neutron: [Offscreen] Hey, hey, psst!
• Jacquie Briggs: [Offscreen] Oh, Big Bird! You just missed an extraction.
• Hugh Neutron: Ooh, has he loosened the periodental ligament yet? What am I talking about? Dil. Where's Dil? I've got to speak with him.
• Shia: What? What is it?
• Hugh Neutron: Your dad's been fighting the entire world, looking for you.
• Shia: My father? Really?
• Hugh Neutron: Yeah, he's traveled hundreds of miles, battling tiger and wolves and jellyfish--
• Shia: Tiger and Wolves? That can't be him.
• Hugh Neutron: Guess so. What was his name? Some sort of sport kid? Abby? Ally?
• Shia: Adam?
• Hugh Neutron: That's it! Adam! The little man from the earth.
• Shia: It's my dad! He took on a tiger!
• Hugh Neutron: I heard he took on three.
• Raiden: One Tiger and Two Wolves?
• Johnny Cage: That's gotta be 4, 800 teeth!
• Hugh Neutron: See you, after you were taken by Diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat like a maniac.
• Shia: Really?
• Hugh Nuetron: He's walking, and walking, giving it all he's got, and then three-gigantic baddies capture him, and he blows them up and dives thousands of feet, and gets chased by a bull dog with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock, and what's his reward? He gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! Now he's with a bunch of superheroes on the E.A.C., and the word is he's headed this way right now...to Sydney!
• Sub-Zero: Wow!
• Kitana: Oh, what a good daddy!
• Raiden: He was looking for you after all, Sharkbait. [Gasps]
• [Clatters]

• Sub-Zero: He's swimming to the filter!

• Raiden: Sharkbait!
• Johnny Cage: Not again!
• [Spits]
• Raiden: Sharkbait!
• Kitana: No!
• Sub-Zero: You got your whole life ahead of you!
• Raiden: We'll help you, kid!
• Johnny Cage: Gotta get him out!
• Kitana: Give me that thing!
• [Whirring]
• Kitana: Get him! Get him out of here!
• Raiden: Come on, kid! Grab the end!
• [Clank]
• Kitana: Sharkbait!
• Sub-Zero: No!
• Raiden: Can you hear me, Sharkbait? Can you hear me?
• Shia: Yeah, I can hear you.
• Mortal Kombat Characters: [Gasp]
• Raiden: Sharkbait, you did it!
• Sub-Zero: Sharkbait, you're... covered with germs! Aah!
• Raiden: [Laughs] That took guts, kid. All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Mrs. Tweedy gets here. This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Cyrax? No cleaning.
• Cyrax: I shall resist.
• Raiden: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist will have to clean it.
• Johnny Cage: [Burps]
• Raiden: Good work!
• Shia: [Laughs]
• Mr. Incredible: Alright, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's coming up, man!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] Where? I don't see it!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Right there! I see it! I see it!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] You mean, the swirling vortex of terror?
• Mr. Incredible: That's it, dude.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Of course it is.
• Mr. Incredible: Okay, first, find your exit buddy. Do you have your exit buddy?
• Lyra: Yes!
• Mr. Incredible: Okay. Dash gives you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
• Dash Parr: Good afternoon! We're gonna have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember, rip it, roll it, and punch it!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: I think he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really fast, but I don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again.
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Okay, Jellyman! Go, go, go!
• [Screaming]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Whoa!
• Lyra: Whoo!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Whoa!
• Lyra: Whoa!
• [Laughing]
• Lyra: Whoo!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: That was...fun! I actually enjoyed that.
• Lyra: Hey, look, superheroes!
• Mr. Incredible: [Offscreen] Ha ha! Most excellent! Now turn your backs around, and walk straight on through to Sydney! No worries, man!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No worries! Thank you, dude, Mr. Incredible!
• Superheroes: Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
• Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Tell your little dude I said hi, okay?
• Dash Parr: [Offscreen] See ya later, dudes!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Bye, everyone!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Shia would have loved this. Ooh! Hey! Bob, I forgot! How old are you?
• Mr. Incredible: [Offscreen] 150, dude! And still young! Rock on!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: 150! 150! I gotta remember that.
• Lyra: Whoa. We're going in there?
• Adam: Yep.
• Lyra: P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
• Adam: Yep. We're gonna just walk straight.
• Lyra: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
• Adam: Lyra...
• [Lyra humming]
• Adam: [Offscreen] Boy, this is taking awhile.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] How about we play a game?
• Adam: [Offscreen] Okay.
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Okay, I'm thinking of something blue, and it's small--
• Adam: It's me.
• Lyra: Right! It's blue and small--
• Adam: It's me.
• Lyra: All righty, Mr. Smartypants. And it's blue and small and has a diaper--
• Adam: Me. And the next one, just a guess, me.
• Lyra: Okay. That's just scary.
• Adam: Wait, wait, wait. I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it before, and that means we're going in circles, and that means we're not going straight!
• Lyra: Hey, hey!
• Adam: We gotta get to surface. Come on. We'll figure it out up there. Let's go! Follow me!
• Lyra: Hey! Relax.
• Adam: What?
• Lyra: Take a deep breath. [Inhales] [Exhaling] Now, let's ask somebody for directions.
• Adam: Fine. Who do you want to ask, the speck? There's nobody here!
• Lyra: Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly. We're not the only two in here. Let's see. Okay, no one there. Nope. Nada. [Gasps] There's somebody. Hey! Exuse--
• Adam: Lyra, Lyra, Lyra! Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest is and spit out our bones!
• Lyra: What is it with men and asking for directions?
• Adam: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let's play the "Let's Not Die" card.
• Lyra: You want to get out of here?, don't you?
• Adam: Of course I do.
• Lyra: Well, then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot? And hope for the best.
• Adam: Lyra, you don't fully understand--
• Adam: Come on. Trust me on this.
• [Sighs]
• Adam: [Sighs] All right.
• Lyra: Exuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! Don't be rude. Say hi.
• Adam: Ha. Hello.
• Lyra: His son Lil--
• Adam: Shia.
• Lyra: Dil was taken to, uh--
• Adam: Sydney.
• Lyra: Sydney! Yes! And it's really, really important that we get there fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
• Adam: Lyra, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
• Lyra: Oh, oh! Big fella. Liger. Okay. Maybe he only speaks whale. Mooo! Weee neeed...
• Adam: Lyra?
• Lyra: Tooo fiind his son.
• Adam: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
• Lyra: Can youuuu give us diiirections?
• Adam: Lyra! Heaven knows what you're saying! Se, he's swimming away.
• Lyra: Cooome baaack.
• Adam: He's not coming back. You offended him.
• Lyra: Maybe a different dialect. Moooohhhmmooo...
• Adam: Lyra! Lyra, this is not a whale. You're speaking like upset stomach.
• Lyra: Maybe I should try tigon.
• Adam: Don't try tigon.
• Lyra: Wooooooo...
• Adam: You actually sound sick.
• Lyra: Maybe louder? Huh? Rah! Rah!
• Adam: Don't do that!
• Lyra: Too much mammal. Didn't it sound mammal-ish?
• Adam: It dosen't sound mammal. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard.
• Lyra: Oooooo!
• Adam: Ohh! It's just as well. He might be hungry.
• Lyra: Don't worry, whales don't eat heroes. They eat Simpsons.
• The Simpsons Characters: [Offscreen] Swim away!
• Lyra: Oh, look, Simpsons!
• Adam: [Gasps] Move, Lyra, move!
• Adam and Lyra: [Screaming]
• Raiden: Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. It's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible.
• Shia: [Laughs]
• Raiden: Cyrax, I said no cleaning.
• Cyrax: I'm ashamed.
• Jacquie Briggs: Hey, look! Scum angel!
• Sub-Zero: [Whimpering] Ooh! Aah!
• Scorpion: [Gasps] Bubbles! I love the bubbles! [coughing]
• Kitana: Jade? Has anybody seen Jade? Jade!
• Jacquie Briggs: 9:00 and cue robot dentist.
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Hello, Mami. Sorry I'm late.
• Jacquie Briggs: Okay, here we go. Here we go, okay.
• Steve: Little Davey Reynolds...
• Jacquie Briggs: [Offscreen] Walks to the counter, drops the keys...
• Sub-Zero: Johnny Cage, that's disgusting!
• Johnny Cage: Tastes pretty good to me. Urrp!
• Sub-Zero: Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--
• Jacquie Briggs: Shh! Here he comes!
• Shia: [Offscreen] Aah!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Crikey. What a state.
• [Squeaks]
• Phineas T. Ratceht: Oh, Mami, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?
• Mami: 10:00 luv.
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Leave it open, would you? I've gotta clean the tank before Mrs. Tweedy gets here.
• Raiden: Did you hear that, Sharkbait?
• Shia: [Offscreen] Yay! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna clean the tank! We're gonna be clean!
• Raiden: You're ready to see your dad, kid?
• Shia: Uh-huh.
• Raiden: Of course you are. I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor waiting for you right now.
• Shia: Yeah.
• Adam: [Panting] Aaah! Oof! [Pants]
• [Lyra laughing]
• [Grunting]
• Lyra: Whoo!
• Adam: Yaahhh!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Here comes the big one. Ooh! Come on! You gotta try this!
• Adam: Will you just stop it?
• Lyra: Why? What's wrong?
• Adam: We're in a Vandal, don't you get it?
• Lyra: Vandal?
• Adam: A Vandal! 'Cause you had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!

• Lyra: Wow, a Vandal, You know, I speak Vandal.

• Adam: No, you're insane! You can't speak Vander! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old superheroes are! [Sobs] Ohhh!
• Lyra: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hey, you okay?
• [Sighs]
• Lyra: There, there. It's all right. It'll be okay.
• Adam: No. No, it won't.
• Lyra: Sure it will. You'll see.
• Adam: No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him.
• Lyra: Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.
• Adam: What?
• Lyra: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.
• [Sighs]
• [Creaking]
• Lyra: Hmm.
• Adam: What's going on?
• Lyra: Don't know. I'll ask him. [Making Vandal sounds]
• Adam: Lyra...
• Lyra: Whaaat's goooing onnnn?
• [Kalus groans]
• Lyra: I think he says we've stopped.
• Adam: Of course we've stopped. Just stop trying to speak Vandal. You're gonna make things worse. What is that noise?
• [Rumbling]
• Adam: Oh, no. Look what you did. The water's going down. It's going down!
• [Sloshing]
• Lyra: Really? You sure about that?
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Look! Already it's half empty!
• Lyra: I'd say it's half full.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Stop that! It's half empty!
• [Kalus groans]
• Lyra: Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a root beer float.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Of course he wants us to go there! That's eating us! How do I taste, Moby? Huh? Do I taste good? You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
• Lyra: Okay. Heee--
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Stop talking to him. [Screaming]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight and Lyra: [Screaming]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: What is going on?
• Lyra: I'll check. Whaaat--
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No! No more Vandal! You can't speak Vandal!
• Lyra: Yes, I can!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Shia!
• [Kalus groans]
• Lyra: Okay.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Lyra! Oof!
• Lyra: He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be all right!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: How do you know? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen?
• Lyra: I don't!
• [Gurgling]
• [Kalus groans]
• [Splash]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight and Lyra: [Screaming]
• [Splash]
• Adam: [Laughs] We're alive!
• Lyra: Look! Sy-d-ney, Sydney! Sydney! Sydney again!
• [Tenor sings]
• Adam: You were right, Lyra! We made it! We're gonna find my son!
• [Splashing]
• Adam: Thaaank yoouuu, sir!
• Lyra: Wow. I wish I could speak Vandal.
• Adam: Okay. All we gotta do is find the boat that took him.
• Lyra: Right!
• Adam: Come on, Lyra! We can do this!
• [Birds chirping]
• Jacquie Briggs: [Yawns] Morning. It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we're getting out-- [Gasps] The tank is clean. The tank is clean!
• Kitana: [Offscreen] But how?
• Raiden: Boss must've installed it last night while we were sleeping.
• Shia: What are we gonna do?
• Raiden: What's it say, Jacquie?
• Jacquie Briggs: [Muffled] The Aquascum 2000...
• Raiden: I can't hear you, Jacquie.
• Jacquie Briggs: The Aquascum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning, maintenance-free, salt water purifier that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your aquarium animals.
• Johnny Cage: Stop it!
• Jacquie Briggs: The Aquascum is programmed to scan your tank environment every five minutes?!
• Sub-Zero: Scan? Well, What does that mean?
• [Zap]
• Sub-Zero: Aah!
• Aquascum: Temperature: 82 degrees, PH balance: normal.
• Mortal Kombat Characters and Shia: Ooh.
• Jacquie Briggs: Nice.
• Sub-Zero: Ooh! Oh! Curse you, Aquascum!
• Johnny Cage: That's it for the escape plan. It's ruined.
• Shia: Then what are we gonna do about--
• [Door Opens]
• Mortal Kombat Characters: [Gasp] Mrs. Tweedy!
• Raiden: Stay down, kid!
• Johnny Cage: False alarm.
• Kitana: Whew.
• Sub-Zero: My nerves can't take much more of this.
• Johnny Cage: [Offscreen] What are we gonna do when that little brat gets here?
• Raiden: I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
• Shia: Oh! Raiden!
• Raiden: Shia!
• Shia: Help me!
• Raiden: Hold on! I'm coming!
• Shia: Help me!
• Shia: Swim down! Come on, Kid! Swim down! Come on!
• Johnny Cage: Everybody jump in!
• Jade: Swim down!
• Raiden: That's it!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: What the--?
• Kitana: Yay!
• Raiden: Ha ha! Good work!
• [Phineas T. Ratchet catches Shia in a bag]
• Shia: Raiden!
• Raiden: Shia!
• Johnny Cage: Sharkbait!
• Raiden: Roll, kid!
• Sub-Zero: Lean! Lean! Lean!
• [Shia grunting]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: [Offscreen] Whoops. That would've been a nasty fall.
• Shia: Raiden! Don't let me go belly-up!
• Raiden: Just calm down, Shia. You won't go belly-up. I promise. You're gonna be okay.
• [Door Opens]
• [Crash]
• ["Psycho" theme plays]
• Mortal Kombat Characters: [Gasp] Mrs. Tweedy!
• [Bird Hawks]
• Lyra: Aren't any of these boats look fimiliar to you?
• Adam: No, but the boat has to be here somewhere. Come on, Lyra, we're gonna find it.
• Lyra: I'm totally excited. Are you excited?
• Adam: Lyra, wake up. Wake up, wake up, come on.
• Lyra: [Gasps] Duck!
• Adam: That's not a duck. It's a...Frankenstein!
• Adam and Lyra: [Screaming]
• [Splash]
• [Gulp]
• Adam and Lyra: [Screaming]
• Adam: No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!
• [Gagging]
• Angus Scattergood: Hey, Mr. Neutron. Would you look at that?
• Hugh Neutron: What? What?
• Angus Scattergood: Sun's barely up and Frankenstein's had more than he can handle.
• Hugh Neutron: Yeah. Reckon somebody ought to help the poor guy.
• Firefighters: Yeah, right, yeah.
• Hugh Neutron: Ah, don't everybody fly off at once.
• [Gagging]
• Hugh Neutron: All right, Frank. What is it? Kids got your tongue?
• Lyra: [Screaming]
• Hugh Neutron: Love a duck!
• [Spit]
• Adam: I gotta find my son Shia!
• Hugh Neutron: Shia? Hey, hey, hey! He's that kid! You know that we were talking about! The one's that been fighting the whole ocean! Hey. I know where your son--Huh? [Gasping] Hey, wait! Come back! Stop!
• Adam: Lyra, Keep going! He's crazy!
• Hugh Neutron: I got something to tell you!
• [Splat]
• A-Squad Green Ranger: Mine?
• Hugh Neutron: Okay. Don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.
• Adam: Hop in your mouth? Huh? Now, how does that make me live?
• A-Squad Punk Ranger: [Offscreen] Mine?
• Hugh Neutron: [Offscreen] Because I can take you to your son.
• Adam: Yeah, right.
• Hugh Neutron: No. I know your son. He's a lamb with gimpy hoof on one side.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: That's Shia!
• Lyra: [Screaming]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Screaming]
• A-Squad Rangers: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
• Lyra: [Screaming]
• Hugh Neutron: Fasten that seatbelts!
• A-Squad Rangers: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Ha ha ha ha!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] Aah!
• Hugh Neutron: Everybody hold on!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Screaming]
• A-Squad Rangers: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
• [Clanging]
• Sub-Zero: [Screaming]
• Kitana: [Screaming]
• Scorpion: [Offscreen] Too loud! Too loud for me!
• Mrs. Tweedy: [Singing] Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
• Jacquie Briggs: Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
• Mami: Mrs. Tweedy, your uncle will see you now.
• ["Psycho" theme plays]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: All right, let's see those pearly whites.
• Mrs. Tweedy: Raah! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.
• Phineas T. Ratchet: And a piranha's a toon, just like your present.
• Mrs. Tweedy: [Giggling, offscreen] [Singing] I get a lammy, lammy!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Oh, no. Poor little guy.
• Johnny Cage: He's dead.
• Raiden: Sharkbait!
• Mrs. Tweedy: Yay! Lammy, lammy, lammy!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Uh, must've left your present in the car, sweetie.
• Mrs. Tweedy: Ohh!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: I'll go and get it.
• Raiden: He's still alive!
• Jacquie Briggs: He's not dead!
• Johnny Cage: What's happening? Why is he playing dead?
• Raiden: [Offscreen] He's gonna get sent outside. He's gonna get out of here!
• Jade: [Offscreen] Yay!
• Johnny Cafe: [Offscreen] He's going outside!
• Sub-Zero: [Offscreen] What a smart little guy!
• Raiden: [Offscreen] Oh, no! Not the trash can!
• Scorpion: Shia! No!
• Hugh Neutron: Hey! Hey! I found his Dad!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Where's Shia? Where is he?
• Johnny Cage: Robot! Dentist!
• Raiden: He's over there!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: What's a robot dentist? What is that?
• [Trash can opens]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Gasps] Hugh, get in there!
• Hugh Neutron: I can't go in there!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Oh, yes, you can! Charge!
• Hugh Neutron: [Squawks]
• Mrs. Tweedy: [Screaming]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: What the--? Tweedy, sweetie, look out!
• [Clang]
• [Drill whirring]
• Mrs. Tweedy: [Screaming]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Hold still! Hold still!
• Mrs. Tweedy: [Screaming]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Easy! Easy!
• [Drill whirring]
• Mrs. Tweedy: [Screaming]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Hold still! Nobody's going to hurt you! Oof!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Gasps]
• [Heartbeat echoing]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Dil.
• Lyra: [Gasps] Oh, my goodness.
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Gotcha! Keep down!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] Shia!
• Shia: Daddy?
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Out with you! And stay out!
• Shia: Daddy? [Gasps]
• Mrs. Tweedy: Lammy? Lammy! Wake up! Wake up!
• Kitana: [Offscreen] Oh, no!
• Raiden: [Offscreen] Quick! To the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie!
• Mrs. Tweedy: Why are you sleeping?
• Jacquie Briggs: Hurry!
• Raiden: Cage!
• [Grunting]
• Raiden: Ring of Fire!
• [Squeaking]
• Mrs. Tweedy: Lammy! [Screaming]
• [Clank]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Crikey! All the animals have gone mad!
• [Bump]
• Phineas T. Ratchet: Unh!
• Mrs. Tweedy: [Screaming] Get it out!
• Sub-Zero: Smack her in the head!
• Johnny Cage: Go, Raiden, go!
• Mrs. Tweedy: Thunder God in my hair!
• Shia: Raiden!
• Raiden: Sharkbait, tell your dad I said hi. Unh!
• Mrs. Tweedy: Eww!
• [Shia Yelling]
• Raiden: Go get 'em!
• Phineas T. Ratchet: [Offscreen] Oh... [Gasps]
• Johnny Cage: He did it!
• Kitana and Jade: Yay!
• Johnny Cage: Ha ha!
• Scorpion: I'm so happy!
• Sub-Zero: Is he gonna be okay, Raiden?
• Raiden: Don't worry. All drains lead to the ocean.
• Mrs. Tweedy: Lammy!
• Shia: Aah! Aah! Whoa! Whoa! Daddy! [Whimpering]
• [Skittering]
• [Buoy ringing]
• Hugh Neutron: I'm so sorry. Truly, I am. [Walks away]
• Lyra: Hey.
• Adam: Lyra, if it wasn't for you, I never would've even made it here. So, thank you.
• Lyra: Hey, hey, wait a minute. Wait. Where are you going?
• Adam: It's over, Lyra. We were too late. Shia's gone, and I'm going home now.
• Lyra: No. No, you can't. Stop! Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever been stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave, I just... I remember things better with you. I do. Look-- P. Ratchet 42... [Sighs] 42. I remember it. I do. It's there. I know it is because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I look at you and I...I'm home. Please, I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
• Adam: I'm sorry, Lyra, but I do.
• [Dramatic music playing]
• [Grunting]
• Bulk: Manna from heaven.
• Skull: Sweet nectar of life!
• Both: Hey! Hey! Hey!
• Bulk: This is our spot!
• Skull: Get outta here!
• [Grunting]
• Both: Hey! Hey! Hey!
• Bulk: Yeah, that's it, fella. Just keep on swimmin'. You got that.
• Skull: Too right, mate! Oh! I got a live one here!
• Shia: Hey! Have you seen my dad?
• Skull: Gotcha! Hey! Hey! Come back here!
• Bulk: You let him go!
• Both: Hey! Hey!
• Shia: Dad! Dad! Dad! [Moaning]
• [Moaning]
• Lyra: Ohh!
• Shia: [Offscreen] Uh, Excuse me. Are you all right?
• Lyra: I don't know where I am. I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody, but I can't remember.
• Shia: [Offscreen] It's okay. I'm looking for someone, too. Hey, we can look together.
• Lyra: [Sniffles] I'm Lyra.
• Shia: I'm Shia.
• Lyra: Shia? That's a nice name.
• [Seagull squawks]
• Shia: Dad!
• Lyra: Dad!
• Shia: Dad!
• Shia: Dad!
• Lyra: Dad! Wait a minute. Is it your dad or my dad?
• Shia: My dad.
• Lyra: Got it. Dad!
• Shia: Where are we, anyway?
• Lyra: Dad! Dad! Oh. Sly--Sh--Sydney. [Gasps] P. Ratchet, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [Screams] Dil! It's you! [Screams] You're Shia!
• Shia: [Muffled] Yes, yes, I'm Shia!
• Lyra: You're Shia! You were deas. I saw you. And here you are! I found you. You're not dead. And your father! Your father!
• Shia: You know my father?! Where is he?
• Lyra: Oh! This way! He went this way. Quick! Hey, hey, hey!
• Both: Hey! Hey!
• Lyra: Have you seen a kid walked by? It looks just like him!
• Shia: But bigger!
• Skull: Yeah, I saw him, pinky. But I'm not tellin' you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.
• A-Squad Red: [Offscreen] Mine.
• Skull: [Gasps] Aah! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aah!
• [Thump]
• Servo: Hey! Look out!
• Adam: Sorry. I was trying to get home.
• Shia: [Offscreen, distantly] Dad! Dad!
• Adam: Shia?
• Shia: Daddy!
• Adam: Shia?
• Shia: Dad!
• Lyra: Shia's alive!
• Adam: Lyra? [Gasps] Shia!
• Shia: Daddy!
• Adam: Shia! I'm coming, Shia!
• Shia: Dad!
• Adam: Shia! Thank goodness. It's all right, son. It's gonna be okay.
• Shrek: [Offscreen] Turn around! You're going the wrong way!
• [All shouting]
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Aah! Look out!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight): [Offscreen] Oh, my--
• [Creaking]
• [All screaming]
• Lyra: [Offscreen] Help! He-e-elp!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Lyra!
• Shia: Come on!
• Ogres: [Offscreen] Help! Help! Help! Get us out! Aah!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, no, no! Shia!
• Shia: Dad, I know what to do!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Shia! No!
• Shia: We have to tell all the fish to swim down together!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Get out of there now!
• Shia: I know this will work!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: No, I am not gonna lose you again!
• Shia: Dad, there's no time! It's the only way we can save Lyra!
• [Panting]
• Shia: I can do this.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: You're right. I know you can.
• Shia: Lucky hoof!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Now, go! Hurry!
• Shia: Tell all the ogres to swim down!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Well, you heard my son! Come on!
• Shia: Lyra, you have to tell everybody to...
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Swim down together! Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Swim down!
• [Chain clacking]
• Lyra: Everybody, swim down!
• Shia: Come on, you have to swim down!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Down! Swim down! [Offscreen] Swim down! Swim down!
• [Splashing]
• [Gasping]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Don't give up! Keep swimming! Just keep swimming!
• [Creaking]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] That's it!
• Shia: [Gasping] It's working!
• All: Keep swimming! Keep swimming!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: [Offscreen] Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!
• Shia: Come on, Dad!
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: You're doing great, son!
• Shia: That's my dad.
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Come on! Let's go to the bottom! Keep swimming!
• Lyra: [Singing] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
• [Wood creaking]
• All: Keep swimming! Keep swimming!
• [Snap]
• [Thud]
• [All cheering]
• Kamen Rider Dragon Knight: Oof!
• Lyra: Hey!
• Adam: Lyra! Where's Shia?
• Lyra: There!
• Adam: Oh, no. Shia! [Grunting]
• [Moans]
• Adam: Shia? Shia? It's okay. Daddy's here. Daddy's got you.
• Shia: [Coughs] Daddy?
• Adam: Oh, thank goodness.
• Shia: Dad...I don't hate you.
• Adam: Oh, no, no, no. I'm so sorry, Shia. Hey, guess what?
• Shia: What?
• Adam: Superheroes, I met one. And he was 150 years old.
• Shia: 150?
• Adam: Yep.
• Shia: Sir Topham Hatt said they only live to be 100.
• Adam: Sir Topham Hatt? Do you think I would cross the entire world and not know as much as Sir Topham Hatt?
• Shia: [Laughing]
• Adam: He was 150! Not 100! Who is this Sir Topham Hatt who knows everything? Time for school! Get up! Let's go! I'm gonna win!
• Shia: No, you're not! I did it!
• Adam: Aw, my own son beats me!
• Bumblebee: Climb aboard, explorers.
• Adam: So, just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
• [All laugh]
• Bumblebee: Hello, Shia. Who's this?
• Shia: Exchange student.
• Dash Parr: I'm from the E.A.C., dude!
• Bumblebee: Sweet!
• Shia and Dash Parr: Totally.
• Anger: [Laughing] Seriously, A. Did you really do all the things you did?
• Rath: [Offscreen] Pardon me. Hello.
• Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Ohh.
• Rath: Don't be alarmed.
• Riff: We just wanted to make sure our newest member got home safely.
• Lyra: Thanks, guys.
• Rath: Well, we'll see you next week!
• Riff: Keep up with the program, Lyra.
• Skozz: Remember, heroes are friends...
• Lyra: Not food! Bye!
• Bumblebee: [Offscreen] Hold on, here we go! Next stop, knowledge!
• Adam: Bye, son! Have fun!
• Shia: [Offscreeen] Bye, Dad! Oh! Bumblebee, wait. I forgot something. [Panting] Love you, Dad.
• Adam: I love you, too, son.
• Shia: Dad? You can let go now.
• Adam: Sorry. Now go have an adventure.
• Dash Parr: Good-bye! See ya later, dude!
• Lyra: Bye, Sia!
• Adam: Shia.
• Lyra: Shia! Bye, Shia!
• Shia: See you after school, Lyra! Bye, Dad!
• Adam: Bye, son.
• Phineas T. Ratchet: [Offscreen] Mami, I don't understand it. Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee, and it breaks! I had to clean the tank myself, take all the animals out, put 'em in bags, and-- Where'd the animals go?
• [Car horns honking]
• Raiden: Come on, Jacquie!
• Kitana: Hurry!
• Raiden: You can do it!
• Johnny Cage: Yeah, that's it. You can do it.
• Raiden: Just a little further.
• Johnny Cage: You can do it.
• Jacquie Briggs: [Offscreen] That's the shortest red light I've ever seen!
• Johnny Cage: Come on, Jacquie!
• Jacquie Briggs: Ohh. Aah!
• [Mortal Kombat Characters cheer]
• [Laughter]
• [Laughter stops]
• Johnny Cage: [Offscreen] Now what?
• [The End]