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  • Lightning McQueen: I'm not gonna dress it up.
  • Buddy: (Laughing)
  • Lightnng McQueen: Toons are dumb.
  • Buddy: Ha!
  • Lightning McQueen: Really dumb. You don't get it! They're fatting us up to eat us!
  • Donkey: Hey! Corn!
  • All: Corn!
  • Mr. Potato Head: See you later, Lightning McQueen.
  • Maui: We came to this farm for my favorite presidential tradition. Pardoning the Thanksgiving car.
  • Mabel Pines: Don't worry, you're safe. I'm tired now. This is your new home!
  • Lightning McQueen: Pizza! Does it get any betterthan this?
  • Mater: Hello, soldier. Whatever you do, do not make a sound.
  • Lightning McQueen: Aah!
  • Mater: You've been recruited for a top secret mission.
  • Lightning McQueen: What are you talking about?
  • Mater: We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get toons off the menu!
  • Lightning McQueen: Who are you talking to?
  • Mater: This guy, right here. He totally gets it. Look. See how he's nodding? A map!
  • Lightning McQueen: They aren't gonna just write "Time machine" on the...Of course, they are.
  • Hazmat Leader: Control, we have a contaminant.
  • Hazmat 1: Copy that. What type of agent?
  • Hazmat 2: Race car, sir. How do we address it?
  • Hazmat 1: Uh... With cranberry sauce!
  • Hazmat 2: But seriously?
  • Mater: Let's go!
  • Lightning McQueen: Wait, wait, wait!
  • Mater: Take us to the first Thanksgiving. Our mission is not to save ten toons...
  • Sally: Welcome to our home.
  • Mater: But all of them.
  • Sally: Oh, she wants you to throw up some worms into her mouth.
  • Mater: What?
  • Shaw: I will get those characters. Every last one of them!
  • Mater: Enemy approaching. You must follow me blindly!
  • Sally: For the flock!
  • Lightning McQueen: What's your plan for getting in?
  • Mater: I'm going to use my incredibly toned pecks and buttocksto throw you over the wall. Go!
  • Hazmat 1: Funny, right?
  • Narrator: Free Toons.
  • Lightning McQueen: I'm sick of you throwing me around. You see this line? Do not come into my personal space! Did you not see the line? Because I was pretty clear...
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