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Gin_in_wonderland_part_11_gin_meets_ganondorf_"how_doth_the_little_crocodile"

Gin in wonderland part 11 gin meets ganondorf "how doth the little crocodile"

Gin: You could never aloud things from the flowers. Humph! Seems to me they could never learn things about manners.

Ganondorf: A...E I O U. A E I O U. A E I O U. (Wheezing) O...U E I O A. (Wheezing) U E I O A...A E I O U. (Wheezing) Who...are..you?

Gin: I...I...I...I haven't know, sire. I came so many times seem this morning you see...

Ganondorf: I do not See. Explain yourself.

Gin: Why? I'm afraid I can't explain myself. Because I'm not myself you know...

Ganondorf: I do not know.

Gin: Well? I can't putted more clearly for it too clear to me.

Ganondorf: You? Who...are..you?

Gin: Well? Don't you think you to tell me...(Couching & Wheezing) Who you are first?

Ganondorf: Why?

Gin: Oh, Deer! Everything is so confusing.

Ganondorf: It is not.

Gin: Well? It is to me.

Ganondorf: Why?

Gin: Well? I can't remember things as I use to and...

Ganondorf: Re Sight!

Gin: Hmm? Oh! Oh! Oh, yes, sire. um. how doth the little busy bee in proof each...

Ganondorf: Stop! That is not spoken correctly. It goes...how?

Gin: M-hmm-hmm-hmm

Ganondorf (clear throat): How doth the little crocodile in proof each shinning tail and pole the waters of the Neil on enterly golden scale? How cheer? How cheer? (clear throat)

Gin: Ha Ha Ha!

Ganondorf: How cheer for seem to creek? How neatly spread its claws and welcomes, little fishes in with the justly smiling caws?

Gin: Well? I must see have never herded that way before.

Ganondorf: I know. I have been proofed it.

Gin: Well? (Couching) If you ask me?

Ganondorf: You? He! Who...are..you?! (Gin Couching)

Gin: Ah-Chou! Oh!

Ganondorf: You, there! Girl, wait! Come back! I have something important to say!

Gin: Oh, Deer! I wonder what he wants to know? Oh! Oh! Well?

Ganondorf: Keep your tenure.

Gin: Is that all!

Ganondorf: No. Exactly what is your problem?

Gin: Will? It's exact...exact...well it's princely this I should like to be a little larger, sire.

Ganondorf: Why?

Gin: Well? After all. Three inches is such a retired high and...

Ganondorf: I am exactly three inches high and this and is a retired good height Indeed!

Gin: But I'm not use to it! And you need to...Shout (But Ganondorf crawls out of his body and transformed into Santiago) Oh, Deer!

Santiago: By the way have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller...

Gin: One side of what?

Santiago: And the other side will make you grow shorter.

Gin: The other side of what?

Santiago: The Mushroom of curse!

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